Classic TV Characters: Who do you think was Gay?

[The Blowhard]

Looking back, it's obvious that some of the old shows did indeed have homosexual overtones when it came to relationships. For example:
The Skipper and his "Little Buddy" Gilligan.
Bruce Wayne and his "ward", DICK Grayson.
The entire Cartwright family on "Bonanza", GAY!
Kate and Allie: Lesbians?
Adam 12: Kent McCord and Martin Milner: uniform freaks!
Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton: nah, skip that one! Any others? ;)

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[Dirtybird11]

Herman munster was a gay.
also sadly to say, arnold horshack (whore shack) he gave mr kotter wood man...
and gazoo from the flintstones.

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[deckert]

WHO'S THE BOSS. ... Jonathan Bower

Knight Rider. ...Kit

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[The Blowhard]

OK, Uncle Arthur on "Bewitched" is a given..what about Dr. Bombay?

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[IkeaBoy]

Three's Company: mr furley was gay. Jack's friend was bi.


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[RF Godfather]

Jack Tripper was and is gay.

The black haired chick, forgot the name right now has to be gay from Three's Company.

Mrs. Trumble from I Love Lucy.

The Beave!

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[F Wad]

laverne and shirley shared a bedroom
felix unger
lenny and swiggy never with women
fonzie went from wearing a powder blue cotton jacket to a brown leather jacket
the dude who played many characters on I love lucy mr maryweather
dr. zachery smith


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[Jennitalia]

Bugs Bunny. He liked to dress up as a woman and he ran around kissing Elmer and the gang

Also - Brainy, Hefty, Handy and Vanity Smurfs...wait, now that I think of it...all of the Smurfs were gay



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[radio junkie]

I always thought Gomer Pyle had gay tendencies.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Alex (Glen Scarpelli) on One Day at a Time.


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[IkeaBoy]

Freddy from Scooby Doo definitely a pole smoker

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[radio junkie]

Goober from The Andy Griffith Show, although Howard Sprage and Floyd the barber seemed more like kid touchers.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[reeshy]

I always had my suspicions abour Magnum PI. Yea, Yea, I know, he always had women chasing him around the island but he always wound up at the end of the show with Higgins and those other two losers. I really think that him and Higgins had a little domination thing going in the background!!!

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[Big Jim]

I definately have to agree with Uncle Arthur from Bewitched, also...Danny Pintauro's character from Whose the Boss, Jim J Bullock's character from Kate and Alley, Gilligan, CHIP from My Three Sons, the banker lady from Beverly Hillbillies was a lesbian, also the Speech Therapist from I LOVE LUCY who wrote the song about "Tippy tippy toeing through the garden"

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[IkeaBoy]

paraphrasing Dennis Miller regarding woman and sexuality in TV..."And Laverne, well she even had an L stitched to her sweater."

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[jamesdiggy]

Les Nessman from WKRP.
Gopher from the Love Boat.
And the other guy on The Fall Guy. He was way too fond of Lee Majors and never even glanced in Heather Thomas' direction.

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[The Blowhard]

I agree Alice, that Alex kid was a sissy.
What about Magilla Gorilla and Mr. Peebles? And all of those huge bananas? ;)

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[MightyMatt]

Everybody knows fred was a pimp, Scooby and Shaggy were Gay. Anyway Ralph Mouth from happy days was a fag, and for that matter so was the Fonze

AND THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT
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[Gvac]

Major Healy, Jeannie's master's friend = FLAMING! Dr. Bellows, also. And I have my doubts about that Major Nelson, too.



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[IkeaBoy]

shaggy wasn't gay, he was just too much into the green to care about the bitches. Fred though, look at his outfit. It spells gay. The most I'll give him is bi-swinger.

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[Jennitalia]

Jo from The Facts of Life.




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[girl germs]

i was just about to say jo from the facts of life. she always liked to butch it up a bit.



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[The Blowhard]

Peter Potamus and So So.
Richochet Rabbit and Droop Along.
The GoGo Gophers
Jonny Quest and Haji: ALL GAY!

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[Brooklyn Stroonze]

Gailen from the Planet of the Apes tv show (As if his name doesn't shout "Get your Balls Out!")

The cast from the White Shadow

Lady Elaine from Mr. Rodgers

The Indians and Capt. Palmiter from F Troop. (Why do you think the show is called F Troop)

Peter Potomus a fag?! No way, maybe SoSo, his tail was always up for easy access.

Next you'll tell me that Snagglepuss was a closet! Heavens to mergatroid even!;-)



L.A.M.F.

[CubanRage]

D.J. from Rossanne

Even though he portrayed a ladies man, it looked like Mr. Bentley from the Jefferson putted from the rough
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The Cuban Rage...y que?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Velma from Scooby Doo had to be a dyke.


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[Tall_James]

- Mr. Belvedere
- The 2nd Darren from
Bewitched
- Miss Hathaway from the
Beverly Hillbillies
- Dr. Smith from Lost in Space
- Natalie from Facts of Life
- The twins, Trevor and
Tracy, from Please Don't
Eat The Daisies
- Eb from Green Acres
- Gomer Pyle
- Sigmund the Sea Monster
- The boy on Small Wonder
- Anybody associated with
Two Close for Comfort
with the exception of Ted
Knight)

That's a partial list, I have secret files and depositions in my basement vaults that will blow the lid off Hollywood!


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[Tall_James]

Oh yeah, Charlie the Owl from The New Zoo Revue.

I'm serious about this one. This link will take you to an outtake from the show that reveals the truth about Charlie the Owl and Freddie the Frog.

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I am crapping you negative about this one.

Oh, and Herbie the Dentist was a flamer as well.

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[Doogie]

Ok, the father on Full House (Played by Bob Saget, which rhymes with Faggot). He lived in a house with three guys for Christ's sakes "Hows that for a topper??!!". Also they lived in San Fran for the love of God!! I mean that is homo mecca. I mean I think near the end of the series everyone was bi (All marrying and having kids), but the homo factor is still there. Also what about that one kid from Growing Pains "Boner". I mean the name says it all...pole smoker paradice.

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"get your balls out!!!"

[The Blowhard]

Joe Rockhead on "The Flinstones" had it going on with Arnold The Paperboy.
Huckleberry Hound is a fruit.
Vic Tayback, Mel from "Alice" always reminded me of a kid toucher.
Fonzie? Leather freak, closet case!

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[Big Jim]

I forgot two OBVIOUS ones...
Kevin Arnold and Paul Pfeiffer from WONDER YEARS. Paul never had a girlfriend and Winnie Cooper was just a cover up. Kev and Winnie never even had SEX in that barn on the final episode. GAY!!!!!

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[The Blowhard]

Jimmy Olsen, Perry White and Inspector Henderson: all gay.

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[Ralphy Ramone]

The railroad conductor and engineer from Pettycoat Junction.I heard they took it in the caboose!

[Ralphy Ramone]

Peppermint Patty."Chuck" was just a beard!

[The Blowhard]

Woody Woodpecker.

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[The Blowhard]

Tweety Bird: Male or female?

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[radio junkie]

What about the two mice, Pixie and Dixie. Male or female? Always together, and always being chased by Mr. Jinx. If anyone remembers Cluade Kirshner, he always had his hand up Clownie the puppet's ass. Also Wimpy from the Popeye cartoons. Ju Jitsu from Dick Tracey.

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[The Blowhard]

Butch and Woim from "The Little Rascals": totally gay!

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"Merry Christmas? Here's your Merry Christmas."

[The Blowhard]

Mr. Roper. I blame Mrs. Roper, she was hideous.

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"It takes good taste to appreciate bad taste."

[The Blowhard]

Huckleberry Hound and Woody Woodpecker, no doubt. Maybe Felix The Cat too.

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[sketchy]

wilber from mr. ed

skippy from family ties

kitt from knight rider

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[crow]

monroe from too close for comfort, every guy on full house

[Zipgun]

Jabberjaw, Bert and Ernie, Cagney and Lacey, everyone on Fame, Betty Thomas (hill street blues years), Paul Lynde (obviously)

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[Captain Rooster]

All 3 Dads from Full House

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[IkeaBoy]

Well 'woodpecker' of course he was a faggot.

Dr. Smith- Lost in space

Fred Mertz

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[The Blowhard]

Fred Mertz gay? IMPOSSIBLE!
He had Ethel..what a woman!

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[The Blowhard]

This was such a funny thread.
Was Sam Drucker a fruit?

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[Spoil-Sport]

Gilligan was stuck on a deserted tropical island with Ginger and Mary Ann and ran away every time they came on to him, but he wouldn't think twice about jumping into the Skipper's arms?????

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[SuperClerk]

-Skippy from Family Ties. I think he really wanted Alex instead of Mallory.

-Mr. Greenjeans


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[kc7586]

Freddy from Scooby Doo definitely a pole smoker
i would go with velma being a carpet muncher more than freddie being a pole smoker

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[The Chairman]

I always questioned the relationship between Shazam The Boy Wonder and his "Mentor."




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[ThePointer]

Let us not forget Chip and Dale. Living together, foraging together and both have the big tooth to stimulate. Walt Disney a Man ahead of his time!!!!

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

[high fly]

Colonel Klink.
Fred Mertz and Ricky Ricardo definitely were a couple. They were always trying to get away from the girls so they could "go to the fights".
Yeah, sure.
Ricky was "bi", but Fred was gay all the way. Ethel turned him into one.
Eddie Haskell. Does anyone doubt he touched the 'Beave?
I've had my suspicions about the Paul Lynde character on "Bewitched", but I don't know....
The space age certainly brought alternate lifestyles to the fore. Both astronauts on "I Dream Of Jeannie" were faigs, also both of the astronauts on "It's About Time"
Everyone on "Gilligan's Island was gay except Mrs. Howell.
Everyone on "F-Troop was gay except Janey.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Donnielimes]

OKAY !!! I may be captain obvious but FELIX and OSCAR!!! The odd couple?!?!! I never thought about the L on Lavernes shirt how sublte was that?? Mr.French from family affair,of course paul lynde on bewitched and Larry Hagman on I Dream of Jeannie, I mean a hot blonde love slave who's only desire is to do your bidding and you fight it?? TOTALLY GAY!

"Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story"

[golfcourseguy]

For real? Tony Randall, "Love Sidney".
Speculative? Fred Gwynne "Car 54 Where are You?"




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[Brooklyn Stroonze]

Captain Merrill Stubing....... GAY!!!!!!!

In an interview Gavin McCloud once said

" I'm not gay.............. I just like the way it feels." ; )

L.A.M.F.

[kc7586]

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[The Chairman]

No one mentioned the Purple Teletubbie.

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[Donnielimes]

HE_MAN was classic underground gay! All the men on Friends are gay. Jo on facts of life definitely gay!! still gay on the Lesbo channel Lifetime. both the guys on that show with 'BALKI' the shepard boy! any guy still living with his parents on TV GAY GAY! GAY!

"Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story"

[fezident]

Mr. Drummond.

Zan ( the boy Wondertwin)

Xena the Warrior Princess.

Adam Curry (from MTV)

Flo. ("Kiss my grits"....Lez!)

Templeton the Rat (Charlottes Web)

and
who was that Cat that said "Snarf" in a really nasal whiney tone? He was definitely G-A-Y! A homosexual cartoon Cat. Wow.





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[The Chairman]

Alice from The Brady Bunch. Anyone who looks like Kurt Warner's wife must be a dyke.

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[Disúgrunútled]

People mentioned Natalie and Jo from the facts of life but what about Cloris Leachman.
Beverly Ann Stickle


I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[sexy bastard]

chip n dale
tom and jerry
Jm j. Bullock on too close for comfort
and perfect strangers
cousin Larry and Balki Bartako...ahhh fucking balki

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the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[Shecky]

Jonathan Bauer from Who's the boss.

Dudley from Diff'rent strokes

Mr Belvedere

Alice from the Brady Bunch

Joe from the FACTS OF LIFE
You take the black, you take the white
You take the fat, you take the dyke
And whataya got
The Facts of life

There's a tough girl Joe whos beau she knows
With tendencies shes sure to see
The Facts of Life The Facts of Life

When the world never sees
SOMETHING SOMETHIN SOMETHING SOMETHING
And finally The Facts of Life
The Facts of Life are all about food
Foo hoo hoo hoo hooood
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[ToddEVF]

i would go with velma being a carpet muncher more than freddie being a pole smoker

Actually, i've come to the conclusion that Velma is Bi only because she was interested in both Freddy and Daphine, however Freddy is definately a cock smoker. He had they gay ascot and that sailor suit. definately a cock smoker.

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Mary Bradford ("Eight Is Enough")

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