I Have To Rock!

[Furtherman]

Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction (http://www.thelocal.se/7650/20070619/)

A Swedish heavy metal fan has had his musical preferences officially classified as a disability. The results of a psychological analysis enable the metal lover to supplement his income with state benefits.

"I spoke to three psychologists and they finally agreed that I needed this to avoid being discriminated against."

The guy is a dishwasher.

And he sounds like every guy I ever washed dishes with and cleaned kitchens after the crew left. Heavy metal all the way.

But this is ridiculous!

[Death Metal Moe]

What a fucking faggot.

Metal is about inner strength, not pussying out. Metal is supposed to be strong, not a feeble little cunt washing dishes, getting the state to pay his way.

This guy is just using Metal to get his way, it's disgusting.

[Death Metal Moe]

Fucking twat probably listens to shit like Dragonforce too. DIE already if life is so hard you crying bitch!

[Furtherman]

He'll just drop the dishes and walk out the door.

Roger! Where you goin'?

Pantera is in town man, I gotta go. You undestand? I HAVE to go!

[Death Metal Moe]

signed a form saying: 'Roger feels compelled to show his heavy metal style. This puts him in a difficult situation on the labour market. Therefore he needs extra financial help'. So now I can turn up at a job interview dressed in my normal clothes and just hand the interviewers this piece of paper," he said.

The manager at his new workplace allows him to go to concerts as long as he makes up for lost time at a later point. He is also allowed to dress as he likes and listen to heavy metal while washing up.


Cunt. Fucking cunt. He's the guy who loved to dress like an asshole for attention and just refused to grow up at all. Now he's actually found someone to back up his lazy, go nowhere lifestyle.

Listen, I LOVE METAL. But there is a point where you have to kinda grow the fuck up, stop wearing T-shirts that say "Fuck Jesus Christ" on the front and go secure a job.

[A.J.]

Roger Tullgren, 42, from Hässleholm in southern Sweden has just started working part time as a dishwasher at a local restaurant.

This loser probably lives in Mommy and Daddy's basement too.