lil chicklet
11-16-2001, 07:26 AM
Look at those punk bitches run now! they keep saying "We'll fight to the death!" but they keep saying it from 10 miles further back. I guess it's hard to fight when you're busy hualing ass, huh?
BREAKING NEWS from CNN.com
-- U.S. officials tell CNN there are credible reports that senior al Qaeda leader Mohammed Atef has been killed
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BREAKING NEWS from CNN.com
-- U.S. officials tell CNN there are credible reports that senior al Qaeda leader Mohammed Atef has been killed
Hookem Bookem & Crookem, LLC We get da' $$$
Not associated with a real company tax tag and title not included offer not valid in some states
leave $50 in room 291 for more details due to pending investigations
financial data cannot be disclosed all deposits non-refundable
This sig does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; @copy; Copyright (C) 2001 HBC; all rights reserved; this document is distribution copyrighted; further redistributions only allowed unedited and in its entirety by electronic transfer (anonymous FTP, Gopher, WWW and mail servers), storage media, and printed copy as long as this notice is included and no monetary fee is charged; sig subject to change without notice; text is slightly enlarged to show detail; resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and coincidental; all models are over 18 years of age; dry clean only; do not bend, fold, or mutilate; anchovies or jalapenos added to sig upon request; your mileage may vary; no substitutions are allowed; for a limited time only while supplies last; offer void where prohibited; humor is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities; not liable for damages due to use or misuse; equal opportunity employer; no shoes, no shirt, no sig; caveat emptor; read at your own risk; sig may contain material some readers find objectionable; parental advisory: explicit lyrics; keep away from pets and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; ask us about our guns-for-sig trade-in plan; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; sig was packed full, contents may have settled during mailing; sanitized and sealed for your protection; do not use if safety seal is broken; do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment; safety goggles may be required during use; call before you dig; use only with proper ventilation; for external use only; if a swelling, redness, rash, or irritation develops, discontinue use; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; keep away from open flames; avoid inhaling fumes or contact with mucous membranes; sig contents under pressure, may explode if incinerated; smoking this sig may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good sig; text is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were used to test the hilarity of this sig; no salt, MSG, preservatives, artificial color or flavor added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a comedian; sig is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet; must be 18 to enter; possible penalties for early withdrawal; one size fits all; sig is valid only at participating Internet sites; slightly higher west of the Rockies; allow four to six weeks for delivery; if defects are found, do not try to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized sig service center; please remain seated until the sig have come to a complete stop; sigs in the mirror may be closer than they appear; this disclaimer does not cover hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, and other Acts of God, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, unauthorized repair, improper installation, misuse, typos, misspelled words, missing or altered signatures, and incidents owing to computer or disk failure, accidental file deletions, or milk coming out of your nose due to laughing while drinking; other restrictions may apply. If something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on