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S0S
07-18-2007, 06:50 AM
YouTube - "Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA)


YouTube - Chocolate Rain (spoof) Original song by Zay Tonday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6SjPfc_xNA)

Furtherman
07-18-2007, 07:01 AM
That spoof is hilarious.

The mallard is the most recognisable of the ducks!

MadMatt
07-18-2007, 07:19 AM
Is it really that kid singing? I pictured a much older guy.

EDIT: The spoof is Great! I expect many more of those, especially after today's O&A show.

buzzard
07-18-2007, 01:06 PM
Chocolate Rain,Monster Rain...these are indeed stormy times.

ralphbxny
07-18-2007, 01:07 PM
I love it. Just listening to it on O&A!!

DolaMight
07-18-2007, 01:13 PM
Found the lyrics on the net so you can the family for a sing along. I like it when he sings the chocolate rain part.

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane

Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make

Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are

sailor
07-18-2007, 01:30 PM
so, he hates white people? interesting.

buzzard
07-18-2007, 03:19 PM
Found the lyrics on the net so you can the family for a sing along. I like it when he sings the chocolate rain part.

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane

Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make

Chocolate Rain
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

Chocolate Rain
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are

I'm really starting to be concerned about you 100%:lol:

Dash77
07-18-2007, 03:23 PM
so, he hates white people? interesting.

I thought he hated black people?

mildly amusing
07-18-2007, 03:36 PM
it's so annoying yet totally captivating all at the same time...i can't bring myself to look away.

Midkiff
07-18-2007, 04:00 PM
the spoof rocks!

Landblast
07-18-2007, 04:10 PM
Opie is right on with this one!, song is pathetic, hilarious, annoying, and embarrassingly catchy.

MadMatt
07-19-2007, 11:29 AM
Sadly, "Chocolate Rain" may be Tay Zonday's best work. Check out this version or "Rainbow Connection (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mrdzl5g-J2g)."

It's like Barry White and Philip Glass had a retarded child.

S0S
07-19-2007, 12:47 PM
Sadly, "Chocolate Rain" may be Tay Zonday's best work. Check out this version or "Rainbow Connection (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mrdzl5g-J2g)."

It's like Barry White and Philip Glass had a retarded child.

Yes, that is more intricate song but not as rememberable as "Chocolate Rain".

IamPixie
07-19-2007, 02:49 PM
wow....he couldn't look less like what I pictured in my mind.

lleeder
07-19-2007, 02:53 PM
He kinda looks like that kid from Everybody Hates Chris, only grown up.

Jughead
07-19-2007, 03:13 PM
He needs a wind screen...Pretty cool..Like Pixie said he looks no way like I had him pictured...

celery
07-19-2007, 08:53 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xnFEwTBZNB4

Marc with a c
07-19-2007, 08:57 PM
he has a lesbiany looking head.

Doctor Z
07-19-2007, 09:01 PM
he has a lesbiany looking head.

SOMEBODY hadda say it.

Bob Impact
07-19-2007, 09:16 PM
I thought he hated black people?

That's EXACTLY what I thought. When O&A were playing it, I was yelling to the radio "IT'S SOME WEIRD RACIST WHITE GUY TRYING TO DO A BLACK PERSON IMPRESSION!" I was shocked to learn other wise. I also am in therapy to help me stop yelling at inanimate objects.


CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAIN!

mikeyboy
07-19-2007, 09:55 PM
He's not a big fan of the verse-chorus-verse format, is he?

IMSlacker
07-20-2007, 04:27 AM
This song was only stuck in my head for a couple of hours until it was replaced by "Radio War!", which has been stuck there ever since.


Radio War!
As requested
It's East Side Dave
Of Ron & Fez vs.
Cream Pie Jones
Of O&A..

LordJezo
07-20-2007, 04:54 AM
I cut the first 29 seconds of the song and I am using it as my ringtone now.

If anyone wants it I have uploaded the file here:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QY6UOBJN

I am going to be sick of it by the end of the weekend but at least now I can take Chocolate Rain with me wherever I go.

Midkiff
07-20-2007, 04:58 AM
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x64/cuntburgers/i-has-chocolate-runoff-in-my-pants.jpg

Bob Impact
07-20-2007, 05:44 AM
FUCK! This is the first thing i heard in my head this morning.


CHOCOLATE RAAAAIN!

buzzard
08-02-2007, 01:12 PM
Thanks to O&A,I'm hearing it constantly....my wife has a new reason to hate me...and O&A
first the banana phone now this:lol:

Death Metal Moe
08-02-2007, 01:54 PM
I prefer "My Dick's All Shitty" personally, but I like what O&A and lil Jimmy do with Chocolate Rain with their parody lines on the show.

buzzard
08-02-2007, 01:59 PM
I prefer "My Dick's All Shitty" personally, but I like what O&A and lil Jimmy do with Chocolate Rain with their parody lines on the show.
It's all WHIZZRDY to a one-celled brain such as mine:smile:

Jughead
08-02-2007, 02:34 PM
Wheres the bridge in the song..He needs a writing lesson...:wink:

Leticia
08-02-2007, 04:08 PM
The night after O&A played it for the first time me and Cockstrong heard the replay on our way to the airport and could not fucking get it out of our heads for the whole week.

Why are there no breaks in the song!!!!!????

Have something different happen in the song. This makes me want to shoot someone. It's so annoying and so catchy....

Argh. I also heard his cover of Never Gonna give you up. or whatever that Rick Roll song is.
Lol. So good.

ryno1974
08-02-2007, 07:48 PM
You know what would be great? If instead of playing that song and cackling about it every 2 minutes they just looped the same fucking thing over and over. Maybe every hour or so they can laugh like idiots about big boy did a doody, then back to chocolate rain.

These fucking idiots are the kings of overdoing shit. Course it doesnt help that 202 replays their shit over and over and over and over and over.......... Except for 6 sane hours of the day when R&F are on.

Fucking losers.

MikeB
08-02-2007, 07:51 PM
You know what would be great? If instead of playing that song and cackling about it every 2 minutes they just looped the same fucking thing over and over. Maybe every hour or so they can laugh like idiots about big boy did a doody, then back to chocolate rain.

These fucking idiots are the kings of overdoing shit. Course it doesnt help that 202 replays their shit over and over and over and over and over.......... Except for 6 sane hours of the day when R&F are on.

Fucking losers.

You are too negative for me.

mikeyboy
08-02-2007, 07:53 PM
You are too negative for me.

Wow.

ryno1974
08-02-2007, 07:53 PM
Sorry, they get under my skin and bring out the worst in me. If only we could temper some of their crap with about 50% R&F and 50% O&A, then we would have some balance.

midwestjeff
08-02-2007, 07:58 PM
Sorry, they get under my skin and bring out the worst in me. If only we could temper some of their crap with about 50% R&F and 50% O&A, then we would have some balance.

I'm not sure what XM unit you are using, but i would bet that it has either an off button or a fancy way to CHANGE THE CHANNEL. I recommend XM 84. Chill.

MikeB
08-02-2007, 08:02 PM
Wow.

yea.

carsonogin
08-03-2007, 05:12 AM
ryno appears to be a troll.

buzzard
08-03-2007, 06:25 AM
nope,just a joyless negative Nancy:dry:

bigredd
08-03-2007, 01:15 PM
Sadly, "Chocolate Rain" may be Tay Zonday's best work. Check out this version or "Rainbow Connection (http://youtube.com/watch?v=mrdzl5g-J2g)."

It's like Barry White and Philip Glass had a retarded child.

I was thinking more like Barry White and Billy D. Williams but you're on the right track.

buzzard
08-03-2007, 04:20 PM
Luckily,I've moved on to;"My Aides" by Seve from Bayshore!

Are Gee
08-10-2007, 11:41 AM
its funny when he was on O&A, the boys asked him what the lyrics meant. He basically said, some make sense.. others are just there.

Hottub
08-10-2007, 11:45 AM
Welcome aboard ,Are Gee. I remember you from the cum thread.

IMSlacker
08-10-2007, 11:48 AM
I remember you from the cum thread.

Nearly 100% of Hottub's posts can be used as mod quotes.

Hottub
08-10-2007, 11:57 AM
Therefore I usually have 2 or 3.

silas
08-13-2007, 03:40 PM
I've been immune (so far) from "chocolate rain".

But now I can't get that "I've got a lovely bunch o' cocoanuts" out of my head.

Tho I have heard that ditty before (i think on BBC comedies/shows? );

O+A always win in the end.

Furtherman
08-16-2007, 10:42 AM
Chocolate Rain by Chad Vader (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo-xr6YGkFY)

topless_mike
08-16-2007, 11:34 AM
Chocolate Rain by Chad Vader (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo-xr6YGkFY)

OMG
i accidently wet myself when i saw this

f'n hillarious.


"i move my frontal breathing vent from the mic"


"double poop on mondays are the worst"

MadMatt
08-16-2007, 12:01 PM
OMG
i accidently wet myself when i saw this

f'n hillarious.


"i move my frontal breathing vent from the mic"


"double poop on mondays are the worst"

I don't want to burst your bubble, but I believe it's "Double coupon Mondays are the worst"

If you have seen some of the other Chad Vader videos, he works in a grocery store. Not trying to be a dick, but wanted to let you know. Still freaking hillarious.

topless_mike
08-21-2007, 12:43 PM
I don't want to burst your bubble, but I believe it's "Double coupon Mondays are the worst"



:sad:

but i like poop...

MadMatt
08-21-2007, 12:46 PM
:sad:

but i like poop...

:lol:

http://www.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Kidrobot-Shikito-Brown-Edition_274CEDBD.jpg

topless_mike
08-24-2007, 09:45 AM
dont know if this has been posted yet or not

simpson tay zonday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-W2AXEuD8Q

TheMojoPin
08-24-2007, 09:51 AM
That sucked some yellow cartoon schlong.

Thrice
08-24-2007, 10:16 AM
This one's entertaining for about a minute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caIBKOztlAo