RF Godfather
11-14-2001, 03:17 PM
THE RF.Net DISCLAIMER
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This is property of RxH Productions and anything produced herein is subject to copyrights and patents pending. If you are offended by anything, situations, language and the like mentioned below, ignore this roleplay... if not, enjoy.
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RF MARK PRODUCTION PRESENTS...
the pinnacle of "sports-entertainment" as you or I have known it...<img src=http://fpwf.homestead.com/files/FIRE5.gif>THE PROTOTYPE<img src=http://fpwf.homestead.com/files/FIRE5.gif>
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Overall RP Record: 397-8-7World Titles: 56Miscellaneous Titles: 89RFW Current Record: 0-0-0RFW Titles Held: Not AvailableRFW Titles Current: Not Available
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[Scene 1: Broadcasting live at a local RFW house show before a sold out crowd resonating from The Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York, where the crowd are jacked for some good ole fashioned rasslin. The show begins without a hitch with the normal fireworks, pyro, theatrics and the like. The boom cam then pans throughout the sea of fans and signs which includes some noteworthy: "I AM A RF MARK, MARK!" "Don't mess with the OIC!" a row of fans with Christian like glasses and brandishing guitars holding a giant elongated sign that reads: "NOID FAN CLUB" CODA = RATINGS; LARGE and in CHARGE!; various W.O.W. signs, I want to be a RF REEF REGULAR!, CALL ME, SILK!; POOTER = MY BABYSITTER; MEOW!, IRIS LOVES YOU! a scrawny looking child of six or seven wih a poster reading "BYRD STOLE MY BODY" a tipsy lookin gentleman with a Sam Adams in one hand and a sign in another "THE ALKINATOR is my HERO" SANDIEGO = BATHROOM BREAK! (just playing Charlie, my good man), BOY HOWDY, OPIE(um) and ANT(hrax) 3:16; NORTON WHAT? and a man in a business suit raising his sign high in the air, "Pochiello is GO(O)D!" The boom cam is switched to a ringside cam and nears the announcer's table where Jim Ross, wearing his trademark black cowboy hat and black outfit is seated next to Paul Heyman donning an official RFW baseball cap with ponytail hanging out and cell dangling from around his neck, are waiting to start the really big show.]
Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another installment of the RFW LIVE! from the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York. We have a tremendous card in store for the folks at home as... *hears something on his earpiece* This could be interesting, can we get a cameraman to the parking lot backstage, asap! Something is going down... this is exciting, ain't it King... I mean Paul!
Paul Heyman: *points at JR sternly* Well, Oklahoma! *sly grin* I am not a fat piece of shi... caught myself again, crap who pretends to be a King, my name is Paul, JR!?!
Jim Ross: OK, Paul... would you just grow up? Suck it up and deal! *Heyman pouts in the corner* Oookkayy... we got a camera, let's check it out...
[On the FezTron, we can see the parking lot area. From the corner of the screen, a black stretch limosine with a license plate that reads "RFM 1" pulls up and then comes to a complete stop. The chauffeur, identified as Smooth, The Limo Driver exits his door and fixes his suit, tie and hair. He looks at the camera for a split second.]
Smooth: Now that's Smooth!
[He decides to walk to one of the many side doors and out comes... The FezTron screen is covered by dollar signs falling and a chronometer with the big hand on the one and the small hand on the ten as the seconds hand spins. A caption at the bottom in red and blue lettering reads: THE TIME FOR THE TRUTH... IS TONIGHT! The transmission is cut. Feed ends.]
J
__________________________________________________ _____________________________
This is property of RxH Productions and anything produced herein is subject to copyrights and patents pending. If you are offended by anything, situations, language and the like mentioned below, ignore this roleplay... if not, enjoy.
__________________________________________________ _____________________________
RF MARK PRODUCTION PRESENTS...
the pinnacle of "sports-entertainment" as you or I have known it...<img src=http://fpwf.homestead.com/files/FIRE5.gif>THE PROTOTYPE<img src=http://fpwf.homestead.com/files/FIRE5.gif>
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Overall RP Record: 397-8-7World Titles: 56Miscellaneous Titles: 89RFW Current Record: 0-0-0RFW Titles Held: Not AvailableRFW Titles Current: Not Available
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[Scene 1: Broadcasting live at a local RFW house show before a sold out crowd resonating from The Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York, where the crowd are jacked for some good ole fashioned rasslin. The show begins without a hitch with the normal fireworks, pyro, theatrics and the like. The boom cam then pans throughout the sea of fans and signs which includes some noteworthy: "I AM A RF MARK, MARK!" "Don't mess with the OIC!" a row of fans with Christian like glasses and brandishing guitars holding a giant elongated sign that reads: "NOID FAN CLUB" CODA = RATINGS; LARGE and in CHARGE!; various W.O.W. signs, I want to be a RF REEF REGULAR!, CALL ME, SILK!; POOTER = MY BABYSITTER; MEOW!, IRIS LOVES YOU! a scrawny looking child of six or seven wih a poster reading "BYRD STOLE MY BODY" a tipsy lookin gentleman with a Sam Adams in one hand and a sign in another "THE ALKINATOR is my HERO" SANDIEGO = BATHROOM BREAK! (just playing Charlie, my good man), BOY HOWDY, OPIE(um) and ANT(hrax) 3:16; NORTON WHAT? and a man in a business suit raising his sign high in the air, "Pochiello is GO(O)D!" The boom cam is switched to a ringside cam and nears the announcer's table where Jim Ross, wearing his trademark black cowboy hat and black outfit is seated next to Paul Heyman donning an official RFW baseball cap with ponytail hanging out and cell dangling from around his neck, are waiting to start the really big show.]
Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another installment of the RFW LIVE! from the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York. We have a tremendous card in store for the folks at home as... *hears something on his earpiece* This could be interesting, can we get a cameraman to the parking lot backstage, asap! Something is going down... this is exciting, ain't it King... I mean Paul!
Paul Heyman: *points at JR sternly* Well, Oklahoma! *sly grin* I am not a fat piece of shi... caught myself again, crap who pretends to be a King, my name is Paul, JR!?!
Jim Ross: OK, Paul... would you just grow up? Suck it up and deal! *Heyman pouts in the corner* Oookkayy... we got a camera, let's check it out...
[On the FezTron, we can see the parking lot area. From the corner of the screen, a black stretch limosine with a license plate that reads "RFM 1" pulls up and then comes to a complete stop. The chauffeur, identified as Smooth, The Limo Driver exits his door and fixes his suit, tie and hair. He looks at the camera for a split second.]
Smooth: Now that's Smooth!
[He decides to walk to one of the many side doors and out comes... The FezTron screen is covered by dollar signs falling and a chronometer with the big hand on the one and the small hand on the ten as the seconds hand spins. A caption at the bottom in red and blue lettering reads: THE TIME FOR THE TRUTH... IS TONIGHT! The transmission is cut. Feed ends.]
J