Hayseed in Disguise...

[Friday]

Hello, my name is Friday and I am a Hayseed in disguise as a northern yankee.

I go line dancing at the Colorado Cafe and tomorrow night I will be sporting my jeans and cowgirl hat at the Kenny Chesney concert at PNC Bank Arts Ctr.

Is anyone else hiding a super secret personality trait??

[Fezticle98]

I'm a witty, hilarious person in disguise as a boring zilch.

Couldn't tell, could ya?

[Fallon]

As white as I am, I really like hip hop music. I guess that would be my super secret personality trait.

[mikeyboy]

I was born in Puerto Rico.

[PapaBear]

I'm actually a very good lover.

[A.J.]

I was born in Puerto Rico.

Why aren't you living in Hartford, Bridgeport or Meriden, CT then?

[ChrisTheCop]

Hello, my name is Friday and I am a Hayseed in disguise as a northern yankee.

I go line dancing at the Colorado Cafe and tomorrow night I will be sporting my jeans and cowgirl hat at the Kenny Chesney concert at PNC Bank Arts Ctr.



The north I know starts at Coney Island, so its not surprising to me that someone who lives way down in southern jersey somewhere likes country music. you ARE a southerner!

[FUNKMAN]

Hello, my name is Friday and I am a Hayseed in disguise as a northern yankee.

I go line dancing at the Colorado Cafe and tomorrow night I will be sporting my jeans and cowgirl hat at the Kenny Chesney concert at PNC Bank Arts Ctr.

Is anyone else hiding a super secret personality trait??

i'm leaving this morning to go see Sara Evans in Glen Allen Va at the Innsbrook Pavillion. Also going to see Keith Urban at the Meadowlands in Aug...

and i used to love watching Hee-Haw

[A.J.]

and i used to love watching Hee-Haw

The girls were hot (no, not Minnie Pearl) so that makes it OK.

[topless_mike]

i pretend to be a good bass player just so i can stare at fat opie.

[cupcakelove]

Don't be so hard on yourself Friday, that stuff doesn't make you a hayseed.

[Soupy_Dreck]

Don't make me so hard Friday, that stuff makes me lay seed.

EWW

[JerseyRich]

I'm an alien.
I'm a legal alien.
I'm an Englishman in New Jersey.

http://www.digitaldreamsmd.com/myspace/sting_1.jpg

[Furtherman]

You're not alone Friday. The New York area is the #2 market for all sales of Country Music CDs. There is a lot out there - most of them closet Country Music fans!

[Friday]

Soupy made me spit my water out :lol:

[Cleophus James]

My name is Ron Bennington.

[topless_mike]

I'm an alien.
I'm a legal alien.
I'm an Englishman in New Jersey.

http://www.digitaldreamsmd.com/myspace/sting_1.jpg

its ok for him because he can shag for like, 12 hours straight.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im going to see Phil Collins in Concert.. but not for the Music, its for the 50 Year Old Bald Men in the Audience rrrrrrrrrrrrr


:king:

[JustJon]

You're not alone Friday. The New York area is the #2 market for all sales of Country Music CDs. There is a lot out there - most of them closet Country Music fans!

And yet no country music stations in NY.

Friday has an excuse at least, the Mason Dixon line does run thru NJ.

[Hottub]

We've got like 5 Country stations. Luckily, channel blocking is available.

[Doctor Z]

I'm a somebody cleverly disguised as a nobody.

[SHANEFROMGA]

I Like Pie

[ChimneyFish]

I am quite neurotic.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

I harbor a zealously guarded secret ability to make amusing and interesting message board posts.

[topless_mike]

Friday has an excuse at least, the Mason Dixon line does run thru NJ.

thats not for like, 30 miles souf of her. (exit 100 on GSP)

when you head into souf jersey, there are some scary as people down there.

[weekapaugjz]

the first town i lived in as a kid had less than a 1,000 people in it. i spent a lot of time at my grandparent's farm growing up playing in the woods and swimming in ponds and creeks. and my grandfather was a john deere salesman. add all that up, and i guess im a hayseed.

[Friday]

the first town i lived in as a kid had less than a 1,000 people in it. i spent a lot of time at my grandparent's farm growing up playing in the woods and swimming in ponds and creeks. and my grandfather was a john deere salesman. add all that up, and i guess im a hayseed.

And now we can be wed, hayseed.

:tongue:

[buzzard]

I was raised on country music,I know how to line dance,and some of my best friends are hayseeds(whatever that exactly means.)I was born 50 miles outside of Boston and I've lived in too many places to be prejudiced by much of anything.I don't consider myself a racist,yet,I love ethnic jokes.I'm not a bigot however,I have my personal likes & dislikes.Mostly,I dislike intolerance however it manifests itself especially in me.

[weekapaugjz]

And now we can be wed, hayseed.

:tongue:

woo hoo!

[Soupy_Dreck]

Soupy made me spit my water out :lol:

you're welcome :cool:

[envirogator]

I need clarification...

I live in Kansas

Went to grad school in the northeast

Travel the country extensively for work/pleasure

Have lived all over the country but enjoy the midwest....

Am I a Hayseed?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I need clarification...

I live in Kansas No

Went to grad school in the northeast No

Travel the country extensively for work/pleasure No

Have lived all over the country but enjoy the midwest.... No

Am I a Hayseed?


you are not a Hayseed, but you do live in Kansas and chose to be there. There has to be a Word for that....

:king:

[buzzard]

you are not a Hayseed, but you do live in Kansas and chose to be there. There has to be a Word for that....

:king:
the word is Jayhawk

[weekapaugjz]

you are not a Hayseed, but you do live in Kansas and chose to be there. There has to be a Word for that....

:king:

this coming from the man who lives on garbage island...

[envirogator]

the word is Jayhawk

Damn Straight!

[JustJon]

And now we can be wed, hayseed.

:tongue:

You two are brother and sister?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this coming from the man who lives on garbage island...

words hurt

:king:

[buzzard]

Damn Straight!
How's what's his names' knee (the point guard)?..forgot his name,I always ferget names when it's not b-ball season.

[envirogator]

The point guard is Sherron Collins, minor injury. Brandon Rush just had surgery, wont be able to do anything for another 4-6 weeks I believe. Like most seasons they should have a good team, just need to pull it all together..

[buzzard]

The point guard is Sherron Collins, minor injury. Brandon Rush just had surgery, wont be able to do anything for another 4-6 weeks I believe. Like most seasons they should have a good team, just need to pull it all together..
Thanx...we'll discuss that when the time comes....like in 3-4 months:laugh:

[El Mudo]

You're not alone Friday. The New York area is the #2 market for all sales of Country Music CDs. There is a lot out there - most of them closet Country Music fans!



Kenny Chesney doesn't sing country music

[El Mudo]

And yet no country music stations in NY.

Friday has an excuse at least, the Mason Dixon line does run thru NJ.



I learned today that the Mason Dixon line could/should be a lot farther north than it is...the Pennsylvania people just ended offering more bribes to Mason and Dixon than the Maryland people did, so the line got pushed farther south

[Bulldogcakes]

Contrary to what my old Mod quote said, I have neither a lovely lawn or a little dick.

My dogs are killing the fucking lawn, and as far as the dick part goes . . . . . you'll just have to take my word for it. (http://www.interracial-blonde.com/img/500/388.jpg) NSFW

[Crispy123]

Hello, my name is Friday and I am a Hayseed in disguise as a northern yankee.

I go line dancing at the Colorado Cafe and tomorrow night I will be sporting my jeans and cowgirl hat at the Kenny Chesney concert at PNC Bank Arts Ctr.

Is anyone else hiding a super secret personality trait??

Im into biker chicks (http://cameira.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/biker-chick.jpg) and hayseeds (http://images.radcity.net/5162/1249686.jpg) .:smoke:

[Friday]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/Fridaycountry.jpg?t=1185510877

[PapaBear]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/Fridaycountry.jpg?t=1185510877
http://www.robinsonsantiques.com/door-knockers/door-knocker-11.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t250/Haskellitoberg/Fridaycountry.jpg?t=1185510877

fucking hot!

[RoseBlood]

the first town i lived in as a kid had less than a 1,000 people in it. i spent a lot of time at my grandparent's farm growing up playing in the woods and swimming in ponds and creeks. and my grandfather was a john deere salesman. add all that up, and i guess im a hayseed.

Mom/Dad grew up in Brooklyn/Manhattan respectively, then to Queens then to Long Island. Even given that I cannot fight how much Hayseed I have in me. My brother moved to South Carolina. I grew up spending many a weekends in Pennsylvania where we had a pond, acres of babbling brook, a chicken coop and a bunk house/barn. I drove my father's john deere many times and I wish I could lasso a wild horse. I've been to fairs where the main attraction was cow pie bingo and pig racing. I've never been 4 wheelin, have all my teeth and don't understand Nascar.

[midwestjeff]

Ha ha. Fucking hayseeds!

I am secretly an underground hipster big city type without the hipness and the city and the underground. Who wants some cotton candy? Step right up. One in wins. Step right up.