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11-14-2001, 03:22 PM
JR: "Ladies and Gentleman, in front of a capacity crowd in the arena, I would like to welcome you to RFW!!!!!!!. With me as always is Paul Heyman."
PH: "That's right JR. As always, I am here to lead you through another event. Tonight on RFW, we expect to hear from Commissioner Washington, as well as Mr. Poch."
A huge pyro explosion interrupts Heyman, as Metallica's "Sad But True" blasts across the Arena.
PH: "What the hell is this?"
::Crowd looks on anxiously::
S.S Byrd walks out from beneath the RFW-Tron.
JR: "Who is that?"
PH: "How am I supposed to know? This isn't on my itinerary. I don't know who that is, but he is huge. I don't know if I have every seen anyone with that much muscle. There isn't an ounce of fat on that mans body."
JR: "And you would be the expert on muscular male bodies."
PH: "Well, I have been known to.. Wait, what the hell do you mean by that"
JR: "Never mind, Paul. This mystery man is about to speak."
Byrd: "Cut my music."
::Fans cheer mildly. They are awed by this new athlete::
Byrd: "My name is S.S. Byrd, and I intend to run wild on the RFW!!!!!!!"
JR: "S.S. Byrd?"
::Fans cheer::
Byrd: "Because you see, I have been sitting at home watching these so-called superstars bore the hell out of the audience on a weekly basis, and it makes me sick."
::Fans change to a mixed reaction::
Byrd: "Not one of these "Stars" can match the ability, the talent, or the charisma, of Yours Truly."
::Still a mixed reaction from the fans::
JR: "He is pretty full of himself for an unknown."
Byrd: "I am sure the audience is sick of watching the boring action too."
::Fans respond::
Byrd: ::Looks at the crowd:: "Will you idiots please shut up when I am talking?"
::Crowd erupts into boos::
Byrd: "Like I was saying, I have come to destroy everyone in my path on my way to the top of RFW. Commissioner Washington, stay out of my way. If the three greaseballs at the top of this organization try me, they will fall too."
::Crowd is booing loudly, and throwing trash::
Byrd: "Because past, present, and future. Yesterday, today and tomorrow. I am the greatest superstar ever to step into this squared circle, and you will never forget it. HIT MY MUSIC."
JR: "What a pompous ass. He has no prayer of going anywhere with that attitude."
PH: "S.S. Byrd is ready to make a HUGE impact on the RFW."
JR: "We will be right back."
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Thanks To WWFallon
PH: "That's right JR. As always, I am here to lead you through another event. Tonight on RFW, we expect to hear from Commissioner Washington, as well as Mr. Poch."
A huge pyro explosion interrupts Heyman, as Metallica's "Sad But True" blasts across the Arena.
PH: "What the hell is this?"
::Crowd looks on anxiously::
S.S Byrd walks out from beneath the RFW-Tron.
JR: "Who is that?"
PH: "How am I supposed to know? This isn't on my itinerary. I don't know who that is, but he is huge. I don't know if I have every seen anyone with that much muscle. There isn't an ounce of fat on that mans body."
JR: "And you would be the expert on muscular male bodies."
PH: "Well, I have been known to.. Wait, what the hell do you mean by that"
JR: "Never mind, Paul. This mystery man is about to speak."
Byrd: "Cut my music."
::Fans cheer mildly. They are awed by this new athlete::
Byrd: "My name is S.S. Byrd, and I intend to run wild on the RFW!!!!!!!"
JR: "S.S. Byrd?"
::Fans cheer::
Byrd: "Because you see, I have been sitting at home watching these so-called superstars bore the hell out of the audience on a weekly basis, and it makes me sick."
::Fans change to a mixed reaction::
Byrd: "Not one of these "Stars" can match the ability, the talent, or the charisma, of Yours Truly."
::Still a mixed reaction from the fans::
JR: "He is pretty full of himself for an unknown."
Byrd: "I am sure the audience is sick of watching the boring action too."
::Fans respond::
Byrd: ::Looks at the crowd:: "Will you idiots please shut up when I am talking?"
::Crowd erupts into boos::
Byrd: "Like I was saying, I have come to destroy everyone in my path on my way to the top of RFW. Commissioner Washington, stay out of my way. If the three greaseballs at the top of this organization try me, they will fall too."
::Crowd is booing loudly, and throwing trash::
Byrd: "Because past, present, and future. Yesterday, today and tomorrow. I am the greatest superstar ever to step into this squared circle, and you will never forget it. HIT MY MUSIC."
JR: "What a pompous ass. He has no prayer of going anywhere with that attitude."
PH: "S.S. Byrd is ready to make a HUGE impact on the RFW."
JR: "We will be right back."
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Thanks To WWFallon