the chick swap

[patsopinion]

so me and my buddie are sitting there playing strip poker with this slutty
and i know its my turn with her
but its tough when she has been with 3 of my home boys
mental objections:

1. i dont even think of girls that have done that as fuckable. "ugh"

2. she had kinna a thing for the past few days with a home boy and like she will gravatate towards him which makes it more difficult- in this scenario she didnt really gravitate either way but mentally if thought of her as his which obviously posed an uphill battle

comments
calling me a bitch
just putting it out there

[Gaia]

What?

[Gvac]

Patsopinion is becoming my favorite poster.

When I read one of his posts I feel like I just watched a Fellini film.

[Midkiff]

Pat is a post whore.

[cupcakelove]

What exactly is holding you back?

[Leticia]

What?!

LOL. Okay best thread.

[reillyluck]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g155/desi2577/sexy-cat.jpg

Too soon?

[sailor]

so a chick who likes sex is a "slutty"? didn't we get over that years ago?

[EliSnow]

so a chick who likes sex is a "slutty"? didn't we get over that years ago?

Many people, especially young guys, will always have the notion.

[sailor]

Many people, especially young guys, will always have the notion.

i kinda meant we as a society. like it's not the 1950s. you gotta love guys who want sex, but then insult the women who might give it to them. definition of insanity.

[Leticia]

Lol. Agreed.

[BoondockSaint]

Who says "home boy" anymore?

[FUNKMAN]

just don't snowball her with the other guys cum

and you'll be okay kid

[Bob Impact]

Patsopinion is becoming my favorite poster.

When I read one of his posts I feel like I just watched a Fellini film.

:lol:
How did this pass everyone by?

[pennington]

Everybody sounds beautiful in this story. It's like a Mentos commercial.

[midwestjeff]

how does one know when it is his "turn" with a girl. i feel as though i have been frequently skipped in the rotation if we are all entitled to turns. can somebody please pass the pussy? i'm starvin'.

[Andomray]

Patsopinion is becoming my favorite poster.

When I read one of his posts I feel like I just watched a Fellini film.

You either just insulted my all-time favorite director, or made Patty look like a genius.

[lleeder]

Slutty or kind?

[Doogie]

Ahhh I love drunken posts...there is nothing like reading the terrible nature of thoughts when alcohol is involved. And I know cause lord knows I have posted more than my share throughout the years. Good for you Pats opinion. I dont think I have laughed so hard in a long time.

[patsopinion]

i thought we were able to put this behind us
yes i drunkly post
yes i wish i had a time machine to edit prior to ppl reading them
yes i am as great as Fellini
yes ando calls me patty
no i still haven't decided to do about the situation, which appears to be an on going btw
yes im drinking rite now and plan on making another poor typing decision later

[Don Stugots]

patty, its ok, we love you.

[Ritalin]

Who says "home boy" anymore?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/f/f2/Kid_n_play.jpg

[patsopinion]

patty, its ok, we love you.

can i use that as an endorsement for my fall internship for ron and fez

[Don Stugots]

can i use that as an endorsement for my fall internship for ron and fez

feel free.

[ChimneyFish]

I just marvel at my own lack of understanding as to why this is in the "Old School" forum.:laugh:

[rooter]

It's ok to bang a chick that all your friends have already hit.

Just don't date them.

[patsopinion]

I just marvel at my own lack of understanding as to why this is in the "Old School" forum.:laugh:

use of slut and homeboy i think got a forum jump
that and this way it can stay higher in list so as to maintain the thread active so my embarrassment will last longer

[AgnosticJihad]

Back in high school, my circle of friends passed around quite a few girls like this. It did seem a little strange at first, especially if the girl seriously dated one or more of your friends, but a little booze will fix that (narcotics help, too). Just make sure you use a rubber, unless you enjoy sharing STDs with your friends or love attempting to determine who the real father is.

[high fly]

so me and my buddie are sitting there playing strip poker with this slutty
and i know its my turn with her
but its tough when she has been with 3 of my home boys
mental objections:

1. i dont even think of girls that have done that as fuckable. "ugh"

2. she had kinna a thing for the past few days with a home boy and like she will gravatate towards him which makes it more difficult- in this scenario she didnt really gravitate either way but mentally if thought of her as his which obviously posed an uphill battle

comments
calling me a bitch
just putting it out there


Maybe you just don't dig chicks that much.

[Don Stugots]

just do it already.

[JPMNICK]

just do it already.

either that or stop talking about it

[patsopinion]

either that or stop talking about it

i thought we were able to put this behind us
yes i drunkly post
yes i wish i had a time machine to edit prior to ppl reading them
yes i am as great as Fellini
yes ando calls me patty
no i still haven't decided to do about the situation, which appears to be an on going btw
yes im drinking rite now and plan on making another poor typing decision later

now ur just teasing the retard

[Don Stugots]

by now i would have:

banged the chick had her make me something to eat and the jerked off on more time on the sheets before i took some cab fare out of her purse as i was leaving while she was in the bathroom crying and praying for forgiveness over what i did to her.

[ChoppedLiver]

by now i would have:

banged the chick had her make me something to eat and the jerked off on more time on the sheets before i took some cab fare out of her purse as i was leaving while she was in the bathroom crying and praying for forgiveness over what i did to her.

The one and only correct answer in this thread.

[epo]

Q: What would the Bennington Corollary say about this?

A: Bang her or you are half a fag.

[patsopinion]

although this thread now seems like a horrific misjudgment on my part. the fact that there have been 35 posts and over 650 views over a month points to this threads greatness and ability to be a great conversation starter.

id like to thank everyone for making this one of my most successful off topic like threads and definitely the one with the most longevity.

[sailor]

by now i would have:

banged the chick had her make me something to eat and the jerked off on more time on the sheets before i took some cab fare out of her purse as i was leaving while she was in the bathroom crying and praying for forgiveness over what i did to her.

why do you hate womens?

[sailor]

Back in high school, my circle of friends passed around quite a few girls like this. It did seem a little strange at first, especially if the girl seriously dated one or more of your friends, but a little booze will fix that (narcotics help, too). Just make sure you use a rubber, unless you enjoy sharing STDs with your friends or love attempting to determine who the real father is.

or maybe a group of girls passed your friends around like this, grasshopper.

[milliehatchett]

by now i would have:

banged the chick had her make me something to eat and the jerked off on more time on the sheets before i took some cab fare out of her purse as i was leaving while she was in the bathroom crying and praying for forgiveness over what i did to her.


CLASSY...yet another adjective for Stu that I'm writing down in my book

[Kevin]

why do you hate womens?

Marc broke his heart a few months back. He has never been the same since..

[AgnosticJihad]

or maybe a group of girls passed your friends around like this, grasshopper.

Does it really matter who passed who around? Everyone who wanted some got some, so who cares?

Grasshopper? :lol:

I suppose that makes you the master? Anyone else getting the douchechills?

[sailor]

Does it really matter who passed who around? Everyone who wanted some got some, so who cares?

Grasshopper? :lol:

I suppose that makes you the master? Anyone else getting the douchechills?

nah, never claimed to be the master of anything. it was just a silly ending to a silly philosophical-esque post about looking at things from the other side, kung fu style. and if it didn't matter, you wouldn't have said you passed these girls around in the first place.

[AgnosticJihad]

nah, never claimed to be the master of anything. it was just a silly ending to a silly philosophical-esque post about looking at things from the other side, kung fu style. and if it didn't matter, you wouldn't have said you passed these girls around in the first place.

Alright. But I never said I passed these girls around, just that my circle of friends did.

[patsopinion]

agnostic vs sailor.... this should be good
i match the two at equal wits/board prowess
(pat rubs his hands together)

[sailor]

agnostic vs sailor.... this should be good
i match the two at equal wits/board prowess
(pat rubs his hands together)

eh, it ended. i think we're cool.

[patsopinion]

but i enjoyed the strife while it lasted

[sailor]

but i enjoyed the strife while it lasted

i prefer other people's strife to my own. i'm neither a fighter, nor a lover.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Ehhh Ehhh Ehhh !
Who plays strip porker with 3 OTHER GUYS !!!???!!!
and one "slutty"

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Ehhh Ehhh Ehhh !
Who plays strip porker with 3 OTHER GUYS !!!???!!!
and one "slutty"
Oh... Nevermind...
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/patsopinion.jpg
I forgot which team you were playing for for a minute. Sorry, it don't make you a bad person.