Hey Fat_Sunny Got Engaged !!

[Fat_Sunny]

With All The Drama On The Board Recently (None Of Which F_S Understands), Fat Thought You People Would Like To Hear Some Really Good And Important News: Fat_Sunny Is Engaged!!! Engaged To Be Married!!! To A Woman!!!

This Is All Very Unexpected….Here Is What Happened: There Is A Young Woman, Age 20, Who Lives About 5 Miles From F_S In A Very Ritzy Town And She Has A Very Rich Dad (Rumored To Be A Billionaire). Late Last Night She Knocks On Fat's Door And Says This: "Mr. Sunny, I have had my eye on you for quite a few years. My Dad said I couldn't approach you until I turned 20, and yesterday was my 20th birthday. I know this is very unexpected, but I think you would be the ideal husband, and so I am proposing to you. Proposing marriage! And since I want you so much, I bought YOU the engagement ring….although it is highly unusual for the woman to buy it…I just want you that badly."

Wow! F_S Is Flabbergasted, But He Says "Let Me See The Ring". So She Pulls Out The Famed And Fabulous "Hunterdon Diamond" Ring That Is Like 400 Or 500 Carats With A Solid Platinum Band And Slips It Onto Fat's Fat Finger!!!




http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3048&size=1




So F_S Is Just A Tad Skeptical That The Ring May Be A Fake, But She Shows F_S A Picture From The Actual Jeweler's Display Case, Proving That It Is Actually The Famed Hunterdon Diamond, And That They Purchased It For $ 8,000,000 !!!!!




http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3049&size=1




So F_S Is All "Yes! I will marry you", But Today He Is Getting Cold Feet, Because If A 20-Year Old Rich Girl Appears Out Of Nowhere With An $8,000,000 Ring, How Much Better Could F_S Do If He Was Really Trying??? Should F_S Hold Out For A Richer Woman? Or Better Yet, A Younger Woman? Such Decisions!

[prothunderball]

the picture of that ring on your hand is the fist thing on this board that I can honestly say made me laugh out loud, I might even be able to say that I cackled a little bit. Well done FAT_SUNNY!

[Judge Smails]

Wow! Congrats. Can I be the ring bearer at the wedding?

[weekapaugjz]

this is going to make for one hell of a F_Sestivus!

[Bob Impact]

And it just got weird.

[JesterOfSadness]

I don't know what's going on anymore..:(

[Crispy123]

Boy a certain someone is going to be upstaged...I wonder who could it be???

Congrats F_S. Although I say hold out for an 18 year old Billionaire daughter.

[IamPixie]

I don't know what's going on anymore..:(

just smile and nod.:lol:..or roll. whatever.

[Midkiff]

Awwww, congrats, buddy! Can I be your cuckold? Then while you're sleeping she and I will slip into the night with that rock.



LOL F_S, you are a funny mo fo.

[lleeder]

Am I the only one that noticed Fat needs a manicure?

[MadMatt]

Am I the only one that noticed Fat needs a manicure?

No, I am sure there were several other gay or female members of the board that noticed...

:dry:

And F_S, stick with the 20 year old. If you go younger you might have to get up early to take them to school. If you go older, they won't be as easy to impress. I'd say 20 is just about right.

[Fat_Sunny]

Am I the only one that noticed Fat needs a manicure?

Manicures Are For Women, You Metrosexual!

[lleeder]

Manicures Are For Women, You Metrosexual!

That was a callback that you asses missed. Somewhere Marc with a C is smiling.

[JPMNICK]

That was a callback that you asses missed. Somewhere Marc with a C is smiling.

why did he just make a racial joke?

[TheMojoPin]

Holy crap, I actually guffawed at that picture.

[moochcassidy]

No, I am sure there were several other gay or female members of the board that noticed...


winner!

[Tall_James]

Holy crap, I actually guffawed at that picture.

Sounded more like a chortle to me.

[Jughead]

20 Damn !!!!....How do you know about Bo Didley???....I would never send my cd to a 20 year old.................Ive been babboozeled!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

you two timing son of a bitch!
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[Fat_Sunny]

20 Damn !!!!....How do you know about Bo Didley???....I would never send my cd to a 20 year old.................Ive been babboozeled!!!

The BRIDE-TO-BE Is 20!! (Not F_S). Apparently, She Was Looking For A Worldly Man With Some Experience Under His Belt (Among Other Things)!

[JPMNICK]

The BRIDE-TO-BE Is 20!! (Not F_S). Apparently, She Was Looking For A Worldly Man With Some Experience Under His Belt (Among Other Things)!

so she is 1/3 your age? no wonder it was such a nice ring

[Jughead]

The BRIDE-TO-BE Is 20!! (Not F_S). Apparently, She Was Looking For A Worldly Man With Some Experience Under His Belt (Among Other Things)!

OOpseee......Never mind....:wub:

[lleeder]

The BRIDE-TO-BE Is 20!! (Not F_S). Apparently, She Was Looking For A Worldly Man With Some Experience Under His Belt (Among Other Things)!

grey pubes?

[Jughead]

grey pubes?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:....sorry Sonny thats funny right there....

[FUNKMAN]

Congratulations and Best Of Happiness!

and may your first child be a funny child like funkman...

[Ritalin]

Manicures Are For Women, You Metrosexual!

So are engagement rings, little Miss Intended

[cupcakelove]

Hahahahahahahah!!!!

[ChimneyFish]

you two timing son of a bitch!
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Slowlllly........be....ing....hypno........tized.. ......





















Congrats, my friend!!!!
Never let a bird like that get away.:smoke:

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S Wouldn't-A-Thought This Was Necessary, But One Of His Favorite Naive Suckers Already Sent Him A PM With Sincere "Congratulations", So Perhaps F_S Should Point Out That The Following Thread Is Required Reading:


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62115http

[Kevin]

I would like to congradulate F_S and wish him many Happy years...

[Bulldogcakes]

http://a789.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/m_3c238c8fabc3d0b7e110939724b9782c.jpg


Finally! You two are perfect together!!!!!

[IamPixie]

http://a789.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/m_3c238c8fabc3d0b7e110939724b9782c.jpg


Finally! You two are perfect together!!!!!

i'm glad you finally let her go.

[lleeder]

F_S Wouldn't-A-Thought This Was Necessary, But One Of His Favorite Naive Suckers Already Sent Him A PM With Sincere "Congratulations", So Perhaps F_S Should Point Out That The Following Thread Is Required Reading:


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62115http

Fat thats a mean way to characterize Stugots.

[Jughead]

F_S Wouldn't-A-Thought This Was Necessary, But One Of His Favorite Naive Suckers Already Sent Him A PM With Sincere "Congratulations", So Perhaps F_S Should Point Out That The Following Thread Is Required Reading:


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62115http

BLABBER MOUTH!!!:wink:

[Marc with a c]

fat sunny has fat fingers and green grass.

[Fezticle98]

I thought for sure that this thread would have something to do with F_S's doppleganger who works at the drugstore.

Great bit! :wink:

[StupidGirlllll]

Congrats & best of luck to the both of you.

[Don Stugots]

D_S could not be happier for F_S. All the best.

[spoon]

I say it's now time for that open BBQ in your "huge" yard! Let's celebrate this farcical wedding, it won't be the first time or first one!

[RoseBlood]

The BRIDE-TO-BE Is 20!! (Not F_S). Apparently, She Was Looking For An Older Man With Some Fat Over His Belt (Among Other Things)!

I thought you were on the Nutri-System F_S?!

I am sorry to say, I don't believe this marriage will last. You two are not compatible. She doesn't speak in the third person nor does she capitalize the first letter of each of her words.

...may your first child be a funny child like funkman...

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/BODIES/BODIES049.jpg


http://a789.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/m_3c238c8fabc3d0b7e110939724b9782c.jpg

Finally! You two are perfect together!!!!!

You're still holding onto that picture?!

[Fat_Sunny]

fat sunny has fat fingers and green grass.

When The Bride-To-Be Was Slipping The Engagement Ring Onto Fat's Finger, He Was Thinking To Himself: "My but you have nice hands. Although not milky-white, they are iced-cafe-latte color; masculine and care-worn, yet elegant and flexible all at once. These are hands that would make even Ray McKigney envious."

And Then When She Showed F_S The Pic, He Thought "Man-O-Man but don't you have fat stubby little fingers"!!

Well, You Know What They Say...The Camera Adds 10 Pounds!! (And That Is Quite A Bit Of Weight To Add To A Hand).

To All The Well-Wishers: Oy-Vey.

RB: Nutrisystem Ended In April And F_S Is Creeping Up, But Not To The Point Of Devastation Yet. He Just Ordered A Two Week Supply To Take Off A Quick 5!

Spoon: The Party Is Next Year! F_S Like To Plan Well In Advance. ANd A Limo Will Be Sent To Pick Up Pixie, If Needs Be!

[reillyluck]

So F_S Is All "Yes! I will marry you", But Today He Is Getting Cold Feet, Because If A 20-Year Old Rich Girl Appears Out Of Nowhere With An $8,000,000 Ring, How Much Better Could F_S Do If He Was Really Trying??? Should F_S Hold Out For A Richer Woman? Or Better Yet, A Younger Woman? Such Decisions!

you must be in love. You didnt talk to her in the third person!!!!!!!!

All the best of luck to you my dear phriend!!!

[Bulldogcakes]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/BODIES/BODIES049.jpg



Yes, but we have increased 401K's and 403B's to make up for it.



or, as is usually the case on this board, higher post counts.

[El Mudo]

Sheepy sure has small hands

[Marc with a c]

[SIZE="2"]These are hands that would make even Ray McKigney envious."

well done sir.

[spoon]

.....

Spoon: The Party Is Next Year! F_S Like To Plan Well In Advance. ANd A Limo Will Be Sent To Pick Up Pixie, If Needs Be!

That limo better be fully stocked and sent my way first.

[drjoek]

I want to see pics of F_S chick. She is a chick isn't she ??




Not that theres anything wrong with that

[SatCam]

http://a789.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/m_3c238c8fabc3d0b7e110939724b9782c.jpg


Finally! You two are perfect together!!!!!

I thought it would be RichDebutante

[LordJezo]

We should have a double wedding!

I am getting married next August, hopefully a tiny ceremony in Central Park (30 people). You should come along with us.

[StupidGirlllll]

We should have a double wedding!

I am getting married next August, hopefully a tiny ceremony in Central Park (30 people). You should come along with us.


I know where you are going to get married in the park? Are these 30 guests are they going to be Lion, Tigers & Bears O MY, maybe even a few monkeys as your ushers.

[LordJezo]

I know where you are going to get married in the park? Are these 30 guests are they going to be Lion, Tigers & Bears O MY, maybe even a few monkeys as your ushers.

The lack of grammar in that post completely ruined it for me.

:(

Lets try that one again.

[StupidGirlllll]

Sorry
Is this better I think that you are going to be married in the Central Park Zoo.

[LordJezo]

Sorry
Is this better I think that you are going to be married in the Central Park Zoo.

Besides for your lack of a question mark, yes, that one is much better.

But that would be neat, having a small ceremony in the zoo, that would be memorable.

[Fat_Sunny]

Lord Jezo, You Really Need To Stay On StupidGirllll's Good Side....Otherwise, She Won't Bring Her Mom's Patented Raisin Meatballs To Your Wedding Reception!

[drjoek]

Lord Jezo, You Really Need To Stay On StupidGirllll's Good Side....Otherwise, She Won't Bring Her Mom's Patented Raisin Meatballs To Your Wedding Reception!

Im fuckin starvin

[StupidGirlllll]

Lord Jezo, You Really Need To Stay On StupidGirllll's Good Side....Otherwise, She Won't Bring Her Mom's Patented Raisin Meatballs To Your Wedding Reception!

Would you like me to bring them to your reception also F_S?

[LordJezo]

Lord Jezo, You Really Need To Stay On StupidGirllll's Good Side....Otherwise, She Won't Bring Her Mom's Patented Raisin Meatballs To Your Wedding Reception!

Can I try some before I order a whole platter? I'll be in the city tomorrow, she can give me samples then.

[drjoek]

Earl +2