UGH! Look how fucking Google Employees spend thier fucking day

[FMJeff]

http://www.photopumpkin.com/photo-blog/life-in-the-googleplex/

Lucky mother fuckers. Massage? Swimming pool? Free food? What the fuck is this?

[cupcakelove]

I love google even more for their you can bring your dog but not your cats policy.

[Furtherman]

I'm submitting my resume today.









For the lifeguard position.

[sailor]

not only massages, "professinal" massages!

[A.J.]

Just like working for the government.

[Freakshow]

Yeah, you could pretty much never work anywhere else after that. It would intolerable.

[JPMNICK]

I think they also have something there where you are encouraged to work on other things while at work. you can devote 20% of your time to side projects while using googles resources.

[Hottub]

http://www.photopumpkin.com/photo-blog/life-in-the-googleplex/

Lucky mother fuckers. Massage? Swimming pool? Free food? What the fuck is this?

Sounds just like the RF.net staff room.



Now excuse me. I'm late for a steam.

[El Mudo]

Sounds just like the RF.net staff room.







Only with fewer handjobs

[sailor]

wrong thread.

[JustJon]

I got thru 3 rounds of interviews with Google in NY a few years ago. Unfortunately, they didn't hire me. And now they have that bad ass New York Googleplex

[sailor]

I got thru 3 rounds of interviews with Google in NY a few years ago. Unfortunately, they didn't hire me. And now they have that bad ass New York Googleplex

i applied for something there a few weeks ago.

[JPMNICK]

I got thru 3 rounds of interviews with Google in NY a few years ago. Unfortunately, they didn't hire me. And now they have that bad ass New York Googleplex

that is quite an accomplishment. just getting an interview is VERY hard there.

[reillyluck]

I love google even more for their you can bring your dog but not your cats policy.

i cant work for a company that doesnt like pussy.

[FMJeff]

i cant work for a company that doesnt like pussy.

Rimshot! Zat zow!

[angrymissy]

When I looked into applying @ google NY, they wanted their Administrative Assistants to have a degree from a "top flight university". If I had a degree from a "top flight university", I wouldn't be a fucking admin!

[Wallower]

When I looked into applying @ google NY, they wanted their Administrative Assistants to have a degree from a "top flight university". If I had a degree from a "top flight university", I wouldn't be a fucking admin!
So what does an admin assistant at Google do? Chalk pool cues? Rake the volleyball court? Walk the boss's dog?

[angrymissy]

* Administrative tasks including:
o Schedule management, calendar.
o Making travel arrangements and preparing itineraries.
o Submitting and tracking internal requests.
o Coordinating hiring activities and schedules.
o Coordinating meetings and group events.
o Prepare & track expense reports.
o Proofreading documents.
o Participating in key projects.
o Interfacing with high level executives both internally and externally in a professional, effective manner.
* Must be able to assist in preparation of presentations and assist with correspondence, memos, charts, tables, graphs, plans, etc. Also responsible for attending weekly department staff meetings and track action items.
* Act as liaison with other departments and outside agencies, including senior-level management.
* Handle highly sensitive, confidential and non-routine information.

[Cleophus James]

No Cats Yeah!!!!

[blakjeezis]

I didn't even read the article; I'm already nauseous.



Fuck, what am I gonna do with a degree in English? Oh! I know. Keep fixing scales.

[RogerPodacter]

i think the no-cats-only-dogs policy is because cats chew wires. Think i reaad it somewhere.

[PapaBear]

Chalk pool cues?
Dude... There is fine art to chalking a pool cue. A pox on you...


A POX ON YOU!!!

Just kidding. You're cool.

[Snacks]

i think the no-cats-only-dogs policy is because cats chew wires. Think i reaad it somewhere.

it could also be that more people are allergic to cats then dogs? or maybe the big bosses just hate cats. That would be my reason.

[sailor]

cats often scratch and if the males aren't fixed they spray.

[FMJeff]

there's a bunch of reasons.

cats fight way more than dogs.
they're not a very transportable animal. they hate being moved around.
they're not a very trainable animal, and would not listen to commands like stay and what not.
they are very fast and hard to catch if yours got loose.

just not a good idea.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

there's a bunch of reasons.

cats fight way more than dogs.
they're not a very transportable animal. they hate being moved around.
they're not a very trainable animal, and would not listen to commands like stay and what not.
they are very fast and hard to catch if yours got loose.

just not a good idea.


In other Words

Cats SUCK
Dogs RULE

I agree X gets the Square

:king:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I work with both cats and dogs at the animal shelter I volunteer at, and honestly, dogs are way more fun to be around than cats. I love cats, own one, my chick owns two (yeah I know, crazy cat lady, the thought's occurred to me), but cats are way less tolerable in the workplace. They'd also mix badly with the dogs in the place. And they definitely fight way more...dogs bounce on each other and do the ol' nose to asshole insertion 90 times in 10 minutes with each other, but it's often in play. Cats are vicious lil fucks.

[RogerPodacter]

anyone know what happened to the photos? they is gone

[JustJon]

anyone know what happened to the photos? they is gone

Jeff linked to a blog that linked to the pictures.

The real article/pics are at http://www.time.com/time/photoessays/2006/inside_google/

[cougarjake13]

how can i get a job there ???

i dont even care what the job is just let me in

[RogerPodacter]

how can i get a job there ???

i dont even care what the job is just let me in

sure, just get a phd in some computer/tech field. then get really good grades. and then get lucky enough for an interview, and maybe youll have a shot.

i think they only hire phd's

[Fez4PrezN2008]

there's a bunch of reasons.

cats fight way more than dogs.
they're not a very transportable animal. they hate being moved around.
they're not a very trainable animal, and would not listen to commands like stay and what not.
they are very fast and hard to catch if yours got loose.

just not a good idea.
Are you kidding me?!? Cats would be great at Google...
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/cattechsupport.jpg

[yeti]

Whats the difference between that and welfare?

[TheMojoPin]

Whats the difference between that and welfare?

What?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

What?
I think he was referring to my cat picture and I don't understand it either, everybody knows that cats don't go on welfare, but they do steal your coupons.
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/catcoupon.jpg

[Reephdweller]

The NY Googleplex....

http://ueba.net/hosted_pages/Google-Offices-20070221

[reeshy]

not only massages, "professinal" massages!

do you get a "happy ending'?????