Post Wedding Apologies

[FMJeff]

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to anyone who I offended or annoyed yesterday. My memory of last night is scattered, to say the least, but from my stomach, throat and head aches, I think its safe to say I was pretty hammered.

Anyway, firstly to my wife, in a half-assed effort to make Fez laugh, I threw my ring, apparently several times, to the floor. I don't know exactly what about that is funny, but it definately is pathetic.

Apologies to Doogie, whom apparently I berated over not sharing his corn beef and cabbage. Dude, I was completely fucked in the head.

Much apologies to Sheepy for embarassing him in front of Pixie. I don't recall exactly what I said, but I remember attempting the role of piss drunk yenta.

Apologies to Shelle and her boyfriend. I don't remember what I said exactly but I do remember hanging out with you both for an extended period of time so I'm assuming I said or did something retarded.

Apologies to Anthony for sitting at his table, uninvited. What the hell did I do that for? I never do that.

Apologies to Jon, to whom my jew jokes were relentless and merciless. You're a good sport, Jonathan. And a dirty Jew.

And to whomever else I can't remember.

Awesome day, thanks everybody. Let's do this again.

[A.J.]

This thread is useless without pictures.

[Don Stugots]

i thought it was funny when Jeff asked "When am there going to be a little Stugots that I can bounce on my knee?" I felt kind of bad to tell him, "never."

[cupcakelove]

I accept your apology.

[Furtherman]

Pronto still hates you.

[Friday]

:lol:

Jeff I think it's fantastic that you posted this for us to enjoy!

And by 'Us' ... I mean the people who saw None of your drunken antics. Well... I saw antics but nothing offensive. You were Phun!

Missy may kick your ass though. Yup. Wouldn't blame her for that. :)

[Don Stugots]

should I apologize for looking at Friday's cleavage for a long time? (if so, then i am not the only one.)

[Hottub]

Friday has breasts?:ohmy:

[angrymissy]

This time it wasn't Me!!!!! Wooooooo

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Stugots, out of a group of 10 peeping Toms, you'd account for 6 of them. :tongue: Friday encourages it. ;) Why else put a blinking pair of electrolips where she did on her birthday party? Girl's proud!

I apologize in advance for any Fridays unintentionally disrespected.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

This time it wasn't Me!!!!! Wooooooo

Yeah, at least he didn't knock over a table! :tongue:



















...Did he? :eek:

[Tenbatsuzen]

And yet you two looked so cute and serene on Paltalk.

[JustJon]

And yet you two looked so cute and serene on Paltalk.

The afterparty wasn't broadcast. Jeff was still doing this shit when I left at 10pm.

[angrymissy]

I think it was the "walk" he took with bronx johnny that set him over the edge.

[thejives]

Damn.
You buddays know how to party.
Friday has cleavage you say?

[Don Stugots]

I think it was the "walk" he took with bronx johnny that set him over the edge.

i need to start walking more.

[Friday]

i need to start walking more.

... but those kinds of walks tend to induce the munchies...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

[quote=Friday;1365510]... but those kinds of walks tend to induce the munchies...[/quote

or

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I was Jealous of yours and Missy's Cornbeef and Cabbage


:king:

[Mike Teacher]

The afterparty wasn't broadcast. Jeff was still doing this shit when I left at 10pm.

We hadda leave after 5; but from when we got there until then there was at least one laptop at olunneys paltalking away.

[Boogonzo]

I believe i was responsible for "the walk" that put him over the edge... sorry guys...

[reillyluck]

i cant believe i missed this! but i accept your apology.

[Don Stugots]

i cant believe i missed this! but i accept your apology.

you should give me one. i had to be on the phone with you giving you play by play almost the entire time.

I would like to say "I am sorry to Jeff" for telling him that Regina and I are never going to have children. He looked so so sad over that fact. Then he went to go sit with Missy who was getting hit on by two young dudes.

[Marc with a c]

fuck that.

you said if you were gay you wouldn't sleep with me, and you like the more muscular types.

then you told me a weird story about how you were touching bri bri's arms.

[reillyluck]

you should give me one. i had to be on the phone with you giving you play by play almost the entire time.

I would like to say "I am sorry to Jeff" for telling him that Regina and I are never going to have children. He looked so so sad over that fact. Then he went to go sit with Missy who was getting hit on by two young dudes.

well next time you should call my boss and tell him you hate him.

[Marc with a c]

i thought it was funny when Jeff asked "When am there going to be a little Stugots that I can bounce on my knee?" I felt kind of bad to tell him, "never."

youI would like to say "I am sorry to Jeff" for telling him that Regina and I are never going to have children. He looked so so sad over that fact.

tell us again how you upset jeff by telling him you aren't going to have kids.

[angrymissy]

I was not getting hit on by those guys, they are friends of Casey's that I was good friends with back in the day. One of them was my old roommate, I hadn't seen them in 3-4 years so I was catching up.

On the flip side, Jeff was CHATTIN IT UP with some old, decrepid, leatherface hags from Wisconsin. He even put his wedding ring on their crypt keeper like fingers.

[FMJeff]

are you drunk now, mark?

[Marc with a c]

are you drunk now, mark?

you don't remember that?

it was around 3:30

[Doogie]

Apologies to Doogie, whom apparently I berated over not sharing his corn beef and cabbage. Dude, I was completely fucked in the head.


Dude, ya didnt berate me. If anything you were funny about it and got your own corn beef. Its all cool partner.

[JPMNICK]

Dude, ya didnt berate me. If anything you were funny about it and got your own corn beef. Its all cool partner.

i met doogie at bar 9, he is a cool kid, i can not imagine him being to mad at Jeff.

on the other hand I also saw missy at Bar 9, and I can imagine her ripping Jeff's still beating heart out of his chest

[Heather 8]

I want to apologize to Dave for calling him "Dan" during my congrats video. I was a (lightweight) drunken ass.

I apologize to JustJon for once again depriving him of my presence. We just were not meant to meet, I guess. :down:

And personally, I'd like to get an apology from my tablemates, who were hellbent on trying to get me to WOW them mid-ceremony (it's not an O&A event, and it was a phucking wedding... a modicum of class would be nice).

[Marc with a c]

And personally, I'd like to get an apology from my tablemates, who were hellbent on trying to get me to WOW them mid-ceremony (it's not an O&A event, and it was a phucking wedding... a modicum of class would be nice).

you got to be kidding me. that really bothers me

[Heather 8]

you got to be kidding me. that really bothers me

What, that they wanted me to, or that I refused to do it?

I hate to break it to Dave, but they were FBA guys.

I'm never going to an event unescorted again.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I think it was the "walk" he took with bronx johnny that set him over the edge.

Similar to the "walk" he took with Bobby Pantera after the Christmas party?

He was throwing shit after that walk too.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I hate to break it to Dave, but they were FBA guys.

I'm never going to an event unescorted again.

Why not just stab them with a fork?

[Heather 8]

Why not just stab them with a fork?

No forks at our table by that point, just lots and lots of empty shot glasses.

Besides, I didn't feel like getting thrown out of the first R&F event I ever attended.

[Gvac]

I was never so insulted in my entire life.

Maybe it's time you faced your demons Jeff.

You probably don't even remember what you said to me.

[Hottub]

I'm never going to an event unescorted again.

If those dudes got one look at Section 8...

[Don Stugots]

tell us again how you upset jeff by telling him you aren't going to have kids.

i thought about it and realized i might have been a little mean, so i said it again. thats all.

[Bulldogcakes]

Since it seems like nobody was actually offended, I'd like to apologize for Jeff's apology.

He didn't mean it, and it won't happen again.

[fohat]

"I'm sorry, so sorry
That I was such a fool
I didn't know
Love could be so cruel
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

You tell me mistakes
Are part of being young
But that don't right
The wrong that's been done

[Spoken:]
(I'm sorry) I'm sorry
(So sorry) So sorry
Please accept my apology
But love is blind
And I was to blind to see
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

You tell me mistakes
Are part of being young
But that don't right
The wrong that's been done
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh-oh
Oh, yes

I'm sorry, so sorry
Please accept my apology
But love was blind
And I was too blind to see
(Sorry)"

[Mafialife Chris]

I was never so insulted in my entire life.

Maybe it's time you faced your demons Jeff.

You probably don't even remember what you said to me.

Why did you not find me and grope me. I have my fucking Gvac Groping Card!
Ugh...

[Friday]

Why did you not find me and grope me. I have my fucking Gvac Groping Card!
Ugh...

Hey... how did you get a Gvac Groping Card???

....oh shit..... nevermind.

I forgot where I was for a second....http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/2844/rfgb2.png