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Furtherman
03-30-2007, 10:04 AM
Masturbating trespasser booted from frat (http://media.www.michigandaily.com/media/storage/paper851/news/2007/03/26/Crime/Masturbating.Trespasser.Booted.From.Frat-2791352.shtml)

Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.
A.J.
03-30-2007, 10:07 AM
Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

A half an hour? I don't think she was doing it right.
walking joint
03-30-2007, 10:11 AM
she was either a slob or this is the gayest fraternity ever. they called the cops and are now going to throw the couches out. grab a video camera and enjoy it.
Jujubees2
03-30-2007, 10:38 AM
I'd love to hear that 911 call.

"Um, there's a girl on our couch and she naked. And I think she's touching herself down there. Send someone over quick please!"
King Hippos Bandaid
03-30-2007, 11:07 AM
She Had to be from the Famed Sorority

Omega MOOOO!!!!
MrPink
03-30-2007, 11:59 AM
she can come over to my place! as long as she aint a fatty fatty 2 by 4 cant get thru the kitchen door.
pennington
03-31-2007, 12:32 PM
she was either a slob or this is the gayest fraternity ever.

The first thing I thought when I read this was she looked like Rosie O"Donnel.
whitefolks
03-31-2007, 12:37 PM
gotta be a fatty
cougarjake13
03-31-2007, 12:40 PM
who called the cops ???

it doesnt say in the article but im guessing its some sexually repressed virgins
DarkHippie
03-31-2007, 01:45 PM
She Had to be from the Famed Sorority

Omega MOOOO!!!!

Or maybe I Felta Pi
Bulldogcakes
04-01-2007, 06:27 AM
Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house

http://www.kevhead.com/images16/0813%20our%20staff%20fat%20girl.jpg
Bulldogcakes
04-01-2007, 06:30 AM
gotta be a fatty

Maybe instead of a FRATernity, she thought it was a FATernity?




Where's Funkman when you need him?
Bob Impact
04-01-2007, 06:38 AM
Maybe instead of a FRATernity, she thought it was a FATernity?

HHHIIIIYYYYYYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!