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J.Clints
05-20-2007, 06:08 AM
FREEDOM OF SPEECH VS. BLACKJACK MYTH OR IN DEFENSE OF O&A

From the book "Blackjack Bluebook II" by Fred Renzey:

"Most serious blackjack players object to the order of the cards being changed only when things are going well. And if they're losing, then they in fact want to change the cards around so as to break the dealer's "hot streak". This suggests that if you're winning, then the following cards in the shoe are stacked in your favor, and shouldn't be tampered with. But in reality, all it means is that the previous cards in the shoe were stacked in your favor.

An enlightening study on just this kind of "streakiness" was reported on in Stanford Wong's highly recommended book, Professional Blackjack. In that experiment, 20 million computer hands were run, recording the win/lose results for the player immediately following two consecutive wins, two consecutive losses and every possible two hand combination of wins, losses and ties. The results?

VIRTUALLY NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANY OF THEM!

The player was no more likely to win his next hand just after having won two in a row, than immediately after losing two in a row. So then, what is there to be preserved in the order of the cards? In that regard, every next hand is a brand new ball game."
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John here.

In the case of Opie and Anthony, and yes, even Don Imus, they were hired and respected for their ability to stare the dealer in the eye and hit on their 16 against an ace. When they drew a five, they were revered for their gambling acumen. But when they busted, as anyone in the ongoing gamble of speaking freely (now semantically different than "free speech") does from time to time, they were asked to hand in their player's cards and escorted to their vehicles.

I believe that free speech protects not what has already been spoken, but what has yet to be said. Sure, once a sentence is constructed, the words can be determined to be either winning or losing, as are the cards in the discard pile. Except instead of obeying a static, rule, society is left to sift through the played cards and argue what should beat the dealer, when we should have hit and stood, and just what the hell we were doing that night in Vegas in the first place.

It seems to me that in this gamble, we should change either the odds or the payout.

TheMojoPin
05-20-2007, 06:17 AM
That's clearly cocaine babble.

docgoblin
05-20-2007, 06:21 AM
I've read this thing 6 times and I still don't have a clue as to what he's talking about. Did O&A bust at the blackjack table in Vegas with their XM contract on the line?

IMSlacker
05-20-2007, 06:45 AM
I've read this thing 6 times and I still don't have a clue as to what he's talking about. Did O&A bust at the blackjack table in Vegas with their XM contract on the line?

Sort of, he's saying they hit on 16 and busted. Then XM showed them the door instead of just dealing them another hand.

I think Mojo's right though, cocaine babble.

DarkHippie
05-20-2007, 08:00 AM
Is he secretly James Joyce?

lleeder
05-20-2007, 08:05 AM
He's saying his next single is a cover of Kenny Rogers The Gambler.

torker
05-20-2007, 01:55 PM
Is he that dancing bear guy?

lleeder
05-20-2007, 01:58 PM
Is he that dancing bear guy?

No thats Steve C.

BoondockSaint
05-20-2007, 02:02 PM
Looks like Jesica Simpson rubbed some dumb onto him.

midwestjeff
05-20-2007, 02:03 PM
Looks like Jesica Simpson rubbed some dumb onto him.

HEEERRREEE COOOMMMEESSS line of the day. line of the day.:clap: :clap: :clap:

SinA
05-20-2007, 02:04 PM
1. i think his point is right on
2. his brain has gone haywire after trying to convince himself that jessica simpson was more than a pair of tits for so long
3.http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/js08.jpg

J.Clints
05-20-2007, 02:07 PM
1. i think his point is right on
2. his brain has gone haywire after trying to convince himself that jessica simpson was more than a pair of tits for so long
3.http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/js08.jpg

wow she is hott

docgoblin
05-20-2007, 02:25 PM
wow she is hott

Yeah, but look at that vacant stare in those gorgeous eyes.

midwestjeff
05-20-2007, 02:27 PM
she looks like a retarded Barbie doll.

lleeder
05-20-2007, 03:05 PM
Yeah, but look at that vacant stare in those gorgeous eyes.

Vacant or cock hungry?

reillyluck
05-20-2007, 03:06 PM
http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/js08.jpg

i had no idea Jessica Simpson was Puerto Rican!

Bossanova
05-20-2007, 03:38 PM
i had no idea Jessica Simpson was Puerto Rican!

:lol: LOTD


:smoke: Heres to you

torker
05-20-2007, 03:47 PM
Vacant or cock hungry

What is lleeder's anus?

Don Stugots
05-20-2007, 04:00 PM
i had no idea Jessica Simpson was Puerto Rican!

she could be Amish and I would still smell her butt.

lleeder
05-20-2007, 04:01 PM
What is lleeder's anus?

A place for torker to lick.

torker
05-20-2007, 04:05 PM
A place for torker to lick.

You had me at french manicure.

Mangoat
05-20-2007, 04:20 PM
He broke up with his girl ( http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2301 ) so he can be a little reta^H^H^H^H mental for a bit IMHO.

SatCam
05-20-2007, 06:08 PM
Looks like Jesica Simpson rubbed some dumb onto him.

I'd let her rub some dumb onto me

J.Clints
05-20-2007, 06:09 PM
I'd let her rub some dumb onto me

:clap: