Should you call a stripper?

[underdog]

Let's say, hypothetically speaking of course, that a stripper gave you her number after she did a private dance for you (actually, after the 2nd private dance).

Should you call her?

And if so, how long should you wait to call her?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Let's say, hypothetically speaking of course, that a stripper gave you her number after she did a private dance for you (actually, after the 2nd private dance).

Should you call her?

And if so, how long should you wait to call her?

Understand one thing. Strippers are there to make money. You will not rehabilitate them, you will not get them away from their world of fast money, xanax, and booze.

She gave you her number because she probably saw you as a mark to make more money off of.

Don't bother.

[FUNKMAN]

give her a call, see where it goes...

strippers are people too

[epo]

Let's say, hypothetically speaking of course, that a stripper gave you her number after she did a private dance for you (actually, after the 2nd private dance).

Should you call her?

And if so, how long should you wait to call her?

Never. After that ends, you should give her a ring.

[prothunderball]

is he hot? If the answer is yet, then call her. If she wants money tell her to fuck off, if not, enjoy the ride. As the great Dr. Dre said, "You can't make a ho a housewife." but I'll tell you what you can screw a stripper and have a good story to tell you friends, and the nerds on a message board that need to live vicariously through people.

[sailor]

sure, unless you're gay.

[Ritalin]

Yeah, of course you call.

Hunter Thompson would.

[Don Stugots]

Understand one thing. Strippers are there to make money. You will not rehabilitate them, you will not get them away from their world of fast money, xanax, and booze.

She gave you her number because she probably saw you as a mark to make more money off of.

Don't bother.

i agree with everything except for the last part. call her and go with it. you only live once.

[razorboy]

I don't think there is ever a legitimate reason not to call an attractive woman who gives you her phone number. Why limit your life experiences?

[DarkHippie]

i dated a stripper for a whie back in my less fatty fat fat days. It actually a good, stable relationship until we got engaged. then she went bat shit.

Of course i didn't meet her at a strip club.

What i'm trying to say is that strippers need love too, but she may also be crazy, so watch out for that

[MadMatt]

I say give it a shot, but don't be surprised if she just wants yo for your money. It's already been said, but everybody needs love.

She might want your cash, or she might not. You will never know until you try.

[SatCam]

your relationship might not last for ever but the rash will

[Midkiff]

Yeah, go for it! If she just wants money, then jet, but until then, enjoy yourself! :wink:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'd Want to call the Stripper, to see if she is a call girl or genuinely interested in a relationship

:king:

[patsopinion]

any time ive ever gotten a private dance the girls have left me their numbers
i always assumed it was a call girl kinna thing and never called, i never even considered otherwise.

call her for sure

[DonInNC]

Prepare for it to be a wrong number.

[SarahImpact]

Honestly, if you're questioning whether or not to call her, you probably shouldn't. I would say call her if you're the type of person that can just go with the flow and if she is all about your money and doesn't really give a shit about you than you wouldn't be hurt. If you think that you would get hurt if you realized that she gave you her number because she saw dollar signs then I wouldn't bother. I would probably be a funny story later on in life but women are vindictive and hurtful anyways. Why get hurt over something that you think could be bad to begin with?

It's your call dude. Depends on how you deal with women.

[Dash77]

Give her a call, you never know what will happen & I say wait 2 days before you call her..

[Gmann]

I say call. When I was 22 I somehow picked up a stripper. She was uber uber hot. Dont ask me how....I barely remember. We dated for like 3 months. There were many times when she would pay for dinner and end up taking me out. She made like $500 a night. It bothered me a little bit cause Im a little old fashioned and beleive the guy should do the paying and whatnot.
So what happened to this lovely situation you may ask ? Well I was driving her home one night only to find some guy who turned out to be her FIANCE waiting on the stoop of her apt building. Waiting....with what looked to be a sharp object in his hand COMING AT MY CAR in a haste.

AAAAAAaaaaaaaand that ended that.


So call....and you could end up having a cool story like that to tell somewhere down the line.

[lleeder]

I say call her. If she wants to date date her. If she wants to charge you and you don't object then pay for it. Since you already spent money on 2 private dances why not spend a couple hundred more and get something good. Little Jimmy would be proud. I'd call her pretty soon shes seen alot of men and will see more, best not to let her forget you before you got your chance with her.

[Death Metal Moe]

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[Yerdaddy]

I dated a stripper once. I was moving from SF to Chicago that week and oddly enough she was moving out of her casual sex years. That week. I'm pathetic. She was a great girl though. She was studying at the SF Art Institute and we went to the MOMA and saw the Picasso exhibit and dinner. I got a kiss. Next day she made me dinner at her house and I gave her my set of art documentaries by some weird but cool nun who was an art expert. (Someone must know her name. Sister something-or-other, if that helps? She's cool.) Anyway, yeah I didn't get laid. Don't give your girl documentaries by a nun unless the nun is taking it in the can. That's my advice.

[cougarjake13]

id say call her

you got nothing to lose and a lot to gain, some things you may not have wanted but a gain nonetheless

[Bulldogcakes]

i agree with everything except for the last part. call her and go with it. you only live once.

I'm with Stu and TB, but definitely don't get serious. Just have some fun and see what happens.


Maybe if you two really hit it off you can be her pimp someday.

[Sarge]

I say call her, what have you got to lose.

[FUNKMAN]

i'll reiterate "call her"

you know the saying "never judge another person unless you danced a mile on their pole"

[JoeYaDeadHomey]

actually after the midnight riders defeat at the hardrock, my buddy steve and i hit up a gentlemens club.

well, i left early, and he met a stripper, and sure as shit hes still dating her now. like someone said earlier in the thread, she pays most of the time when they go out because she makes tons of cash, shes hot as shit, really fucking fun, and its like what almost 4 months later, hes still with her.

i was very very down on it that hes dating her i still am, but ive gotta say after the 7 years he spent with a life draining leech of an Ex, im happy for him.

i said my piece about watch out if shes gonna take you for a ride, blah blah, like people said here.

but really, i think.

if you havent dated a stripper you havent lived!

call the bitch!

[sailor]

I dated a stripper once. I was moving from SF to Chicago that week and oddly enough she was moving out of her casual sex years. That week. I'm pathetic. She was a great girl though. She was studying at the SF Art Institute and we went to the MOMA and saw the Picasso exhibit and dinner. I got a kiss. Next day she made me dinner at her house and I gave her my set of art documentaries by some weird but cool nun who was an art expert. (Someone must know her name. Sister something-or-other, if that helps? She's cool.) Anyway, yeah I didn't get laid. Don't give your girl documentaries by a nun unless the nun is taking it in the can. That's my advice.

sister wendy? (http://www.amazon.ca/Sister-Wendys-Story-of-Paintin/dp/6304563795)

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[Yerdaddy]

sister wendy? (http://www.amazon.ca/Sister-Wendys-Story-of-Paintin/dp/6304563795)

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Awesome! That little mynx never shied away from the sex in art, and I think - and my stripper/artist friend agreed - that she used to read more sex into the great paintings than was really there. Coolest nun ever!

[Cleophus James]

I call them mommy. (rimshot)

[topless_mike]

It bothered me a little bit cause Im a little old fashioned and beleive the guy should do the paying and whatnot.



thats the part that bothered you? not her rubbing her cans in front of how many other guys to make that $500/night?

[patsopinion]

pat requires an update to how this went down

[scorpion]

I say call her, what have you got to lose.

You could end up in a motel room bathtub, full of ice and NO KIDNEYS!!

Trust me. It happend to my best friends brother's, sister's, hair dresser's first cousin, so it has to be true.

[drjoek]

What happened to my wallet and watch????

[topless_mike]

Trust me. It happend to my best friends brother's, sister's, hair dresser's first cousin, so it has to be true.

so that makes you guys.... nothing?