My balls ache

[Judge Smails]

. . . whenever I put my laptop on my lap

It's like a dull, constant ache. Hey, it's called a laptop for a reason, right? You should be able to put it on your lap without any issues, I would think.

Does anyone else have this problem? Is this a common issue? Am I irradiating my yam bag, or is the pain all in my head (so to speak)?

[johnniewalker]

Testicular cancer

Symptoms of testicular cancer
-a dull ache in the groin or lower abdomen

Not good man...

[J.Clints]

I keep the laptop on my leg and my leg hurts all the time

[FUNKMAN]

tuck e'm

[J.Clints]

tuck e'm

:lol:

[Fat_Sunny]

Judge Smails, You Picked The Wrong Gladys Kravitz For Your Avatar! The One That You Remind F_S Of Is The Original, Alice Pearce. In Fat's Mind, She Is The One And Only Gladys Kravitz, And You Have Chosen The Picture Of The Imposter!

Your Neighbors Will Certainly Understand Where Fat Is Coming From On This.


http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/a3/BewitchedGeorgeTobiasandAlicePearce.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

When you put your laptop on your lap, it usually blocks exhaust fans on the bottom surface. Its supposed to sit on those little feet so air can flow.

I don't know why your balls only ache when you put your laptop on your lap, but at the very least you're gonna get an area of your lap burning hot and possibly make your laptop shut down to avoid overheating.

[Judge Smails]

Judge Smails, You Picked The Wrong Gladys Kravitz For Your Avatar! The One That You Remind F_S Of Is The Original, Alice Pearce. In Fat's Mind, She Is The One And Only Gladys Kravitz, And You Have Chosen The Picture Of The Imposter!

Your Neighbors Will Certainly Understand Where Fat Is Coming From On This.





It's OK. I'm going to let F_S in on a little known fact: I'm not the original Judge Smails.

[Midkiff]

When you put your laptop on your lap, it usually blocks exhaust fans on the bottom surface.

And be sure not to pee or jizz into those exhaust fans. You'd hate to learn that the hard way.

[jennysmurf]

Have you tried a vigorous ball massage?

[JPMNICK]

it is prolly from keeping your legs closer together than you normally would sitting, since you are trying to hold the laptop on both of them. your balls are just getting squished

[Death Metal Moe]

it is prolly from keeping your legs closer together than you normally would sitting, since you are trying to hold the laptop on both of them. your balls are just getting squished

Was this whole thread just a fucking excuse for you to brag about the size of your balls?

[JPMNICK]

Was this whole thread just a fucking excuse for you to brag about the size of your balls?

that's the only reason i have not locked it yet

[Don Stugots]

well your phace is killing me.

[FUNKMAN]

My Balls Ache

Don't tell my ballz, my achy breaky ballz,
I just don't think they'd understand.
'Cause if you tell my ballz, my achy breaky ballz,
They might blow up and kill this man.

[Judge Smails]

Was this whole thread just a fucking excuse for you to brag about the size of your balls?

Shit! You're on to ME! (http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/01/so_wrong_yet_a_mustsee/b486fdrb.jpg) (NSFW)

[FUNKMAN]

My Balls Ache

There's gonna be a ballsache tonight,
a ballsache tonight, I know.
There's gonna be a ballsache tonight, I know.
Lord, I know

is it getting funny yet? got some Def Lepard coming up

[Midkiff]

Shit! You're on to ME! (http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/01/so_wrong_yet_a_mustsee/b486fdrb.jpg) (NSFW)

fugging disgusting

[IMSlacker]

is it getting funny yet? got some Def Lepard coming up

Started off strong, but it's starting to taper off. I have high hopes for "Bringin' on the Ballache" though.

[sailor]

You're a ball-acher, dreammaker,
love-taker, don't you mess around with me
You're a ball-acher, dreammaker,
love-taker, don't you mess around, no no no !

[FUNKMAN]

Started off strong, but it's starting to taper off. I have high hopes for "Bringin' on the Ballache" though.

:smile:

Don't go breaking my balls
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get restless
Baby you're not that kind

Don't go breaking my balls
You take the weight off me
Honey when you knocked on my door
I gave you my key


a little gay i know, what are you gonna do? some jokes are diamonds, some jokes are stones

[sailor]

Don't it make my ball sack
Don't it make my ball sack
Don't it make my ball sack ache

[IMSlacker]

Hello ballache
I should have known you'd come my way

[IMSlacker]

Got me so down, I got me a ballache
My balls are crammed in my cranium and they still know how to pound

[FUNKMAN]

Deck the Balls with Boughs of Holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

[MrPink]

You just got blue balls, the laptop has nothing to do with it.