Chinese Take-Out

[Landblast]

What are the names of your local chinese take-out joint? The similarities fuckin kill me.

Hunan Taste, House Of Hunan, China 1, China King

[Tall_James]

I always thought "Fu's Rush Inn" in Hewlett, Long Island was a rather clever name for Chinese restaurant.

[sailor]

I always thought "Fu's Rush Inn" in Hewlett, Long Island was a rather clever name for Chinese restaurant.

(off topic) there's an irish bar "dew drop inn" on the bronx-yonkers border

[Fallon]

China Sky

[FUNKMAN]

House Of Ming
Lotus Garden
The Canton
Hunan Palace
Fung Mi Ho
Hoo Flung Shit

[Sarge]

Woo-Lee

[Gvac]

"China House"

When the girl answers the phone all I can think of is "Monkey House" and I have to suppress a giggle every time.

[Fat_Sunny]

Out Here In The NJ Boonies, It Is Ho-Ho Kitchen!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

In Staten island it is Peking Taste

:king:

[PapaBear]

Seoul Garden (Korean), Chinatown Kitchen, House of Liu, China Jade, Wong's, etc.

[JesterOfSadness]

China Wok
China Moon
Chinese Restaurant
City Wok(I think thats a south park reference)

[sailor]

seoul kitchen.

ok, i made that up.

[PapaBear]

seoul kitchen.

ok, i made that up.
That's what I call the Seoul Garden.

[sailor]

That's what I call the Seoul Garden.

yeah, how could ya not? and i obviously borrowed it from that one. :)

[Death Metal Moe]

That hot dog place named "Chinks" comes to mind. Anyone remember Ron and Fez talking about it on air awhile ago?

[Friday]

there was a place near my University called "Lung Fung"

Needless to say... we traveled the extra 10 minutes to go to "The Great Wall" in a nearby town.... lol

[reillyluck]

Kwok's Great Wall- jersey City

The lady answers the phone and screams "Great Warr Mey Eye Hearp youuu?!?!?!?!?!"

I do a dead on impression of her. I blocked my number and called and said it and she phreaked out!!! Oh how i laughed.

[PapaBear]

Kwok's Great Wall- jersey City

The lady answers the phone and screams "Great Warr Mey Eye Hearp youuu?!?!?!?!?!"

I do a dead on impression of her. I blocked my number and called and said it and she phreaked out!!! Oh how i laughed.
Did you learn ANYTHING from what happened to JV & Elvis?

[FUNKMAN]

House Of Shih

in monmouth junction near south brunswick

[MrPink]

At home - Kitchen Number 1
At school - Eastern Express

[A.J.]

China Express

Back home it was "Lau Kee Kitchen" - which we called "Lou-sy Kitchen".

[Hottub]

Fuki Sushi in River Edge
Chinapalce. All one word.

[cupcakelove]

Its not Chinese and I rarely get the take out, but when I do want Asian food to go, I get it from Thai Square.

[Dan G]

I'm not lying, there's a place my parents order from a lot called Takee Outee.

[reillyluck]

Did you learn ANYTHING from what happened to JV & Elvis?

Yes. But unlike them, my call was phunny.

[raulfd4]

china village and china one.

but my personal favorite:

Flaming Wok

[Death Metal Moe]

Yes. But unlike them, my call was phunny.

PHACE!!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

The one place I always order from at home is named KIT HONG.

The one place I always order from at work is named KAM BO KITCHEN.

[LordJezo]

Wok N' Roll is the one down the street from me.

[SPeeDy_Freak]

I have 3

Ming Moon (best food)
Ching Tao

and my favorite (for the name only)
Tak Pao City (I just love to say that name fast)

[tupper65]

Hing Lung - for pork fried rice
Oriental House - for everything else

[MadMatt]

China King
China Palace
King's Garden
Hunan Chinese Restaurant

Wow, a lot of these are similar...

[topless_mike]

just asia gardens by my in union.
but i'm sure if i head into tha hood like 5 min from me, there will be some interesting things.
you know hoods and their chinese food.

[DIRTY_MEX]

China Staaaaaaaar

may i help you???

[Fat_Sunny]

China Staaaaaaaar

may i help you???

See ReillyLuck For Correct Spelling And Punctuation: Mey Eye Hearp youuu?!?!?!?!?!"

[lindak]

Hunan Inn
Great Wall
China Palace

Isnt General Tso's chicken the best?

[drusilla]

i usually order from a straight up chinese restaurant around the corner from me called evergreen. i grew up on their food & that place is like my second home.

there is one take out place that i will order from, but only if i want meat on a stick called keilly's. other than that, i usually won't order from a take out place. what's with the oily white rice that so many of them make? it kind of makes me want to puke after eating it.

[JimBeam]

Replying to Sailor's off topic :

I remember the Dew Drop Inn from when I used to live in the Bronx.

Right on McLean Ave/238th St if I remember correctly.

Good stuff.