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Fat_Sunny
06-07-2007, 06:26 PM
If You Are A Fan Of Lord Jezo's Zany-Yet-Disturbingly-Thought-Provoking Material, Help Him Out By Suggesting A Jezo-Esque Topic.

Here's One To Start The Ball Rolling:

Can You Get An STD From Yourself?

Hottub
06-07-2007, 06:31 PM
Does Sheepy like White Castle as much as I do?

Fat_Sunny
06-07-2007, 06:32 PM
You Got The Right Idea!

sailor
06-07-2007, 06:35 PM
"what do all these alpha-females have that i don't??"

Marc with a c
06-07-2007, 06:36 PM
why doesn't sheepy have a bedroom on the first floor?

HBox
06-07-2007, 06:41 PM
"I can't find my keys. Where did those dirty Democrats hide them?

King Hippos Bandaid
06-07-2007, 06:47 PM
Where to Hide, so I can Watch Sheepy Sleep at Night

:king:

Judge Smails
06-07-2007, 06:53 PM
Conclusive Proof Found That Jesus Was Black And Was A Swinger

















































http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/jesus_alou_autograph.jpg

Midkiff
06-07-2007, 06:54 PM
If You Are A Fan Of Lord Jezo's Zany-Yet-Disturbingly-Thought-Provoking Material, Help Him Out By Suggesting A Jezo-Esque Topic.

Here's One To Start The Ball Rolling:

Can You Get An STD From Yourself?

I seem to remember ESD or somebody thinking he could catch a disease by swallowing his own cum or something. Or maybe it was on O&A.

Fat_Sunny
06-07-2007, 06:56 PM
^^ :lol: ^^

Didn't He Already Post That One, Judge?

sailor
06-07-2007, 06:56 PM
Conclusive Proof Found That Jesus Was Black And Was A Swinger

















































http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/jesus_alou_autograph.jpg

how did you start off with the wrong alou? :lol:

Fat_Sunny
06-07-2007, 06:58 PM
how did you start off with the wrong alou? :lol:

He Was Making It Even More Jezo-Esque! :lol:

Judge Smails
06-07-2007, 07:00 PM
how did you start off with the wrong alou? :lol:

WTF are you talking about? :wink:

Death Metal Moe
06-07-2007, 07:02 PM
"Is Sheepy a moaner or a screamer?"

Fat_Sunny
06-07-2007, 07:03 PM
"Is Sheepy a moaner or a screamer?"

Yuck!!! But Right On The Money!!

sailor
06-07-2007, 07:04 PM
Yuck!!! But Right On The Money-Shot!!

ewwwww!!

Midkiff
06-07-2007, 07:05 PM
He Was Making It Even More Jizz-Esque! :lol:

eeeewwwww

Death Metal Moe
06-07-2007, 07:05 PM
Beaten to the punch with my joke.

Anyway, LordJezo is a fucking creep.

reeshy
06-07-2007, 07:09 PM
Can you catch an STD from White Castle's???????

Fat_Sunny
06-07-2007, 07:13 PM
Can you catch an STD from White Castle's???????

Can You Catch An STD From A Parakeet?

Correct Answer: No, But You Can Get One From A Cockatoo!

IMSlacker
06-07-2007, 07:19 PM
OK, I've got Sheepy locked in the trunk. What's my next move?

mikeyboy
06-07-2007, 08:26 PM
"If you could shrink yourself down to the size of a grape, would you hide yourself in Sheepy's toilet just to watch him poop?"

Fat_Sunny
06-07-2007, 08:28 PM
"If you could shrink yourself down to the size of a grape, would you hide yourself in Sheepy's toilet just to watch him poop?"

That One Is Horrifying! You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself!

weekapaugjz
06-07-2007, 08:29 PM
How to be a Creep in 10 Easy Steps

Don Stugots
06-07-2007, 08:29 PM
Why does Sheepy have to shower with the blinds down?

mikeyboy
06-07-2007, 08:31 PM
That One Is Horrifying! You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself!

...but would you really be all that shocked if he posted that one?

Don Stugots
06-07-2007, 08:33 PM
"What does Sheepy's hair smell like?"

Fat_Sunny
06-07-2007, 08:36 PM
...but would you really be all that shocked if he posted that one?

N-O. Just A Bit Unexpected (Yet Delightful) From The Grand Poobah!

Fat_Sunny
06-07-2007, 08:38 PM
"What does Sheepy's Pubic hair smell like?"

Fixed It!

weekapaugjz
06-07-2007, 08:39 PM
How Do You Make a Voodoo Doll?

Fat_Sunny
06-07-2007, 08:43 PM
How Do You Make a Voodoo Doll?

When Did Jezo Pick Up The Initial Caps Gig?

Devo37
06-07-2007, 08:47 PM
What color underpants does sheepy wear, and does he sell used pairs online?

weekapaugjz
06-07-2007, 08:54 PM
When Did Jezo Pick Up The Initial Caps Gig?

because you're next! :ohmy:

LordJezo
06-08-2007, 06:17 AM
Does Sheepy shave "down there" to keep up the underage appeal that he has?

Also:

How Do You Make a Voodoo Doll?


I will do this tonight and post my results over the weekend.

reillyluck
06-08-2007, 06:32 AM
"is it wrong to want to be sheepy's catheter?"

A.J.
06-08-2007, 06:33 AM
Things I found in Sheepy's Garbage.

reillyluck
06-08-2007, 06:37 AM
I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called sheepy ringtones. I hear him blasting it from his car. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with any chicks. Can comeone please tell me what's the story with this awful person?

Death Metal Moe
06-08-2007, 06:38 AM
"Duct tape, ether and a large blue tarp"

LordJezo
06-08-2007, 07:44 AM
Can someone post a nice front face shot of Sheepy?

I need to print one out so I can make the voodoo doll this weekend.

Thanks to who helps.

Kilgores Feet
06-08-2007, 07:59 AM
"If you could shrink yourself down to the size of a grape, would you hide yourself in Sheepy's toilet just to watch him poop?"

I've known Jezo for 10 years.
This is the most plausible question posted so far.

Dougie Brootal
06-08-2007, 08:07 AM
I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called sheepy ringtones. I hear him blasting it from his car. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with any chicks. Can comeone please tell me what's the story with this awful person?

NICE CALL BACK!! THAT IS MY FAVORITE BOARD BIT!! BRING BACK "NEIGHBORS TEENAGE SON"!!!

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Death Metal Moe
06-08-2007, 08:31 AM
If ya bring the bit back, please bring back all the drama and trouble making from the cocksuckers who started the trouble in that thread.

Because that was fucking awesome. And they were so cool.

Dougie Brootal
06-08-2007, 08:33 AM
If ya bring the bit back, please bring back all the drama and trouble making from the cocksuckers who started the trouble in that thread.

Because that was fucking awesome. And they were so cool.

god that was great! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the good ol' days!