I want to pose for Playboy

[ShelleBink]

I've been thinking about it for a while, and I want to pose for Playboy. I've always loved being naked, and I don't think I have the worst body in the world ((far from the best, I know)). I know I need to shed some weight, but I am committed to that anyway.

So, for those of you who know me, give me the truth, think I have a shot?

[Bob Impact]

I've been thinking about it for a while, and I want to pose for Playboy. I've always loved being naked, and I don't think I have the worst body in the world ((far from the best, I know)). I know I need to shed some weight, but I am committed to that anyway.

So, for those of you who know me, give me the truth, think I have a shot?

I thought this was posted by Gvac when I first saw it. I was scared.

[MellySmelly]

You're perfect for Playboy Shelle. Trust me, I have watched the video footage of you in your underwear over and over.

[ShelleBink]

i think im offended, bob :oP

[ShelleBink]

You're perfect for Playboy Shelle. Trust me, I have watched the video footage of you in your underwear over and over.

That was clothes Melly, and God I look a bit better than those days...

We should have gone streaking and brought some fun to good ole Liberty NY

[Hottub]

Shelle. You know I love you. I will PM you my answer later.

As for public consumption...

Rock the phat ass!!!

[J.Clints]

I would buy a girls of RFNET issue. As long as GVAC is the center fold.

[Gvac]

I've always loved being naked

Doing anything this weekend? :smoke:

[ShelleBink]

Doing anything this weekend? :smoke:

Ask Flash :innocent:

[Gvac]

You're playing tennis in the nude?

[JustJon]

I say go for it, Shelle!

[Bob Impact]

i think im offended, bob :oP

He had posted last in a thread right below you. Although GVac nude.... hmm...

[Gvac]

I say go for it, Shelle!

Creep.

[J.Clints]

I say go for it, Shelle!

You really are scary......man I am scared what you might want me to do!

[Friday]

I would buy a girls of RFNET issue. As long as GVAC is the center fold.

Just give me 6 months to get this flab off. I will be IN. lol

Shelle.... work it out... work it out... full day of beauty....and then send in some photos... if you want it... DO IT!

Can I come watch... eh ... er... go to the day of beauty with you? :wink:

[Bulldogcakes]

Playboy is very tough. I'd start off with Juggs magazine, or Big Black Ass Magazine and work my way up.

[Gaia]

GO FOR IT! Im gonna know a playboy bunny!!!

[MellySmelly]

That was clothes Melly, and God I look a bit better than those days...

We should have gone streaking and brought some fun to good ole Liberty NY


You still have a fine ass. Let's have a streaking party.

[Gvac]

I'm getting really horny right now.

Carry on.

[ShelleBink]

Yea, strict diet after this weekend ((not a cop out, c'mon, its Memorial Day weekend... bbq ribs ... mmmmm)).

Its one of those things I want to do while I still got a remote shot at it, rather than missing the chance when I had it.

As for naked tennis... I'm in.... Tennis, anyone?

Friday, you're my girl, of course we're in for the best manis and pedis money can buy

Gaia, where the hell have you been???!!?!?

[RoseBlood]

Hey I just read Playboy pays $25,000!

Playmate of the Year receives an additional $100,000 plus fancy prizes like a new car.

Also, what about Perfect 10 assuming you've not had any work done?

If you want to do it, it's worth a shot.

[BoondockSaint]

I'm getting really horny right now.

Carry on.


It will still be 45mins until the Viagra kicks in.

[Puggle_kicker]

Ive only heard you voice, never even seen a pic.

[Death Metal Moe]

As with anything, it's probalby more WHO you know that WHAT you know.

But good luck.

[JesterOfSadness]

Go for the gold miss!:smile:

[Marc with a c]

me too

[ShelleBink]

i totally forgot about Perfect 10, I dated a guy who loved that mag...

[Don Stugots]

I can honestly say that I am going to start my own Gentlemen's Magazine and the first month's centerfold would be Shelle.

[OneEyeJack]

SHELLY come to OFF TOPIC thread and make a wish to pose.its GRANT U 2 WISHES. wish soon.monday the cut off day for wishes

[ShelleBink]

I can honestly say that I am going to start my own Gentlemen's Magazine and the first month's centerfold would be Shelle.

Awwwww I'm honored!

[Don Stugots]

Awwwww I'm honored!

no problem. you could "Stugots: Life" magazine's Marilyn Monroe.

[Dash77]

Go for it....I 'd buy it

[IamPixie]

I've been thinking about it for a while, and I want to pose for Playboy. I've always loved being naked, and I don't think I have the worst body in the world ((far from the best, I know)). I know I need to shed some weight, but I am committed to that anyway.

So, for those of you who know me, give me the truth, think I have a shot?

http://www.playboy.com/specialeditions/casting/index.html

casting in New York In July.....

[Marc with a c]

pixie loves playboy.com

[IamPixie]

pixie loves playboy.com

i've thought about it once or twice.

[Fallon]

Ya know that Doogie is pretty good with the camera. He could do the test shots.

[Marc with a c]

i've thought about it once or twice.

no comment

[Hottub]

i've thought about it once or twice.


....

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Awwwwh Shell... - You're too nice for that kind of non-sense.

Having said that, maybe you should post some test shots on rf.net just to be sure...:wink:

[IamPixie]

Shelle, if you decide to go to the casting call
You gotta pick out a sexy little number and get your own hair and make up all done up. I also recommend a pair of stiletto heels.

[Hottub]

Shelle and Pixie in a battle for Playmate of the Year!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Shelle, do you still want the boobs?

[Hottub]

Oh yeah.

Dave, stay the hell out of this thread, you Razzle Dazzle Bastard. (Not that he mentions us, anyway)

[ShelleBink]

FREE TEE SHIRT?!?

I'M SO THERE!!





Pixie's hotter than me. Maybe we can do hardcore lesbian shots for Hustler

[IamPixie]

Shelle and Pixie in a battle for Playmate of the Year!!

nah, give it to shelle for those bountiful bosoms. I would never have the guts to do anything like that, although I admire any woman who does have that kind of confidence.

[Friday]

FREE TEE SHIRT?!?

I'M SO THERE!!





Pixie's hotter than me. Maybe we can do hardcore lesbian shots for Hustler

HEY!

**sniffle** **pout**

[Tenbatsuzen]

HEY!

**sniffle** **pout**

note to self.

get married again so I can have another afterparty

[Hottub]

Shelle and Pixie in a battle for Playmate of the Year!!

nah, give it to shelle for those bountiful bosoms. I would never have the guts to do anything like that, although I admire any woman who does have that kind of confidence.

Although my schedule is quite busy, I may be able to find some time for you two ladies to come down to the Hottub for some test shots.
:tongue:

[IamPixie]

Although my schedule is quite busy, I may be able to find some time for you two ladies to come down to the Hottub for some test shots.
:tongue:

:nono:

[OneEyeJack]

Shelle, Friday, Pixie You will need test shots and I have a KOADA CHROME CAMERA AND I love to take photographs.

[Hottub]

HEY!

**sniffle** **pout**

I'm sorry. I am unable to speak of the beauty that is Miss friday. Somehow it lands me in the doghouse.

But I can quote MsTub.
"Wow! She's so pretty!"

[MellySmelly]

Shelle makes me want to be a lesbian.

[OneEyeJack]

Shelle makes me want to be a lesbian.

me too!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Somehow it lands me in the doghouse.


What?

[Marc with a c]

edit: really bad joke

[Hottub]

You know, as I was typing that, it crossed my mind.
Then I thought, Nah. won't happen.
Thank you Mr. Matt.

[Bob Impact]

edit: really bad joke

I saw it, it was really bad. You ought to be ashamed.

[Hottub]

edit: really bad joke

Sorry Horsey.
A Moderator sees ALL.

:banning:

[Marc with a c]

I saw it, it was really bad. You ought to be ashamed.

i was. that's why i removed it

[Marc with a c]

Sorry Horsey.
A Moderator sees ALL.

:banning:

what? that isnt fair

[OneEyeJack]

what position would best suit Sweet Shelle?

I think naked with a telephone headset on.. What is your suggestion?

[Hottub]

I'll go for a smart business suit, and hair in a bun.

[Midkiff]

If this happens, I will buy a whole CASE of that issue!!!!!

[IamPixie]

what position would best suit Sweet Shelle?

I think naked with a telephone headset on.. What is your suggestion?

that sounds cute- I like it!

[K.C.]

Wait...people still read Playboy?????

In all honesty, Shelle, I'd say do what you feel like doing...although, I'm also tempted to say this thread is worthless without pics :smile:


It depends on why you want to do it, though...if you feel like you want to do it because Playboy is some 'monumental' achievement, then go for it...if you just feel you're hot and want people to know, the amateur website route isn't a bad way to go...a lot of chicks who are WAAAAAY undeserving have made a lot of cash that way, so you'd definitely do pretty well, not to mention you have the 'redhead edge'...but like I said, it depends on your reason.

P.S.: I'm WAAAY drunk right now...I hope I haven't embarrassed myself.

[Marc with a c]

can somebody lock this. i fear it will get real creepy as the night moves on

[Bob Impact]

can somebody lock this. i fear it will get real creepy as the night moves on

GET creepy?

[K.C.]

can somebody lock this. i fear it will get real creepy as the night moves on

Too late...you've posted several times already...:smile:

[FUNKMAN]

can somebody lock this. i fear it will get real creepy as the night moves on

GET creepy?


why is Lord Jezo gonna reply soon?

:smile:

and Shelle, of course you can you're beautiful

[ShelleBink]

Yay! I bring out the lesbians of the board.

I have a feeling if I weren't with the guy I'm with now, I'd be hangin out in the other team's dugout.

And Friday, I loves you lots... Hmm. Friday, Pixie, Melly... wee!

K.C. - There's pics of me if you look hard enough, or go to my MySpace

As for "Why Playboy?" I've always been drawn to that. Not putting down the other mags, some are a bit more entertaining, but its just me. Plus who doesn't love the lil bunny logo?

We need more girl on girl action at board parties. Someone fetch me some red wine.

[Tenbatsuzen]

We need more girl on girl action at board parties. Someone fetch me some red wine.

and while you're at it, paper towels and windex for my truck.

[K.C.]

K.C. - There's pics of me if you look hard enough, or go to my MySpace

As for "Why Playboy?" I've always been drawn to that. Not putting down the other mags, some are a bit more entertaining, but its just me. Plus who doesn't love the lil bunny logo?

We need more girl on girl action at board parties. Someone fetch me some red wine.

Eh...too much effort (and I hate Myspace)...but I've seen you from a few of the R&F YouTube videos...you have nothing to worry about.

EDIT: Sweet...I passed 900 posts...boom goes the dynamite!!!

[OneEyeJack]

girl on girl aint gonna getcha where you wanna go.

[ShelleBink]

and while you're at it, paper towels and windex for my truck.

Phfft, that had nothing to do with the lesbians.

PS, I'll pick up some Draino too

[OneEyeJack]

I see pretty Pixie posing like that classic Marilyn Monroe calender she did in the 50,s.

[JPMNICK]

Shelle -

how tall are you? I saw you once in person, but i could not gauge your height.

and i give you a lot of credit for putting a thread like this open for public discussion.

[Friday]

girl on girl aint gonna getcha where you wanna go.

Wanna make a bet??

besides... I already have some test shots. but they're for my own...er.. personal use.

wheeeeeeeeeeeee

:innocent:

[IamPixie]

Would you actually go to the casting call, shelle?

[OneEyeJack]

Wanna make a bet??

besides... I already have some test shots. but they're for my own...er.. personal use.

wheeeeeeeeeeeee

:innocent:

[B]sounds oh! so unfullfilling..

[JPMNICK]

Shelle -

i just got back from vegas last month and I was at Hef's BDay party at the Palms. We were in VIP with a lot of playmates. not hef and the main girls, but other girls who were Centerfolds and playmates of the month.

I never read the magazine, but I did see a lot of them in person and even got to meet a few.

anyway they all fit a very specific mold, kind of tall, very skinny, fake boobs that are perky and perfect, mostly all blonde.

Just wanted to let you know what you were up against.

[sailor]

Shelle, Friday, Pixie You will need test shots and I have a KOADA CHROME CAMERA AND I love to take photographs.

i have a chrome koala...

http://www.tesora.com.au/images/products/VVCOFFEE_CHROME2_large.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

If this happens, I will buy a whole CASE of tissues!!!!!

Fixed that for ya.

[Bulldogcakes]

Would you actually go to the casting call, shelle?

Pix if you really want to, just do it.

[Don Stugots]

i will drive any and all women that want to go to the casting calls.

[TjM]

i have a chrome koala...

http://www.tesora.com.au/images/products/VVCOFFEE_CHROME2_large.jpg

I don't even wanna KNOW! how you plan to use that.

[thelyonhart]

lets just take up a collection for our own ladies of ron and fez mag... call it "Playbudday" or something... so... ladies... how much do we need to raise?

[ShelleBink]

Maybe its the overconfidence, but yeah Pixie, pending attaining a certain weight loss goal by the time of the casting, and depending on my job situation ((trying to be realistic)) I'll go. Though, it'd be interesting to explain why I need the day off.

Nick - I know the girls tend to be tall, skinny as hell, blonde, etc. I know I don't look like that. But, at the same time, that's for the main mag, they always have those specials and *gasp* lingerie mags

Oh for the record, I'm 5'5"

Although it would be interesting to get a bronze tan, dye my hair blonde again, and get all girlie'd out... I'm sure my parents would worry ((but strange enough, I've done that before)).

And Matty, if I need the boobs, I'll call ya :)

[Tenbatsuzen]

And Matty, if I need the boobs, I'll call ya :)

VERSED IN THE ART OF THE BUXOTIC!

[epo]

Life's too short...do it.

[Don Stugots]

do it. i wish a magazine would have more "real" looking woman pose for it. i hate the fake boobs and air brushing.

[thepaulo]

I'm sorry...we are 4 pages into this thread and we have yet to include the one thing that is absolutely essential to a cogent, cohesive and pertinent topical discussion


NUDEY PICTURES

[keithy_19]

Shelle, Pixie, if you too lovely ladies don't do it I will be forced too. And I am a 19 year old guy who looks like a 12 year old boy who is as flat as a 4 year old girl and has the ass of a wall and the skin complexion of an all white zebra doused in white out.

But I have connections, so I could get into playgirl. :wink:

[Dudeman]

Shelle, Pixie, if you too lovely ladies don't do it I will be forced too. And I am a 19 year old guy who looks like a 12 year old boy who is as flat as a 4 year old girl and has the ass of a wall and the skin complexion of an all white zebra doused in white out.

But I have connections, so I could get into playgirl. :wink:

not to de-rail this thread, but keithy, have you been 19 since you joined the board in 2002?

[FUNKMAN]

do it. i wish a magazine would have more "real" looking woman pose for it. i hate the fake boobs and air brushing.

i hear ya Stu

i found some of the amateur videos on the Playboy channel to be much hotter than any of the regular movies

[keithy_19]

no to de-rail this thread, but keithy, have you been 19 since you joined the board in 2002?

No. I was 14, or 13.

[sailor]

No. I was 14, or 13.

i think he means has your name changed accordingly or is it just some coincidence that now keithy_19 IS actually 19.

[PapaBear]

i think he means has your name changed accordingly or is it just some coincidence that now keithy_19 IS actually 19.
From what I've heard, the Aztec Calendar stops when Keithy is 19. The only way the world can be saved, is if Shelle poses for Playboy. Shelle... please save us all!!! We're counting on you!

[legroommusic]

playboy stinks. When ever I jerk off to it, I fall asleep. I know that hustler accepts amatuer models, but just the name hustler doesn't say classy like playboy. If you really want playboy, do something special. Become a cop, join the army, be a firefighter. THey love theme nudes. I don't know if you can still go in the college issue, but whatever you do, act on it fast because they're strict on age with amatuers.

PM me a link to your portfolio. also include video please. I have a friend in magazine publishing.

[IamPixie]

PM me a link to your portfolio. also include video please. I have a friend in magazine publishing.

:unsure:

[Gvac]

Don't worry Pixie. I know legroommusic.

He's even creepier in real life.

[Ritalin]

From what I've heard, the Aztec Calendar stops when Keithy is 19. The only way the world can be saved, is if Shelle poses for Playboy. Shelle... please save us all!!! We're counting on you!

No no, there is one other way: sacrifice Keithy.

[TooLowBrow]

Dear Shelle,
I am a guy who puts pictures of beautiful women in Playboy. Send me lots of pictures of yourself and put some up on this thread for everyone else. Then I will put your pictures in the magazine and give you tens of millions of dollars.
Thank you
-TooLowBrow
Head of the Editor in Chief's Boss of the Ceo of Playboy Magazine
(for real)

[patsopinion]

i cant fully endorse this without artsy sample pics

[Poochie]

Go for it Shelle! I would love to pose for them too..i wouldn't have the guts to try though, so i will live through you if I may :)

Would love to see a CUNT in playboy ;)

[Yerdaddy]

I've thought about doing some up-skirt stuff and I'd be willing to compare test shots.

[Dougie Brootal]

i dont know anything about playboy, but i got a camera...and a boat. ;)

[ShelleBink]

I'll work on some pics and post links somehow that are MB and JJ approved.

[sailor]

I'll work on some pics and post links somehow that are MB and JJ approved.

http://www.spazoutny.com/rage-media.jpg