i hate going to the gynechologist

[Jennitalia]

yuck. i have to go tonight for another pap smear test because they "didn't do it right" a couple of weeks ago. How fucking hard is it to swab a few cells off of my cervix? I mean, they stick that uncomfortable speculum thingy in you to pry your vag open for all the world to see while they feel your overies and poke you with that long q-tip thing.
You men don't know how easy you have it. And you wonder why girls are crazy!




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Jenni,

Who told you to be a girl??

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[Gwen]

The worst thing about those tests is that no matter how much you move around after the test you can still feel how uncomfortable it was for at least a day afterwards. I hate it!


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[Jennitalia]

Who told you to be a girl??


I blame my father's sperm. Those bastards!


Having things inserted into you is totally not worth it if you arent getting anything sexual out of it ;)




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I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!"

This message was edited by Jennitalia on 11-14-01 @ 1:31 PM

[Sheeplovr]

You hate it but it could save your life!!




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[TheGameHHH]

Jenn, instead of going tonight I could just come over and check you out. I love looking at vaginas.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Jennitalia]

quite a sweet offer, HHH, but I only allow Tookie showings to my boyfriend and dr's.






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[Charlie The Drops Kid]

I want to be one some day. What's better? They're doctors which equals TONS of cash, plus they get to open some vaginas all day long.

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[Pootertoot]

Wait til the first 80 year old who walked to the office on a summer day in pantyhose comes in, Charlie.

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[TooCute]

I dunno, but I don't find
going to the gynecologist so
bad... my biggest problem
is that I can never get off my
ass and actually CALL him.
I just keep forgetting. But
the actual thing... eh, not so
bad. It's weird, I guess he
reads a lot of immuno stuff
and he knows who my dad
is so we talk about him
LOL!!


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[Tenbatsuzen]

Jenni:

Prostate exams. Case rested.

Maybe not as bad as getting the salad spoons in the cookie, but still...



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I almost shot a speculum across the room. My doctor "swabbed" and instead of taking the speculum out first, she proceeded to make the slide. And she took her sweet time! There's only so much time one of those things should stay inserted!


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[TheGameHHH]

Jenn, I completly understand. I don't think my girlfriend would like that too much anyway. Well, just wanted you to know I was tryin to help a fellow board member out of a jam.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Sheeplovr]

Wait til the first 80 year old who walked to the office on a summer day in pantyhose comes in, Charlie.




that reminds me of your grandma in Boca
Tag team back again

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[Noellevious]

Yay! Another reason to put off "real" sexual stuff 'till I'm older.....;-)

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[Jennitalia]

HHH, it's all good :)

toocute & noellevious, it's very important to get your tookie examined, especially if your family has a history of cervical cancer. both my sister and I (in our early 20's) had to have procedures done where if we had never gotten checked out in the first place, could've lead to something cancerous.
Take care of your Tookies! ;)





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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Heck yeah, Noellevious!

I was 15 the first time I went to the gyno. I was still a virgin. It was traumatic!

It does get easier as you get older. Sigh...


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[Noellevious]

it's very important to get your tookie examined


Hehe...I will...but the pain factor will definitely rear its head. Why do I feel like the boys are all reading this very quietly? ;-)

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This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-14-01 @ 9:41 PM

[TheGameHHH]

I'm sorry, but does anybody else find it hot when Jenn calles it a Tookie?

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Jennitalia]

Why do I feel like the boys are all reading this very quietly?


LOL, Noellevious, I know!
The more I lie in that chair in the stirrups, the more paranoid I get about having to go into labor if god forbid i ever get pregnant. what a nightmare!




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[swiss miss]

Oh Ladies......
Lets just say that the
last time I went, they had a
"team" of residents attend
mine. Oh yes, 5 ladies
conversing over my
cervix......It was so odd, it
was almost humerous, to look
down and see 5 heads staring
back!!!!



Your Mother.

[Jennitalia]

ok, i've got a funny tookie story. one of my college housemates had sex with her boyfriend one night afert a long night of drinking and stuff. she had her period and the next morning couldn't remember if she took out her tampon or not. She tried to look for it but had no luck. later that night (more than 12 hours of it being stuck in her, my other housmate and I brought her to the emergency room. The nurses were laughing when they read why she was there. it took the dr 45 minutes to fish it out of her tookie




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[Charlie The Drops Kid]

Jenn, about the repeated pap smear, ever think your doc just wants to see your cooch again?

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[Pootertoot]

I could make millions of if I could invent a speculum that wasn't ice cold.

Sheep, my grandmother's ready for us, she's countin the days as it is, who cares if we pop her hip out of place agian?

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[Dirtybird11]

my ex use to LOVE going to the booty doc.
her doc was so nice.
he use to send her roses.


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[TooCute]

Hey, I go to see him, there's
just always a really long lag
time beside when I decide I
should go and when I
actually go!

But like I said, I honestly
don't see what the big deal
is. I don't even find it that
uncomfortable really.
*shrug*


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[BabyNicole]

yeah but you're ex is a
whore too hun!

I'm trying to gather enough
courage to make my first
gyno appointment. I've held
it off a few years too long
and i think i have a problem
that needs taking care of.
..cept the mere thought
gives me panic attacks like
u cant imagine. Any advice
on getting through the first
time? How did everyone do
it?


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[reeshy]

Perry,

Sounds more to me like she got more than an exam from that doctor!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 11-15-01 @ 12:22 PM

[Jennitalia]

ANAL SEX!!!!



Yet she's afraid of the Tookie Dr. LOL. My advice is to just relax, take deep breaths as you're being examined. The dr's usually explain everything they do. It's more uncomfortable than it is painful.




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I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!"

[TooCute]

Nicole, it's not a big deal!!!!
It's just the doctor... women
do it all the time... you can
do it!! And if you think you
have a problem, make sure
that you tell the doc when
you go - don't be
embarassed, trust me,
they've heard
EVERYTHING!!!

LOL I remember the worst
once I was talking to my
gyno on the phone while I
was at work and someone
came into lab just as I was
telling him about some
discharge LOL .

Oh yeah, if you read up
about stuff and know before
hand what they're going to
do that will make you feel a
lot better about it, too. And
be sure to ASK if you have
ANY questions - like I said,
the doc ain't gonna laugh at
you or be grossed out -
he/she has seen it all!





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[DreamWeaver]

I was going to a man gyno for 7 years until last year I decided a female would be more comfortable and it definetly is.

Let me ask you ladies a question....My male gyno used to stick his finger in my butt for a second right before he was done checking me out....Does your doctor do that??? My new doc doesnt and I have asked many chicks and it has never ever happened to them...

[Jennitalia]

No Dream, I never had my gyno stick a finger up my butt, but my last doctor seemed to really give me a thorough breast examination, and at my last examination, I detected a little tongue




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[eric]

a few things. first of all, i've had to give gyn exams in school; it aint much fun on the other side. I had to give one, and lets just say I ended up with blood on the glove. secondly, it is common practice to do the anus thing at the end- it allows the doc to feel the back of the uterus, espcially if it is in the retroverted position.
man, this post wasnt funny at all. by the way, ladies do you prefer female gyn's. i dont understand guys who become gyn's, or ladies that go to men, when they can go to a female doc.

[Se7en]

I could never be a gyno. I mean, 9 times out of 10, the women come in there not for a checkup but because...you know...something's wrong down there. And I DON'T want to deal with that. Only the healthy tookies!

Plus, it's like Pooter says. For every TooCute or Jennitalia that walks through your office door, there's probably a dozen Stalker Pattys.

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