Worse Hopeless Redheaded Drunk: East Side Dave or Lindsay Lohan?

[Judge Smails]

Lohan, who is currently in rehab for her drunk-driving, cocaine possessing arrest, is already planning to be out in time to celebrate her 21st birthday in Vegas on July 2nd.

Get your invite HERE (http://www.purelv.com/eblast/lindsay/lohan.html)

Lindsay Lohan is making the most of her time in rehab by using the opportunity to finalise plans for her 21st birthday (http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=32829) bash.

Maybe the hard-partying actress (http://us01.xmlsearch.findwhat.com/bin/findwhat.dll?clickthrough&y=53319&x=uWRisI9:zrF2LitIMwoEtsinE1FNzRf2ZqMx0qRPmrFNsVpr HNzRUwGvzt8feB7;y3xxsP0UJitUtqHy3V;s8rYtpwO;TqUTos 9mkCH6s4c2WKt4nLxjI3U0jW99OrFIQw8oEBr8sBiEnotvcsGt 1P9gnwiYJLfsgRrRUw;0Y4bBk3o;XCyhuNiHkiWCrVbrWbmYmB ifpA$DP) has got a little bit TOO much time on her hands because she’s reportedly come up with the idea of inviting along a gang of Paris Hilton look-alikes to round out the numbers.

On/off pal Paris won’t be able to make the birthday (http://us01.xmlsearch.findwhat.com/bin/findwhat.dll?clickthrough&y=53319&x=OFo3tNMeM8AxEs;2lTHYB3AcKCwiMVWuI3rDHiA8y:A3zGum JBoTgCaQfAMxK8sJaDRhcOK6uCw68is4255NA:R2o:lR7j2BHi He;DJAtCuLxjMSv2PEtp0;s3r792:3czPkUAxc0TU4eTWxUG5n g3A;y1:gs2PumGfPt6HVEDKe90VCrKnlLzAhoe$XV)celebrat ion (http://us01.xmlsearch.findwhat.com/bin/findwhat.dll?clickthrough&y=53319&x=OFo3tNMeM8AxEs;2lTHYB3AcKCwiMVWuI3rDHiA8y:A3zGum JBoTgCaQfAMxK8sJaDRhcOK6uCw68is4255NA:R2o:lR7j2BHi He;DJAtCuLxjMSv2PEtp0;s3r792:3czPkUAxc0TU4eTWxUG5n g3A;y1:gs2PumGfPt6HVEDKe90VCrKnlLzAhoe$XV) because of the small matter of her 45-day jail sentence, but she will be there in the form of nine Paris clones.

According to an insider, “Lindsay knows Paris can’t make it so in her honour, she has invites (http://us01.xmlsearch.findwhat.com/bin/findwhat.dll?clickthrough&y=53319&x=lHrSWuygNFY;qFn82dYe7PB30kOMwVScIEbn:EzzI51S8E1i 1PrFz9D13rbo:d5Kgu32mP1kd5bk7EB3yyYEknxnF5ixU4gVaE oNgRYlW9ovqlbsCegKmuw:qH2xtOs2JnBTKyeXW9OxyWvTK7BG VSz49dMWdOe;WprrVlePa6LNtYKfHbBU0WoXDzOjrcA$B) loads of look-alikes.”


“She thinks it’ll cheer Paris up and make her laugh.”

The source claims that Lindsay is going for a “sexy” theme for her 24 hour birthday (http://us01.xmlsearch.findwhat.com/bin/findwhat.dll?clickthrough&y=53319&x=LQt2Ce3LjmTnqmJZbVe51DTWLBL1jQIOISAh7DCXS0uQT:Wk BS6M9:IOrxCb052nr4LBGDw2Bneo9Jts5ren85xO9yEnbLtiFW XcxeWzTLxUBSJgUu3eGt3qse2xjMVUyVo1FywHamG7rsG9XS86 HH89In2vWyupxDWAwIvnLJVWjuTZ5tAsYxDKImJ9x) bender and has also hired strippers to help cultivate just the right kind of trashy atmosphere.

Lindsay is currently in rehab but will be re-toxing at the bash set to take place at Las Vegas nightclub Pure on July 2.

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[lleeder]

So Marc with A C will be there.

[Fat_Sunny]

Worse Hopeless Redheaded Drunk: East Side Dave or Lindsay Lohan?

Well, Lindsay Is LOADED And Loaded, While ESD Is BROKE And Loaded.

So The Vote For Most Hopeless Has To Go To ESD.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ESD reminds Me of Me

So I must choose Lindsay Lohan, She is a Mess

:king:

[Don Stugots]

neither: one i can batch to for hours and hours and one makes me laugh for hours and hours.

[DolaMight]

If anybody paid any attention to Carrot Top I'd guess he's be on more substances than Loahan and ESD combined.

He's a mess. Box Office Poison.

[torker]

I've got to go with the one with the big sloppy hairy red cunt.

[Heather 8]

neither: one i can batch to for hours and hours and one makes me laugh for hours and hours.

Ewww, I'm tellin' Casey! :tongue:

[EliSnow]

neither: one i can batch to for hours and hours and one makes me laugh for hours and hours.

I can't figure out which is which here.

[Furtherman]

Lindsay.

ESD is at least surrounded by people who care and will tell him "No."

He'll out-live her.

[EliSnow]

I've got to go with the one with the big sloppy hairy red cunt.

Well, I think the pictures of Lindsay's crotch shows that she waxes so I guess you're talking about ESD?

[MadMatt]

one i can batch to for hours and hours and the other one is Lindsay Lohan.

Fixed it for 'ya...

:lol:



j/k

[Fallon]

neither: one i can batch to for hours and hours and one makes me laugh for hours and hours.

Yeah... Lindsay is pretty funny.

[Heather 8]

And right now Stugots is sitting back saying "Damn, that was easy."

[JustJon]

Well, I think the pictures of Lindsay's crotch shows that she waxes so I guess you're talking about ESD?

"I didn't shave today, so I have some stubble down there" -ESD

[Kevin]

And right now Stugots is sitting back saying "Damn, I have been outed."

Exactly!

[burrben]

i'll go with lohan. drunk guys aren't as messy as drunk gals

[Wallower]

Lindsay's on my 2007 death pool, so I have to vote for her. She may not make it through the summer.

[Flops]

Lindsay.

ESD is at least surrounded by people who care and will tell him "No."

He'll out-live her.

I concur!!

[Don Stugots]

And right now Stugots is sitting back saying "Damn, that was easy."

i am still giggling from that little gem.

[burrben]

Lindsay's on my 2007 death pool, so I have to vote for her. She may not make it through the summer.

how great would it be to be that undertaker?

[drjoek]

Dave easily the biggest mess

[PapaBear]

Dave makes me laugh. Lohan doesn't. She's worthless.

[LiddyRules]

Lohan doesn't ruin the only 3 hours of joy I get during my work day. Lohan, at one point, was fuckable and I truly believe she can get there again.

[DarkHippie]

the funny thing is I'd fuck either of them






















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