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OneEyeJack
05-01-2007, 06:30 PM
I will grant you 2 wishes
only you cant wish for money or wish for more wishes.
think carefully.....
wish now......
FUNKMAN
05-01-2007, 06:32 PM
cleavage and beavage
cupcakelove
05-01-2007, 06:34 PM
More Ron and Fez, and less having to work everyday.
OneEyeJack
05-01-2007, 06:35 PM
cleavage and beavage
GRANTED
Midkiff
05-01-2007, 06:41 PM
Dang, funk took mine!
Judge Smails
05-01-2007, 06:46 PM
I'd like a bowl of buffalo wings and for this bit to go somewhere.
FUNKMAN
05-01-2007, 06:48 PM
GRANTED
Dang, funk took mine!
believe me budday, not quite as good as I thought it could be....
ShelleBink
05-01-2007, 07:18 PM
A back massage and some ice cream
King Hippos Bandaid
05-01-2007, 08:55 PM
1. All the Money in the World
2. To Live Forever
:king:
weekapaugjz
05-01-2007, 08:57 PM
1. better luck with women
2. better luck with women
FUNKMAN
05-01-2007, 09:01 PM
believe me budday, not quite as good as I thought it could be....
just to clarify: 'not quite as good' because I never received my wishes
this genies a fraud. someone call the Better Business Bureau
PapaBear
05-01-2007, 09:04 PM
1. The ability to go back in time and change one thing from my past.
2. The ability to reverse my first wish, if the change made things worse.
Wait... the way these wish things go, I'd wish for #2 first. Wish #1 could result in never having wish #2.
weekapaugjz
05-01-2007, 09:05 PM
1. The ability to go back in time and change one thing from my past.
we all know the real reason for you going back in time. a little past/future self action...
PapaBear
05-01-2007, 09:09 PM
we all know the real reason for you going back in time. a little past/future self action...
I get all the self action I need, as it is.
weekapaugjz
05-01-2007, 09:15 PM
I get all the self action I need, as it is.
ha! please note my post above...
King Hippos Bandaid
05-01-2007, 09:16 PM
just to clarify: 'not quite as good' because I never received my wishes
this genies a fraud. someone call the Better Business Bureau
I say he Grants the wishes or he is Banned
:king:
Judge Smails
05-02-2007, 04:38 AM
I'd like a bowl of buffalo wings and for this bit to go somewhere.
Just as I suspected, the bit has gone nowhere.
Oddly enough, I did get the buffalo wings though. So, thanks for that.
OneEyeJack
05-02-2007, 04:40 AM
A back massage and some ice cream
I shall grant your wishes , see you tonite at 9 Sweet Shelle.
OneEyeJack
05-02-2007, 04:45 AM
1. All the Money in the World
2. To Live Forever
:king:
Denied (rule no.1 cant wish for money,dick)
OneEyeJack
05-02-2007, 04:47 AM
Just as I suspected, the bit has gone nowhere.
Oddly enough, I did get the buffalo wings though. So, thanks for that.
your welcome..
sailor
05-02-2007, 05:01 AM
bono and the edge have enough money. they don't need me granting them wishes.
Jujubees2
05-02-2007, 06:02 AM
A back massage and some ice cream
Shelle, what flavor of ice cream do you want?
OneEyeJack
05-02-2007, 05:03 PM
wish for passion..
wish for fame..
wish for youth..
wish now....
sr71blackbird
05-02-2007, 05:06 PM
1. Security
2. Happyness
OneEyeJack
05-02-2007, 05:16 PM
1. Security
2. Happyness
[granted.
Don Stugots
05-02-2007, 05:25 PM
a successful XM radio show on nightly from 10-2
regina be the cohost
everything will fall into place.
badmonkey
05-02-2007, 05:36 PM
1. Passage of the Internet Radio Equality Act
2. XM to give ThereIsNoRadio its own channel so that wish #1 just sticks it to SoundExchange and the RIAA.
Don Stugots
05-02-2007, 05:39 PM
a successful XM radio show on nightly from 10-2
regina be with the cohost
everything will fall into place.
if i had another two wishes:
badmonkey to get his wishes granted
Ogre's BBQ place to be the next great franchise
J.Clints
05-02-2007, 05:39 PM
a successful XM radio show on nightly from 10-2
regina be with the cohost
everything will fall into place.
ok so you want Regina to be with the co host and I want to be cohost so you want Regina to be with me...................................thanks stu:lol:
badmonkey
05-02-2007, 05:42 PM
ok so you want Regina to be with the co host and I want to be cohost so you want Regina to be with me...................................thanks stu:lol:
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lleeder
05-02-2007, 05:50 PM
Brother Joe will grant all 2 U wishes...
sailor
05-02-2007, 06:07 PM
bono and the edge have enough money. they don't need me granting them wishes.
Brother Joe will grant all 2 U wishes...
finally, someone else on the same page as me!
RADIO-SHARK
05-03-2007, 05:50 PM
I wish I had a mirror that didnt show you your reverse image.
I wish I had a water melon.....
OneEyeJack
05-09-2007, 05:32 PM
I wish I had a mirror that didnt show you your reverse image.
I wish I had a water melon.....
GRANTED
OneEyeJack
05-25-2007, 06:01 PM
for the Memorial day weekend I will resume granting wishes again, but only to monday. Dont be afraid .
make a wish....or two...
lleeder
05-25-2007, 06:13 PM
I wish that you had your own messageboard with only yourself as a member and you stayed there and posted all day long with no time to post on this board.
OneEyeJack
05-25-2007, 06:15 PM
I wish that you had your own messageboard with only yourself as a member and you stayed there and posted all day long with no time to post on this board.
wish rejected.
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