Jessica Alba sex

[Bill From Yorktown]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

Sign me up

[Midkiff]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

Sign me up

I can live by that rule.

I volunteer!

[cupcakelove]

One more reason that I love her.

[Bill From Yorktown]

forgot to mention - I'm first in line

[King Hippos Bandaid]

It will be a One Night Limp, because When I am Done with her, she wont be able to Stand.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:king:

[Mangoat]

As a male internet user, I think I have a pretty good chance to have relations with Ms. Alba

[Dougie Brootal]

awesome thread title, but this is pretty old news. she said this like 2 years ago in some interview. but still any excuse to talk about or look at pictures of jessica alba is A-OK with me!
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Jessica20Alba20-20Swimming3.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Sin20City20-20Jessica20Alba20Dan-1.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Sin20City20-20Jessica20Alba20Dancin.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Sin20City20-20Jessica20Alba.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Punkd20-20Jessica20Alba.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Jessica20Alba20in20Bikini20at20Beac.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Jessica20Alba20-20Swimming2.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Jessica20Alba20-20Swimming1.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Idle20Hands20-20Jessica20Albas20But.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/albaswimming2zn1gr.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/alba.jpg

[torker]

I wouldn't fuck her with douggrasso's dink.

[Dougie Brootal]

I wouldn't fuck her with douggrasso's dink.

thats only cuz she doesnt have a dick

[Chainsaw]

I don't know if I could do it...I like to cuddle....:wink:

[drjoek]

awesome thread title, but this is pretty old news. she said this like 2 years ago in some interview. but still any excuse to talk about or look at pictures of jessica alba is A-OK with me!
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Jessica20Alba20-20Swimming3.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Sin20City20-20Jessica20Alba20Dan-1.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Sin20City20-20Jessica20Alba20Dancin.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Sin20City20-20Jessica20Alba.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Punkd20-20Jessica20Alba.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Jessica20Alba20in20Bikini20at20Beac.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Jessica20Alba20-20Swimming2.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Jessica20Alba20-20Swimming1.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Idle20Hands20-20Jessica20Albas20But.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/albaswimming2zn1gr.gif
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/alba.jpg

I have added this thread to my favorites list for quick retreival
These pics caused me to happy ending in my pants

[Dougie Brootal]

I have added this thread to my favorites list for quick retreival
These pics caused me to happy ending in my pants

sweet.

[ChimneyFish]

While I would certainly partake of her honey(as per The Bennington Doctrine), the complete lack of ass leaves me wanting.
She is very cute, though.

[JPMNICK]

While I would certainly partake of her honey(as per The Bennington Doctrine), the complete lack of ass leaves me wanting.
She is very cute, though.

there is one clip in there from her in Idle Hands, where her ass is nice and juicy thick. Obviously some gay guy in hollywood must have made a junk in the trunk comment to her, and she lost 15 pounds to become to skinny.

[Dougie Brootal]

there is one clip in there from her in Idle Hands, where her ass is nice and juicy thick. Obviously some gay guy in hollywood must have made a junk in the trunk comment to her, and she lost 15 pounds to become to skinny.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Idle20Hands20-20Jessica20Albas20But.gif

[ChimneyFish]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/Idle20Hands20-20Jessica20Albas20But.gif

That I can appreciate.
In the "let me show you how I would look doggy-style" pics on the beach chair, are the ones where she has the ass of a newly dead corpse.

[Don Stugots]

she is too too skinny for my taste. i dont think she could handle it Love Thunder that only I can bring.

[JPMNICK]

she is too too skinny for my taste. i dont think she could handle it Love Thunder that only I can bring.

Is love thunder another phrase for "the clap"

she is to skinny for me as well, but if I had the chance I would be all over it, just not my ideal chick

[ChimneyFish]

Is love thunder another phrase for "the clap"



:laugh:

[pennington]

I don't know if I could do it...I like to cuddle....:wink:

And spend the whole next day with her. Maybe shopping, then some chores that need to be done around her house...

[Turtle]

she is such a beautiful woman

[lleeder]

When thinking of her dont forget this shot http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315/jensjuice07/jj.jpg
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315/jensjuice07/j3.jpg
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315/jensjuice07/j2.jpg
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w315/jensjuice07/j1.jpg
And don't forget this sexy itch that needed scatching (http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Jessica-Alba-Bikini-4269.htm)

[torker]

I bet her farts smell like Christmas cookies.

[JPMNICK]

that water dripping out of her mouth shot grosses me out so much

[sailor]

all you "she's too skinny" folks are gay. and wrong.

[TheMojoPin]

that water dripping out of her mouth shot grosses me out so much

Heh, yeah, I guess it's supposed to be sexy, but it just ends being retarded. All I can think of is the "I've got a drinking problem" lines from Airplane!.

Don't get me wrong, she is insanely attractive, but damn, where did that ass go? That Idle Hands clip is noice.

OH NO, ME NO TALK ABOUT POKING HER VAGINA PARTS, ME MUST BE TEH GAY WHERE IS COCK?!?!?1/11!?!?!

[EliSnow]

I think she is attractive, but she wouldn't be at the top of my list of celebrities I'm attracted to.

[Midkiff]

OH NO, ME NO TALK ABOUT POKING HER VAGINA PARTS, ME MUST BE TEH GAY WHERE IS COCK?!?!?1/11!?!?!

Now you're catching on, fag.

[TheMojoPin]

Now you're catching on, fag.

Oh no, some random guy on the internet thinks I'm gay because I don't respond to every thread or picture about a human being with a vagina with "OMG, I'D FUCKING TOTALLY FUCK THAT SHIT THE FUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!"

*Yawn*

[ChimneyFish]

all you "she's too skinny" folks are gay. and wrong.

Hooah!!!! Cpl. Corpsefucker, sir!!!!

[furie]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning.

Sign me up

i'll do her the favor and not stay the night.

[KnoxHarrington]

Seriously, I get the feeling that after you'd done pretty much everything sexually with her that she would let you, and other things came into play in the relationship, you'd get tired of her quickly and end things.

I'm not saying this is a bad thing at all.

[Turtle]

Seriously, I get the feeling that after you'd done pretty much everything sexually with her that she would let you, and other things came into play in the relationship, you'd get tired of her quickly and end things.

But that is true of any woman you're not in love with

[Midkiff]

Oh no, some random guy on the internet thinks I'm gay because I don't respond to every thread or picture about a human being with a vagina with "OMG, I'D FUCKING TOTALLY FUCK THAT SHIT THE FUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!"

*Yawn*

No, it's because you say, "oh that really hot chick is not in the least bit sexually attractive to me."

[TheMojoPin]

No, it's because you say, "oh that really hot chick is not in the least bit sexually attractive to me."

Yeah, that's exactly what I said. I guess if you don't hear anything the lines of "if it has a vagina, I'll fuck it like I probably won't ever have sex again," the conversation just isn't intellectually stimulating enough along your lofty standards.

Seriously, you do understand that not everyone is attracted to the same people, right? You calling everyone gay that doesn't want to plug the same hole as you is getting pretty tedious. Somebody not sharing your boner isn't going to keep you from not fucking them, ever.

[Midkiff]

Is this Matty Fridays?

I didn't say that. I just said if a person thinks Angelina Jolie is not sexually attractive, then that person is a homosexual. Anybody else, sure, personal preferences are different. But there is no way that that woman's appeal isn't universal. She's a friggin succubus.

But anyway, I don't actually go around calling people fags and mean it. All in fun, brother. Didn't mean to offend you.

[Don Stugots]

I think she is attractive, but she wouldn't be at the top of my list of celebrities I'm attracted to.

same here. she is too skinny for me. that doesn't make me gay Sailor, i just have a certain image and body type i go for.

Also, does anyone really care if Mojo is gay or not? to bring it up in every post is annoying. If he was gay, is he not supposed to know what pretty woman looks like?

[Midkiff]

If he was gay, is he not supposed to know what pretty woman looks like?

So, you're saying that he's so gay that he can't even objectively identify beauty in the gender in which he is not interested?

:lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

alright knock it off everyone!! you're all ruining this wonderful thread about jessica albas ass!! or was it anjelina jolie? wait, what was this all about again?

[TheMojoPin]

But there is no way that that woman's appeal isn't universal. She's a friggin succubus.

Well, you're apparently wrong. Deal with it.

But anyway, I don't actually go around calling people fags and mean it. All in fun, brother. Didn't mean to offend you.

I'm not "offended"...it was just getting really annoying seeing it done every time someone posted that they maybe didn't think they were some of the hottest women on the planet.