Knife Question

[lleeder]

Today on the show Pitzy said he doesn't like jar or bottle ketchup cause it might have had a licked knife inside of it from the previous customer. When do people lick a knife? When I eat I cut with a knife and usually pick things up with my fork. Sometimes the knife comes into contact with the knife but not often. Most times the two don't hit together. I never ever actually lick the knife. I think most knives have less germs on them then forks or spoons. Do you ever put your knife near your mouth?

[cupcakelove]

No. Also, I do not use the knife to get the ketchup out of the bottle.

[reillyluck]

i dont do it, but ive seen people do this. they take the knife and dip it into the ketchup to try to get it out, smear it on their bread, lick the knife and dip it back in. Its phucking gross!

[prothunderball]

I never lick a knife in a restaurant. I do however lick the knife if I'm making a sandwich, or things of that nature, at home. There is always some residual peanut butter on the knife that shouldn't go to waste.

[Hottub]

The knife is for cutting the chorizzo. Period.

If you are putting ketchup on it, I will hunt you down and kill you.
We have a few long-handle Chimichurri spoons.
Use that for anything else, and die!

[Devo37]

I'll lick a knife, but i never stick a knife into a ketchup bottle, and i definitely don't lick a knife and then stick it in a ketchup bottle. once your lips touch a utensil, it's for use on your food only (nothing shared).

[Death Metal Moe]

Just want to chime in and agree with everyone so far.

I would never stick a knife in anything communal after I used it on my food and ESPECIALLY put it in my mouth.

Anyway, if you want ketchup, you strike the side of the neck while it's upside down. It's worked for me for years now, try it.

[FUNKMAN]

i always lick the knife at a restaurant or home. who wants to lay a dirty knife down on a napkin or table...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

When i was younger used to lick the Peanut Butter off the Knife, One Smack to the Head Later, No Knife Licking for me

:king:

[FUNKMAN]

When i was younger used to lick the Peanut Butter off the Knife, One Smack to the Head Later, No Knife Licking for me

:king:

i heard huskies like licking peanut butter off the knife

[Devo37]

easiest way to get the ketchup flowing: close the bottle and give it a vigorous end-over-end shake.

sadly, tapping the bottom of the bottle or tapping on the 57 has left me many a stained shirt in the past.

[reeshy]

The only time I use a knife is when I put it to my throat!!!!!!!

[harrymarkandjohn]

Dave looks like he uses ketchup for shampoo.

[Death Metal Moe]

Dave looks like he uses ketchup for shampoo.

I like this group's 1st post.

Good job guys.

[Arch Stanton]

When i was younger used to lick the Peanut Butter off the Knife, One Smack to the Head Later, No Knife Licking for me

:king:

That explains a few things.....:smile:

[Arch Stanton]

I like this group's 1st post.

Good job guys.

Hahaaha!!!


BTW, Harrymarkandjohn, Welcome and enjoy!!!

[J.Clints]

When i was younger used to lick the Peanut Butter off the Knife, One Smack to the Head Later, No Knife Licking for me

:king:
Did you get smacked with a Penis? your dads?
Just wondering!

[Fat_Sunny]

This Thread Will Be More Entertaining When AgnosticJihad Re-Does It On Thursday.

[Hottub]

Did you get smacked with a Penis? your dads?
Just wondering!


Just a head's up, Clint.
If someone throws a hanging curve, sometimes it is OK to take.

[J.Clints]

Just a head's up, Clint.
If someone throws a hanging curve, sometimes it is OK to take.

I don't care if the count is 3-0 and the coach told me to take if I get a Hanging curve its gone.

[feralBoy]

I bought a hand made damascus steel knife from this guy whose family has been making knives for atleast a hundred years. And he told me, a good way to clean a knife is by licking it. He said the oils or whatever is in the saliva keeps the knife in good condition.

I thought that was crazy, but I figured I would pass that info along.

[J.Clints]

I bought a hand made damascus steel knife from this guy whose family has been making knives for atleast a hundred years. And he told me, a good way to clean a knife is by licking it. He said the oils or whatever is in the saliva keeps the knife in good condition.

I thought that was crazy, but I figured I would pass that info along.

Thats what I tell my wife about parts of me also.

[Hottub]

Thats what I tell my wife about parts of me also.


It's hit hard. Deep to left-center. It's going....

[patsopinion]

This Thread Will Be More Entertaining When AgnosticJihad Re-Does It On Thursday.

ill wait and post my good material there

[J.Clints]

It's hard. Deep . ....

:clap:

[Hottub]

Now I'm laughing my ass off.
Clint gets it. It's official!!

[J.Clints]

Clint gets it. !

sometime in the ass rough.

[Bossanova]

sometime in the ass rough.

Sometimes?

[J.Clints]

sometime in the ass rough.

Sometimes?

SHHHHH Not everyone needs to know. And sometime your not hard enough to be rough.

[weekapaugjz]

sometime in the ass rough.

Sometimes?

SHHHHH Not everyone needs to know. And sometime your not hard enough to be rough.

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[J.Clints]

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Week I know I said you were my one and only......I am sorry.
That was not bleach on my breath..........Sorry.

[Bossanova]

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HAHAHAHA. SSHHHH, Smails might be lurking

[Death Metal Moe]

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I think we have a winner in the New Logo contest!

[J.Clints]

I think we have a winner in the New Logo contest!

There will never be a winner it was all a hoax.