earliest memory

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My earliest memory also happens to be my first anti-social moment!

I remember being an infant-- I can see my little feet in my little pink sleeper as my mom took me for a walk in the baby carriage. There was this really loud, really scary crossing guard at one corner. She freaked me out. As we approached this particular corner, I remember thinking, "If I pretend I'm asleep, maybe she'll just leave me alone." It worked! The tone of my life was SET!

I also remember my mom changing my diaper. She was particularly rough this time. I can remember wanting to say, "Hey lady! Watch it!" but being SO frustrated I couldn't form the words with my mouth!


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[girl germs]

the earliest memory...me at two years old.

my parents put on a big party for my birthday...with clowns and shit.

it was scary.

i hate clowns.

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This message was edited by girl germs on 11-20-01 @ 11:31 PM

[Ralphy Ramone]

for some reason i related everyone in my neighborhood to a tv character.mr.wilson,danny thomas,fred mertz,ect.it took me a long time to realize the people on my street weren't really the ones on tv.

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[Arienette]

i think the first memory i have was from when i was around 3... i fell off a metal swing and got cracked in the back of the head with it. blood, er, stitches...

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[reeshy]

I was about 3 and I stole a dog biscuit from my grandmother's dog and ate it under her bed. Man, was it good!!

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[TooCute]

I remember going into my
parents bedroom and finding a
box full of styrofoam packing
peanuts...

I ate a bunch of them.




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[fatty]

i remember being in a warm and dark place. everything was great and then i had to start dodging this coathanger. i was mad quick in my second trimester. i've gained some weight since then though

it's true,
it's damn true!

[RF Godfather]

My earliest memory was me playing on top of the television and falling off of it and landing on the radiator... I started crying and I still have the bump today on my head.

UGH! Great memory huh?

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[reeshy]

Oh yea...I just remembered this one. My dad used to hold me and sing "You Are My Sunshine" to me. I like this memory!

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[HordeKing1]

My earliest memory is when I was 8 days old.

People were standing all around me and I was being held down. Suddenly the crowd parted and a scary looking guy clutching a scalpel appeared. I let out a blood curdling scream and passed out. When I awoke, my penis hurt but at least cosmetically it looked nicer.

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[The Blowhard]

Breast feeding..wait a minute, that was'nt my mom, it was my dog! ;)

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[nellie]

the earliest memory i have is from when i was about 7. it was my first mets game. pete shorick pitched, the promotion was a book of mets base ball cards. my friend wouldn't trade me her cone, and i got upset. when i went to go to the potty, the shortstop hit a home run which was his only hit the whole game. franco saved the game :)

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[Cheebahawk]

My 1st trip to the USA
(or anywhere for that matter)
at age 2 or so. I remember sitting at a window in my aunts apartment in Le Frac City (Queens) and being fed by my mommy, they wanted me to sit at a table or something but i cried 'cos i liked the view of all the little cars on the street below, so i stayed there while i was fed.