Has a Relative Ever Hit on You?

[Thomas Merton]

Incest is one of the few remaining taboos left in society along with kid touching. This is not a bit and please dont turn it into a West Virginia joke thread, but I've been the recipient of sexual advances by two relatives, 10 years apart.

The first was my 2nd cousin from Montana. My family took the obligatory cross country trip in '72 in a wood-paneled station wagon with no seat belts and parents smoking the entire way with rolled up windows. Said cousin accosted young Thomas in the laundry room and proceeded to give me my first real kiss. I was 11 and shrugged it off, unable to comprehend it.

Second time was with my aunt, by marriage and only 10 years older than me. I had just graduated from college and went to visit. I was a complete stoner at the time and offered to get her high. Offer accepted with the unintended result of bringing out the crazy in her complete with a crotch grabbing episode.

Anyone else? Or is it just me thinking that a trip to a bus station/bowling alley/NASCAR race/amusement park is proof that this kind of thing happens and is consumated more than we care to admit?

[yomudder21]

two 11 year olds kissing is not incest. and i relative through marriage is not incest either. none of these examples are taboo at all. getting high with a crotch grab from a crazy aunt is a normal weekend event.

[Midkiff]

Boy, do I have some stories I could tell you. But I'd never live them down.

Let's just say yes, you're right. It is not at all uncommon.

[sr71blackbird]

There are a few nieces on my wifes side I wouldnt mind banging. I have a cousing thats smoking hot. When me and my cousin Joanne were babies, we used to be "kissing cousins", smooching under the table. Aside from that, no actual contact or anything other than the occasional stray thought. I am not proud of any of this by the way, I attribute it to male hormones.

[Nothing Sound]

I had a crush on my Cousin when I was a youth.
I would have fucked her in a heart beat if given the chance.

I haven't seen her in many years.
I sometimes wonder what she looks like now.

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S Had A Stunning Cousin From Texas Who Came To Visit When They Were Both 14. He Had The Worst Crush On Her, But Kept It All Arms Length.

She Went On To Date One Of The Eagles (The Music Group). Fat Always Told Her She Coulda Done Much Better!

[Midkiff]

He Had The Worst Crush On Her, And Kept Her At Cocks Length.

:lol:

[sailor]

There are a few nieces on my wifes side I wouldnt mind banging. I have a cousing thats smoking hot. When me and my cousin Joanne were babies, we used to be "kissing cousins", smooching under the table. Aside from that, no actual contact or anything other than the occasional stray thought. I am not proud of any of this by the way, I attribute it to male hormones.

"I attribute it to male hormones." joanne's a guy?

[ScottFromGA]

Incest is one of the few remaining taboos left in society along with kid touching. This is not a bit and please dont turn it into a West Virginia joke thread, but I've been the recipient of sexual advances by two relatives, 10 years apart.

The first was my 2nd cousin from Montana. My family took the obligatory cross country trip in '72 in a wood-paneled station wagon with no seat belts and parents smoking the entire way with rolled up windows. Said cousin accosted young Thomas in the laundry room and proceeded to give me my first real kiss. I was 11 and shrugged it off, unable to comprehend it.

Second time was with my aunt, by marriage and only 10 years older than me. I had just graduated from college and went to visit. I was a complete stoner at the time and offered to get her high. Offer accepted with the unintended result of bringing out the crazy in her complete with a crotch grabbing episode.

Anyone else? Or is it just me thinking that a trip to a bus station/bowling alley/NASCAR race/amusement park is proof that this kind of thing happens and is consumated more than we care to admit?


yes.....I was a senior in high school and I use to hang out in any class I wanted. I was in my favorite room and there was this new girl that had just came from a private school and didnt know anyone, so me being Mr. Nice Fella, I sat and talked to her. We was having a really good conversation......I was close to asking her out and all until I noticed her notebook. It said Jessica Trotter. I'm related to some Trotters, so I went to asking her about her last name and family. Turns out, she was the daughter of my dad's 1st cousin, so that made her my 2nd cousin.......so, my plans were scrapped.


3 days later, I was speaking with my dad about some stuff and I asked him about her family and stuff...just wondering. Turns out that she was adopted.


in my eyes...adopted + not blood related = Date!

someone else picked her up, and I missed my chance.

[johnniewalker]

A cousin from, surprisingly, Tennesee. It was at this weird huge family reunion. Her sister came over and was like my sister likes you, and i was like really isn't this a family reuninon. I don't think I acted on it, but kinda odd.

[Fat_Sunny]

A cousin from, surprisingly, Tennesee. It was at this weird huge family reunion. Her sister came over and was like my sister likes you, and i was like really isn't this a family reuninon. I don't think I acted on it, but kinda odd.

Interesting Statement: I don't think I acted on it

Hmmm...How Do We Get The Truth Out Of Your Subconcious?

[cupcakelove]

No, does this mean I'm ugly?

[IamPixie]

at my parent's 30th wedding anniversary my great uncle commented on how nice my body looked. I was probably 16 at the time. blech.

[GvacNoMore]

at my parent's 30th wedding anniversary my great uncle commented on how nice my body looked. I was probably 16 at the time. blech.

That might be the creepiest thing I've ever read on this site.

Sorry to hear about that.

[reeshy]

I banged my wife's sister a year after my wife died....is that incest?????

[Bob Impact]

I banged my wife's sister a year after my wife died....is that incest?????

No and congrats!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Oh yeah a Cousin has Given me a Black Eye, oh yo mean hit ON you. Nope Can't Say I have

:king:

[ScottFromGA]

at my parent's 30th wedding anniversary my great uncle commented on how nice my body looked. I was probably 16 at the time. blech.

hot.....

[Fat_Sunny]

hot.....

Hey, Watch Out Or Someone Will Suggest That The Baby In Your Sig Pic Is Actually Your Girlfriend!!

[RicShaw]

Does an offer of candy in the back of a van count as hit on?

[Bulldogcakes]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat_Sunny View Post
He Had The Worst Crush On Her, And Kept Her At Cocks Length.


:lol:


In Fat's case thats . . what . . . . 3 and a half inches away from him? Still sounds pretty cozy to me.

[prothunderball]

nope, and thank god, I come from a particularly unattractive family.

[Fat_Sunny]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat_Sunny View Post
He Had The Worst Crush On Her, And Kept Her At Cocks Length.





In Fat's case thats . . what . . . . 3 and a half inches away from him? Still sounds pretty cozy to me.


Fat's Sure You're All Very Pleased With Yourselves.

Unfortunately, F_S Has To Take Bulldogcakes' Comment As Flattery!

[Ritalin]

nope, and thank god, I come from a particularly unattractive family.

http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/munsters1.jpg

[prothunderball]

http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/munsters1.jpg

close, but a lot fatter.