Would humans look better without ears?

[DolaMight]

I was watching something the other day and this chick had huge ears, she woulda been hot but that ruined it for her. Then I got to thinking that I have never seen any ears that I would label as "nice". Big, small, fat, skinny, all hideous, even yours. Especially yours.

I'm proposing that humans would look better without ears. I know it would look weird if one person didn't have em but imagine if no-one had ears, it would be normal, just a little tiny hole for all that hearing stuff.

I'm anti-ears. are you with me?

[lleeder]

Guys Without Ears would be a great band name.

[SinA]

they'd look better but hear worse

[cougarjake13]

i need pics

[DolaMight]

If someone want to photoshop it feel free, I couldn't get no good ones from google images.

I was goin on the use your imagination tip.

[FUNKMAN]

it would probably look eerie

[DolaMight]

they'd look better but hear worse

actually if you press your ears in you can hear pretty much the same. I'm hearin don stugots just fine right now, just wish I didn't have these stupid cartilage flaps.

[cougarjake13]

If someone want to photoshop it feel free, I couldn't get no good ones from google images.

I was goin on the use your imagination tip.

yeh i tried that too and it didnt work

[hunnerbun]

As a hairstylist I agree with the no ears thing. Its a pain in the ass to cut around them or try and camouflage them if they are huge and stick out...they just wreck a perfectly good haircut if you ask me! If not no ears, then at least make them removeable!

[FUNKMAN]

everyone would at least be able to paint twice as good...

[cupcakelove]

It just sounds creepy to me.

[sailor]

PiMB

[Marc with a c]

http://www.wt-group.com/stpics/Paris/VanGogh_VanGogh.jpg

i think so

[Skellington]

How the hell would sunglasses stay on? Sorry, but i'm not into the headstrap. ears are useful to keep a pencil on and sunglasses and glasses for that matter.......and....decorate with a quadbillion earrings....... I can't hear out of my left ear, but i like having it there still.

There's surgery for people with dumbo ears.

ears = yes.

[Tall_James]

Mr. Blonde says yes.

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/07/madsenslice.jpg

[Fez4PrezN2008]

It would be a little too much like this...
http://a2.vox.com/6a00b8ea0675b8dece00c11413063ac408-pi

[drjoek]

I don't get it,we're not alowed to have an opinion about issues like whether ESD gets too much mike time without being bombarded with cat pictures. But we can have thought provoking thread about : Would humans look better without ears?
:wallbash:

[DonInNC]

As it is now, small ears okay but big ears aren't. Through extrapolation, we can then conclude that no ears would be the most attractive. Plus you'd be more aerodynamic. If we phased them out over the course a year, nobody would notice.

[A.J.]

Possibly.

http://www.mythfolklore.net/mywiki/images/spock.jpg

[Reynolds]

actually if you press your ears in you can hear pretty much the same. I'm hearin don stugots just fine right now, just wish I didn't have these stupid cartilage flaps.

My ears don't press in, I feel different now.

[Chip196]

it would probably look eerie

Awesome Line!!!
:clap:

[torker]

I don't wanna live in your Loebless world.
http://s.yottamusic.com/i/antS.3w8A

[DolaMight]

As it is now, small ears okay but big ears aren't. Through extrapolation, we can then conclude that no ears would be the most attractive. Plus you'd be more aerodynamic. If we phased them out over the course a year, nobody would notice.

The earodynamics would be nice, faster speedwalking without actually running. I like it.

But it looks as though the people have spoken and we will all continue to live ignorantly in this world where freakish anatomy goes unquestioned.

It seems that if the next human evolutionary change was the need of a second asshole in the middle of the forehead, humans would come to think of that as attractive too. It would look weird without it.

Thanks everyone, just wanted to know.

[FUNKMAN]

helen keller wouldn't mind...

[DonInNC]

It seems that if the next human evolutionary change was the need of a second asshole in the middle of the forehead,

I can hear it now - "Don't think so hard, you'll get hemorroids."

[Jujubees2]

I think my ears look good, thank you very much.

http://www.idefabrikken.dk/fotos/BIG-EARS.jpg

[A.J.]

Ask Joey Zaza or Evander Holyfield.

[FUNKMAN]

for some reason the new phrase wouldn't have a good ring to it

" i'm all listening holes "

see what I'm sayin, doesn't flow?

[super turbo death shark]

they would look like horrible horrible freaks