oh you smell good

[patsopinion]

I spend about 6 minutes in the shower, 2 mins brushing my teeth, and 5 mins looking for clothes on my floor

the question is with the ammount of time that girls spend getting ready, (ive heard claims of up to 2 hours) would a guy in the same ammount of time look, smell, be more valued(?) as a person or would he just be a person that wastes a lot of time and/or maybe look affeminate(sp?)?

[Furtherman]

Someone got a clock on your or something?

I knew a guy once who took 45 minutes to an hour. He used skin lotions and would sometimes dry his hair with paper towels.

That is beyond acceptable.

Any guy can be in an out in 10 minutes, and that's even giving some time if you cut yourself shaving.

[patsopinion]

Someone got a clock on your or something?

I knew a guy once who took 45 minutes to an hour. He used skin lotions and would sometimes dry his hair with paper towels.

That is beyond acceptable.

Any guy can be in an out in 10 minutes, and that's even giving some time if you cut yourself shaving.

i cut my ear the other day in a misguided shave
bled for 3 hours!
i had to go into a job interview with a bloody ear.
very embarassing

[johnniewalker]

i cut my ear the other day in a misguided shave
bled for 3 hours!
i had to go into a job interview with a bloody ear.
very embarassing

And you want to be a checker.

[reillyluck]

45 minutes. 1hr if i am drying my hair.

[Hottub]

20 minutes including a dump, and flossing.

[PhishHead]

15 minutes to shower, if i am doing a good shave 30 minutes, 15 minutes to do hair, 2 minutes to brush, then some time for flossing and mouthwash, 3 minutes to wash face, I am not even going to get into the amount of time to pick clothes cause i just realized I take way too much time to get ready, and might have a vagina.

[MellySmelly]

20 minutes including a dump, and flossing.
I hope you include a handwashing between those.

[Hottub]

I hope you include a handwashing between those.

:laugh::thumbup:
Thanks, Melly.

[PapaBear]

20 minutes including a dump, and flossing.
Wiping your ass doesn't count as flossing.

[patsopinion]

Wiping your ass doesn't count as flossing.

in some cases
(insert picture of asain girl eating anothers poo)
(im at school so i can't do the bit all the way)

[feralBoy]

From the Hagakure:

"Every morning, the samurai of fifty or sixty years ago would bathe, shave their foreheads, put lotion in their hair, cut their fingernails and toenails rubbing them with pumice and then with wood sorrel, and without fail pay attention to their personal appearance . It goes without saying that their armor in general was kept free from rust, that it was dusted, shined, and arranged.

Although it seems that taking special care of one's appearance is similar to showiness, it is nothing akin to elegance. Even if you are aware that you may be struck down today and are firmly resolved to an inevitable death, if you are slain with an unseemly appearance, you will show your lack of previous resolve, will be despised by your enemy, and will appear unclean. For this reason it is said that both old and young should take care of their appearance."

[JPMNICK]

15 minutes to shower, if i am doing a good shave 30 minutes, 15 minutes to do hair, 2 minutes to brush, then some time for flossing and mouthwash, 3 minutes to wash face, I am not even going to get into the amount of time to pick clothes cause i just realized I take way too much time to get ready, and might have a vagina.

it takes you 15 minutes to shave? what are you doing your legs and armpits too?

it takes me about 15 minutes to shave and shower, 5 to wash face and brush teeth, and 10 to pick out clothes, iron them, get dressed and put on my watch.

[PhishHead]

it takes you 15 minutes to shave? what are you doing your legs and armpits too?

it takes me about 15 minutes to shave and shower, 5 to wash face and brush teeth, and 10 to pick out clothes, iron them, get dressed and put on my watch.

no it takes me 30 minutes to shave if i am doing a good shave which entails, taking out my brush, soaping up the lather, applying it to my face, then shaving in all downstrokes. Then rinsing, then reapplying the lather and shaving in all upstroke, then rinsing.

Its normally more then 30 i think, i dont really time it.

[Don Stugots]

20 minutes including a dump, and flossing.

I hope you include a handwashing between those.

i hope he cleans his ass too.

shower: 15 mins including my daily shower batch, 25 if i am shaving in the shower. i also brush my teeth while i am in there adjusting the water to blistering hot. 5-10 mins to get dressed no matter what i am wearing.

[lleeder]

I spend about 6 minutes in the shower, 2 mins brushing my teeth, and 5 mins looking for clothes on my floor

the question is with the ammount of time that girls spend getting ready, (ive heard claims of up to 2 hours) would a guy in the same ammount of time look, smell, be more valued(?) as a person or would he just be a person that wastes a lot of time and/or maybe look affeminate(sp?)?

Only if you spent more time thinking up topics. :wink:

[torker]

I thought patsopinion was a chick.

[Hottub]

http://www.michaeldimarco.com/UserFiles/Image/sweeney_pat.jpg

[lleeder]

I thought patsopinion was a chick.

Then you better take off that blindfold and stay away from Anthony's foosball table.

[RoseBlood]

I thought patsopinion was a chick.
I heard Bulldogcakes thoughts so too.

[Ritalin]

i cut my ear the other day in a misguided shave
bled for 3 hours!
i had to go into a job interview with a bloody ear.
very embarassing

"So Mr.....Van Gogh, is it?"

[lleeder]

I heard Bulldogcakes thoughts so too.

:lol::lol:

[patsopinion]

I thought patsopinion was a chick.

i blame mikeyboy's tag
that hole "currently viewing..." is just not cool

[ScottFromGA]

20 minutes including a dump, and flossing.

and by flossing, you mean putting the towel between your asscrack and pulling back and forth?

[grlNIN]

Typically half an hour to shower, 45 minutes if i am shaving everything.

Post shower includes lotioning and drying my hair equal to maybe another half an hour. Dressing 10 minutes.

So yeah, i can see 2 hours if youre taking your time.

[crb1]

15 minutes to shower, if i am doing a good shave 30 minutes, 15 minutes to do hair, 2 minutes to brush, then some time for flossing and mouthwash, 3 minutes to wash face, I am not even going to get into the amount of time to pick clothes cause i just realized I take way too much time to get ready, and might have a vagina.

15 minutes to do your hair?