1 more month of sweet melissa on my radio

[eggers]

some of you might not remember this, but there was this girl, her name was sarah, and she was always on the ron and fez dot com show... and there were others!

there was dead air dumpy; baby nicole; baby anna; whispering kyle; tasteless jenny; paco the lawyer; angel amy; sherry the ferry; and more!

what happened was, you see, there was this "out with the old and in with the new" thing that happened at the start of the year... and there was an episode all abou this. it was the first episode of 2001. ron and fez came on and proclaimed that the personalities of 2000 were played out - time for something new; something better! at first, i thought that they were joking - to infuriate the babies and the kid-fightclubbers and so that it would be funny.

but, as events turned out, they were not kidding. each year, apparently, ron and fez decide to get new personalities to add fun and spice to their show. this year's class of personalities has included sweet melissa, gina from hoboken, lezbo lizzy, crazy claire, circus boy, al dukes, the retard martin, effmeboobs, and too cute (joe poo doesn't count because he's like officially a part of the hosting team).

so there! one more month! and the show we listen to is bound to change forever.

and for those of you who might not like what you're hearing, i'm just retelling history and predicting the future - don't blame the messenger!

i guess replies to this message can describe personalities that you would like to hear come next year.:)

-eggers

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

This message was edited by eggers on 11-21-01 @ 2:50 PM

[Sheeplovr]

you have a point
but i belive its diffrent this time but if there was a change i want more Animal sounds

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Sunrisa]

yup..and its all good.rf know how to run a show and im glad that i even had one chance to be on the radio let alone do promos..
all good things come to an end. it aint bad i will never get bitter and im a loyal fan forever..
rock on eggers..you freak!

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[eggers]

now that you put it that way sweet melissa, i'm really, really sorry, and i don't really want to see you go:)

-eggers

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[IkeaBoy]

clare was a 11-3er.

paco, though, i want to know how his cases are doing (they really need to replay.

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[Dirtybird11]

crazy clare was from the original midnight shows wasnt she?
* sweet melissa is the mascot of the show. she is not really a character. therefore, i will extend her contract for another 14 months.*


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wishin and hopin and prayin=)

[IkeaBoy]

Clare first came on R&F at about 1 am one night when they were talking about cutting.

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[TheGameHHH]

I will be the first one to admit this, for the most part I have hated eggers posts and found them all to be insanely lame. But I think he has a point on this one. I do remember that show when the theme was kind of, out with the old and in with the new. I only wonder if the theme will continue in 1 months time. But kudos to you eggers, you have won some of my respect....lol!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[eggers]

2000 - Baby Sarah
2001 - Sweet Melissa
2002 - ???

:)

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[Gvac]

2000 - Baby Sarah
2001 - Sweet Melissa
2002 - ???

I'm pulling for "Sexy Gvac" myself.

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Special thanks to Lt. Rooster for this masterpiece!

[JustJon]

Think Sexy Gvac can survive competition a sex machine like T.J. O'Pootertoot?

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[vleon]

how about vic the spic? an
awkward yet endearing latin
male trying to make his way
though this crazy mundo.
he has horrible luck with the
ladies, but gets hit on by
guys like there's no
tomorrow..

:(


- vic the spic who
ocassionally posts

=-=-=
-true story about me-
Interviewer: So, where are
your people from?
Me: Uhh, Jersey.

[eggers]

so none of you people has risen to the call; but ron and fez need our help dam it and i'm here to help them!

...she will call in, saying her name is virginia and that she is a virgin and that she thinks that al dukes is cool and that he's getting a raw deal (at this time ron and fez would be bashing al for playing just-al clips during their vacation best-of's). so her nickname will be virgin virginia - the sweet melissa of 2002!

virgin virginia wants to meet al and al wants to meet virgin virginia... virgin virginia makes her way to 57th and 7th. al greets her and it is all cool as he likes her because she looks hot and all and al goes "wow! a hot virgin named virginia who likes guys with haircuts like roger maris and men are man enough not to go to the bathroom when they need to like me as i am a real man and i'm really cool - i'm al dukes!"

virgin virginia responds: "you're so smart al. how did you become so smart al?"

al goes: "well, there was this school that i had to attend to become this smart and its a school for producers and it is a cool school like i am cool and interesting."

ron: "you hear that fez?"

fez: "no ron, what is it?"

ron: "radio's all across the city are turning off. the sound is deafening!"

fez: "al, stop making people turn off there radios."

joe poo: "yeah homo, stop it."

al: "and we had to read books about radio and radio people - people involved in radio. and it was there that i realized the meaning of life. do you want me to tell you about the meaning of life? do you?"

virgin virginia: "boy, do i!"

al: "well, the meaning of life involves"

ron: "break to commercial! break to commercial!"

when they come back from commercial, ron reveals that joe poo has escorted al out of the studio; al is now looking into the studio; his nose on the door.

fez: "virgin virginia we ARE sorry."

ron: "yes dear, you look like a very lovely girl and we apologize for our producer, a looser, a born looser"

virgin virginia: "no problem guys - not like this hasn't happened before - oh wait - this hasn't happened before."

ron: "we're sorry again honey. anything we can do to make it up to you? dvd player? wrestling tickets?"

virgin virginia: "well..."

and this is where virgin virginia and joe poo have sex, right in the studio; a stunned al staring through the door.

fez: "wow! we didn't expect this from virgin virginia."

ron: "fez, i have a feeling that we'll be seeing a lot more of her in the coming year."

fez: "and speaking of coming, joe are you???"

joe poo: "hello."

:)

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

This message was edited by eggers on 11-22-01 @ 11:33 PM

[Se7en]

I will be distraught if this happens.

But I have hope, seeing as many of the 2000 crew still hangs around. Claire is still there, Retard Martin is still riding the short bus, Joe Poo is back...Joe Jr. made an appearance not too long ago....Kenny Allen is a regular again....Hell, we even see Hannah Han from time to time.

Alas, Crazy Mary still seems M.I.A.

And frankly, Melissa will NEVER be played. She's there for the long haul!

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Thank you, WWFallon! You are my Olympic Hero!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[The Belcher]

Suggestions for new characters:

Spreadem the Hoebag
Harry the Scrote
Fudgie the Underpants
Snorkel the Nasalingus Queen
"Urethra": the girl who keeps getting it in the wrong hole, and just found out it why it hurts when she pees
Phil Latio: Fez's "Manservant", just like Batman had Alfred
Carbunkle Carla
Bippy Longnipple
Farfel the Douchebag
Snotty the Dirty Hanky

and in a bizarre showbiz comeback:
Jerry Mathers as "The Beaver"

I also predict that in 2002, the FCC will lift it's ban on foul language and "Joe Poo" will change his name to "Joe Shit". This will last for a month before Fez insists on "Joe Doodie".
http://www.doodie.com/pics/fingerprint2.gif.11232001


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This message was edited by The Belcher on 11-24-01 @ 2:40 AM

[eggers]

this goes to prove that the belcher is one of the seven funniest people on this message board
:)
urethra: but daddy, it hurts when i pee.
:)

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[DreamWeaver]

So does this mean I am going to die in a month??

[The Belcher]

Thanks eggers! Now I must aspire to be in the top 6. ;)

No Gina, Gina's never die, they just get better, and sometimes hotter.


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This message was edited by The Belcher on 11-24-01 @ 2:57 PM

[eggers]

oh no, i was right! :(

[Sunrisa]

fucking eggers..ya jinxed me

:-)
rock on you jerkie freak.
man o man



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[french bread pizza]

i'm just wondering what's going to happen to me


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[eggers]

sweet melissa, french bread, and the others do not worry! there's this guy, his name is eddie, and he has this show on wnew on some obscure nights, and, i'm pretty, he has room on his show for 3-5 more personalities. you'll get to meet mike piazza and it will be really fun! good luck and god's speed. you can direct your inquries to: eddietrunk@wnew.com.

laters

[Sunrisa]

thank you eggers. you are sweet


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[IkeaBoy]

don't worry ladies, we'll remember you, and follow you, and take pictures of you when you don't expect it...

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"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[EffMeBoobs]

Still waiting for the pink slip...hehe

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Sunrisa]

for heaven sake ikea boy...i love that you stalk me.
you are my favorite..
if you only knew how much i like you.



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[TooCute]

Ooohhhhhhh I adore mike
Piazza. I don't care if he's
gay.



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[sexy bastard]

no more sweet melissa and french bread pizza....that really blows, just as i was getting use to them they have to leave...oh well hey you got my aim screen name give me a holla....hmmmm i wonder if ron ad fez need a new character on the show ala THE SEXY BASTARD to replace the nature boy
hmmmm
lol
where is my damn phone
lol


the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[The Belcher]

Ooohhhhhhh I adore mike
Piazza. I don't care if he's
gay.

Wanna see my autograph collection??





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This can't be happening... this must be a horrible, horrible dream!

Nooo, I love s&m and TooCute... don't let them leave!

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