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Bulldogcakes
07-09-2007, 04:07 PM
OK, put on ESPN. Its that time of year again.

Here's the ESPN tracker (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/allstar07/news/story?id=2908042) to stay on top of whats going on

Here's the lineup with their HR totals for this year
Prince Fielder MIL 29
Vladimir Guerrero LAA 14
Matt Holliday COL 15
Ryan Howard PHI 21
Justin Morneau MIN 24
Magglio Ordonez DET 13
Albert Pujols STL 16
Alex Rios 17

King Hippos Bandaid
07-09-2007, 04:09 PM
The HR Derby is gonna be cool for the Peeps in Mcoveys Cove, I bet there are plenty of Boats out there tonite

:king:

Tenbatsuzen
07-09-2007, 04:09 PM
I liked the home run montage they showed.

Wow, Berman hand-wrote his notes on notebook paper. That's funny.

Tenbatsuzen
07-09-2007, 04:10 PM
What's wrong with Willie? MS?

TheGameHHH
07-09-2007, 04:12 PM
i still gotta shower but once im out im def. watching this.......im rooting for Rios to win, even though i just traded him from my fantasy team yesterday.

J.Clints
07-09-2007, 04:14 PM
Why isn't griffey in it?

Bossanova
07-09-2007, 04:14 PM
Why isn't griffey in it?

He has won 3 times already, plus it takes a toll on the older bodies

NickyL0885
07-09-2007, 04:15 PM
Why isn't griffey in it?

Didnt want to be in it. Just like Barry, said it was too long.

Tenbatsuzen
07-09-2007, 04:16 PM
According to my research, Willie McCovey isn't sick or anything; his knees are just destroyed from years of abuse.

That's sad...

J.Clints
07-09-2007, 04:16 PM
Didnt want to be in it. Just like Barry, said it was too long.

there to old is what your saying?

Bossanova
07-09-2007, 04:17 PM
According to my research, Willie McCovey isn't sick or anything; his knees are just destroyed from years of abuse.

That's sad...

Really sad.


Since when do non all-stars get to participate? Defending champ or not

King Hippos Bandaid
07-09-2007, 04:18 PM
I am all about Prince Fielder

He is the reason i am 5 games over .500 in Fantasy Football

:king:

Bulldogcakes
07-09-2007, 04:23 PM
Morneau with the late rally!

weekapaugjz
07-09-2007, 04:24 PM
those orange jerseys are awful.

Bulldogcakes
07-09-2007, 04:25 PM
Didnt want to be in it. Just like Barry, said it was too long.

And Ryan Howard from Philly showed up in San Fran JUST TO DO THE HR DERBY. He's not even on the All Star team.

He has to defend the crown.

epo
07-09-2007, 04:25 PM
Morneau with the late rally!

4? That's embarassing.

lleeder
07-09-2007, 04:26 PM
Really sad.


Since when do non all-stars get to participate? Defending champ or not

Since most all-stars dont want any part of the derby for fear it will ruin their swing.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-09-2007, 04:26 PM
And Ryan Howard from Philly showed up in San Fran JUST TO DO THE HR DERBY. He's not even on the All Star team.

He has to defend the crown.


defend it on his own time

this is for All-Stars only

Doesnt Howard Have a 10K Loss Party to be Planning

:king:

lleeder
07-09-2007, 04:29 PM
Barry should have done it. Hes done soon why not give the fans one last thrill.

weekapaugjz
07-09-2007, 04:31 PM
holliday is fucking mashing the ball.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-09-2007, 04:32 PM
Barry should have done it. Hes done soon why not give the fans one last thrill.


true and its his Home Fans, the guy is a True Prick, but hey Aaron was a Prick also, must I remind you about Wrestlemania and Poor Ron Bennington

:king:

HBox
07-09-2007, 04:34 PM
Are you wondering why ESPN keeps going back to their studio in between hitters?

This is why. (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3icec89c18d5ef8ec58165dfae65c9791c)

Ha Ha! Fuck you ESPN!

Bossanova
07-09-2007, 04:35 PM
true and its his Home Fans, the guy is a True Prick, but hey Aaron was a Prick also, must I remind you about Wrestlemania and Poor Ron Bennington

:king:

I don't think Bond's has to do thid for the fans. He is trying to get "The Record", he doesn't want his swing ruined or be beat for the all-star game. I also like that the new guys get a chance at some spot light

lleeder
07-09-2007, 04:36 PM
With that voice affect, how many cocks do you think Barry secretly sucked?

Tenbatsuzen
07-09-2007, 04:37 PM
Bonds is rambling. Awesome.

TheGameHHH
07-09-2007, 04:39 PM
I love Maggs, hes a fantasy stud

Tenbatsuzen
07-09-2007, 04:46 PM
Isn't it ironic that an actor who is known for playing a fireman is Thurman Munson's teammate?

Oof.

Bulldogcakes
07-09-2007, 04:47 PM
A-Rod said on Maddog today that him staying out of it has nothing to do with ruining his swing, or with his hamstring.

He "just sucks at it. Like Mike Piazza"



. . . . . . . . .

King Hippos Bandaid
07-09-2007, 04:47 PM
Im in love with Maggs, hes a stud

fixed

Bossanova
07-09-2007, 04:47 PM
Alex is too good for those orange jerseys

TheGameHHH
07-09-2007, 04:51 PM
you know what just bothered me? A-Rod did not sound too excited about the possibility of staying in NY, he kind of side-stepped the question. its different from some of the things ive heard him say in the past.

waltermitty
07-09-2007, 04:51 PM
Didn't Earl pick A-rod to win the derby on the show today?
I guess Mr. Perfect is wrong on this one...

TheGameHHH
07-09-2007, 04:53 PM
Didn't Earl pick A-rod to win the derby on the show today?
I guess Mr. Perfect is wrong on this one...

havent u learned that earl's an idiot? i love him, but hes a moron

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 04:55 PM
man that sun and shadow has got to fuck up the hitters

epo
07-09-2007, 04:57 PM
Hurry up Rios....I wanna see the Prince!

TheGameHHH
07-09-2007, 04:59 PM
alright Rios.......5 isnt too bad, even though theyve been beating it to death in the telecast its still worth noting how difficult it is to hit a homerun in this park

Kevin
07-09-2007, 05:02 PM
you know what just bothered me? A-Rod did not sound too excited about the possibility of staying in NY, he kind of side-stepped the question. its different from some of the things ive heard him say in the past.

As he should have.. He said i love NY and love the pinstripes.. But there is more work to do..

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 05:04 PM
As he should have.. He said i love NY and love the pinstripes.. But there is more work to do..

dan patrick was talking on his show today about some comments he made the other day about the angels and their mgr mike scoiscia, dan and olbie were debating whether or not he was making nice nice with his potential new suitors

TheGameHHH
07-09-2007, 05:08 PM
As he should have.. He said i love NY and love the pinstripes.. But there is more work to do..

I just feel like he could have said something more along the lines of, 'i wanna stay but right now im focused on turning our ballclub around and winning a world series.....those things will work themselves out at the end of the season.' instead he came off as apathetic.

Bulldogcakes
07-09-2007, 05:11 PM
you know what just bothered me? A-Rod did not sound too excited about the possibility of staying in NY, he kind of side-stepped the question. its different from some of the things ive heard him say in the past.

He's playing it very close to the vest, which is the smart thing to do. Let teams chase him, and then see what he wants to do.

If you look at the market, its going to be tough for someone to give him more than the 27 per he's currently making. I don't think the Angels will, they are always a upper mid-payroll team (90ish) and that would put them into paying a salary tax if they want to do anything else besides A-Rod. Would tie their hands financially, that team doesn't have huge revenues. Cubs? They say they're tapped out after Soriano and are trying to re-sign Zambrano for big $$. Dodgers? That new owner cut costs the minute he showed up, and most people think he doesn't have as much money as he claims to, and needs to run the team at a profit. There have been rumblings Hicks might go after him again in Texas, he's already paying him 30 mil NOT to play for him. But A-Rod wouldn't go back there.

It only takes one team, but its a very small universe that can spend like that and A-Rod is a big city ego/talent at this point of his career. It would have to be NY/LA/Chi to make sense. Possible, but the only one I see actually doing it is the Cubs. Then he decides if he wants to win with the Yanks in NY or lose with the Cubs and his daddy Lou.

weekapaugjz
07-09-2007, 05:12 PM
isn't there a yankees thread for all this drivel?

Bossanova
07-09-2007, 05:14 PM
isn't there a yankees thread for all this drivel?


:lol:

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 05:14 PM
He's playing it very close to the vest, which is the smart thing to do. Let teams chase him, and then see what he wants to do.

If you look at the market, its going to be tough for someone to give him more than the 27 per he's currently making. I don't think the Angels will, they are always a upper mid-payroll team (90ish) and that would put them into paying a salary tax if they want to do anything else besides A-Rod. Would tie their hands financially, that team doesn't have huge revenues. Cubs? They say they're tapped out after Soriano and are trying to re-sign Zambrano for big $$. Dodgers? That new owner cut costs the minute he showed up, and most people think he doesn't have as much money as he claims to, and needs to run the team at a profit. There have been rumblings Hicks might go after him again in Texas, he's already paying him 30 mil NOT to play for him. But A-Rod wouldn't go back there.

It only takes one team, but its a very small universe that can spend like that and A-Rod is a big city ego/talent at this point of his career. It would have to be NY/LA/Chi to make sense. Possible, but the only one I see actually doing it is the Cubs. Then he decides if he wants to win with the Yanks in NY or lose with the Cubs and his daddy Lou.

well actually right now the cubs are the winning team


Cubs 44 43 .506 4 ½

Yankees 42 43 .494 10

TheGameHHH
07-09-2007, 05:14 PM
that was pretty fuckin cool what Papi just did, even if he is a dirty Red Sox

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 05:15 PM
that was pretty fuckin cool what Papi just did, even if he is a dirty Red Sox

i loved it

Bulldogcakes
07-09-2007, 05:20 PM
For the people who say "just give him the money" and don't believe Cashman when he says that they "can't pay him 30 mil" remember this. The Yanks are WAY over the cap, and I don't care how many rookies they bring up they won't get below it anytime soon. They pay a 40% luxury tax. If they give A-Rod 30 mil per year, that will cost them 42 million annually. Just for him. Sorry, but thats fucking crazy. I dont care how many HR's he hits. I'd rather get a good 5th starter, sign another 3B (Lowell) and two bullpen guys for that money. And I'll have a better team if I do.

It gets back to the Texas situation. The team that gives him the money cant do much else, and therefore have a hard time winning.

Bulldogcakes
07-09-2007, 05:21 PM
isn't there a yankees thread for all this drivel?

Sorry. I'll stop.

Bulldogcakes
07-09-2007, 05:24 PM
that was pretty fuckin cool what Papi just did, even if he is a dirty Red Sox

I hate the Bosox as much as anyone, but even I'll admit that Big Papi is a very cool guy. A big lovable goofball, even. I hope he does well here.













































and then breaks his leg the minute the games count again.

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 05:28 PM
I hate the Bosox as much as anyone, but even I'll admit that Big Papi is a very cool guy. A big lovable goofball, even. I hope he does well here.

and then breaks his leg the minute the games count again.


tahts just wrong

weekapaugjz
07-09-2007, 05:29 PM
tahts just wrong

is it?

reillyluck
07-09-2007, 05:29 PM
holy Chit, Mang. He heet dee ball!

Bulldogcakes
07-09-2007, 05:30 PM
Right now Ryan Howard is saying to himself "What the fuck was I thinking??"

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 05:35 PM
is it?

no not really

just figured i'd throw it out there



i was a big fan of the knicks signing me or any other smuck for a ten day contract and take jordan out on a layup and hurt him badly

Bulldogcakes
07-09-2007, 05:48 PM
i was a big fan of the knicks signing me or any other smuck for a ten day contract and take jordan out on a layup and hurt him badly

Peter Schmuck
http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/alternatethumbnails/columnist/2005-11/13597984.jpg
"Its spelled "schmuck". . .and yes, yes I know. 'I look like a schmuck'. Hardy har har. Aren't you original"

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 05:57 PM
Peter Schmuck
http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/alternatethumbnails/columnist/2005-11/13597984.jpg
"Its spelled "schmuck". . .and yes, yes I know. 'I look like a schmuck'. Hardy har har. Aren't you original"

thats 2 more postings of his pic on any website then he ever could have imagined

TheGameHHH
07-09-2007, 05:59 PM
holy shit Rios is mashing

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 06:13 PM
holy shit Rios is mashing

yeh who knew ??

Marc with a c
07-09-2007, 06:17 PM
503' is far

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 06:19 PM
503' is far

its a foot farther than 502 i know that

Marc with a c
07-09-2007, 06:20 PM
its a foot farther than 502 i know that

barely

Kevin
07-09-2007, 06:22 PM
Boomer is a non researching tard.. Bonds 491 was not the longest hit this year.. It was Howard 505...

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 06:25 PM
Boomer is a non researching tard.. Bonds 491 was not the longest hit this year.. It was Howard 505...

he just likes to hear his voice

he doesnt care whats coming out

Marc with a c
07-09-2007, 06:27 PM
the mets should trade schoenweis for puljos.

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 06:28 PM
the mets should trade schoenweis for puljos.

they can actually get that trade done

now pujols that may be a tough one

Kevin
07-09-2007, 06:28 PM
the mets should trade schoenweis for puljos.

Only if you throw In Julio Franco.

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 06:29 PM
Only if you throw In Julio Franco.

done

Kevin
07-09-2007, 06:30 PM
they can actually get that trade done

now pujols that may be a tough one

What about some Pool Ho's??

HBox
07-09-2007, 06:30 PM
Andy Phillips for Pujols. Beat that.

Kevin
07-09-2007, 06:31 PM
Andy Phillips for Pujols. Beat that.

Only if you throw in Kei Igawa..

weekapaugjz
07-09-2007, 06:32 PM
how about scott proctor for a case of balls and double bubble?

HBox
07-09-2007, 06:33 PM
Only if you throw in Kei Igawa..

HEY! I'm not gonna give away the whole team now.

TheGameHHH
07-09-2007, 06:33 PM
how about scott proctor for a case of balls and double bubble?

the asking price is a little too high there, you might have to remove the gum

HBox
07-09-2007, 06:34 PM
how about scott proctor for a case of balls and double bubble?

Not now. Give Torre another couple weeks to work him over.

weekapaugjz
07-09-2007, 06:34 PM
the asking price is a little too high there, you might have to remove the gum

deal!

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 06:34 PM
Andy Phillips for Pujols. Beat that.

ramon castro for pujols

HBox
07-09-2007, 06:36 PM
ramon castro for pujols

You're really pushing me here. I hesitate to do this, but I feel I must.

Wil Nieves for Pujols.

Though I fear for the future.

Kevin
07-09-2007, 06:39 PM
You're really pushing me here. I hesitate to do this, but I feel I must.

Wil Nieves for Pujols.

Though I fear for the future.

But who else will hit 0.56 when Mike Mussina demands another catcher???

Marc with a c
07-09-2007, 06:40 PM
But who else will hit 0.56 when Mike Mussina demands another catcher???

.56 is actually an amazing average

Tenbatsuzen
07-09-2007, 06:44 PM
The Yankees just offered a contract to Daniel Sunjata and John Turturro.

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 06:47 PM
anderson hernandez for pujols

Tenbatsuzen
07-09-2007, 06:49 PM
Marc With a C for Pujols. Sex in the City poster to be named later.

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 06:57 PM
vlad guerrero is the champ

Kevin
07-09-2007, 07:00 PM
vlad guerrero is the champ

Ryan Thompson for Vlad...


Think about it Yankee fans.. Vlad is a lil older so..

cougarjake13
07-09-2007, 07:15 PM
Ryan Thompson for Vlad...


Think about it Yankee fans.. Vlad is a lil older so..

no way im giving up a talent like ryan thompson for just vlad

throw in lackey and its a deal

Tenbatsuzen
07-09-2007, 07:54 PM
no way im giving up a talent like ryan thompson for just vlad

throw in lackey and its a deal

Harvey Keitel too.

Marc with a c
07-09-2007, 07:55 PM
as long as steve nebraska isn't involved i'd sent anyone for vlad.

Doctor Z
07-09-2007, 08:36 PM
Good news for Yankee fans; Vlad Guerrero is never hitting another homerun again.

Bulldogcakes
07-10-2007, 02:15 AM
What about some Pool Ho's??

http://www.barranquillagirls.com/images/pool008.jpg

WOOO HOOOOOO!!!!

spoon
07-10-2007, 02:46 AM
Hurry up Rios....I wanna see the Prince!

Fuck your fat twat and respect the kid with a sweet swing!

spoon
07-10-2007, 02:54 AM
Then he decides if he wants to win with the Yanks in NY or lose with the Cubs and his daddy Lou.

Between you and HHH ("win a world series"/ try making the playoffs first) I have to thank you for all the laughs. I wanted more out of his comment!!? WTF, this guy really is under the gun at all times and I can see why he may want out. And BDC, fuck your myopic comment above, right in it's gay quotiness ass! You really believe that bullshit too. There are way more teams out there that would give him a shot and base their teams around them. Hell, did you ever think Texas would do it? And what about a possible return to the resurgent Mariners? Crazy sure, but impossible, no fucking way. "win with the yanks in ny or lose with the cubs and his daddy lou"! Unfuckingbelievable!!!! And fuck you too Webster, that's now a word bc I say so.

spoon
07-10-2007, 02:55 AM
isn't there a yankees thread for all this drivel?

I never thought I'd say this to Week but NICE!

spoon
07-10-2007, 02:56 AM
well actually right now the cubs are the winning team


Cubs 44 43 .506 4 ½

Yankees 42 43 .494 10

Even better!

spoon
07-10-2007, 02:59 AM
For the people who say "just give him the money" and don't believe Cashman when he says that they "can't pay him 30 mil" remember this. The Yanks are WAY over the cap, and I don't care how many rookies they bring up they won't get below it anytime soon. They pay a 40% luxury tax. If they give A-Rod 30 mil per year, that will cost them 42 million annually. Just for him. Sorry, but thats fucking crazy. I dont care how many HR's he hits. I'd rather get a good 5th starter, sign another 3B (Lowell) and two bullpen guys for that money. And I'll have a better team if I do.

It gets back to the Texas situation. The team that gives him the money cant do much else, and therefore have a hard time winning.

Just for him, that's just putrid math cakes.

spoon
07-10-2007, 03:06 AM
yeh who knew ??

Hmmmm....

Wouldn't it be swell if espn showed you guys NOT on the yankees, red sox, cubs or named bonds? I don't even think Berman knew he was! He called him a "nice kid" for his intro! What a fucking joke.

cougarjake13
07-10-2007, 02:12 PM
Good news for Yankee fans; Vlad Guerrero is never hitting another homerun again.

why ???


ryan howard won it last year and didnt have a slump

The Silencer
07-10-2007, 03:07 PM
Vlad Guerrero is a fucking beast...and Albert's swing is so effortless but the ball goes a hell of a long way!

FUNKMAN
07-10-2007, 03:35 PM
Vlad Guerrero is a fucking beast...and Albert's swing is so effortless but the ball goes a hell of a long way!

although he wasn't in the derby your comment about the 'effortless' swing made me think of Arod, one of the most 'effortless looking' swings for a home run hitter I've seen. especially when you compare the swing to a Bonds, Sheffield, or Dave Winfield swing

cougarjake13
07-10-2007, 04:52 PM
although he wasn't in the derby your comment about the 'effortless' swing made me think of Arod, one of the most 'effortless looking' swings for a home run hitter I've seen. especially when you compare the swing to a Bonds, Sheffield, or Dave Winfield swing

nothing beats this swing



http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/baseball/mlb/01/16/ageless.franco.ap/tx.julio.francos.getty.jpg

Kevin
07-10-2007, 04:58 PM
nothing beats this swing



http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/baseball/mlb/01/16/ageless.franco.ap/tx.julio.francos.getty.jpg

http://www.page-creations.net/strawbat.jpg

Easily my alltime fav swing..

Bossanova
07-10-2007, 05:04 PM
I have to go with Griffey having the sweetest swing

Kevin
07-10-2007, 05:11 PM
I have to go with Griffey having the sweetest swing

yea.. Good one..

I hate to say it.. But Beltran has a pretty sweet swing also.