Grossest Story Ever

[Furtherman]

Doctor finds spiders in ear of boy with earache (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/07/spiderboy.ap/index.html)

What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear -- "like Rice Krispies" -- ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear.





AAAAAAAH EEEWWWWW.

[feralBoy]

Whoa.....
I would totally flip out if that happened to me. I would never fully recover.

Didn't someone on this board write that they thought they had spiders in their ears? Eerie...Maybe ronfez.net is like that big box on Lost. When someone mentions something, we make it happen.

Didn't ronfez.net also kill someone a little while ago too?

This board is way too powerful.

[ScottFromGA]

I seen this on Robin & Company this morning, (I love Robin Meade..so hot).

these spiders were about the size of a pencil eraser.....and the kid had them in a little cup filled with water to preserve them and show people. There was two of them.


coolest part of the story is his dad....he looks just like a younger Sam Elliott.

SAM ELLIOTT ROCKS!!!

[Wallower]

When the Sam Elliot kid talked did all the ladies wet their pants? That's the true Sam Elliot test.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I see a sequel to Snakes on a Plane


Spiders on a Ear

Get These Motherphucking Spiders off of my Motherphucking ear

:king:

[Judge Smails]

I fucking knew it!! And they all laughed at me at the institute. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=56907&highlight=spider)

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I remember Ron telling a story about a friend who liked to get high and listen to music over his headphones. But what he didn't notice was that a cockroach was in the headphone. It crawled in to his head and started biting. He went to the hospital and they tried to pull it out, but the thing's head broke off still in his ear. The eardrum eventually grew over the head and it screwed up his equilibrium to this day.

[FUNKMAN]

YUCK! better than roaches though...

when i was around age 7 i had a friend Elizah who lived around the corner. One day I ring his bell and his sister answers the door. I asked if Elizah can come out and she replied

" no, Elizah got bit in the eye by a roach " no shit!

even as a kid I was like "roaches don't have any teeth" I don't know if was just an excuse or if it really happened...

[Wallower]

Didn't this kid learn anything in kindergarten? The spiders were in his ear to catch the fly. He was supposed to put a bird in there next to catch the spiders.

[torker]

What about the eggs? Did they get the eggs?
http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/images/thumbs/product_logo_by.gif

[FUNKMAN]

i had a tick stuck in my belly button once. got him out with tweezers and alot of pulling


and no I wasn't actually masturbating

[torker]

Never stick anything in your ear,
http://media.amw.com/multimedia/fileRepository/db/472/100/9107_tattoo_rtelbow.jpg
except your elbow.

[bigredd]

i had a tick stuck in my belly button once. got him out with tweezers and alot of pulling


and no I wasn't actually masturbating

No shit; my family has a farm I spent a good deal of time on as a kid. I've had ticks everywhere from my ears to my bag. Alcohol on a cotton ball will get them right off if I remember correctly.

[FUNKMAN]

No shit; my family has a farm I spent a good deal of time on as a kid. I've had ticks everywhere from my ears to my bag. Alcohol on a cotton ball will get them right off if I remember correctly.

thanks for the tip and wish I had known. this tick was pretty big and had each of his hooked legs dug in the skin. when i finally pulled him out he had a piece of skin in each hook. then it took a long time but i eventually was able to squeeze him and i remember the liquid that came out looked black with a hint of red

[mikeyboy]

A couple of times, as a kid, I had ticks embedded in my ears.

[cougarjake13]

YUCK! better than roaches though...

when i was around age 7 i had a friend Elizah who lived around the corner. One day I ring his bell and his sister answers the door. I asked if Elizah can come out and she replied

" no, Elizah got bit in the eye by a roach " no shit!

even as a kid I was like "roaches don't have any teeth" I don't know if was just an excuse or if it really happened...


the dont have teeth but they do have pinchers

[FUNKMAN]

the dont have teeth but they do have pinchers

http://www.keellings.com/graham/blog/images/head_crusher.jpg

[Hottub]

A couple of times, as a kid, I had ticks embedded in my ears.


fuckin' hayseeds.

[MrPink]

Great, another thing for me to worry about.

[badmonkey]

i had a tick stuck in my belly button once. got him out with tweezers and alot of pulling


and no I wasn't actually masturbating

http://www.flig.us/files/flig-Master_SiteTV276168.jpg
When you masturbate you release the GOO of EVIL!!!!

[Leticia]

Creepy! I wouldn't be able to sleep for days if this happened to me.. maybe longer!

[Leticia]

http://www.keellings.com/graham/blog/images/head_crusher.jpg

i crush you!!

[FUNKMAN]

i had crabs once

[Judge Smails]

i had crabs once

Truly, "The Itchiest Catch".

[torker]

i had crabs once
I said I was sorry.

[FUNKMAN]

I said I was sorry.

i don't believe you. the following week you gave me the clap

:nono:

[ScottFromGA]

i had a tick stuck in my belly button once. got him out with tweezers and alot of pulling


and no I wasn't actually masturbating

sure ya wasnt..........:tongue:

[ScottFromGA]

When the Sam Elliot kid talked did all the ladies wet their pants? That's the true Sam Elliot test.

well...the Dad looked like Sam Elliott.....

and no...the news-ertainment didn't cover that story.

[torker]

i don't believe you. the following week you gave me the clap

:nono:

http://www.leeric.lsu.edu/educat/lessons/erosion/clapping.gif
I once read about this guy who not only chewed his finger nails, but he pushed the nails deep into his gums. That's gross.

[FUNKMAN]

http://www.leeric.lsu.edu/educat/lessons/erosion/clapping.gif
I once read about this guy who not only chewed his finger nails, but he pushed the nails deep into his gums. That's gross.

fingernail flossing... it's all the rave in europe

[FUNKMAN]

you know i had ringworm once too when I was a kid although it's not really a worm at all...
it was like a scab ring on the back of my hand between my thumb and pointer finger. i remember my dad rubbing clorox on it for some reason and I screamed thinking it was gonna burn but i later realized it didn't and screamed for nothing...