Person Above You Thread -adding an I to the x Pt 2

[led37zep]

says what everyone is thinking


Thinks what everyone is saying.

[thejives]

I'm 90% sure is actually Robert Plant

[led37zep]

Only watches "The Song Remains the Same" because of the tight jeans I'm wearing.

[WampusCrandle]

loves the tight jeans im wearing

[thejives]

Repeats things while putting his own sick sexual twist on them.

[WampusCrandle]

likes to repeat sick sexual twists

[led37zep]

Demands people check out his extra tight pants.

[ahhdurr]

Could never decide between "The Song Remains the Same" or "Caligula" at the midnight showing.

[WampusCrandle]

always chooses Caligula.

[RhinoinMN]

His father tries to be PC with ethnic slurs.

[cougarjake13]

hopes to see favre in a vikings uni

[thejives]

Mentions Favre every chance he gets.

[led37zep]

Mentions Farve everytime he cums.

[Marc with a c]

fucks mallards

[thejives]

The brains behind eat shit grandma

[Marc with a c]

doesn't know furtherman made his grandma eat poo

[thejives]

I could have gone my whole life not knowing about futherman and his grandma if it weren't for him.

[WampusCrandle]

just went there

[thejives]

Shits his pants for breakfast.

[cougarjake13]

is waiting for posters thejumps and thewails to join the boards

[led37zep]

Hates the American League.

[cougarjake13]

still wears his jeffrey leonard jersey proudly

[led37zep]

still wears his jeffrey leonard jersey proudly
Makes women call him "Dave Kingman" during love making.

[cougarjake13]

calls his penis lil dravecky

[led37zep]

Ask girls if they want to see his Wagner.

[cougarjake13]

tells boys about his rick Reuschel

[led37zep]

Lost his Virginity to Skip Lockwood.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/skip_lockwood_autograph.jpg

[cougarjake13]

once had a 3 way with bob knepper and johnnie lemaster

[led37zep]

Use to buy coke off of Darryl Strawberry.

[cougarjake13]

was caught in the coke sting with vida blue and willie wilson

[led37zep]

Had a childhood fantasy of being the filling in a Dwight Gooden/Strawberry sandwich.

Called it the "napoleon"

[midwestjeff]

Doesn't realize that everyone, is a fucking napoleon.

[cougarjake13]

was gang banged by bobby bonds, mccovey, mays, jack clark, bill madlock, darrell evans, and larry herndon


for led zep



for jeff he first recieved anal from Tom Niedenfuer

[led37zep]

Just wished rape upon an innocent bystander.

[cougarjake13]

wished it was by mark davis

[led37zep]

wished it was by mark davis

Has officially hit the the bottom of the well as far as Giants players.

He's a good "Jose Uribe" joke away from the Hat Trick.

[jauble]

Enjoys baseball and rape in that order.

[cougarjake13]

enjoyed his rape by bob dernier while watching baseball

[jauble]

took the photos....creep.

[cougarjake13]

so i could at your request give them to ivan dejesus

[led37zep]

Jumped in front of my line about the Sandwich king of the midwest

[cougarjake13]

was sad when deberg was out as niners qb

[jauble]

calls his penis "Mr. Met"

[cougarjake13]

calls his whatever the goats name is

[jauble]

thinks I have a cursed penis....:huh:

[cougarjake13]

thinks too much

[jauble]

thinks too little or as we call it a mets fan....waka waka

[cougarjake13]

wishes he was a mets fan , he 'd at least be able to celebrate a world series victory

[jauble]

Is glad that his stadium on wheels is finally shutting down.

[led37zep]

Has been referred to as the Dan Ugla of pussy.

[cougarjake13]

loved this trade at the time


. San Francisco Giants trade Francisco Liriano, Joe Nathan, and Boof Bonser to the Minnesota Twins for A.J. Pierzynski.

I don't think it gets much worse than this. And it's not that A.J. Pierzynski is a bad player -- he's probably among the top tier catchers in the game today. But it's the fact that the Giants had him for only a half of a season before he bolted for Chicago. And, boy, did the Giants pay dearly for him. If your dream rotation has Tim Lincecum-Matt Cain-Francisco Liriano-Jonathan Sanchez-Boof Bonser with Joe Nathan shutting things down, you can thank Giants management for killing that dream. But they got you Barry Zito, Giants fans - doesn't that make up for it?

[led37zep]

Reminding me of this.

"Player on first. A.J. up to bat, ground ball to 2nd. Double Play to end the inning!"

That seemed to happen every other time he was at bat.

[jauble]

has a kick ass c&h sig pic

[jauble]

is a thread killer

[led37zep]

Kills threads and Hookers.

[jauble]

Usually asks (in reference to the dead hooker) "you gonna eat that?"

[led37zep]

In the same situation asks "you gonna fuck that?"

[WampusCrandle]

is a year older......:drunk:

[cougarjake13]

needs to let us know where his favorite sports teams reside so we can pull out old school references

[spadanko]

Has a Wally Whitehurst jersey

[RhinoinMN]

Tries to eat his kid.

[joethebartender]

Tries to eat his kid.

tries to eat his kid...on a stick

[thejives]

if he gives you a free drink, double the tip.

[led37zep]

if he gives you a free drink, double the tip.

If he gives you the tip....get tested.

[WampusCrandle]

if he gives you the tip, you'll be smiling all day :wub:

[thejives]

Runs up the tab

[WampusCrandle]

is known around town as "tab runner" jives

[led37zep]

When I type up this handle into google this comes up.

d-bager:

its the most dangerous of the offspring from Darien, CT. the can be spotted with LV purses, uggs, Eliza B flipflops, gucci sunglasses, or with multi-colored polo shirts, a car that cost more than 4 college tuitions, and eat fancy club sandwiches and the local country clubs. if they are seen without any of those items, they aren't a D-bager. these people, the word "people" being used vaguely, are extremely fake and unlovable, unless it is by another D-bager. it should be used in a negative fashion especially when talking about artificiality and the act of being useless

[jauble]

When I type up this handle into google this comes up.

d-bager:

its the most dangerous of the offspring from Darien, CT. the can be spotted with LV purses, uggs, Eliza B flipflops, gucci sunglasses, or with multi-colored polo shirts, a car that cost more than 4 college tuitions, and eat fancy club sandwiches and the local country clubs. if they are seen without any of those items, they aren't a D-bager. these people, the word "people" being used vaguely, are extremely fake and unlovable, unless it is by another D-bager. it should be used in a negative fashion especially when talking about artificiality and the act of being useless

Wishes he lived in darien.

[WampusCrandle]

was granted citizen status in the far far away land of Darien

[led37zep]

should take me to Darien so I can get a "fancy club sandwich"

[RhinoinMN]

should take me to Darien so I can get a "fancy club sandwich"

Should forget the club and go with the Diablo. mmmmmmmm

[led37zep]

Should forget the club and go with the Diablo. mmmmmmmm

Doesn't realize the Last person who did that couldn't shit right for a week.


Plus they never got the sammich.

[RhinoinMN]

Doesn't realize the Last person who did that couldn't shit right for a week.


Plus they never got the sammich.

Should know that I was the last person and it was only a couple days.

[WampusCrandle]

hates to have consistant shits

[led37zep]

still looks exactly like his avatar.

[WampusCrandle]

is such a charmer :wub:

[bobsnin]

has come home from lunch calling my chic Wampuscrandle

[Friday]

drove long distances for the IMAX experience :)

[jauble]

makes sure that guests get the ron fez experience

[ChrisTheCop]

Is in the way...
(I'm trying to get over myself)

[Friday]

dammat scooped!


but chris will eventually give in and at least take me to dinner :bye:

[jauble]

doesnt know that I would have cooked for everyone...nobody asked.

[Friday]

should get his hayseed ass back here and cook! i will have a dinner party!

[spadanko]

Doesn't know that this Italian can also cook

[led37zep]

King of the TV Dinner

[thejives]

Is the king of queens ... but not the borough.

[WampusCrandle]

is the queen of queens - and i mean about those that arent women who look like awful women

[ChrisTheCop]

Is above more people than anyone on this thread.

[NickyL0885]

Should take me, not Friday, to dinner. :tongue:

[led37zep]

Annoys Dinner guests with his Alton Brown Trivia Games.

[Friday]

saw a little bit too much of MWJ on Saturday night :unsure:

[Philly Franko]

Once was Lost...but now she is Found.

[led37zep]

Appointed himself "Governor for Life" of our newest state of North Delaware.

[Dougie Brootal]

loves dave matthews fans.

[Friday]

is becoming HotTub Jr. aka. Creepy Jr.

[spadanko]

is happy how her favorite baseball squadron is playing

[King Hippos Bandaid]

can care less about Shockey leaving the Giants

[RhinoinMN]

Is still here?

[Philly Franko]

wants to be the Last to Post on this Thread....Ha Ha HA HA HA HA ....

[Dougie Brootal]

ZING!











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[Philly Franko]

Loves Maryland Crabs...both Kinds...Ouch Baby...

[spadanko]

Has the same name as me, but spelt with a K, I'm with a C

[led37zep]

Is a Giant C



Nevermind I saw the Chilli Willie Sig

[RhinoinMN]

I vision him wearing Roger Daltrey's pants. Bulge and all.

[WampusCrandle]

can be seen wearing mulitple pants from many different people - he has been known as the "i wear multiple pants from many different people" caper

[cougarjake13]

has a bald headed chick as his avatar

[spadanko]

is ready for a big series the next 3 days

[Friday]

is raising one of the cutest met fans ever!!!!

[thejives]

currently holds that title.

[led37zep]

Does not live on the South Shore of Boston.

[ChrisTheCop]

Hey! Youre not Wampus Crandle!!!!

[jauble]

Stares and shouts at this thread in a drunken blur.

[WampusCrandle]

should swiftly inform Chris that i am right here!

[ChrisTheCop]

Jauble swiftly told me you were here!

and then he touched my pie inappropriately.

[jauble]

Doesnt realize that you should check it with a toothpick to make sure its done.

Edit: opened myself up for dick jokes...sigh.

[Friday]

has crossed over to the other side

[WampusCrandle]

goes where the grass is greener

[RhinoinMN]

goes where the grass is greener

Plays when there is no grass on the field.

[led37zep]

Got caught fucking a drain pipe in 1982

[Friday]

will be eating a pizza tonight.
making sure to follow all the rules and regulations like a civilized human being.

[RhinoinMN]

Best Listening thread starter ever!

[led37zep]

Fits in nicely here on rf.net

[cougarjake13]

loved chili davis back in the day

[led37zep]

Has never gotten a laugh at a "Choo Choo Coleman" joke

[Friday]

is waiting for me to come... i mean... arrive...... :innocent:

[spadanko]

feels as sick as i do

[WampusCrandle]

should drink lots of broth

[ChrisTheCop]

Freitag wanted me to letcha know,
Estelle Getty is dead.

[jauble]

Falls flat as a dick

[ChrisTheCop]

Made something someone else said, funny.

You sir, are a magician!

[led37zep]

Is not Jauble

[PapaBear]

Wants to have a play date with Topless Mike.

[jauble]

Is launching a full scale attack on CtC

[ChrisTheCop]

IS Jauble.

[Rube]

knows Jauble when he sees him.

[ChrisTheCop]

Has the same name as a great Reaper.

[NickyL0885]

would go gay for papelbon

[jauble]

Accidently went gay once during the commentary of Iron Chef America.

[Friday]

is good at pretending he is a nice person.

[PapaBear]

Once had to make a new board name (I think it was Friday is Back, or something like that), when she made her triumphant return to RonFez.net. It was quickly fixed.

[Reynolds]

Remains cordial to me even when I'm a posting douche.

[PapaBear]

Is too hard on himself, and will probably get over it soon.

[led37zep]

is trying to get other people to see the hard part of himself.

[RhinoinMN]

Big Ass Veteran!!!!

Happy 5000 budday!

[WampusCrandle]

is a big ass, a big delicious ass

[led37zep]

Should get an Estelle Getty Tattoo

[Friday]

is looking forward to all the penetration on Roosevelt Island :)

[RhinoinMN]

Should give Iowa a chance.

[led37zep]

Hates anyone from Minnetonka.

HATES THEM!!!!!!

[Friday]

should start a listening thread one of these days
it's fun! :)

[ChrisTheCop]

Is veeeery protective of New Jersey.

[led37zep]

is verrrry protective of Jauble

[thejives]

If he owes you money. forget it.

[RhinoinMN]

Owes money to every pimp in town.

[thejives]

through dedication and hard work he has surpassed my post count.

[led37zep]

has really stopped trying in this thread.

[Friday]

is the new 'Person Above You' cheerleader!

[thejives]

Out of all the people named Friday, she's the best.

http://www.fci.org/files/cast/king_friday.jpg
http://vampiraslair.net/images/addams/wednesday1.jpg

[led37zep]

is back in a big, big way.

[thejives]

should never doubt a message board geek.

[Friday]

is in good company..... for i am a full blown message board geek too. wheeee

[thejives]

every time she says full blown i get shivers.

[jauble]

loves puppies hates children

[Friday]

withholds cute boy phone numbers from me

[led37zep]

is our own Shirley Temple.

[Friday]

will buy me a Shirley next time we are at an event.

no more bailing on drinks, mister!

[jauble]

will buy me a Shirley next time we are at an event.

no more bailing on drinks, mister!

Thinks that a shirley temple is vodka and cranberry.

[ahhdurr]

pm'd me once... gave me a rod.

[jauble]

just got pwned by gayness

[led37zep]

had a fear of girls growing up


Correction...HAS

[ahhdurr]

just posted about a guy that post - cock - blocked me creating an unfortunate illusion of gay romance.

[jauble]

totally wants it

[Friday]

knows my drink of choice!

<~~ impressed :wink:

[ahhdurr]

has not been sleeping

[jauble]

Can be used in case of hyperventilation3

[ahhdurr]

his investments are outperforming mine own.

[Friday]

is turned on by my written word......

[WampusCrandle]

pimps her words for dolla fiddy an hour.

[jauble]

Blows men between the ages of 19 through 25, because 18 would be creepy.

[WampusCrandle]

should know that 18 is just tooooooooo old

[led37zep]

First guy to add an ID Check to a Glory Hole

[silks]

Was the first to get carded... :wink:

[led37zep]

Was quoted as saying "My mouth is my ID"

[silks]

:clap:

[RhinoinMN]

Comes out of a caterpillar's ass.

[led37zep]

Isn't concerned with where he cums

[RhinoinMN]

Drinks martinis from boys' belly buttons.

[led37zep]

thinks there's another way.

[Friday]

was secretly hurt when the brooklyn boys were pointing and laughing at Astoria today.

[PhishermanEto]

doesn't know me but she wants me

[cougarjake13]

is judge ito's lil brother

[Friday]

is probably watching the game with beer in hand right now :)

[jauble]

Is sad that she will not be having my dinner tonight.

[sailor]

is picky aboot his ground beef.

[jauble]

is picky aboot his ground beef.

doesn't understand that I am trying to reccomend specifics to Mr. Boy based on the type of ground beef he is using.

[cougarjake13]

is slowly becoming a florida marlins fan

[WampusCrandle]

is slowly becoming an old person resident of florida

[jauble]

Wishes he would have told that dirty mets fan to go fuck himself and his giant headed mascot.

[Friday]

Is a bitter, nasty fan of a trashy baseball team who should respect that large headed mascot if he knows whats good for him!! :nono:

[led37zep]

Tries to make out with Mr. Met every time she goes to a game.

[cougarjake13]

liked to hang out in that corner where you couldnt see the field at candlestick park to pick up hairy assed men

[led37zep]

Lost his virginity to Mr. Met.

[jauble]

took Mr. Met's virginity

[Friday]

will have his hiney violated by Mr Met at a later date.... according to my sources....

[drjoek]

Won't talk about things in the past

[DiabloSammich]

doesn't know mikeyboy...but he KNOWS mikeyboy

[cougarjake13]

isnt as delicious as he used to be

[spadanko]

avatar can cause a siezure

[cougarjake13]

avatar can cause an erection

[led37zep]

Will be giving him self a "Tug McGraw" due to Spandakos avatar.

[WampusCrandle]

wishing he could "tug" on this McGraw

http://www.webwiseforradio.com/site_files/212/Image/TimMcGraw2004.jpg

[led37zep]

Thought "Don't Take the Girl" was about "Silence of the Lambs"

[RhinoinMN]

Is supernatural and does not need sleep.

[led37zep]

Is pretty bummed LOL Rhinos never took off.

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lol-rhino1.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Maybe wrong?



http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/lolrhino.jpg

[Friday]

will be happy that i am joining the fun

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-hover-rhino.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Made me happy indeed :smile:


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/lolrhino2.jpg

[led37zep]

Should forgive me for ever bringing up lol rhinos

[Friday]

ledzeps woulds prefer lol bunneeez?

http://harwer.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/bunny.jpg

[cougarjake13]

would look hot in a edible mets bikini

[led37zep]

Is currently wearing the edible bikini in question.

[jauble]

congratulates incest

[cougarjake13]

would drink ryne sandbergs jizz for a world series title

[led37zep]

Knows that Jauble is a Giants fan at heart.

[cougarjake13]

mis remembered my post

[jauble]

mis remembered my post

Knows that I would drink ryne sandberg's jizz in hope that I could spit it into a petri dish and grow a second baseman.

[led37zep]

Will soon be getting a package from Mojo labeled "sandberg's Jizz"

[Friday]

is my nominee to plan the RonFez.net camping trip :)

[WampusCrandle]

should be nominated for bringing the s'mores on this camping trip

[led37zep]

Will be in charge of turning Golden Girls Trivia into a drinking game on the camping trip

[WampusCrandle]

will be getting just as drunk as i am - we will giggle in our tent about GG trivia throughout the night like Rose and Sophia

[jauble]

contrary to what has been told is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

[thejives]

Should have been the last post in this thread before the new one started.

[Friday]

takes the train to work every day.

how do i know this?

[WampusCrandle]

may know too much ... but that aint possible

[led37zep]

knows just enough to make me uncomfortable

[RhinoinMN]

Can share my sleeping bag on the camping trip.

[led37zep]

Is currently sitting in a corner.

[WampusCrandle]

should NEVER be kept in a corner

[cougarjake13]

would love to meet dog the bounty hunter

[led37zep]

Isn't happy about Manny playing in the NL East.

[cougarjake13]

isnt happy that the sf giants dont play any more meaningful games past july

[WampusCrandle]

loves to run through meadows of poppies and sunshine

[jauble]

gets excited for the "cold kay" commercial.

[joethebartender]

Knows not to go putting cheese on a fish & pasta dish.

[led37zep]

Only Serves Sloe Gin Jizz by the Pitcher and not by the glass.

[WampusCrandle]

drips Slow Gim Jizz from his leaky "faucet" into homeless orphans' mouths

[RhinoinMN]

The new Daddy Warbucks.

[Sue_Bender]

The new Daddy Warbucks.

Enjoys being driven to tears...




the hard way.