Non Shit Related Stunt Ideas For Dave

[lleeder]

I think Dave should go in a giant tank filled with crabs or lobsters. This would be very creepy and scary at the same time. One by one Ron and Fez could put another crab into the tank. The screams of terror and pain would be very funny. It could prove to be painful but Dave is the Stunt King so I thing he can handle it. If he wants to go up against Pat Duffy they can do it like that Gauntlet show on MTV. One guy says he can beat 20 crabs. If the other guy thinks he can do 25 he says 25. Then when a high number is hit. The person that feels the other guy can't do it challenges him to do the amount. Lets hear your stunt ideas for Dave?

[weekapaugjz]

i saw an idea in a thread over at wackbag. 55 gallon drum challenge between ESD and pat duffy. that get's my vote.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Non shit ideas?

Remember the 'Hold Your Wee for a Wii' contest? I say they do that again. But instead of water they drink urine. Or maybe pig's blood.

[Hottub]

How about running the phones, studying for board gossip, and booking Guy Guyerson?

[Reephdweller]

I still want to know what the Royale with Cheese is. I'm intrigued.

[Friday]

i saw an idea in a thread over at wackbag. 55 gallon drum challenge between ESD and pat duffy. that get's my vote.

i saw that too, but i have no idea what it is... splain?

[lleeder]

Non shit ideas?

Remember the 'Hold Your Wee for a Wii' contest? I say they do that again. But instead of water they drink urine. Or maybe pig's blood.

How bout hold your Bee for a Wii? Where they have to hold bees in there mouth until the other guy gives up?

[weekapaugjz]

i saw that too, but i have no idea what it is... splain?

you take a 55 gallon drum, stuff the contestants inside and close the lids. then any assortment of grossness are poured on them through a hole in the top. o&a did it a while back and i think a girl had to go to the emergency room with a cricket which got lodged in her ear. they also used pig intestines and other stomach turning creations. it would be quite the show, because i don't see ESD or pat duffy backing down very easily.

[Friday]

you take a 55 gallon drum, stuff the contestants inside and close the lids. then any assortment of grossness are poured on them through a hole in the top. o&a did it a while back and i think a girl had to go to the emergency room with a cricket which got lodged in her ear. they also used pig intestines and other stomach turning creations. it would be quite the show, because i don't see ESD or pat duffy backing down very easily.

this is such a good idea!!!!
and they can do it simultaneously which would make it more of a "War" feel!

[MikeB]

Have them eat shit.

[Zenbean]

I think Dave should go in a giant tank filled with crabs or lobsters. This would be very creepy and scary at the same time. One by one Ron and Fez could put another crab into the tank. The screams of terror and pain would be very funny. It could prove to be painful but Dave is the Stunt King so I thing he can handle it. If he wants to go up against Pat Duffy they can do it like that Gauntlet show on MTV. One guy says he can beat 20 crabs. If the other guy thinks he can do 25 he says 25. Then when a high number is hit. The person that feels the other guy can't do it challenges him to do the amount. Lets hear your stunt ideas for Dave?

haha! Now I want to hear Dave do his "girl scream" underwater!

[buzzard]

I think ESD should attempt to become the very best @ whatever Ron tells him to do.In my opinion,that would be the clearest road to success Dave could possibly achieve.:wink:

[Kris10]

It all sounds Fear Factor-ish to me, but I like it. I'd love a crab to pinch Pat Duffy on the balls!

[MellySmelly]

A baked bean eating contest followed by a beer drinking contest followed by a fart lighting contest.

[Kris10]

A baked bean eating contest followed by a beer drinking contest followed by a fart lighting contest.

lol fart lighting... sounds dangerous, Dave is sure to catch is flaming hair on fire!

[wireman]

How about a find some real talent or get off the show stunt you shit eating motherfucker? That is some repugnant shit.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

good evening folks has anyone talked to mellysmelly today

[Judge Smails]

They both go swimming in a pool on a cruise ship at sea. Whoever goes insane first is out.

[mikeyboy]

They both go swimming in a pool on a cruise ship at sea. Whoever goes insane first is out.

:lol:

[RMPGP]

I call it the Dr Pepper Challenge.

Every 10 minutes, the contestant must pepper spray themself in the the face. Whoever says NO MAS first is the loser.

It will be totally safe using ZARC pepper spray:

http://www.zarc.com/english/news/peppersafety.html

[BalzacWB]

i saw an idea in a thread over at wackbag. 55 gallon drum challenge between ESD and pat duffy. that get's my vote.

I call it the Dr Pepper Challenge.

Every 10 minutes, the contestant must pepper spray themself in the the face. Whoever says NO MAS first is the loser.

It will be totally safe using ZARC pepper spray:

http://www.zarc.com/english/news/peppersafety.html

wow I love both these ideas.... only problem is both seem like they would end in a draw since neither psycho would say "I'm done"


Pepper spray would be awesome... could you imagine the screams that would come out of dave???

hahahahahaha

[RMPGP]

wow I love both these ideas.... only problem is both seem like they would end in a draw since neither psycho would say "I'm done"


Pepper spray would be awesome... could you imagine the screams that would come out of dave???

hahahahahaha

Good point, Sir.

So we need to have some sort of quantitative way to determine the winner. Here's what my twisted imagination came up with:

I call it: Stroker Ace's 55 Gallon Drum Challenge.

So you start the 55 gallon drum challenge. One hour into it, you give each athlete an unopened condom. At that point, whoever can fill the condom first inside of the drum is the winner. While they are stroking it, the 55 gallon drum challenge continues, but the athlete is forced to keep stroking it.

Unfortunately it would be best to do this twist unbeknownst to the contestants. But even with them knowing it ahead of time, it's still a great twist.

[weekapaugjz]

Good point, Sir.

So we need to have some sort of quantitative way to determine the winner. Here's what my twisted imagination came up with:

I call it: Stroker Ace's 55 Gallon Drum Challenge.

So you start the 55 gallon drum challenge. One hour into it, you give each athlete an unopened condom. At that point, whoever can fill the condom first inside of the drum is the winner. While they are stroking it, the 55 gallon drum challenge continues, but the athlete is forced to keep stroking it.

Unfortunately it would be best to do this twist unbeknownst to the contestants. But even with them knowing it ahead of time, it's still a great twist.

GAY

[RMPGP]

GAY

No. You can't see into the drum. It's dark in there. Unless you can't stop yourself from imagining what's going on inside ;)

BTW: it's "pwned" not "powned".

[weekapaugjz]

No. You can't see into the drum. It's dark in there. Unless you can't stop yourself from imagining what's going on inside ;)

BTW: it's "pwned" not "powned".

thanks, but i don't really make my own mod quote, cause if i could it sure wouldn't be that shit.

[RMPGP]

thanks, but i don't really make my own mod quote, cause if i could it sure wouldn't be that shit.

Fair enough.

How do you propose they decide a winner with the 55 gallon drum challenge when neither guy gets out after 5 hours? Dave would spend the rest of his entire life in there for the show if he had to.

[weekapaugjz]

Fair enough.

How do you propose they decide a winner with the 55 gallon drum challenge when neither guy gets out after 5 hours? Dave would spend the rest of his entire life in there for the show if he had to.

ha. that's the same thing i was thinking. it would have to be something pretty atrocious for either dave or pat duffy to get out, and i sure as hell can't think of anything. it would be pure entertainment though and the listeners would be the winner.

[Friday]

it would be pure entertainment though and the listeners would be the winner.

And isn't that the point of all of this? Both shows drawing big and the listeners/board addicts getting riled up and excited.

If they play this well.... we could have another Big Ass Night of Fights ... or the like.
I just hope its not at noon on a weekday again... damn that Free FM!

[weekapaugjz]

And isn't that the point of all of this? Both shows drawing big and the listeners/board addicts getting riled up and excited.

If they play this well.... we could have another Big Ass Night of Fights ... or the like.
I just hope its not at noon on a weekday again... damn that Free FM!

dave would tear pat duffy apart limb by limb! nobody fucks with the mad dog!

[BeltOfScotch]

ESD in a boxing ring =
http://warhistorian.org/blog1/images/tyson-bite.jpg

[lleeder]

I think the 55 gallon drum challenge would have already happened if it could still be done. Boxing matches legally are really hard to put on Ron said. So I don't see that happening either.

[dereckfishboy]

I have a feeling this stunt stuff will turn queer if it doesn't cap off soon

[dereckfishboy]

I have a feeling this stunt stuff will turn even more queer if it doesn't cap off soon

Excuse me.... had to correct myself.....

[RMPGP]

And isn't that the point of all of this? Both shows drawing big and the listeners/board addicts getting riled up and excited.

If they play this well.... we could have another Big Ass Night of Fights ... or the like.
I just hope its not at noon on a weekday again... damn that Free FM!

I think also part of the point is there a payoff to the bit. Part of that payoff is that someone is declared a winner.

[RMPGP]

I think the 55 gallon drum challenge would have already happened if it could still be done. Boxing matches legally are really hard to put on Ron said. So I don't see that happening either.

New laws since 2002? They held them monthly back then.

Boxing match would be a lame way to payoff this bit anyway, what's the reason for it? The Big Ass Night of Fights needs to come back but not for this bit.

[outlawfrank]

I think Dave should calmly walk into O & A's studio with two buckets of crushed ice and a cutting board. Set his pinky on the cutting board and cut it off with a butcher's knife. Either do it himself (probably end up cutting off his own hand) or someone else from the Ron and Fez show, let's say Pepper. Now as Dave is screaming like a maniac and slamming his hand in the ice to slow down blood flow, Pepper can gather the finger and as he puts it in the other bucket of ice tell the boys, for Dave, the war is over and Ron and Fez won unless Pat Duffey removes his own appendix.

[RMPGP]

I think Dave should calmly walk into O & A's studio with two buckets of crushed ice and a cutting board. Set his pinky on the cutting board and cut it off with a butcher's knife. Either do it himself (probably end up cutting off his own hand) or someone else from the Ron and Fez show, let's say Pepper. Now as Dave is screaming like a maniac and slamming his hand in the ice to slow down blood flow, Pepper can gather the finger and as he puts it in the other bucket of ice tell the boys, for Dave, the war is over and Ron and Fez won unless Pat Duffey removes his own appendix.

Dave should eat the finger in front of them. That would be much better.

BTW: anyone know what the surprise Opie has/had for Dave? Did that go anywhere?

[lleeder]

New laws since 2002? They held them monthly back then.

Boxing match would be a lame way to payoff this bit anyway, what's the reason for it? The Big Ass Night of Fights needs to come back but not for this bit.

Ron said in order to do boxing matches they have to become promoters and get a license. The legal climate lately makes it very hard to do these spur of the moment. Imagine laws changing from 2002? Kinda like how radio was different in 2002. It might seem like not that long ago, but things are miles away from there.

[RMPGP]

Ron said in order to do boxing matches they have to become promoters and get a license. The legal climate lately makes it very hard to do these spur of the moment. Imagine laws changing from 2002? Kinda like how radio was different in 2002. It might seem like not that long ago, but things are miles away from there.

Yeah but why would Dave & Duffy box to decide the outcome of the ultimate stunt man contest? Just saying I don't get that.

Also - I did a little research on holding a boxing event in New York. Here's what I found:

How can I obtain a sanction for a boxing show?

Please complete the Sanction Request Form and send a money order made out to USA Boxing, Metro to Registration Clerk, USA Boxing, Metro, 300 Pelham Road, Apt. 5M New Rochelle, NY 10805 once your sanction has been approved and the sanction fee provided via email. (You must provide a valid email address for approval.) Then, if you want your event listed on the Events page, you must complete the Event Listing form and your event will appear on the Events page once the sanction fee has been received.

http://www.usaboxingmetro.com/

It looks like all they have to do is talk to a boxing club (which will get plugged) to sponsor it, then anyone over 35 needs to be certified by a doctor with a basic physical.

Doesn't look too hard at all. But then again, Al Dukes was the producer in 2002 so that's probably why it didn't seem like a big deal...

[watson]

Dave needs to train to participate in the NYC marathon, he has a little more than 3 months to train and then run in the marathon on November 4th, 2007

http://www.nycmarathon.org/home/index.php

[RENFIELD]

get a panel of people...

say...
old girlfriend CLAIRE
her boyfriend CHEF
and EARL

and see who can hold DAVE's head under water the longest...

[FUNKMAN]

jump rope on a greasy floor...

[Caseyelan]

get a panel of people...

say...
old girlfriend CLAIRE
her boyfriend CHEF
and EARL

and see who can hold DAVE's head under water the longest...


adorable!

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

And isn't that the point of all of this? Both shows drawing big and the listeners/board addicts getting riled up and excited.

If they play this well.... we could have another Big Ass Night of Fights ... or the like.
I just hope its not at noon on a weekday again... damn that Free FM!

Yeah love it when the two shows are competing ... as for challanges i like the 55 gallon lobster/crab challenge haha that would be hillarious

[Soupy_Dreck]

i say they bring back:


jen and the genitorturers

to see who can last the longest...

[S0S]

mayonnaise enema