Gwen
11-13-2001, 12:25 PM
<b>Heckler:</b> Will find his true calling in life as the host of a pop-culture quiz show which will be immensely successful and will spawn its own line of stores specializing in "Old School" pop-culture memorabilia called "Hecklers Little Shack of Retro Goodness"
<b>Gvac:</b> Will be replaced by skullcrush on reeshy and Rooster's tour of duty but will come home to say "Fuck Retail" and open his own private detective/ crime fighting agency called Gvac's Angels and maybe if he's lucky heckler will host his line of 70's inspired merchandise promoting his girls.
<b>Irishalkey:</b> will eventually get to become one of Gvacs angels after a weekend of wild binge drinking leads to a failed attempt at a cross dressing stripper career. He will be the team's secret weapon with his hypnotizing cans.
<b>Sweet Melissa:</b> will become a millionaire after her career that started on the Ron & Fez show becomes immensely successful through her series of "Who needs Viagra when you've got me?" audio-tapes. A favorite of Melissa's fans are her dirty readings of fairy tales and other childish stories.
<b>Alice S Fuzzybutt & Thunderlips:</b> will have the first RonFez.net baby whose middle name will be Fezzy and will bear an uncanny resemblance to Milhouse.
<b>Carter:</b> will start posting again and after he goes off to his first year of college he will come home as the coolest kid on campus and start his own chapter of the unofficial Ron & Fez frat: RFN (ronus fezus netae)
<b>Ronfez Mark:</b> will come down to visit Gwen in Greenwich one day where she'll introduce him to Vinny Mac who will sign him on the spot and build him up to be one of the greatest superstars the WWF has ever seen. He will stay true to his roots though and have the fans chanting his stolen catchphrases like "Budday", "Noice", "See yuh" and "Rock", `cause he couldn't think of his own. =)(Hehehe Meow!)
<b>Al Dukes:</b> will never get a personality, never get laid and die a lonely man standing over his toilet.
<b>Joe Poo:</b> will become producer after Al's unfortunate death and all the jokes on the show will now be about poop, pee, puke and good old Bayone, New Jersey. While he's at it he may even wash his underware.
<b>Big Jim:</b> will make a secret plot to touch Pooter's butt after promising him infinite world power and wooing him with his undying chant of "#1! #1! #1!". Eventually Jim will realize what many of the women of Rf.net have, Pooter's butt isn't all its cracked up to be, in fact its kind of lumpy and Mr. Beanish in person. Hehehe ;)
<b>TomPoo:</b> will one day get his knob hobbed by Britney Spears and will be able to die a happy man.
Phew! Im spent. All this psychic work really drains your brain!
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<b>The most insatiable hamburger pimps turn into blood-thirsty vampires!</b>
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
<b>Gvac:</b> Will be replaced by skullcrush on reeshy and Rooster's tour of duty but will come home to say "Fuck Retail" and open his own private detective/ crime fighting agency called Gvac's Angels and maybe if he's lucky heckler will host his line of 70's inspired merchandise promoting his girls.
<b>Irishalkey:</b> will eventually get to become one of Gvacs angels after a weekend of wild binge drinking leads to a failed attempt at a cross dressing stripper career. He will be the team's secret weapon with his hypnotizing cans.
<b>Sweet Melissa:</b> will become a millionaire after her career that started on the Ron & Fez show becomes immensely successful through her series of "Who needs Viagra when you've got me?" audio-tapes. A favorite of Melissa's fans are her dirty readings of fairy tales and other childish stories.
<b>Alice S Fuzzybutt & Thunderlips:</b> will have the first RonFez.net baby whose middle name will be Fezzy and will bear an uncanny resemblance to Milhouse.
<b>Carter:</b> will start posting again and after he goes off to his first year of college he will come home as the coolest kid on campus and start his own chapter of the unofficial Ron & Fez frat: RFN (ronus fezus netae)
<b>Ronfez Mark:</b> will come down to visit Gwen in Greenwich one day where she'll introduce him to Vinny Mac who will sign him on the spot and build him up to be one of the greatest superstars the WWF has ever seen. He will stay true to his roots though and have the fans chanting his stolen catchphrases like "Budday", "Noice", "See yuh" and "Rock", `cause he couldn't think of his own. =)(Hehehe Meow!)
<b>Al Dukes:</b> will never get a personality, never get laid and die a lonely man standing over his toilet.
<b>Joe Poo:</b> will become producer after Al's unfortunate death and all the jokes on the show will now be about poop, pee, puke and good old Bayone, New Jersey. While he's at it he may even wash his underware.
<b>Big Jim:</b> will make a secret plot to touch Pooter's butt after promising him infinite world power and wooing him with his undying chant of "#1! #1! #1!". Eventually Jim will realize what many of the women of Rf.net have, Pooter's butt isn't all its cracked up to be, in fact its kind of lumpy and Mr. Beanish in person. Hehehe ;)
<b>TomPoo:</b> will one day get his knob hobbed by Britney Spears and will be able to die a happy man.
Phew! Im spent. All this psychic work really drains your brain!
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<b>The most insatiable hamburger pimps turn into blood-thirsty vampires!</b>
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.