Sweet Chocolate Jesus!

[Judge Smails]

Chocolate Jesus on display in NYC angers Catholics (http://www.newsday.com/news/local/newyork/sns-ap-chocolate-jesus,0,4677714.story?coll=ny-nycnews-headlines)

The Easter season unveiling of an anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ, dubbed "My Sweet Lord" by its creator, has infuriated Catholics preparing to observe some of their holiest days of the year.

The 6-foot sculpture by Cosimo Cavallaro was to debut Monday evening, four days before Christians mark the crucifixion of Jesus Christ on Good Friday. The final day of the exhibit at the Lab Gallery inside Manhattan's Roger Smith Hotel was planned for Easter Sunday.

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The artwork was created from more than 200 pounds of milk chocolate, and it features Christ with his arms outstretched. The Cavallaro creation does not include a loincloth.


And our old friend Bill Donohue is at it again:

"This is one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever," said Bill Donohue, head of the Catholic League, a watchdog group. "It's not just the ugliness of the portrayal, but the timing _ to choose Holy Week is astounding."


http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/sweetlordAP_450x522.jpg

Funny, I expected our Lord and Savior's chocolate penis to be more impressive. Maybe he was running low on chocoloate.

[Jujubees2]

The artwork was created from more than 200 pounds of milk chocolate, and it features Christ with his arms outstretched. The Cavallaro creation does not include a loincloth.
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He should have used DARK chocolate!

[Drunky McBetidont]

cock and balls?

[Judge Smails]

Is that a Chocolate Jesus or a Chocolate Robert Duvall?
(I'm sorry. I have no clue how to re-size an image. Miss RonFez.net v.1)

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/sweetlordAP_450x522.jpg

http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/vol17/issue22/screens.film.apostle.gif

[MrPink]

i dont get art

[Don Stugots]

hey look, i am hung better than Jesus. you would think the son of God wouldnt be smaller than a mere mortal.

[A.J.]

I'd rather eat THAT then Communion.

And when you pierce its side, does chocolate syrup come gushing out?

[Jujubees2]

You know what's funny? I saw Jesus at Walmart the other day. He didn't mention anything about posing for the chocolate sculpture. I think he was picking up some Ester eggs.

http://www.chuck.thechiefsource.com/hello/804228/640/jesus-saves-walmart-2005.12.11-17.03.35.jpg

[Hottub]

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

[Don Stugots]

I'd rather eat THAT then Communion.

And when you pierce its side, does chocolate syrup come gushing out?

if it does then get me a glass of milk and stick a faucet in his belly.

[mendyweiss]

I think someone gave Jesus an oral circumcision !!

[furie]

Wow, he really was black! maybe earl was right about those dinosours too!

[cupcakelove]

I hope I get some mini chocolate Jesus' in my Easter Basket.

[torker]

Much like a chocolate bunny, I'd snap his fucking head off only to find it's hollow on the inside.

[Wallower]

does the lord have a creamy yolk at the center?

[cupcakelove]

Much like a chocolate bunny, I'd snap his fucking head off only to find it's hollow on the inside.

Its disappointing enough with the bunnies, I don't know if I could handle a hallow Jesus.

[ralphbxny]

Must be Cold where Chocolate Jesus is?

[Jujubees2]

Must be Cold where Chocolate Jesus is?

No, I think he was walking on water and fell in, suffering a little shrinkage.

[A.J.]

Its disappointing enough with the bunnies, I don't know if I could handle a hallow Jesus.

I could handle an UNhallowed Jesus.
[INSERT DEATH METAL JESUS PIC HERE]

[Furtherman]

The fact that this upsets people is illogical.

I bet jesus' toes taste delicious.

[torker]

Q: What did they nail Chocolate Jesus on?
A: A crucitwix.


Q: Who were Chocolate Jesus' favorite apostles?
A: Peter Paul.
















try the veal

[ralphbxny]

I wish I could put penut butter on jesus ...I'd love it!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

Imagine walking into this guy's art studio just as he is pouring over the penis, sitting 2 inches from it, sculpting it lovingly.






































gay

[AgnosticJihad]

If Jesus was made of chocolate, they could use chocolate wafers for communion instead of that flavorless crap they use now. I might actually go to church then

Nevermind, no I wouldn't.

Jujubees, that "Jesus Saves" sig pic is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

[BoondockSaint]

Exhibit cancelled. (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2007-03-30T185605Z_01_N30244192_RTRUKOC_0_US-USA-CHOCOLATE-JESUS.xml&src=rss&rpc=22)

[furie]

that catholic league has more power than the RNC!

[patsopinion]

that catholic league has more power than the brc!

fixed it for ya

[Wallower]

I'm starvin'. Earl, we got any strawberries dipped in the blood of christ?

[SatCam]

so big and so black

[pennington]

I wonder if the artist just made a chocolate man, realized no one cared, then decided to call it Jesus. I mean, there's no beard or long hair or even a cross for that matter.

[MrPink]

what if its a stue if Jesus pronounce d "hey sues"

[Fat_Sunny]

Mmmmm....That Chocolate Jesus Is Making Fat Hungry....For Some Salvation!

[torker]

http://www.j-freak.com/Shirts/a_LetThereBeChocolate.gif
to enjoy sweet chocolatey goodness.

[Yerdaddy]

"Hey you wanna turn up the air conditioner?! This thing's making a messiah!"

[Midkiff]

Exhibit cancelled. (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2007-03-30T185605Z_01_N30244192_RTRUKOC_0_US-USA-CHOCOLATE-JESUS.xml&src=rss&rpc=22)

Stupid bible-thumpers.

[RogerPodacter]

that dont look like 8lbs 6 oz baby infant jesus.

[PapaBear]

How was this more offensive that a chocolate bunny on Easter?

[Tenbatsuzen]

When Mary had her period, was it Hershey's syrup dripping down her leg?

[badmonkey]

How was this more offensive that a chocolate bunny on Easter?

Cuz it won't fit in a basket.

[scottinnj]

I wonder if the artist just made a chocolate man, realized no one cared, then decided to call it Jesus. I mean, there's no beard or long hair or even a cross for that matter.

You might be on to something Pennington.

[scottinnj]

[RON BENNINGTON] "Earl, do we have any chocolate Jesus' back there? I'm fuckin starvin!"[/RON BENNINGTON]