Do Opposites Really Attract?

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S Grew Up In A White-Bread Town In A White-Bread State And Went To A White-Bread School. He Was Always The Teacher's Pet And Good Student And Boy Scout Blah Blah Blah.

And Yet, He Was ALWAYS Attracted To The Bad Kids, And ALWAYS Drawn To The Bad Girls.

Most Of The Time He Hid It From The Authority Figures, But All The Kids He Really Liked Were The Opposite Of Himself.

Even As A Grown-Up, F_S Is Still Drawn To The Trouble-Makers.

Are You Attracted To People Like Yourself, Or To The Opposite?

[Chigworthy]

My wife and I are posites, or whatever the opposite of opposite is.

[johnniewalker]

Absolutely, my best friends are assholes and the girls i love are just terrible. I was born and raised as a southern baptist in Iowa. I've just grown to love outspoken people.

[Fat_Sunny]

My wife and I are posites, or whatever the opposite of opposite is.

Hmm....It Might Be "Same-ies" Or "Similaries"???

[Judge Smails]

I'm attracted to people with vaginas. So, for me I'd say yes.

[Fat_Sunny]

I'm attracted to people with vaginas. So, for me I'd say yes.

Is Your Wife Clean Or Sloppy? That Is The Real Question, Judge!

[Fat_Sunny]

I was born and raised as a southern baptist in Iowa. I've just grown to love outspoken people.

Southern Babtist, Huh?? When Were You In Wisconsin? F_S Was Under The Impression That's Where You Were From.

[johnniewalker]

Southern Babtist, Huh?? When Were You In Wisconsin? F_S Was Under The Impression That's Where You Were From.

I was born in lincoln neb, but moved to iowa when i was 2 for 10 years. Then I went to appleton till i was 18 and then milwaukee for 1 year then madison for 3 and then chicago. Then buffalo for no reason last year. It's confusing.

[Fat_Sunny]

I was born in lincoln neb, but moved to iowa when i was 2 for 10 years. Then I went to appleton till i was 18 and then milwaukee for 1 year then madison for 3 and then chicago. Then buffalo for no reason last year. It's confusing.

Do You Like Buffalo? Where Do You Think You'll Go Next?

[johnniewalker]

Do You Like Buffalo? Where Do You Think You'll Go Next?

Its probably buff for 2 more years with weekapaug, it's alright for now, who knows after that...

[Judge Smails]

Is Your Wife Clean Or Sloppy? That Is The Real Question, Judge!

Hey! That's None Of Your Business! Rude And Rude!

Seriously Though, Smails Gets The Feeling That F_S Believes Him To Be A Bit Of A Fusspot And A Neatfreak. Well F_S Would Probably Be Correct. So, Consider That If Smails Has Issues With His Neighbor, Two Houses Down, Leaving Up His Christmas Lights He Could Not Very Well Live With A Woman Who Leaves Dirty Dishes In The Sink. So, To Answer F_S's Query, Mrs. Smails Is Cut From The Same Cloth As Her Anal Retentive Husband, Though Not To Such An Extent.

[Fat_Sunny]

Mrs. Smails Is Cut From The Same Cloth As Her Anal Retentive Husband, Though Not To Such An Extent.

Because That Would Be IMPOSSIBLE!!! :lol:

Seriously: The Good Judge Knows That F_S Is A Big Fan Of His Material, And That All Is In Good Fun, And That F_S Is VERY MUCH Looking Forward To Meeting The Judge Next Summer!

[MellySmelly]

Opposites attract, I am drawn to F_S and I only speak in first person.

[Fat_Sunny]

Opposites attract, I am drawn to F_S and I only speak in first person.

PLUS, You Are Clean And Your Intended Is Messy. You Toss...He Keeps.

Opposites DO Attract!

[waltermitty]

Opposites attract, but usually not for good....
Opposites cause sparks, and we all love sparks, but in the end, relations between Opposites usually end in friction....

It's that friction that makes the sparks, and very few people can hold a sparky, frictiony relationship together....

[Fat_Sunny]

WalterMitty, Since You Are From Atlanta, And Since No One Has Claimed You Yet, Could F_S Adopt You Under The "Hayseed Protection Program"???

[waltermitty]

WalterMitty, Since You Are From Atlanta, And Since No One Has Claimed You Yet, Could F_S Adopt You Under The "Hayseed Protection Program"???



I won't mind if you really want, but I try not to consider myself a hayseed...
I live in Atlanta but I was born In NY...
I am educated (partially at least)
I am Urban and I enjoy classy things...
I play golf and enjoy Fine dining....
I want to move to NYC...
I have never hunted....
I hate the confederate flag...


I live slightly North East of Atlanta... If I were to drive 20-30 minutes away from my house...It would be real hayseed territory.... Rebel Flags and boiled P-nuts...

Call me your hayseed if you must F_S, I'll do it for you....
But just know, you're not getting the real thing.. (maybe you should ask scottfromga...he's about 100 miles south of me..)

[Fat_Sunny]

I won't mind if you really want, but I try not to consider myself a hayseed...
I live in Atlanta but I was born In NY...
I am educated (partially at least)
I am Urban and I enjoy classy things...
I play golf and enjoy Fine dining....
I want to move to NYC...
I have never hunted....
I hate the confederate flag...


I live slightly North East of Atlanta... If I were to drive 20-30 minutes away from my house...It would be real hayseed territory.... Rebel Flags and boiled P-nuts...

Call me your hayseed if you must F_S, I'll do it for you....
But just know, you're not getting the real thing.. (maybe you should ask scottfromga...he's about 100 miles south of me..)

Damn...F_S Knew It Was Too Good To Be True. Someone Already Claimed Scott, And WeekJZ Stole MidwestJeff Away. You Are Off The Hook...F_S Will Just Keep Looking For A Hayseed To Call His Own!

[MellySmelly]

Damn...F_S Knew It Was Too Good To Be True. Someone Already Claimed Scott, And WeekJZ Stole MidwestJeff Away. You Are Off The Hook...F_S Will Just Keep Looking For A Hayseed To Call His Own!

I'm from central Illinois, is that good enough?

[waltermitty]

Damn...F_S Knew It Was Too Good To Be True. Someone Already Claimed Scott, And WeekJZ Stole MidwestJeff Away. You Are Off The Hook...F_S Will Just Keep Looking For A Hayseed To Call His Own!

I never thought I'd have to apologize for not being a slack jawed, deer hunting, rebel flag waving fool.....

Sorry, F_S...
If you'd like, I'll go knock my teeth out, Hunt a deer, and wave an outdated flag of a defeated "nation".......

I'm told the south will rise again.... I just don't see it.....

[waltermitty]

I'm from central Illinois, is that good enough?


Uh....F_S, Take Her.........

A Female Hayseed is the best you'll ever get...
Melly would bring you much more satisfaction than scottfromga.. I'm sure of it....

[Fat_Sunny]

If Melly Pronounces "Cairo" As "KARO", Then F_S Would Be Delighted To Call Her His Own Hayseed. Hopefully, She'll Be Dilated Too! :D

[MellySmelly]

Hey, there's a "KARO" Illinois. Down there where Illinois meets Kentucky. Dat's where my grandmama be from.

[Fat_Sunny]

Hey, there's a "KARO" Illinois. Down there where Illinois meets Kentucky. Dat's where my grandmama be from.

Yep...That's Why He Asked The Question! And You Passed The Hayseed Test!

You Know, Melly, You Really Should Stay Up Late More Often!!

[MellySmelly]

I'm always up late, but usually lurking around. F_S posts are the best!

[Fat_Sunny]

Well, It's Alot More Fun When You And Poochie And Amy Are Here, Than When It Is Just The Testosterone Club!

[Fat_Sunny]

Now, F_S Will Lose His Source Of Income If He Doesn't Get Some Sleep, So Goodnight M_S!!!!!!!

[MellySmelly]

Good Night F_S!

[JPMNICK]

Now, F_S Will Lose His Source Of Income If He Doesn't Get Some Sleep, So Goodnight M_S!!!!!!!

Social Security gives you a bedtime? I hope I never get old

[patsopinion]

i like smart, educated women who are usually from a pretty sheltered (religous) background
so yes very opposite
and for some reason most are taller than me
But since im short that isnt saying mutch

[sailor]

Absolutely, my best friends are assholes and the girls i love are just terrible. I was born and raised as a southern baptist in Iowa. I've just grown to love outspoken people.

Hmm....It Might Be "Same-ies" Or "Similaries"???

same-ites

[Fat_Sunny]

Social Security gives you a bedtime? I hope I never get old

JPMinick, "Old" Jokes Are Proprietary To Gvac. You Should Not Encroach On His Territory By Directing Old Jokes At F_S. Thanks.



same-ites

So The Opposite Of "Opposite" Is Same-Ite.
Then Another Word For Opposite Is: Anti-Same-Ite?
Nice!