The MafiosoLife(tm) thread game

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Our own thread version of you know who...

Join a family, put on robot arms, make a hit...

I am joining Ronny Two-Show's family and I got robot arms too. So what you gonna do about it?

your turn...

[Don Stugots]

are you making fun of Mafia life or are you serious?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I don't like your tone Don Stugots, BANG you're dead...

(Serious of course, c'mon, it'll be fun)

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Hey, I rubbed out the "Don" ! Now I am grabbing Fat_Sunny with my robot arms and using him as a human shield, so the rest of you M.F.'ers out there just you try to put a hit on me !

[Marc with a c]

i just gave poison to everyone who reads this.

this is really really dangerous poison, and now you are dead, but not me.

[weekapaugjz]

Our own thread version of you know who...

Join a family, put on robot arms, make a hit...

I am joining Ronny Two-Show's family and I got robot arms too. So what you gonna do about it?

your turn...

hey! i already have robot arms, just check out my avatar. and everyone's silly bullets will just bounce off my metal body...

[Tenbatsuzen]

I have a force field.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

i just gave poison to everyone who reads this.

this is really really dangerous poison, and now you are dead, but not me.
Yeah, but the only way anybody in this thread can get Marc with a c's poison is to put their cannoli up his manocotti so I for one am safe, besides, Tenbat's force field is blocking you. Also, I just recruited hugdog69 as my soldier so you betta watchout.

[Marc with a c]

use guize is already rubbed out. this game should be over.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Nuuunnh uuuuh... We had Tenbats force field in front of us. I just sent hugdog69 to fit you with a pair of cement shoes, if ya know what I mean.

[Marc with a c]

ok fine even though you are cheating i will continue to play with my anti force field force field that wacks people the cheat.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

...anti force field force field that wacks people...
Ehhhw, ok, then I send hugdog69 to play tummy sticks with you to keep you distracted while Fat_Sunny creeps up behind you and kicks your walking cane out from under you.

[weekapaugjz]

Ehhhw, ok, then I send hugdog69 to play tummy sticks with you to keep you distracted while Fat_Sunny creeps up behind you and kicks your walking cane out from under you.

but i distracted F_S with some music from the summer of love so marc is safe for now and can enjoy his game of tummy sticks...

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Hey, I also used some magic potion to re-animate Don Stugots and then said I was sorry for whacking him and now he's my friend.

[TheMojoPin]

I'm a ninja mobster, and I just gave all the bosses super-secret nerve punches that will kill them in exactly 18 days.

[Don Stugots]

http://www.breadonthewaters.com/add/0888_nuclear_explosion_large_clipart.jpg

nothing would be left other than Mojo's Cubs Hat and some Robot arms. In the distance can be heard a radio-like transmission with the host saying "thoughts n prayers."

[weekapaugjz]

nothing would be left other than Mojo's Cubs Hat and some Robot arms. In the distance can be heard a radio-like transmission with the host saying "thoughts n prayers."

yah for robot arms!!!!!!!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

nothing would be left other than Mojo's Cubs Hat and some Robot arms. In the distance can be heard a radio-like transmission with the host saying "thoughts n prayers."
We all jumped Fat_Sunny's panic room in his middle management mansion in TX so you missed are we are all safe.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

lets pretenddddddddd.{{{slurp}}} that I m a Robot Mafia Boss{{{slurp}}}}, and I can kil any other Mafia Bosses with my Laser Ray

:king:

[weekapaugjz]

lets pretenddddddddd.{{{slurp}}} that I m a Robot Mafia Boss{{{slurp}}}}, and I can kil any other Mafia Bosses with my Laser Ray

:king:

http://www.geocities.com/theneutralplanet/images/episodes/2ACV13.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.geocities.com/theneutralplanet/images/episodes/2ACV13.jpg


noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wait {{{slurp}}} , Im the One whos the Robot Crime Boss {{{{slurp}}}

:king:

[BoondockSaint]

I'm an Zombie Mafia Boss who can't be killed and I wear anthrax cologne and my pinky rings turn into machine guns and conolis give me foot long boners.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm an Zombie Mafia Boss who can't be killed and I wear anthrax cologne and my pinky rings turn into machine guns and conolis give me foot long boners.

well, robots are immune to anthrax and i just bashed your head in with a pipe destroying your brain. king hippo and i run in the robot mafia if anyone would like to join our family.

[Fezticle98]

Hey youse guys! My goomah made up some nice cannolis. Why don't youse all try one?

Ohhhh! You ate the poison cannoli, now ya dead!

[Marc with a c]

TIME OUT.

am i dead or not?

[patsopinion]

i've started the rapping ninja crime faimly
and im loaded with 200 bad threads(which is of course a machine's (robot arm's) weakness) so yall better not cross me!

I comming for ya f_s
and im not gonna be doing no 2 damage when i get there either

[spoon]

I only whack myself. It's just the way I like it.

[Hottub]

I only whack myself. It's just the way I like it.

http://mathstat.carleton.ca/~rhfischl/great_pyramid/pyramid.jpg

[Wallower]

I just taped a gun to the back of the toilet.

[Don Stugots]

Spoon just wacked me, boy are his arms tired.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Spoon should join my mafia family, we got robot arms and they never get tired of whackin'

[Tall_James]

I am an energy being made up of pure light and ricotta. I have killed you and moved onto a higher plain of existance.

Therefore, I win.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

We all had our mafia sun glasses on, so you missed tall james, enjoy that new plane of existance, ha, I didn't even have to get F_S to whack you !

[Tall_James]

The higher plain of existence I moved to was White Plains.

I now send an EMP (ElectroMagnetic Pulse) and wipe out all your communications.

I then date your daughters and don't call them afterwards.

[Fat_Sunny]

The higher plain of existence I moved to was White Plains.

I now send an EMP (ElectroMagnetic Pulse) and wipe out all your communications.

I then date your daughters and don't call them afterwards.

The Daughters Were Actually Sons Who Had Had Recent Sex-Change Operations.

Using Only The Binoculars, Flashlight, And Star Map His Gumbas Stole From WeekapaugJZ, F_S Was Able To Re-Direct Tall_James EMP To The Moon, Which It Reflected Back Off Of And Down Precisely To White Plains, Which Was Destroyed.

[spoon]

Vince McMahon learned the hard way not to fuck with Wilkes-Barre peeps! (*worst gimmick ever!)

[Mafialife Chris]

BEST THREAD EVER!

[J.Clints]

*BANG* Shot Mifa Life Chris in back of head. Sorry Bro

[Mafialife Chris]

*BANG* Shot Mifa Life Chris in back of head. Sorry Bro

WTF do i care? you didnt kill me with that name spelling, thats for sure!
Whoever that Mifa Life Chris guy is. R.I.P.

*BING BING BING* JohnBoy"Clints" gets popped in his head with a cowbell!
In this thread, The Midnight Rider Returns to whack you!

[J.Clints]

WTF do i care? you didnt kill me with that name spelling, thats for sure!
Whoever that Mifa Life Chris guy is. R.I.P.

*BING BING BING* JohnBoy"Clints" gets popped in his head with a cowbell!
In this thread, The Midnight Rider Returns to whack you!

:lol::lol:

[Bossanova]

WTF do i care? you didnt kill me with that name spelling, thats for sure!
Whoever that Mifa Life Chris guy is. R.I.P.

*BING BING BING* JohnBoy"Clints" gets popped in his head with a cowbell!
In this thread, The Midnight Rider Returns to whack you!

Whats a matta you eh. no one hitsa my boya in the heada with a cow bella. Ima gonna hita you witha my gabagool. BANG MafiaLifeChris is lying in a puddle of riggota

[Death Metal Moe]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/VAS/0000-3876-4~Wizard-Posters.jpg

Am I too late to play?!

[Marc with a c]

who put a phishead in my bed?

[TheMojoPin]

I'm a ghost mobster, with 10,000 hit points and maximum charisma! I'm in yer showers, watching yer bits!

[J.Clints]

I'm a ghost mobster, with 10,000 hit points and maximum charisma! I'm in yer showers, watching yer bits!

Go ahead and wash my Bits while your in there

[Bob Impact]

Go ahead and wash my Bits while your in there

While Mojo is washing Clints' bits I whack them both.

































Then we all go out dancing.

[J.Clints]

While Mojo is washing Clints' bits I whack them both.

































Then we all go out dancing.
wow Impact wacks me. Thanks bud this game is great

[TheMojoPin]

I'm a ghost, dammit! I can't be whacked with your conventional whackings! Go fuck a duck!

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm a ghost, dammit! I can't be whacked with your conventional whackings! Go fuck a duck!

Yes, but since you're in an ethereal form, you have to use the ethereal form chart to see how you interact with this world, and must roll with the appropriate modifiers.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm a ghost, dammit! I can't be whacked with your conventional whackings! Go fuck a duck!

good thing ive got my proton pack handy! [whacked]

http://www.jdhancock.com/images/ghostbusters-trapL.jpg

[Mafialife Chris]

OMFG i just peed my pants!
2 Damage!
Moe, roll the percentile dice. You need 47% or less to hit the ethreal plane.
minus 4% of your roll because of the weather factor.

If your using a heat based spell, its not going to work.

[spoon]

I doom you all with Rosebloody ass potatoes! There is no return.

[Death Metal Moe]

OMFG i just peed my pants!
2 Damage!
Moe, roll the percentile dice. You need 47% or less to hit the ethreal plane.
minus 4% of your roll because of the weather factor.

If your using a heat based spell, its not going to work.


He he, glad you got the geek joke.

What level and race were you in D&D back then? I never kept a character alive long enough to really have one to remember.

[Marc with a c]

He he, glad you got the geek joke.

What level and race were you in D&D back then? I never kept a character alive long enough to really have one to remember.

bang you're dead from embarrassment from a girl trying to speak to you.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I doom you all with Rosebloody ass potatoes! There is no return.
My mama mia already fed us a big bowl of pasta so those ass potatoes have no effect on us.

[sailor]

bang you're dead from embarrassment from a girl trying to speak to you.

you're not really a girl no matter how many times you click your heels and wish.

http://rjr10036.typepad.com/proceed_at_your_own_risk/images/halloween200320006.jpg

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Big thanks to Photoshop Mike:
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q173/PHOTOSHOPMIKE/ROBOTRON.jpg

[DarkHippie]

I'm aout to wack you all with my Holy Avenger Canolli +5 of Healing/Death/Creamy Center

[Fallon]

TIME OUT. am i dead or not?

Only on the inside.

[Marc with a c]

Only on the inside.

nice!

bang fallon you're dead you got hit in the head with an aaron boone homerun.

[Fat_Sunny]

nice!

bang fallon you're dead you got hit in the head with an aaron boone homerun.

And Then Pushed Into A Fondue Pot Of Boiling Oil!

[Fallon]

nice!

bang fallon you're dead you got hit in the head with an aaron boone homerun.

I'm back and finishing the greatest comeback in mafiosolife history!

[Marc with a c]

fallon is the new jesus

[reillyluck]

all gangstas online right now have just been tricked by sticking their balls in hot molting lava. i told you it was cherries jubilee and if you tea bag it, the ronfez.net girls would lick it off and you all phell phor it. suckers.

except phor jesus fallon because he's jesus.

[Marc with a c]

all gangstas online right now have just been tricked by sticking their balls in hot molting lava. i told you it was cherries jubilee and if you tea bag it, the ronfez.net girls would lick it off and you all phell phor it. suckers.

good thing my internet self is gay.

band reilly is dead, poison cake.

[reillyluck]

good thing my internet self is gay.

band reilly is dead, poison cake.

ha! i sent phake reilly in as a decoy.

Marc with a c just opened an envelope on the counter from Reilly saying "phace"

[lleeder]

I play a tape of Sopranos Update with Mafia Life Chris. All players fall alseep and I steal their sacks of money with the dollar sign on them.
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/DGV/DGV025/1832004.jpg