What a Fucked Up Day I Had!!!!

[reeshy]

I went to work really early....5AM.....my boss comes in at 10......I had a few things done and he asks me if a certain job was done....it was done on Monday and I told him that.....he looks like he doesn't know what going on and tells me I'm wrong.....I get the file and show him....he says I'm lying .....I told him to go fuck himself and left.....am I wrong!!!!

[ScottFromGA]

yes....you forgot to kick him in the cunt.

assuming he had a cunt...

[J.Clints]

Hell No I wish I could do that.

[BoxerAF]

How long have you been working there?

[reeshy]

It's not the amount of time I had there......I used to work for this guy on the NYPD.....and he owes me!!

[lleeder]

I see your consistant in all your relationships.

[Don Stugots]

i've come to learn in life that no one owes anyone or if they do, they never pay up. people today (all but few) have a sense of honor & pride. so sad.

[jetdog]

Sooooooo.......we're you lying?

[EliSnow]

You had a bad day? Nowhere near my day. First, I found out that my town wanted to take down my house to build a bypass. Next thing I know, my best friend told me that he was an alien, and that the Earth was going to be destroyed by some gits called the "Vogons" who wanted to build an intergalactic bypass. Seconds before the Earth was destroyed, my friend and I hitchhiked onto the Vogon ship. There we were captured, forced to listen to Vogon poetry, and then shot out into space.

And you think you had a bad day.

[reeshy]

What the fuck that means??

[sr71blackbird]

How can he say you are lying if you show him the finished work? You must be leaving something out!

[lleeder]

You had a bad day? Nowhere near my day. First, I found out that my town wanted to take down my house to build a bypass. Next thing I know, my best friend told me that he was an alien, and that the Earth was going to be destroyed by some gits called the "Vogons" who wanted to build an intergalactic bypass. Seconds before the Earth was destroyed, my friend and I hitchhiked onto the Vogon ship. There we were captured, forced to listen to Vogon poetry, and then shot out into space.

And you think you had a bad day.

Sorry Eli, I wish Reeshy would have thought about you before he selfishly made this thread.

[EliSnow]

What the fuck that means??

Nothing. I made a joke, and thought since it was in the Off Topic Thread, it was okay.

I apologize, and I do sympathize with your problem.

[reeshy]

Sorry Eli, I wish Reeshy would have thought about you before he selfishly made this thread.

What the fuck are you talking about????

[lleeder]

What the fuck are you talking about????
I was continuing Eli's joke. Sorry about your day.

[reeshy]

Fuck you...lleader......you didn't think!!!!!

[Bellyfullasnot]

Reesh, was this a bad month to stop smoking? Welcome back.

[lleeder]

I like stuff

[Gaia]

Im sorry you had a bad day Reesh!!

And Eli, this is no place for a hitchikers guide to the galaxy joke!!!!! :P

[ralphbxny]

F the prick!! but its unfortunate that stugots is right. People have no principle!

[SatCam]

Nothing. I made a joke, and thought since it was in the Off Topic Thread, it was okay.

I apologize, and I do sympathize with your problem.

it's never ok

[TheMojoPin]

Maybe
The
Dingo
Ate
Your
File.

Oh yeah, FUCK THE NEW BOARD'S AUTO-CORRECTION TOOLS! They're killing the dingo!

[mikeyboy]

Oh yeah, FUCK THE NEW BOARD'S AUTO-CORRECTION TOOLS! They're killing the dingo!

That Dingo's been nothing but trouble.

[TheMojoPin]

The dingo is a gift from God.

[JoeYaDeadHomey]

just 42.

[TheGameHHH]

i thought u were retired

[EliSnow]

And Eli, this is no place for a hitchikers guide to the galaxy joke!!!!! :P

Now I know.

I'm just glad someone got the reference.

[Team_Ramrod]

That's fucked reeshy, I hate bosses

you want I fly down there and straighten the little prick out?

[cougarjake13]

yummy

[reeshy]

i thought u were retired

I'm retired from the USCG reserves!!!

[SatCam]

I'm retired from the USCG reserves!!!

reeshy in chat you said you retired from your job too

[nate1000]

You had a bad day? Nowhere near my day. First, I found out that my town wanted to take down my house to build a bypass. Next thing I know, my best friend told me that he was an alien, and that the Earth was going to be destroyed by some gits called the "Vogons" who wanted to build an intergalactic bypass. Seconds before the Earth was destroyed, my friend and I hitchhiked onto the Vogon ship. There we were captured, forced to listen to Vogon poetry, and then shot out into space.

And you think you had a bad day.

Bunch of illiterate fucks.
Eli- did you at least have your towel with you?

[nate1000]

Bunch of illiterate fucks.
Eli- did you at least have your towel with you?

Just saw Gaia's post.

Edit: Bunch of illiterate fucks (except for Gaia)

[EliSnow]

Bunch of illiterate fucks.
Eli- did you at least have your towel with you?

No, but my friend Ford had one for me.

[Contra]

When he called you a liar you should have told him "I know you are but what am I?", then pick your nose and wipe it on him.