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nevnut
07-28-2007, 05:39 AM
Found this on another board and I think it fits real well with Ron discribing the "pussifying" of men in the world today and I think "Retrosexual" is a good term for the "real man".

Allthough not all these discribe me, I agree with about 98% of it.

I know it's a little long, but think it's worth the read and worth the comments:


The Code:

A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.

A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.

A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you.

A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)

A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.

A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.

A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.

A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV.

A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little wuss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.

A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.

A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.

A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.

A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.

A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be.

A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus it's just plain fun to shoot.

Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexaul may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part.

When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.

A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner, all of them.

A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or in a serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance.

A Retrosexual man, in furtherance of his desire to accomplish the previous, will own at least one firearm which is covered under the Assault Weapons Act of 1994; additionally, he will own at least one handgun of 44 caliber or greater, and a MINIMUM of one semi-automatic handgun (the last two requirements can be met concurrently with any 1911 pattern handgun in caliber 45 ACP)

A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.

A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (hell, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride in a snow bank.

A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he damn well wanted it to land.

A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.

A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him.

A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT !


So are you a Retrosexual man or do fall under a different catagory?

DarkHippie
07-28-2007, 07:46 AM
Wow, I'm a retrosexual man then. Except for everything that has to do with hunting. I don't think a man's man has to kill other things for fun to fit that qualification. In fact i think that killing other things for fun makes you less of a man, and shows that you do not know how to 'deal with it' without taking lives as sport.

I actually stalk as a hobby. But I don't hunt. The difference? I use a camera. Same satisfaction, nothing dies.

pennington
08-12-2007, 11:30 AM
Most of those apply to me except the guns/hunting/killing ones. People can own as many guns as they want (most of the males in my family do) I just don't have any.

I'll also give up my seat for a pregnant woman, elderly person or someone who's physically handicapped. But some female who's healthy can stand.

Fat_Sunny
08-12-2007, 11:38 AM
Retro Here, Except, Like Dark Hippie And Pennington, As It Pertains To Hunting. Hunting Strikes F_S As Over-Compensation To Prove Manliness.

Don Stugots
08-12-2007, 11:44 AM
i could care less about some term that a marketing company came up with for whatever reason. i am a man. get over it.

SatCam
08-12-2007, 03:47 PM
Chuck Norris, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.

Chuck Norris opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.

Chuck Norris DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

Chuck Norris not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you.

Chuck Norris does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)

Chuck Norris does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.

Chuck Norris should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.

Chuck Norris watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.

Chuck Norris does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV.

Chuck Norris should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little wuss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.

Chuck Norris is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.

Chuck Norris will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.

Chuck Norris knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.

Chuck Norris should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.

Chuck Norris knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be.

Chuck Norris knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus it's just plain fun to shoot.

Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexaul may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons Chuck Norris can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part.

When Chuck Norris is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.

Chuck Norris knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner, all of them.

Chuck Norris will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or in a serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance.

Chuck Norris, in furtherance of his desire to accomplish the previous, will own at least one firearm which is covered under the Assault Weapons Act of 1994; additionally, he will own at least one handgun of 44 caliber or greater, and a MINIMUM of one semi-automatic handgun (the last two requirements can be met concurrently with any 1911 pattern handgun in caliber 45 ACP)

Chuck Norris knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.

Chuck Norris can drive in snow (hell, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride in a snow bank.

Chuck Norris can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he damn well wanted it to land.

Chuck Norris will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him.

Chuck Norris doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT !

FUNKMAN
08-12-2007, 04:01 PM
If you get sex that has been previously promised to you then you are getting - Retroaction

A.J.
08-12-2007, 09:22 PM
"Ret ro."

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