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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-15-2001, 05:05 PM
Every day, twice a day, I scoop cat poop. That's really awful. I also really hate having to make my lunch (after I wash my hands, of course!). I make the *lamest* lunches-- raw veggies, cottage cheese, an apple. (Hey, I'm a chick!) What's the one "chore" you hate doing?


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IkeaBoy
11-15-2001, 05:09 PM
two words: sponge bath.

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IrishAlkey
11-15-2001, 05:22 PM
My dog sometimes when I'm out feels the need to "relieve" himself in my living room. Cleaning that up and having sex are my two least favorite chores. ;)

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Sunrisa
11-15-2001, 05:27 PM
cat poo


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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stand united.

Jennitalia
11-15-2001, 05:31 PM
cat poopie and washing dishes





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I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!"

Fallon
11-15-2001, 06:14 PM
My dog throws up all the f'n time.

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WALRUS
11-15-2001, 06:35 PM
cleaning my room

I am the walrus koo koo ka choo
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Tazz1376
11-15-2001, 06:42 PM
Mowing the lawn and cleaning up dog crap.

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Thanks To WWFallon

Sheeplovr
11-15-2001, 06:52 PM
Moping blood



number 333 its the way to be
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Ryan the PC Guru
11-15-2001, 07:04 PM
How about driving your 72 year old grandmother to upstate new york. Also if you go 1 or 2 mph above the speed limit she starts to freaking out on you saying your speeding. Its a big pain and i have to do it in 3 weeks :(

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TheGameHHH
11-15-2001, 09:05 PM
Since I am not yet finicially independent and I go to college, I would have to say the biggest chore here is writing papers. I know the answer is lame, but it's all I can think of. Cleaning the fish tank also sucks major ass.

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deckert
11-15-2001, 11:02 PM
shoveling snow

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F1Gm3nT
11-16-2001, 07:05 AM
I think cleaning up dee toilet would be a bad one. never done it. walking the dog out in a blizzerd SUCKS LIKE A MOFO THO.

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nellie
11-16-2001, 10:55 AM
any chore is bad :)

see ya, diane

sketchy
11-16-2001, 10:58 AM
listening to the end of don and mike waiting for o & a to come on.

sketchy

Sheeplovr
11-16-2001, 03:14 PM
oh come on
thats the best part of don and mike

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RF Godfather
11-17-2001, 02:38 AM
waking up.

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Marc with a c
11-17-2001, 09:39 PM
my worst chore is scooping up joe poo.

"i swallowed seeds of arrogance... a thousand fools who fight irrelevance."
EV

Gvac
12-29-2008, 04:33 PM
It's not a daily or weekly chore, but I absolutely despise painting. I would rather scrub my shower and toilet, wash a stack of dishes, vacuum and mop the floors, and do 6 loads of laundry before I paint one small room.

I find it so annoying and boring that I can't understand how some people actually enjoy it. A buddy of mine loves it, and said he'd paint my place for a steak dinner and some beers.

Best deal I ever made.

mikeyboy
12-29-2008, 04:35 PM
my worst chore is scooping up joe poo.

"i swallowed seeds of arrogance... a thousand fools who fight irrelevance."
EV

Wow. A 2001 Marc with a C post. I didn't even think those really existed.

Gvac
12-29-2008, 04:36 PM
Wow. A 2001 Marc with a C post. I didn't even think those really existed.

Back when he was evedder.

What a stupid name.

mikeyboy
12-29-2008, 04:38 PM
Back when he was evedder.

What a stupid name.

Look. He even had an Eddie Vedder quote as his sig. How adorable.

Marc with a c
12-29-2008, 04:38 PM
killing myself will be quite a chore.

Hottub
12-29-2008, 04:38 PM
He really hasn't progressed that much.

Hack.

Gvac
12-29-2008, 04:39 PM
my worst chore is scooping up joe poo.

"i swallowed seeds of arrogance... a thousand fools who fight irrelevance."
EV

Huh?

Hottub
12-29-2008, 04:40 PM
Ediie Vedder.:thumbdown:

Marc with a c
12-29-2008, 04:41 PM
fuck my butt

"jeremy spoke in class today"
ev

Gvac
12-29-2008, 04:42 PM
fuck my butt

"jeremy spoke in class today"
ev

What?

Hottub
12-29-2008, 04:42 PM
Hoo hoo hoo hoo.

Devo37
12-29-2008, 04:46 PM
Freeho, roma dama polo maba concrete, eeehhh!

mikeyboy
12-29-2008, 04:49 PM
While you were sittin' home alone at age thirteen
Your real daddy was dyin', sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked...

barjockey
12-29-2008, 04:58 PM
Picking up dog crap. Especially in august.

Hottub
12-29-2008, 05:03 PM
Picking up dog crap. Especially in august.

After a heavy rain.



I don't mind stealing bread from the mouth of decadense.

lleeder
12-29-2008, 05:06 PM
Hippo having to clean his own ass. No one should endure such hardships.

RoseBlood
12-29-2008, 05:08 PM
washing windows..



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IamFogHat
12-29-2008, 05:23 PM
I hated household chores growing up but as I got older they became just sort of a part of the flow of a normal day. But what I still fucking hate is outdoor work (leaves, mulching, trimming etc.), which is more monotonous and annoying than all indoor work and takes fucking hours. Fuck outdoor work.

Marc with a c
12-29-2008, 05:25 PM
wow. i'm awful

"it's like he lost his invitation to the party on earth"
ev

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
12-29-2008, 05:38 PM
My dog throws up all the f'n time.

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Put him down. It's just a dog.

Problem solved.

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
12-29-2008, 05:40 PM
I hate having to...................

Take a walk with Fezzie on Thanksgiving Day.

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ToiletCrusher
12-29-2008, 05:41 PM
I dislike bathing but do it because its socially expected.

~Katja~
12-29-2008, 05:41 PM
It's not a daily or weekly chore, but I absolutely despise painting. I would rather scrub my shower and toilet, wash a stack of dishes, vacuum and mop the floors, and do 6 loads of laundry before I paint one small room.

I find it so annoying and boring that I can't understand how some people actually enjoy it. A buddy of mine loves it, and said he'd paint my place for a steak dinner and some beers.

Best deal I ever made.

I paint your entire place if you scrub my showers and toilets, wash a stack of dishes, vacuum and mop the floors, and do 6 loads of laundry

Devo37
12-29-2008, 06:07 PM
dishes. it never ends!!! and i don't want to be a loser eating off paper plates, or worse, standing over the sink eating out of a pot so you don't even use plates.

Hottub
12-29-2008, 06:11 PM
Cleaning the Guinea pig cages.
Goddam shit machines. I should just grill them and be done.



Chloe don't know better. Chloe's just like me.

AW

Gvac
12-29-2008, 06:21 PM
I paint your entire place if you scrub my showers and toilets, wash a stack of dishes, vacuum and mop the floors, and do 6 loads of laundry

Deal!

We should do a "Trading Spaces" thing.

FUNKMAN
12-29-2008, 06:50 PM
cleaning the bathroom. tiled shower walls, toilet inside and out, mirrors, sinks, vacuum, mop. then you shave, brush your teeth, take a leak, and it feels dirty again...

IamFogHat
12-29-2008, 07:04 PM
cleaning the bathroom. tiled shower walls, toilet inside and out, mirrors, sinks, vacuum, mop. then you shave, brush your teeth, take a leak, and it feels dirty again...

Was you beautiful holiday lights sig pic in effect this year, sir? I didn't see it, so just wondering.

Slumbag
12-29-2008, 07:08 PM
dishes. it never ends!!! and i don't want to be a loser eating off paper plates, or worse, standing over the sink eating out of a pot so you don't even use plates.



Dude. I'm so fucking there.
When I was like 17 and 18, living on my own for the first time, I used to just throw all my dishes and silverware out and buy new ones. At least once a month.

Now that I'm older, I do them a lot more. It sucks ass, but it beats having to dring out of a faucet like an animal.

Coach
12-29-2008, 07:11 PM
Any form of poo that is diahrehha, especially when it is still warm and of the soupy variety.
You put paper towel on it, and you think you can get it all with one swipe, then just as you get it to the garbage a trough forms in the towel, and it runs down your fore arm.
That and changing lightbulbs.

Devo37
12-29-2008, 07:24 PM
Dude. I'm so fucking there.
When I was like 17 and 18, living on my own for the first time, I used to just throw all my dishes and silverware out and buy new ones. At least once a month.

Now that I'm older, I do them a lot more. It sucks ass, but it beats having to dring out of a faucet like an animal.

i hate doing dishes so much, i bought a 'portable' dish washer for my apartment.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/dishwasher.jpg

i still have to deal with pots and pans, but it's a great appliance. less than $200 at target.com.

of course, i'm still lazy, so i end up throwing a few days worth of dishes in the sink, instead of loading them in the dishwasher, but there's not much that can be done about that...

mikeyboy
12-29-2008, 07:29 PM
Dude. I'm so fucking there.
When I was like 17 and 18, living on my own for the first time, I used to just throw all my dishes and silverware out and buy new ones. At least once a month.

Now that I'm older, I do them a lot more. It sucks ass, but it beats having to dring out of a faucet like an animal.

If I could get by doing only one chore for the rest of my life, it would be dishes. Dishes and I have a zen-like thing going on. It's easy to do, and you can spend the time thinking about other things or just veg. You can also zone out and listen to music, watch TV, etc. while you're doing it.

drusilla
12-30-2008, 12:17 AM
It's not a daily or weekly chore, but I absolutely despise painting. I would rather scrub my shower and toilet, wash a stack of dishes, vacuum and mop the floors, and do 6 loads of laundry before I paint one small room.

I find it so annoying and boring that I can't understand how some people actually enjoy it. A buddy of mine loves it, and said he'd paint my place for a steak dinner and some beers.

Best deal I ever made.

i love house painting. i think i need to pick that up as my new career since i can't find shit up here. it really relaxes me. i love picking out colors & i could spend all day concentrating on cleaning up the trim with a tiny tiny paintbrush.

i love to spackle too. i really have no idea where this came form. but i love it.

PapaBear
12-30-2008, 12:24 AM
To me, painting is almost a party situation. Unless it's too big of job, or the outside of a house, though. I also love patching holes with spackle. Another one I love is replacing window panes. There's something soothing about glazing them just right.

As for a chore that I HATE, it's mopping. I can deal with doing a wet mop job on a large area, but I can't stand mopping my floors at home. I also hate cleaning mildew in showers.

sr71blackbird
12-30-2008, 01:29 AM
Cleaning out the fish tanks

Mafialife Chris
12-30-2008, 01:33 AM
I would have to guess that doing the dishes is top on the average hate list!

And my 1st.

A.J.
12-30-2008, 04:13 AM
Cleaning my bathroom.

I need to be like Gvac and hire a maid.

Ritalin
12-30-2008, 04:47 AM
Balancing checkbook/paying bills/tracking investments-401k, insurance.

I just hate doing the paperworky shit.

drusilla
12-30-2008, 10:56 AM
i think i hate folding & putting away laundry. i don't mind doing laundry, it's trying to find places to put all my clothes that makes me the craziest.

same thing for doing the dishes. i don't mind washing them, but putting them away annoys me.