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Gvac

04-19-2007, 03:26 PM

As some of you may be aware, I announced at the end of last season that I was ending my 32 year love affair with the Cincinnati Bengals of the NFL. Far too much heartbreak and disappointment has made me decide that we're better off without each other. I also find it extremely hard to root for a team full of thugs.

I'm asking my fellow RonFez.Netters to state their case for their football team and bring me around to your way of thinking.

I'll be announcing my new favorite team in August, when the exhibition games begin.

Let the brainwashing begin!

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/FootballHelmet.jpg

BoondockSaint

04-19-2007, 03:26 PM

Stay away from my team, jinxy.

weekapaugjz

04-19-2007, 03:28 PM

i hope the bengals win the superbowl next year

Hottub

04-19-2007, 03:28 PM

Well, you can practically walk to Giants Stadium.
Be a homer.

Gvac

04-19-2007, 03:29 PM

Stay away from my team, jinxy.

Jinxy???

I'll have you know that I've seen my favorite hockey team and baseball team win 3 championships each.

It's only the Bagels that have let me down time and time again.

Tenbatsuzen

04-19-2007, 03:29 PM

GVac, I think the only answer is the Browns.

Unless you don't like the Browns.

I know I don't.

sailor

04-19-2007, 03:29 PM

raiders: getting in on the ground floor of the jamarcus russell bandwagon. him and a great group of receivers will be great. plus rhodes from the world champs. i know you'll be wary of the thug-ish aspect, but that's just the fans, not the players. (btw, i hate 90% of raiders fans)

sailor

04-19-2007, 03:30 PM

Well, you can practically walk to Giants Stadium.
Be a homer.

yeah, root for the jets. huh?

Swannee

04-19-2007, 03:31 PM

Good Coach, Solid Team, and you will be the only fan in New Jersey. Embrace the mediocrity

Kevin

04-19-2007, 03:31 PM

You know i am not even going to try Gvac..

Bossanova

04-19-2007, 03:34 PM

I think its clear. Come join the Philly bandwagon. The Eagles don't tolerate thugs and give you a chance to watch the playoffs every year. Plus Loaf and I love em

cougarjake13

04-19-2007, 03:34 PM

get in on the arizona cardinals

young qb leinart
top notch wrs boldin, & fitzgerald
good rb who only needs an o line edge james

and the #5 pick

Kevin

04-19-2007, 03:36 PM

get in on the arizona cardinals

young qb leinart
top notch wrs boldin, & fitzgerald
good rb who only needs an o line edge james

and the #5 pick

You just named the Begals minus the 5th pick...

cougarjake13

04-19-2007, 03:39 PM

You just named the Begals minus the 5th pick...

yeh be quiet you'll rooone it

Kevin

04-19-2007, 03:42 PM

I think its clear. Come join the Philly bandwagon. The Eagles don't tolerate thugs and give you a chance to watch the playoffs every year. Plus Loaf and I love em

Nova.. i love ya.. But your killing me here.. Mets Eagles and Devils??? COME ON!!

Bossanova

04-19-2007, 03:44 PM

Nova.. i love ya.. But your killing me here.. Mets Eagles and Devils??? COME ON!!

HAHAHAHA, I know, we have nothin but rivals, except for our shit basketball team

Don Stugots

04-19-2007, 03:44 PM

gvac=jinx

cougarjake13

04-19-2007, 03:47 PM

HAHAHAHA, I know, we have nothin but rivals, except for our shit basketball team

being that you live in jersey i get the devils, and even the eagles depending on where you lived growing up you might have been closer to the eagles but then why a mets fan and not a phillies fan, same for knicks and sixers ????

Gvac

04-19-2007, 03:49 PM

Carolina Panthers. Good Coach, Solid Team, and you will be the only fan in New Jersey. Embrace the mediocrity

Hmmm. Nice helmet, cool colors, this may bear some futher investigation.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/CAROLINAPANTHERSMINI.jpg

Bossanova

04-19-2007, 03:49 PM

being that you live in jersey i get the devils, and even the eagles depending on where you lived growing up you might have been closer to the eagles but then why a mets fan and not a phillies fan, same for knicks and sixers ????

Its actually the Eagles that should baffle people. I am closer to NY, but when I started watching football I saw Cunningham and fell in love. Just started following them

Kevin

04-19-2007, 03:51 PM

Hmmm. Nice helmet, cool colors, this may bear some futher investigation.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/CAROLINAPANTHERSMINI.jpg

from one shitty cat team to another...

cougarjake13

04-19-2007, 03:53 PM

from one shitty cat team to another...

nice maybe he can make it a trifecta and dump them in a few years and go for the jaguars

Gvac

04-19-2007, 03:53 PM

from one shitty cat team to another...

Geez, I hadn't thought of that.

Too bad there's not a team with "Red" in their name besides the Redskins.

Dudeman

04-19-2007, 03:54 PM

wait for LA to get a team. then you can say you were a fan since day 1.

cougarjake13

04-19-2007, 03:55 PM

Geez, I hadn't thought of that.

Too bad there's not a team with "Red" in their name besides the Redskins.

well the cardinals have red uniforms

Bossanova

04-19-2007, 03:56 PM

http://www.calendars.com/images/034/3401/200600017372_fc.jpg

A gift from the Eagles. Gvac there is much more of this, and we cut T.O

FezPaul

04-19-2007, 03:56 PM

wait for LA to get a team. then you can say you were a fan since day 1.

The Los Angeles Bon Jovis?

cougarjake13

04-19-2007, 03:57 PM

see why dont the god damn giants have a cheerleading squad ???

what the fuck ??? we need some love

Gvac

04-19-2007, 03:59 PM

http://www.calendars.com/images/034/3401/200600017372_fc.jpg

A gift from the Eagles. Gvac there is much more of this, and we cut T.O

You make a compelling argument brother.

Swannee

04-19-2007, 04:01 PM

http://www.calendars.com/images/034/3401/200600017372_fc.jpg

A gift from the Eagles. Gvac there is much more of this, and we cut T.O

it is tough to compete with that, but don't forget about our cheerleadershttp://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2216124

Gvac

04-19-2007, 04:04 PM

I'm trying to avoid felons Swannee!

Kevin

04-19-2007, 04:04 PM

You make a compelling argument brother.

Somewhere a black van just pulled up to Bossanova's place.. dragged him into the van and repeatedly beat him, for possibly bringing a huge jinx to the Eagles... WE HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE, SAY THE BEATERS!!!

Swannee

04-19-2007, 04:06 PM

I'm trying to avoid felons Swannee!

If Girl on Girl action is wrong, do you really want to be right??

Gvac

04-19-2007, 04:07 PM

If Girl on Girl action is wrong, do you really want to be right??

Again, another compelling argument.

Swannee is starting to sway my opinion.

Bossanova

04-19-2007, 04:12 PM

You can't pick the Panthers. You hate thugs.

Two words RAE CARRUTH

http://augustasports.com/images/headlines/012001/CARRUTH_TRIAL.jpg

Gvac

04-19-2007, 04:14 PM

Decisions, decisions....

http://www.calendars.com/images/034/3401/200600017372_fc.jpg

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/panthers.jpg

Swannee

04-19-2007, 04:19 PM

Decisions, decisions....

http://www.calendars.com/images/034/3401/200600017372_fc.jpg

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/panthers.jpg

That cheerleader makes a better arguement than I do

Bossanova

04-19-2007, 04:29 PM

http://org-www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/AFGDFEJCGCIG/05hs_Ali.jpg

http://www.onecrazyfan.com/images/cheesesteak.bmp

BoondockSaint

04-19-2007, 04:35 PM

Jinxy???

I'll have you know that I've seen my favorite hockey team and baseball team win 3 championships each.

It's only the Bagels that have let me down time and time again.

Sorry. Stay away from my team, footbal jinxy.

J.Clints

04-19-2007, 04:36 PM

I am with you about rooting for thugs. But you have love Cincinnati for a long time and I thunk you should stay with them. Also these girls want you to stay too.

http://assets.bengals.com/uploads/photo/466DFBEA858E42DCB18519884E71F5E4.jpg
http://www.bengals.com/uploads/photo/AA59557307804F31A7767454F9B360A4.jpg
http://www.bengals.com/uploads/photo/FC4B0A5A7FF3453A8C00499A9A3EFFCD.jpg

Bob Impact

04-19-2007, 04:38 PM

I say you go with the Arizona Cardinals... why? The NFL's oldest continuously running franchise.

That one was for making fun of my reality TV star friend. Gramps.

epo

04-19-2007, 05:45 PM

Bossanova

04-19-2007, 05:48 PM

We're so cold, we don't even bother with cheerleaders. Everyone just tailgates and has a good time.

Plus we've got the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field, Vince Lombardi, Bart Starr and you get to automatically hate the Bears & Vikings. Oh and we've got the Ironman...

http://www.polkonline.com/images/030301/brett-favre.jpg

Which brings it back to the Eagles. The Packers lost to them on a 4th and 26 pass to FREDDIE FRIGGIN MITCHELL in the playoffs. How can you go with the Packers

Kevin

04-19-2007, 05:50 PM

Which brings it back to the Eagles. The Packers lost to them on a 4th and 26 pass to FREDDIE FRIGGIN MITCHELL in the playoffs. How can you go with the Packers

You dissing the peoples champ?? Didn't he do the belt sign when he got up??

cougarjake13

04-19-2007, 05:50 PM

Which brings it back to the Eagles. The Packers lost to them on a 4th and 26 pass to FREDDIE FRIGGIN MITCHELL in the playoffs. How can you go with the Packers

they won more super bowls in the last 11 years

epo

04-19-2007, 05:50 PM

Which brings it back to the Eagles. The Packers lost to them on a 4th and 26 pass to FREDDIE FRIGGIN MITCHELL in the playoffs. How can you go with the Packers

3 SuperBowl victories and a record 12 NFL Championships. Let's count those Eagles Super Bowl wins.......

Bossanova

04-19-2007, 05:53 PM

3 SuperBowl victories and a record 12 NFL Championships. Let's count those Eagles Super Bowl wins.......

I'll have you know, the Eaglea were the first team to lose a Super Bowl to a wild card team. Oh wait. DMAN

epo

04-19-2007, 05:53 PM

Plus we don't have a rich owner to blame!

Bossanova

04-19-2007, 05:56 PM

Plus we don't have a rich owner to blame!

I'm the first one to rip the Eagles. I hate my favorite team as much as I love them. I'm just tryin to convince Gvac that we have hotter chicks and better food than Green Bay. And why pick the Packers, you have what 1 more year of Favre

epo

04-19-2007, 06:03 PM

I'm the first one to rip the Eagles. I hate my favorite team as much as I love them. I'm just tryin to convince Gvac that we have hotter chicks and better food than Green Bay. And why pick the Packers, you have what 1 more year of Favre

Favre is never retiring. Watch your mouth or he might actually do it. Hot chicks and good food don't fill up that 3 hour void on Sunday. Plus Green Bay is the anti-Bengals:

You can't get in trouble in Green Bay.
Have a winning tradition.

Plus there is nothing wrong with wearing a block of fake cheese on your head. Well...that might be a problem, but nonetheless.

Bossanova

04-19-2007, 06:04 PM

Favre is never retiring. Watch your mouth or he might actually do it. Hot chicks and good food don't fill up that 3 hour void on Sunday. Plus Green Bay is the anti-Bengals:

You can't get in trouble in Green Bay.
Have a winning tradition.

Plus there is nothing wrong with wearing a block of fake cheese on your head. Well...that might be a problem, but nonetheless.

Even worse, the awful Eagle fans wear foam cheesesteaks on their heads

FezPaul

04-19-2007, 06:09 PM

The Los Angeles Bon Jovis?

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hack/BisVos.gif

sailor

04-19-2007, 06:22 PM

http://k.foto.radikal.ru/0612/125dfb5cc1e5.jpg

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/5968/danielle14xh.jpg

NSFW (http://www.priyantha.nl/rtc/upload/Kopie_van_Danielle_Gamba020.jpg)

PapaBear

04-19-2007, 06:44 PM

Pick the Redskins. Ogre will probably send you BBQ if you do, and it will disappoint Spoon to no end.

King Hippos Bandaid

04-19-2007, 07:53 PM

I say Be a Front Runner, cheer for who is doing good.

You are a good fan, you know your Sports, dealt with hardship

take 2 or 3 years to be a front runner

:king:

Yuppie_Scum

04-19-2007, 08:25 PM

The Houston Texans are the obvious choice. You can get the jersey of the guy they picked over Vince Young and Reggie Bush ... wear it proudly.

weekapaugjz

04-19-2007, 08:32 PM

i would offer the invitation to become a bills fan, but then i realized it would only cause you more pain and suffering...

Ritalin

04-20-2007, 04:28 AM

Decisions, decisions....

http://www.calendars.com/images/034/3401/200600017372_fc.jpg

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/panthers.jpg

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r85/ritalin3g/da_coach.jpg

FUNKMAN

04-20-2007, 04:48 AM

As some of you may be aware, I announced at the end of last season that I was ending my 32 year love affair with the Cincinnati Bengals of the NFL.
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/FootballHelmet.jpg

coincidence... i gave up on the Vikings in 99' after they lost to the falcons and 31 years of being a big fan. never picked a new team, it's so much nicer having no attachments

just fuck alot and play your guitar with your non-work/spare time

A.J.

04-20-2007, 04:50 AM

I was going to say since you're a Red Wings fan, go with the Detroit Lions...but you've already suffered enough as a Bengals fan.

I'll remind you that I damn near gave up on my Red Sox, ready to dump them for the Nats. You never know what could happen.

Furtherman

04-20-2007, 06:37 AM

Eagles.

Because most guys in the NYC area hate them, which cause them to hate Eagles fans, in turn, the women think... "Hmmm... why do they hate that guy so much? What's with him?" Mystery. Intrigue. Danger.

Women like that.

http://www.thefanschoice.com/images/large/Philadelphia%20Eagles4x6%20large.jpg

ralphbxny

04-20-2007, 07:06 AM

http://k.foto.radikal.ru/0612/125dfb5cc1e5.jpg

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/5968/danielle14xh.jpg

NSFW (http://www.priyantha.nl/rtc/upload/Kopie_van_Danielle_Gamba020.jpg)

I may leave my Jets for her!!!

King Hippos Bandaid

04-20-2007, 07:17 AM

http://www.erbzine.com/mag13/judaism.jpg

comon We Have MATZAH

:king:

El Mudo

04-20-2007, 11:49 AM

I may leave my Jets for her!!!

haha...isn't that the chick Patrice insulted on O and A?

sailor

04-20-2007, 02:09 PM

haha...isn't that the chick Patrice insulted on O and A?

i believe she was one of the girls, if not THE girl. i think you're right tho'. patrice must be gay.

El Mudo

04-21-2007, 09:55 AM

i believe she was one of the girls, if not THE girl. i think you're right tho'. patrice must be gay.

I went back and listened to the audio...it was def her...

Patrice didn't say she was ugly, he just called her the c word, and she got mad and left

It was still REALLY funny

furie

04-21-2007, 10:01 AM

come be a jets fan! we have slightly less heartbreak and disappointment than the bangels with better colors!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/furie1335/pics/jets.jpg

Gvac

04-21-2007, 10:03 AM

come be a jets fan! we have slightly less heartbreak and disappointment than the bangels with better colors!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/furie1335/pics/jets.jpg

Serious replies only, please. :tongue:

Kevin

04-21-2007, 10:03 AM

furie

04-21-2007, 10:09 AM

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/5968/danielle14xh.jpg

NSFW (http://www.priyantha.nl/rtc/upload/Kopie_van_Danielle_Gamba020.jpg)

Sweet Jesus!

ChimneyFish

04-21-2007, 10:38 AM

Do like me.

Since I can no longer allow myself to be lumped in with the majority of the drunken savages that are Eagles fans, I will now be known as an "Eagles enthusiast".

cougarjake13

04-21-2007, 12:36 PM

i still say go with these guys

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20050127/cardinals_68453.jpg

ChimneyFish

04-21-2007, 01:11 PM

i still say go with these guys

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20050127/cardinals_68453.jpg

After two years, I honestly think I'm going to put Larry "Fitzy" Fitzgerald on my fantasy team every year until he retires.

Bossanova

06-10-2007, 06:54 AM

Gvac the Bengals have given you a reason to stay on board.

Chad Johnson beat a horse in a race. Now that cancells everything out

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/teams/photo?photoId=1597263&team=cin

cougarjake13

06-10-2007, 10:57 AM

After two years, I honestly think I'm going to put Larry "Fitzy" Fitzgerald on my fantasy team every year until he retires.

i'd see no reason not to

you got leinart throwing to him, an improved o line that will help edge run the ball better making defenses have to honor the run, ya got boldin on the other side

cougarjake13

06-10-2007, 10:58 AM

Gvac the Bengals have given you a reason to stay on board.

Chad Johnson beat a horse in a race. Now that cancells everything out

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/teams/photo?photoId=1597263&team=cin

he'll just see that as another insult to his former love

so who's the leader in the clubhouse gvac ???

bigredd

06-10-2007, 11:24 AM

Chad Johnson raced a horse yesterday for Christ's sake! You have to abandon ship before it's too late. Thouhg WKRP was one of the finest TV shows to ever grace the small screen wasn't Cincinnati where Larry Flynt was first prosecuted and went to jail?

Bowlofcheesesteaks

11-16-2009, 08:33 AM