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Furtherman
07-23-2007, 02:01 PM
Weekly World News Shutting Down

While it isn't strictly a genre publication, and it does bill itself as "The World's Only Reliable Newspaper," the editor has decided that this announcement does fall within SFScope's purview:

American Media has decided to suspend publication of Weekly World News, both the print publication and the web site. No reason was given at press time, although reliable sources do tell us that management turned down at least one offer to buy the publication.

The weekly supermarket tabloid—known as the home of "Bat Boy" and other less-than-probable stories—has long had staffing connections with the science fiction, fantasy, and horror fields.

Bob Greenberger, an editor with Weekly World News, reports on his blog that he and the rest of the staff were called into a meeting about noon on Friday where they were "told the Board of Directors has chosen to close Weekly World News. The reasons given make no sense. We're stunned and shell-shocked. We're to stay on through August 3, finishing the reprint issues and then we're done. A glorious, funny, odd publication, born in 1979, will go out with a whimper and all I can think is that something's going on that they're not telling us because it just doesn't make sense."

Oh, the irony in Bob's statement.

Alas, no more Bat Boy. No more claims that the moon IS made of cheese! (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/world_headlines/31)

Cavemen invented Rock Music! (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/world_headlines/37)

A vampire with a cavity in one of his fangs! (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/week_in_history/70)

Silenced, no doubt, by someone at the top silencing the world's greatest secrets!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/cd/250px-Batboy_Steals_MINI.jpg

http://www.loveleaf.net/rcmag/image/weekly_world_news_magazine.jpg

http://www.presidentialufo.com/Clinton_alien.jpg

http://www.historycooperative.org/journals/cp/vol-02/no-03/talk/images/wwn.jpg

BeerBandit
07-23-2007, 06:20 PM
I read in the Enquirer that they're shutting down because a large electrical storm caused by a gathering fleet of quartz powered alien ships debilitated the presses and turned the printing ink to blood.

DolaMight
07-23-2007, 06:24 PM
I can't believe it lasted this long. I swear some of the stuff in there it's like they just made it up.

TheMojoPin
07-23-2007, 06:28 PM
Waiting in line at the supermarket will be a little more lonely from now on...

I heard it was because some smartassed video store clerk spit water in the publisher's face for going on and on about his story ideas.

PapaBear
07-23-2007, 06:56 PM
I used to love the wwn! From what I read years ago, the whole thing was done by 5 Enquirer staff members, using fake names, in a tiny office of the Enquirer building.

cupcakelove
07-24-2007, 03:30 AM
Noooooooooo!!! Wait, I don't read that crap. Seriously, how many times can you read about Batboy or vampire Hitler?

A.J.
07-24-2007, 03:48 AM
"So where do I get me news now?"

http://www.movieactors.com/freezes1/IMarriedAxe7.jpg

PapaBear
07-24-2007, 03:52 AM
"So where do I get me news now?"

http://www.movieactors.com/freezes1/IMarriedAxe7.jpg


try this (http://www.whackbag.com/showthread.php?t=67441)

A.J.
07-24-2007, 04:08 AM
try this (http://www.whackbag.com/showthread.php?t=67441)

Whackbag is banned here. :down:

bobrobot
07-24-2007, 04:09 AM
Noooooooooo!!! Wait, I don't read that crap. Seriously, how many times can you read about Batboy or vampire Hitler?

Every waking moment, Mr. Cuppy!!!

I hadda buddy who wrote for WWW in the early '80's when they started, she said it was hysterical all the time there.

Anybody rememeber the short lived TV show?

sad sad news...

Bat Boy Roolz!!!

http://www.comictreadmill.com/images/BAt%20Boy.bmp

StupidGirlllll
07-24-2007, 04:42 AM
My favorite Bat Boy was when he went clubbing. My brother has a batboy t-shirt.

TheMojoPin
07-24-2007, 06:21 AM
Noooooooooo!!! Wait, I don't read that crap. Seriously, how many times can you read about Batboy or vampire Hitler?

Uh, infinitely?

Why do you hate fun?

angrymissy
07-24-2007, 06:26 AM
:( My grandmother used to buy ALL the supermarket tabloids, including WWN, when I was a kid, and I used to read them all every weekend. Weekly World News was always the best.

cupcakelove
07-24-2007, 06:39 AM
Uh, infinitely?

Why do you hate fun?

I guess you're right, I was just grumpy because I'm at work, I retract my previous statement.

Devo37
07-24-2007, 06:50 AM
i already miss Ed Anger.

well, we still have the Blowhard... :D

Yerdaddy
07-24-2007, 10:52 AM
Batboy is buying the Wall Street Journal. So these writers will all still have jobs.

spadanko
07-24-2007, 11:12 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

King Hippos Bandaid
07-24-2007, 11:20 AM
WWN was always good for a chuckle on the Checkout Line

:king: