How do you women know???

[TomPoo]

Ok, this is totally from SWINGERS, but it just happened to my buddy and it has happened to me plenty of times as well.

How is it, that when you FINNALLY start to move on from a girl your crushed on, broken up with, been dumped by, etc....

that they can somehow READ YOUR F'N MIND and know you have stopped thinking about them and CALL YOU to send you back into a FUCKING RELAPSE!!!!!

HOW? do you girls do it!?!?!?!?!

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[TooCute]

Didn't you know? We're evil,
sadistic, life-sucking
succubuses who can throw
you into fits of passion, for
good or ill, at our merest
whim.

Oh wait, ignore that. I'm
lying.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

If I told you that then I'd have to kill you. Sorry, trade secret.


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[girl germs]

it's the gold mine between our legs.

our vaginas.

our vaginas have secret magical powers. they are telepathic, too.

yeah.

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[TomPoo]

Sorry, trade secret.

oh well that is just not fair
our vaginas have secret magical powers. they are telepathic, too.

and that is really not fair
We're evil,
sadistic, life-sucking
succubuses who can throw
you into fits of passion, for
good or ill, at our merest
whim.
and this is just plain WRONG!!! (but aya, you do make it sound so cute so I can't be mad)

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But seriously, how are we as guys, suppose to react to this????

Cause when you do it, there is never any real good intentions... and do you all know how mean it actually is???



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Have you ever noticed that our interest in you rises whenever we need something fixed, moved, or painted?

Things that make you go, hmmmmmm


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[girl germs]

<i>"Cause when you do it, there is never any real good intentions... and do you all know how mean it actually is???"</i>

on behalf of all the women in the world, i apologize, tompoo.

we never meant to hurt your feelings.

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[HordeKing1]

ALICE - You left out the interest women show in men when a scary spider needs to be killed.

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/hking2

[Sunrisa]

spidey sense.
pure and simple


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Noellevious]

Didn't you know? We're evil,
sadistic, life-sucking
succubuses who can throw
you into fits of passion, for
good or ill, at our merest
whim.


That's it. We're revoking your license.

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One Nation...Indivisible.

I've loved you forever...in lifetimes before...
11. 2. 01.

[Se7en]

Haven't you listened to Fez? "All girls are dumb and stupid." ;)

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Thank you, WWFallon! You are my Olympic Hero!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[Pootertoot]

ALICE - You left out the interest women show in men when a scary spider needs to be killed.

I ain't killin' no spiders. They've got connections.

I was taking a dump the other day and a spider wandered from some previously unseen crack and onto the bathroom floor. I immediately leaned from the bowl to snatch up my clothes (I take off all my clothes when I dump. Why? I don't know) because I figured he'd try and make some nest in them.

My sudden movement spooked the spider and he ran underneath the bathroom scale. Now I know full well that this spider is about 1/100th my size and just wants to get back to his home, but I'm NAKED AND TAKING A DUMP, I do NOT want some spider mistaking my leg for a post and wandering up toward my crotch. So the staring contest began.

The tension mounted high as I was squeezing out my nuggets in brief spurts, in case I had to make any sudden movements that might cause dangling turdage to fly from my quickly clenched anus. The spider was weighing his options...either wait underneath the scale for what must have felt like a spider eternity, or make a mad dash for his home, risking death at the hands (or foot) of the giant pasty white manbeast. After about 3 minutes...he made his decision.

The spider dashed forth from his hiding place, headed straight towards my crapping frame.

I, in full manly response, leapt about thirteen feet in the air, over the spider, to the other end of the bathroom.

The spider, upon seeing my massive, gelatinous frame, with its flapping dangly appendages, casting a shadow as it flew overhead, screamed the spider equivalent of a blood-curdling scream and dashed back under the scale.

So I made my way back to the toilet. And waited for him to make his next move.

This went on for about five minutes, with him mustering up the courage for another go, with me leaping, naked with turd betwixt my asscheeks, from the toilet, and him running back in, before I just got up, wiped, and got out.

So...does this make me any less of a man?

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[Pootertoot]

Oh wait...what was this thread about?

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[Aggie]

Very good question TomPoo but like Fuzzy said
If I told you that then I'd have to kill you. Sorry, trade secret.

But we know and see all when it comes to things like that. [insert evil laugh]

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

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Thanks CZM :)

"Who got more ass than the average b****?
You know it's the baddest b****
Number ten in the face, slim in the waist
Fat in the ass, do you want a taste?" - Trina

[TomPoo]

You know... I saw this thread, and I remembered this thread well before I even reopened it.

I remembered how I asked a question hoping for some type of insight on how or why this happens.

And I rembered all the useless / saracastic comments. *esspecially Girl germ's*

and when I saw it brought back up, before I opened it I thought "hey if someone brought this back up, they must have a comment that might help, and even though it is 8 monthes later it may still help.

and what do I get?

another wise ass comment.

well thankyou for nothing aggie. *gives aggie the finger*

now I am going to go take out my frustration by typing some unnecessarily mean sarcastic comment on another thread.


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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
---Tom Poo

(thanks Fallon for the sig!)

[Aggie]

and what do I get?

another wise ass comment.

well thankyou for nothing aggie. *gives aggie the finger*

now I am going to go take out my frustration by typing some unnecessarily mean sarcastic comment on another thread.
Sorry TomPoo, can't let the secrets out on a public message board, but if you email or im me, I can tell you some things. Women are a lot sneakier than you think(most play the innocent role very well). Oh, the things men don't know...but the question is....do you really WANT to know???

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

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Thanks CZM :)

"Who got more ass than the average b****?
You know it's the baddest b****
Number ten in the face, slim in the waist
Fat in the ass, do you want a taste?" - Trina

[sourkitty]

well if you havent realized...we love the attention. We love to have guys want us, thats why we dress the way we do, watch our weight, wear make up, and take 10 hrs to get ready. So when u lose interest, we have to gain it back. That is why we kall u and put u in a relapse.... :)

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