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Chigworthy
04-26-2007, 05:45 AM
I was surprised when Oprah announced that she would be selecting Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" for her book club. All I know about her book club is that my wife's stepmom has all of the Oprah books, and not much else. This has caused me to be somewhat skeptical about the quality and value of Oprah books.

But I've been a fan of McCarthy for years. He doesn't write cunty fluff for soft housewives and delusionally "empowered" women. From Appalachian cannibals, scalping parties, and giant boulders crushing underage lovers, his books usually deal with dark subject matter.

Well after the humiliating purchase of a book with the Oprah stamp on it, I blasted through "The Road" like I have every other McCarthy novel. It's a great story, albeit different than other McCarthy work. Well I wanted to see what hardcore Oprah Worshippers had to say about the book. There was quite a bit of positive response. But fuck that, here's some of the fun stuff:

I read "All The Pretty Horses" a couple of years ago (actually, I listened to the audiobook), and really enjoyed it. Love the movie, too!
This bitch considers listening to an audiobook and watching the really bad movie as the same as reading the great book.

It actually made me cry in yoga class even 2 days after reading it...
Look at me. I'm sensitive and I do yoga. Yuck.

I just began reading the excerpt from "The Road." In transferring this material to your site, did someone drop all the punctuation? As a writer, I would be horrified if someone left out the pause of a comma in my work. Conscientious writers do all they can to make a read enjoyable – and where some writer’s might fail, their editor should succeed.
This idiot is a writer, yet she has never read a McCarthy novel before? He never uses punctuation you daffy bitch! Arguably one of the most important living American authors has written all of these great books that have been published multiple times and all of the editors since "The Orchard Keeper" was published in 1965 failed to notice that the punctuation didn't follow what we were all taught in third grade. Well it's a good thing you came along and noticed the error, you fuck.

About 5 or 6 months ago I was watching "The O'Reilly Factor" and Bill O'Reilly recommended reading "The Road". I immediatly went out and bought the book.
Yuck. Just disgusting.

My initial thought was, I love how the book is blocked into short paragraphs. This makes it easy to read in the bathroom, during commercials, between inings in baseball games...
I won't read a book unless it is easy to read in the bathroom.

Well, coincidently just one week ago we decided to buy some bags and get prepared for a hurried departure if necessary. Each of us are putting what clothes and necessities we would need in our own bags.
This mongoloid is talking about the post-apocalyptic setting of the book. Because the first thing you would need if the world ended was a bag full of your favorite outfits and makeup.

Anyway, there is at least twenty pages of this horseshit at:
http://boards.oprah.com/WebX/.f14eacd!DYNID=J2CPHJCF0SQFZLARAZ2SFEQ

TheMojoPin
04-26-2007, 05:50 AM
I had no idea Oprah and her audience were such big fans of Boof Bosner.

burrben
04-26-2007, 05:54 AM
what a bunch of just stupid twats. they deserve a forced teabag

cupcakelove
04-26-2007, 05:55 AM
Does Oprah actually promote books she likes, or is it some kind of advertising system she makes money off of?

Chigworthy
04-26-2007, 05:56 AM
I have no idea how she picks 'em.

Furtherman
04-26-2007, 06:20 AM
"The Road" is my all time favorite book. I was shocked to hear Oprah picked it for her book club, but then I thought about it, and I'm glad she did.

Her audience would never seek out such a harrowing, dreadful and frightening tale of what it means to be HUMAN and ALIVE. As they sit in their kitchens and dens surrounded by stenciled wallpaper and new blinds in the windows that have little bottles with a flower in them, maybe they'll look up from this masterpiece and realize how easily, and inevitable, it will all vanish. How one day they could be on The Road, and how every generation that grows, the closer they get to The Road.


I hope it scares the shit out of the smart ones.

HBox
04-26-2007, 06:33 AM
http://440.gyrewire.com/beef.jpg

Where's the boof?

TooLowBrow
04-26-2007, 06:46 AM
Bravo Oprah
Posted by: ebecker
Posted on: 03/28/2007 at 4:20pm (4 of 839)

The message and gravity of this book still haunt me today and I read it 6 months ago.

wow, way to go, what is this woman, a goldfish?

Midkiff
04-26-2007, 06:52 AM
I do hate those boofs!

TooLowBrow
04-26-2007, 07:41 AM
http://locofonic.alphalink.com.au/pix/boof1c.jpg

sailor
04-26-2007, 07:45 AM
I had no idea Oprah and her audience were such big fans of Boof Bosner.

i was just going to write that!

Freakshow
04-26-2007, 07:56 AM
I had no idea Oprah and her audience were such big fans of Boof Bosner.

Yeah. I would have expected them to be Coco Crisp fans.

El Mudo
04-26-2007, 07:57 AM
i was just going to write that!



I was too!!!


Damn Mojo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:annoyed: :annoyed:


http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2006/06/24/wgK7Lvtc.jpg



See Mojo...THIS is why the Cubs never win....KARMA...you ruined mine and Sailor's joke...

Death Metal Moe
04-26-2007, 07:58 AM
Who cares what Oprah and her book club do. I don't get the Oprah Hate that exists. She has her audience, we're not part of it.

The end.

sailor
04-26-2007, 08:01 AM
Who cares what Oprah and her book club do. I don't get the Oprah Hate that exists. She has her audience, we're not part of it.

The end.

just like don and mike?

Chigworthy
04-26-2007, 08:10 AM
I don't hate Oprah at all. I think it's great that she picked "The Road" for her club. I don't hate the members of her club either. I just think that their is a large component of dottering twats in it, as illustrated by the above quotes.

Don Stugots
04-26-2007, 08:12 AM
I had no idea Oprah and her audience were such big fans of Boof Bosner.

heeeheeheeheeehheee

Death Metal Moe
04-26-2007, 08:25 AM
just like don and mike?

Ok I see your point on that. But I'm just one guy. I was kinda referring to the huge backlash Oprah gets from the "Man Show" types.

Marc with a c
04-26-2007, 08:25 AM
heeeheeheeheeehheee

what are you laughing at you fay baby?

Death Metal Moe
04-26-2007, 08:26 AM
I don't hate Oprah at all. I think it's great that she picked "The Road" for her club. I don't hate the members of her club either. I just think that their is a large component of dottering twats in it, as illustrated by the above quotes.

I wasn't really talking about you, I know you just started the conversation. I agree that there are probably a very large number of dumb housewives in her book club.

Marc with a c
04-26-2007, 08:27 AM
i would make love to oprah.

sailor
04-26-2007, 08:45 AM
Ok I see your point on that. But I'm just one guy. I was kinda referring to the huge backlash Oprah gets from the "Man Show" types.

i know. i was only jokin' :).


what are you laughing at you fey baby?

fixed that.

TheMojoPin
04-26-2007, 01:50 PM
I was too!!!


Damn Mojo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:annoyed: :annoyed:


http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2006/06/24/wgK7Lvtc.jpg



See Mojo...THIS is why the Cubs never win....KARMA...you ruined mine and Sailor's joke...

Shucks. I would just say great minds think alike.

KnoxHarrington
04-26-2007, 01:54 PM
I still want her to name "Finnegans Wake" as a selection just to fuck with her fans.

King Hippos Bandaid
04-26-2007, 01:57 PM
http://www.mantegh.com/images/graphic/boxes/boof(livan).gif

I love Boof Restaurants, they are a Fast Food Chain in Iran

I guess Owls are Popular in Iran

:King:

TheMojoPin
04-26-2007, 02:00 PM
I still want her to name "Finnegans Wake" as a selection just to fuck with her fans.

She already kinda did when she picked "The Corrections."

CaptClown
04-26-2007, 04:06 PM
Ok I see your point on that. But I'm just one guy. I was kinda referring to the huge backlash Oprah gets from the "Man Show" types.

She did a few man bashing shows earlier in the show's run.

El Mudo
04-26-2007, 04:28 PM
I had no idea Oprah and her audience were such big fans of Boof Bosner.




And I just realized you put "Bosner" there instead of "Bonser"



Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midkiff
04-26-2007, 06:05 PM
Boner?

Recyclerz
04-26-2007, 06:48 PM
KnoxHarrington: I still want her to name "Finnegans Wake" as a selection just to fuck with her fans.

She already kinda did when she picked "The Corrections."

I was going to come in & defend Oprah's honor by mentioning "The Corrections" (and Franzen's prissy litle snit following the announcement) but Mojo got here first. Then I was going to say that Oprah now being a lifestyle brand worth a billion dollars or so, it wasn't really going to help her bottom line to confuse her fans who may flinch at challenging fiction and may just want to chill with a conventional juicy story. (And who doesn't like to do that every now & again.)

But then I looked up the list of stuff she has reccommended

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprah%27s_Book_Club#Oprah.27s_Book_Club_Selections

and there are some good and serious books there. One Hundred Years of Solitude; Faulkner; Anna Karenina; House of Sand and Fog; Night by Elie Weisel? All pretty challenging stuff. I'm not the the biggest Toni Morrison fan but she did win the Nobel Prize and Paradise is a great, great book. Even the chick lit that I recognize and have read (Black & Blue by Anna Quindlen) was a very well written piece.

So quit picking on Oprah. I hoping she adopts me. :smile:

Bob Impact
04-26-2007, 06:52 PM
If Ophrah wants to impress me pick Invisible Monsters or better yet, Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk.

Chigworthy
04-27-2007, 06:04 AM
I can just see one of these dottering twats reading "Guts" and puking all over Yoga class 2 days later.

Furtherman
06-05-2007, 09:31 AM
I was surprised when Oprah announced that she would be selecting Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" for her book club. All I know about her book club is that my wife's stepmom has all of the Oprah books, and not much else. This has caused me to be somewhat skeptical about the quality and value of Oprah books.

But I've been a fan of McCarthy for years. He doesn't write cunty fluff for soft housewives and delusionally "empowered" women. From Appalachian cannibals, scalping parties, and giant boulders crushing underage lovers, his books usually deal with dark subject matter.



Oprah interviews Cormac TODAY at 4pm.

It is his second or maybe third interview, EVER.

klaus_kinski_Jr
06-06-2007, 07:45 AM
It was his first TV interview and wow what a dissapointment. Just nothing there to hold your attention. The man might be able to write great books, but has personality of a plant.

For those that missed it the only thing of intrest he said. Was that he does not care if people read his books or not. Yeah if I was a writer whose books were all best sellers I would not care either.

Furtherman
06-06-2007, 09:14 AM
The man was laid back.

I mean really, really, really, really, really laid back.

He was so docile I felt like a 72 year old man after the interview.

I twisted thoughts that come out of that man's mind in not present in his appearance.

But I liked his work ethic: He worked hard at not working, so he could do what he pleased in life.

For those who want to see it, you can see it on Oprah's website.

sailor
06-20-2007, 05:35 PM
baboof!