Bob Impact

[reeshy]

Bob is probably the nicest guy on this board......I I always keep my messages short....I just like Bob!!!!!

[TheMojoPin]

Bob is great, but he's no Sarah.

[Marc with a c]

bob has tasty feet.

[Gvac]

He's a prick.

[TheMojoPin]

His chat room radio show sounds like the soundtrack of sexy, gin-soaked, soul-licking hell.

[FezPaul]

Bob has had a great Impact on this board. :lol:



I kill me! :lol:



























































































Sorry. :unsure:

[Friday]

Bob is the best nemesis a gal could ask for!

[J.Clints]

I think Bob is a great guy and one hell of a poster. I am not into the same music but hell were not all perfect.


I heart BOB

[AngelAmy]

bob is cool but boob implant is SO much better

[Tall_James]

I endorse Bob.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

A ronfez.net poll in 2007 Stated by a Short percentage. SARAH is the Better Impact. Here are the Results.

Please note that over 8 billion votes were counted.

Sarah Impact 49%
Bob Impact 48%
Pee in my Butt 3%

:king:

[Fallon]

I heard that Bob Impact thinks Bob Impact is a douche.

[sailor]

A ronfez.net poll in 2007 Stated by a Short percentage. SARAH is the Better Impact. Here are the Results.

Please note that over 8 billion votes were counted.

Sarah Impact 49%
Bob Impact 48%
Pee in my Butt 3%

:king:

so, she won by approx. 8 million votes? sweet!

[MellySmelly]

Bob is a real sappy son of a bitch, if it were'nt for Sarah, I'd swear he was gay.

[sailor]

Bob is a real sappy son of a bitch, if it were'nt for Sarah, I'd swear he was gay.

beard

[MellySmelly]

beard
True, true, after all, I am paulos beard. haha

[Marc with a c]

A ronfez.net poll in 2007 Stated by a Short percentage. SARAH is the Better Impact. Here are the Results.

Please note that over 8 billion votes were counted.

Sarah Impact 49%
Bob Impact 48%
Pee in my Butt 3%

:king:

so, she won by approx. 8 million votes? sweet!

math face!!!

[furie]

Yeah, Bob is good people

[Hottub]

I heart Mr. Sarah!

[J.Clints]

I heart Mr. Sarah!

PHACE:happy:

[reillyluck]

The Greatest Thing About Bob...

He's Always Naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bob Impact]

Ohhh, if I had feelings I would blush... but still, no Mikeyboy input, I guess he doesn't want to broadcast so loudly that I'm his favorite... I understand.

Thanks guys, you sure know how to make a gal feel special, and especially thanks Reeshy, you're my sweetie.








































Gvac's so old he showers in formaldehyde.
(For the record, I stole that line from Pootertoot.)

[Bob Impact]

PHACE:happy:

DAMN! I got phaced twice in my own thread!

[SarahImpact]

I don't see whats so great about him. Unless were talking about the "war hammer"... you know what I mean.:lol:

[J.Clints]

I don't see whats so great about him. Unless were talking about the "war hammer"... you know what I mean.:lol:

:ohmy:

[Bob Impact]

I don't see whats so great about him. Unless were talking about the "war hammer"... you know what I mean.:lol:

:ohmy:

http://www.jwolfe.clara.net/Humour/NonMedPicts/HugeCock.jpg

[J.Clints]

http://www.jwolfe.clara.net/Humour/NonMedPicts/HugeCock.jpg

http://www.fullblownaids.com/forums/images/smilies/2553hmmercon2.jpg

[sailor]

http://www.fullblownaids.com/forums/images/smilies/2553hmmercon2.jpg

i thought she was talking aboot his ugly feet.

http://www.myfootshop.com/images/photos/conditions/hammer_toes2_marked.jpg

[Bob Impact]

i thought she was talking aboot his ugly feet.

http://www.myfootshop.com/images/photos/conditions/hammer_toes2_marked.jpg

Ouch. To take that image out of my mind I submit the following:
http://www.roflcats.com/images/0021.jpg

[AngelAmy]

thats when he throws down the DEEP IMPACT!!

[J.Clints]

Damn pic fucked up

[Bulldogcakes]

I tease Bob alot, but its just because I like the guy.

Dont tell him, It'll ruin the bit.

[Don Stugots]

Bob is great, but he's no Sarah.

He's a prick.

both are correct.

[EffMeBoobs]

Bob is great but Sarah is better!

I like his music in chat, except when he plays the Killers. He has good taste in music so I'm confused with the Killers song. I mean the Killers??!?!?!?! Come on Bob!

[sailor]

Bob is great but Sarah is better!

I like his music in chat, except when he plays the Killers. He has good taste in music so I'm confused with the Killers song. I mean the Killers??!?!?!?! Come on Bob!

killers rock.

[RoseBlood]

Much love to bob and sarah impact :smile:

[TheMojoPin]

killers rock.

That's a falsehood that you can be jailed for saying.

[sailor]

That's a falsehood that you can be jailed for saying.

what, are you in to whiney shins-type music?

[A.J.]

"Hi Bob."

http://tvland.classictvhits.com/BobNewhart/Pics/BNS1.jpg

[SarahImpact]

http://www.roflcats.com/images/0021.jpg

http://roflcats.com/images/0170.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

I AGREE! accolades are well deserved!!!

[Bob Impact]

I AGREE! accolades are well deserved!!!

Wow! I got the Funkman vote! Now I've really arrived!

[Hottub]

Ahh, Bite me!!

[Bulldogcakes]

Wow! I got the Funkman vote! Now I've really arrived!

You should have replied to Funky's post with a pun. Then you would have arrived.

Geez, you cant do anything right.

[Bob Impact]

You should have replied to Funky's post with a pun. Then you would have arrived.

Geez, you cant do anything right.

Damn!
Here's my favorite now then: The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged.

[IamPixie]

bob is so eccentric and off beat. funny, good guy.

[Gvac]

Look at everyone falling into line and drinking the Bob Impact Kool-Aid.

You all make me sick.

It's time we recognized him for what he is - a self-absorbed douchebag with delusions of grandeur. God only knows what kind of drugs he uses to keep that chick of his sedated enough to be with him.

He's a first class creep.

[RoseBlood]

Look at everyone falling into line and drinking the Bob Impact Kool-Aid.

You all make me sick.

It's time we recognized him for what he is - a self-absorbed douchebag with delusions of grandeur. God only knows what kind of drugs he uses to keep that chick of his sedated enough to be with him.

He's a first class creep.

Was that suppose to be your Candy Coated Phuck You? If so, you've failed miserably dear sir.

And PS.. I liked your old avatar better. :wink:

[Gvac]

Too subtle?

[Bob Impact]

Look at everyone falling into line and drinking the Bob Impact Kool-Aid.

You all make me sick.

It's time we recognized him for what he is - a self-absorbed douchebag with delusions of grandeur. God only knows what kind of drugs he uses to keep that chick of his sedated enough to be with him.

He's a first class creep.
Roofies.

[Bob Impact]

Too subtle?

I don't know, all I saw in that post was "BAH! FIDDLE FADDLE! GET OFF MY LAWN YA DURNED KIDS, WITH YOUR ROCK AND ROLL AND YOUR BACKWARDS PANTS!"

[FezPaul]

I don't know, all I saw in that post was "BAH! FIDDLE FADDLE! GET OFF MY LAWN YA DURNED KIDS, WITH YOUR ROCK AND ROLL AND YOUR BACKWARDS PANTS!"

What kind of needy loser posts in his own appreciation thread?

[Bob Impact]

What kind of needy loser posts in his own appreciation thread?

<-------------THIS KIND!

Here's a picture me and Ron Jeremy!
http://a696.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00249/59/65/249415695_l.jpg

[RoseBlood]

I don't know, all I saw in that post was "BAH! FIDDLE FADDLE! GET OFF MY LAWN YA DURNED KIDS, WITH YOUR ROCK AND ROLL AND YOUR BACKWARDS PANTS!"

Replies like this is why Bob gets an appreciation thread! :lol:

[FezPaul]

<-------------THIS KIND!

Here's a picture me and Ron Jeremy!
http://a696.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00249/59/65/249415695_l.jpg

Which one is you?

[Bob Impact]

Which one is you?

I'll give you a hint, his mustache and my eyebrows are exactly the same size.

[Gvac]

And PS.. I liked your old avatar better. :wink:

Which one?

[RoseBlood]

And PS.. I liked your old avatar better. :wink:

Which one?

Messed up Steve Yzerman.

[Gvac]

Your wish is my command.

And nothing gives me greater pleasure than the fact that we're hijacking this thread.

[RoseBlood]

Your wish is my command.

Thanks, you're the bestest!

[Bob Impact]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/bobimpact/grumpy_old_men-1.jpg

[Fat_Sunny]

Bob, You Sure Do Remind Fat Of Someone In That Picture. There Is A Hint Of Maynard G. Krebs, But That's Not It. Who Do People Tell You That You Look Like?

[Bulldogcakes]

I'll give you a hint, his mustache and my eyebrow are exactly the same size.

Fixed that for ya, paisan.

[Bulldogcakes]

I don't know, all I saw in that post was "BAH! FIDDLE FADDLE! GET OFF MY LAWN YA DURNED KIDS, WITH YOUR ROCK AND ROLL AND YOUR BACKWARDS PANTS!"

:laugh:
That is the message board equivalent of the scenes from the Steven Segal movies where someone attacks him with a weapon, and in one move Segal swipes the weapon from his hand and hits the guy over the head with it.

http://www.thewildgardener.com/images/touche.jpg

TOUCHE`!

[reeshy]

I sure do hope that Bob is a homo!!!!!

[IamPixie]

Look at everyone falling into line and drinking the Bob Impact Kool-Aid.

You all make me sick.

It's time we recognized him for what he is - a self-absorbed douchebag with delusions of grandeur. God only knows what kind of drugs he uses to keep that chick of his sedated enough to be with him.

He's a first class creep.

be that as it may. I like him and his apprectiation of the arts.

[Gvac]

I sure do hope that Bob is a homo!!!!!

No need to hope, brother.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I heart the Impactivo team in chat. If I had to choose sides between the Impacts, it would probably be bob, even though Sarah's a better human being, more attractive, fantastically more intelligent, and posts damn good threads.

I like rooting for the underdog. It's more magical when they snag a win after all, when you're never expecting it. Kinda like when those contestants would occasionally beat an American Gladiator in Joust.

[Bulldogcakes]

be that as it may. I like him and his appreciation of my farts.

ewwwwww. Thanks for sharing, Pixter.

[SatCam]

<-------------THIS KIND!

Here's a picture me and Ron Jeremy!
http://a696.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00249/59/65/249415695_l.jpg

who has the bigger dick?

[reeshy]

No need to hope, brother.

I know you are...but what am I?????

[FUNKMAN]

Damn!
Here's my favorite now then: The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged.


alright you've turned me around... "worst poster ever" :tongue:

NAH! I'm just jealous...