Family "Curses"

[sr71blackbird]

When I was a kid, my parents bought a new refrigerator from Sears and the day it was delivered, my aunt happened to be over and when she saw the fridge, she scoffed at it, telling my mother it was a piece of shit Kenmore, and said she would have nothing but trouble with it.
From that day forward, whenever the door was opened too fast, the shelf on the door would fall off and my mother would say it Aunt Pauline s Curse.
It was such an annoyance and it went on for at least 10 years. One day my aunts son was over and went to get something out of the fridge and the shelf fell off and my mother said it is his mothers curse that caused it.
I asked him if he could remove the curse and he jokingly put his hand on the door and commanded that by the power of his word, that the curse be lifted.

From that day forward believe it or not, the shelf never fell again!

Did your family have "curses"?

[FUNKMAN]

my dad cursed alot -lol

nah no curses to speak of. we haven't hit the mega million so maybe that's one

[Marc with a c]

i'm irish

[Kevin]

i'm irish

Did somebody not say Massive Cock??

[sr71blackbird]

I know many women who believe that other women put curses on them

[Midkiff]

My family is cursed with being a bunch of goddamn assholes.

[Kevin]

My family is cursed with being a bunch of goddamn assholes.

Are we related??

[ScottFromGA]

embarrassing to tell this.........

my mothers side of the family that I have no dealing with anymore......

their curse..............is..............


INCEST!!!!!!


COUSINS AND COUSINS, FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!!!


thats my time..

[EliSnow]

fttttttttt.

[TooLowBrow]

This has nothing to do with the topic...

i remember old school cartoon bad guys would scream the word 'curses' when the good guy got away. Was that written into the script, or was the voice actor supposed to ad-lib some curses?
i also remember garfield saying the word 'sigh'

[Midkiff]

embarrassing to tell this.........

my mothers side of the family that I have no dealing with anymore......

their curse..............is..............


INCEST!!!!!!


COUSINS AND COUSINS, FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!!!


thats my time..

Hey, it's the best, brother. I'm all for fucking, as long as there are no offspring involved.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[ScottFromGA]

Hey, it's the best, brother. I'm all for fucking, as long as there are no offspring involved.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

:ohmy: incest is the best, right?















no?

[Midkiff]

:ohmy: incest is the best, right?


no?


Put your sister to the test!

[sailor]

embarrassing to tell this.........

my mothers side of the family that I have no dealing with anymore......

their curse..............is..............


INCEST!!!!!!


COUSINS AND COUSINS, FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!!!


thats my time..

the united states is the only western country with laws against cousins marrying 1st cousins (http://www.cousincouples.com/info/facts.shtml) (and it's only illegal in 24 of the states). darwin, einstein,hg wells and rudy giuliani all married their cousins (http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=famous). it's really not that bad of a thing.

[Tall_James]

http://www.fictionworks.com/kissingcousinsBIG.jpeg

When Trina Garland fled Melbourne for Tasmania, she planned to spend a few stress-free weeks away from her possessive ex-boyfriend, relaxing at her Aunt Jenny's farm. The last thing she wanted was to find herself sharing her aunt's farmhouse with a tall, dark, handsome stranger—even one as charming as her new-found cousin, Alister McKenzie. Although Trina kept trying to leave, fate seemed determined to keep her at Glen Heather. She found herself falling into an adventure of the heart that would not end until both Alister McKenzie and Tasmania won her heart.

I wrote this novel under a pseudonym. Tegan James = Tall James

It's basically a batch novel for the incest crowd. It was a big seller in Kentucky.

[Hottub]

I wrote this novel under a pseudonym. Tegan James = Tall James

It's basically a batch novel for the incest crowd. It was a big seller in Kentucky.

LROTFLMAO!

Good stuff, Sir.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Ive got the Curse of the Jewish Last name

Weingard

am 50% Jewish 50 % Italian Catholic

But the Mean Staten Italy Kids would yell Weinnnnnnnnnnngard. I had no chance to say, hey my Moms Last Name is Castagno.

My wife feels cursed by having that last name.

:king:

[RADIO-SHARK]

Snoopy cursed the Red Baron all the time.

[boeman]

Snoopy cursed the Red Baron all the time.

just the word the who... a backwards swasticker... the word the who.

[RADIO-SHARK]

just the word the who... a backwards swasticker... the word the who.

the peace, the roadrunner,yea things like that......

[RADIO-SHARK]

the peace, the roadrunner,yea things like that......

[B]oops , peace sign.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[PopPop]

I wrote this novel under a pseudonym. Tegan James = Tall James

It's basically a batch novel for the incest crowd. It was a big seller in Kentucky.[/QUOTE]

Aww. Just Kentucky? Not West Virginia?

[Tall_James]

Aww. Just Kentucky? Not West Virginia?

Just Kentucky. You know that no one knows how to read in West Virginia.