gotta give 1 up

[Drunky McBetidont]

ok, here is the scenario: you must sacrifice one of the following pairs of body parts in order for everyone you have ever cared about to live another day...:glurps:

[Don Stugots]

the pinky toe

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Probably an Ear, I can still hear out of one ear

:king:

[torker]

My nipples.

[AngelAmy]

definately an ear

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S Would Gladly Give Up An Ovary.

[BoondockSaint]

There's not a chance in hell I would allow that Reilly.

[Death Metal Moe]

gotta give 1 up

http://www.cartoonsforgrownups.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/handbanana.jpg

"Mmmm, yea. Back that ass up."

[Death Metal Moe]

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[Death Metal Moe]

breast (female only)

Have you seen the men on this website? That one goes for both.

[J.Clints]

Pimb

[weekapaugjz]

i vote kidney. don't people give them up all the time for donorship? plus you wouldn't look like a freak with all the missing limbs, ear, or eye.

[Death Metal Moe]

I voted for one of my nuts.

All the other choices would really change my life, but I can still squirt one out with just one nut. Maybe a lower sperm count, but who gives a fuck? In this day and age if I was REALLY hard up to have a kid I could just have my sperm stuck in my partner's egg in an lab or have a lot of fun tryin' the old fashioned way.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Have you seen the men on this website? That one goes for both.

correct, but then the men are half way to getting the other man boob chopped off in some tiajuana plastic surgery drive thru. i think it is a sacrifice for a woman but for a fat titty-type-dude to lose a boob is a bonus.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i vote kidney. don't people give them up all the time for donorship? plus you wouldn't look like a freak with all the missing limbs, ear, or eye.

that freak one-eyed-bastard from lost is the sexiest man alive according to people magazine... just saying.

[cupcakelove]

An ear, I'm sure you could get an artificial one that would work just as well as the old one.

[torker]

F_S Would Gladly Give Up An Ovary.

I want to eat said ovary.

[weekapaugjz]

that freak one-eyed-bastard from lost is the sexiest man alive according to people magazine... just saying.

if you take what people magazine says to heart, then you sir, have lost your mind.

[patsopinion]

I voted for one of my nuts.

All the other choices would really change my life, but I can still squirt one out with just one nut. Maybe a lower sperm count, but who gives a fuck? In this day and age if I was REALLY hard up to have a kid I could just have my sperm stuck in my partner's egg in an lab or have a lot of fun tryin' the old fashioned way.

Have you seen the men on this website? That one goes for both.

the ball offage would affect testosterone production and then inflate man boobs


the ear is the best option
still hear most of the time
least affected

[lleeder]

http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0011/4655/brand.gif

Exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title. :thumbup:

[SatCam]

the nut is gone without a second thought

[sailor]

kidney just beat out ear. honestly i can't believe i considered ear, thinking back on it.

[ralphbxny]

I say Kidney...I need to eat better and this would make me.

[Death Metal Moe]

the ball offage would affect testosterone production and then inflate man boobs




Just because you decrease testosterone you gain womanly features? I thought you'd have to have an increase in estrogen or some other female hormone. I just figured you might start watching reruns of Sex and the City at the very most.

[MadMatt]

Apparently, I am the only one who would give up an eye (so far).

Face it, chicks dig eye patches. Why do you think there were so many Pirates?

Depth perception is overrated anyway.

[hurlmon]

the ball offage would affect testosterone production and then inflate man boobs

Just because you decrease testosterone you gain womanly features? I thought you'd have to have an increase in estrogen or some other female hormone. I just figured you might start watching reruns of Sex and the City at the very most.

I only have one nut and my man boobs are the same size as before "righty" was removed, and I still hate Sex in the City, along with horse face.
And I had a kid the old fashion fun way.

[ChimneyFish]

I was definitely going to go with kidney,
Then I figured I'll just get rid of one of my acorns.
Not only do I hate children, but I'd be helping to prevent my demon seed to cause any damage to the world.