So Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick walk into a comedy club...

[JesterOfSadness]

to where Lovitz beats the shit outta Andy..

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

That's the ticket!

[JPMNICK]

to bad he didn't yell the N word or Jaime Massada could have went on a media tour again.

[murfee]

i wish lovitz would haved killed that lil prick batsard

[DolaMight]

If the Phil Hartman factor wasn't there, I'd call it a media stunt. Andy Dick drops the N-Bomb in his sets hoping to get on tmz.com. Hasn't worked in a while. Akin to the stupid Pauly Shore punched in the face by cowboy stunt.

[Dougie Brootal]

he's losing his mind.....and im reaping all the benefits.
http://www.destinationhollywood.com/movies/weddingsinger/images/weddingsinger_18.jpg

[DolaMight]

i wish lovitz would haved killed that lil prick batsard

Scott Thompson is the only gay standup we need. Two's a crowd.

[KC2OSO]

Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick
Maybe Dice should have joined the scuffle to form the Three Irrelevant Amigo Melee.

[DolaMight]

to where Lovitz beats the shit outta Andy..

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

That's the ticket!

This Hack on Hack crime must come to an end.

[ScottFromGA]

This Hack on Hack crime must come to an end.

ok thats just too funny. well done, sir!

[IamPixie]

he's losing his mind.....and im reaping all the benefits.
http://www.destinationhollywood.com/movies/weddingsinger/images/weddingsinger_18.jpg

:lol: post of the day

[Hottub]

Sorry, I didn't get to read the link.
What's this aboot Lovitz beating his dick?

[reillyluck]

he's losing his mind.....and im reaping all the benefits.
http://www.destinationhollywood.com/movies/weddingsinger/images/weddingsinger_18.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!

[Death Metal Moe]

I love everything about John Lovitz and hate nearly everything about Andy Dick.

Too bad John didn't kill the little faggot.

[cupcakelove]

John Lovitz has done something many many many people wish they could do. He is a great man.

[Crispy123]

Kick his ass turkey-neck!!!! :thumbup:

[Don Stugots]

great lines by Lovitz:

this guy is a [bleep]hole.

and

I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women.


on this:
Dick's weirdness has been well documented. Last year, he licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher

all i will say is, lets not make believe that licking once hot chicks' faces is wrong.

[LiddyRules]

I believe Lovitz said "It stinks."

[ChimneyFish]

I believe Lovitz said "It stinks."

Miss that.

[DarkHippie]

Andy Dick had one moment of funny when he was on the ben stiller show. He hasn't been funny since, and just keeps pissing everyone off.

If he gave hartman's wife the coke that knocked her off the wagon, everyone in america should punch him in the kidneys

[LiddyRules]

Miss that. Who doesn't. That shortlived show has had a lot of staying power.

And if I might add, Phil Hartman might be one of the funniest men to ever walk the Earth. Newsradio was one of the greatest sitcoms and his performane was amazing. He was one of SNL's best cast members, probably the best of the past 20 years, and Simpsons, though I still love the show, continues to suffer from his lost. He could do wacky comedy and serious comedy with equal gusto. His was the only celebrity death I was actually affected by...mind you, I was 15 at the time.

[FUNKMAN]

Lovitz beats the shit outta Andy


why, did het get fresh?


HAHAHAHAHAHA oh boy!

[reillyluck]

John Lovitz has done something many many many people wish they could do. He is a great man.

i swear to god, i HOPE they turn this incident into a SNL skit.

[FUNKMAN]

Andy was pretty good in Old School teaching the girls how to suck dick...

[Death Metal Moe]

John didn't actually beat Andy up.

So how did he make it look like he did you ask?

ACTING!!!!

http://www.leenite.org/jonisland/graphics/mastbaud.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."


Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead,"



"I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being."


I always loved John Lovitz, now I love him even more.

[DarkHippie]

Andy was pretty good in Old School teaching the girls how to suck dick...

he knows from experience

[Hottub]

he knows from The Experience (Sundays from 5 to 8)


Hippie is so smart!

[DarkHippie]

Hippie is so smart!

I'd let him suck my cock

[Foster]

More importantly.....what movie is Andy Dickless starring in?

[scottinnj]

Lovitz:
"And then when he was at the bar cleaning up the blood from his nose, I went to my car and got my.....my....samurai sword, yeah, that's it! Then I came back in and killed him, yeah, that's it!"

I can't BELIEVE nobody else posted that one until now.

[DolaMight]

More importantly.....what movie is Andy Dickless starring in?

That's a good point, I forgot I thought the same thing when I read that.

I think he's starring in "Chairman of the Board 2" now that carrot top is dead he's the obvious choice to starr in the sequel.

http://www.impossiblefunky.com/images/archives/issue_9/chairman.jpg2

Conan: Do something with that you freak!

Norm Macdonald: Chairman of the Board? I think it's spelt Chairman of the B-o-r-e-d.

[cougarjake13]

Andy was pretty good in Old School teaching the girls how to suck dick...

he was okay in the movie in the army now

[BoondockSaint]

Conan: Do something with that you freak!

Norm Macdonald: Chairman of the Board? I think it's spelt Chairman of the B-o-r-e-d.


That was an awesome segment. That chick was just sitting there taking it.

[murfee]

they was fighting over jon wife morgan fairchild

[furie]

loggerheads

loggerheads ?

[TheMojoPin]

Andy Dick had one moment of funny when he was on the ben stiller show. He hasn't been funny since, and just keeps pissing everyone off

He was pretty awesome on Newsradio.

Speaking of which, it's weird that Lovitz says he hated him since before Hartman was killed, but then they were both able to work together on the show for the last season.

[drusilla]

I always loved John Lovitz, now I love him even more.

same here. love love love lovitz.

[PapaBear]

I always loved John Lovitz, now I love him even more.

same here. love love love lovitz.

Double ditto!!!

[cupcakelove]

He was pretty awesome on Newsradio.

Speaking of which, it's weird that Lovitz says he hated him since before Hartman was killed, but then they were both able to work together on the show for the last season.

Lovitz could just be very professional.