Person Above You Thread -adding an I to the x Pt 2

[thejives]

finds nuts every time.

[WampusCrandle]

consistantly finds my nuts in his mouth

[cougarjake13]

would love to have rasheed wallace's nuts in his mouth

[WampusCrandle]

has a dirty dirty mouth . . . you should have a clean feeling - NO MATTER WHAT!

[thejives]

No matter what he says to fool you, don't believe he's your mom.

[cougarjake13]

loves mentos the fresh maker and orbit gum

[WampusCrandle]

kills kids

[thejives]

has a very special dream. but if he shares it with anyone he'll committed.

[WampusCrandle]

should know that l want to be committed .... in a relationship .... with zombie jesus

[thejives]

just let the truth slip out

[RhinoinMN]

Should kill Wampus and continue to keep this thread alive.

[WampusCrandle]

better not insinuate that i am killing this thread

[RhinoinMN]

better not insinuate that i am killing this thread

Is an elusive trophy. That is why he should be hunted.

[WampusCrandle]

is smart . . .like a fox

[cougarjake13]

wants to be fucked in the ear

[thejives]

gave a great callback there

[WampusCrandle]

is getting ready to face kryptonite

[cougarjake13]

uses kryptonite as a pet name for penis

[WampusCrandle]

uses my penis as his pet

[Bossanova]

Uses his penis as a lure

[DiabloSammich]

Stinks.

[WampusCrandle]

smells

[thejives]

lies in such a way as to reveal the truth.

[WampusCrandle]

knows me like the hair on my sack.

[RhinoinMN]

His ball sack has the hair from grandma's chinny chin chin.

[AngelAmy]

hates floods

[cougarjake13]

sexiest jimmie johnson fan alive

[WampusCrandle]

has the sexiest johnson alive

[Bossanova]

is the classiest creep I know

[WampusCrandle]

is the definition of what a creep aspires to be

[cougarjake13]

raindrops are falling on his head

[WampusCrandle]

is just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed

[RhinoinMN]

Has a foot fetish.

[cougarjake13]

longs for the days of kent hrbek

[WampusCrandle]

longs.....yeah, that's it, nothing witty, funny, or fancy. fuck everyone!

[led37zep]

longs.....yeah, that's it, nothing witty, funny, or fancy. fuck everyone!

Just fucked everyone and got a nasty STD he's trying to hide.

[WampusCrandle]

better get himself checked

[cougarjake13]

better check yourself before you wreck yourself

[led37zep]

Quotes Ice Cube to all his white friends

[cougarjake13]

quotes barry bonds innocence

[led37zep]

regrets his Shea Stadium tattoo.

[cougarjake13]

is incorrect because i dont have one although ive heard you regret your candlestick park tat

[led37zep]

just brought the "I know you are but what am I" taunt to .net. :laugh:

[cougarjake13]

is trying to bring sexy back

[led37zep]

Mr. 15,000

[WampusCrandle]

Mr. Big Stuff

[led37zep]

Needs to stop watching me shower.

[RhinoinMN]

Should stop using my shower. I hate cleaning up pubes.

[ahhdurr]

knows how to generate a few posts based on Pulp Fiction quotes

[WampusCrandle]

should know that if he wants respect in the RonFez.net world he needs to get rid of that number.

[RhinoinMN]

Is prejudiced against integers.

[Friday]

didn't get to fish yesterday....

[WampusCrandle]

is a crease lover

[RhinoinMN]

Loves grease......petroleum.

[WampusCrandle]

wished he could have been a greaser

[cougarjake13]

wished he could have been a superhero

[WampusCrandle]

is my superhero :happy:

[cougarjake13]

apparently shot his load

[WampusCrandle]

shot his load in a drive by

[spadanko]

Loaded his shotty in a drive way

[WampusCrandle]

wont let me leave my load in their drive way

[DiabloSammich]

Won't come get his load out of my driveway.

Seriously, I'm calling the cops.

[led37zep]

Is probably not watching the Karate Kid on VH1, but is more concerned with the monster load in his driveway.

[Friday]

can't decide which coast he is living on now

[spoon]

Just discovered hockey.

[Friday]

thinks 13 years is 'just discovered'........ :annoyed:

[spoon]

Hits the ball deeper than Justice!

[cougarjake13]

is partying like its 1993

[ahhdurr]

gets it on by banging a gong

[WampusCrandle]

gets it on with a paper bag

[ahhdurr]

is a fisticuffs champion... (hahaha I was staking you out)

[cougarjake13]

likes to wear paperbags on his head during sex

[Fallon]

Wears a paperbag on his head while watching the Mets.

[WampusCrandle]

refuses to wear any bag at all during rape - I MEAN CONSENSUAL SEX - as his sperm are God's tears.

[RhinoinMN]

Makes God cry.

[Friday]

makes fish cry

[jauble]

Is a bar schmoozer.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

should be working on posting his pics he took last night

[Friday]

sometimes wishes he was an only child....

[ahhdurr]

Enjoys Collective Soul

[ChrisTheCop]

Believes there are fewer assholes, drug addicts and control freaks here
than in the general population.

[Friday]

is just as classay as he was 7 years ago.... well, almost :wink:

[ChrisTheCop]

Has known me almost as long as Pixie has.

[reillyluck]

crushed my invisible joint last night.

[jauble]

Is in a picture that I have that can be photoshopped very inappropriatly. (as soon as I get back to Indiana I will have the cable to upload)

[Friday]

didn't hang out today :(

[ChrisTheCop]

Pays on average $3.99 per gallon of gas,
as opposed to my $4.29.

[thejives]

Should never have to pay for gas.

[Friday]

needs more variety in his sigs and avatars :p

[joethebartender]

attended all of the fun events that I couldn't get to over the passed week.

[Judge Smails]

Wants to beat up my wife.

EDIT: That was meant for Friday, but I guess it could work for anyone.

[Friday]

is going to have a pool party if i promise not to harm his wife :bye:

[cougarjake13]

oozes mets sexiness

[led37zep]

Wishes the Giants never left NY.

[Friday]

is going to meet me on Friday!

(he better!!)

[spoon]

Still didn't break it with Hippo you poser!

[led37zep]

Hates the skinny Hippo

[Friday]

doesn't mind that i am still friends with Hippo.

my friendship is strong, and loyal, and not influenced by pretty boy aryan punks

[thejives]

wants me

[WampusCrandle]

wishes he had me

[thejives]

had me, was disappointed

[Friday]

knows how badly i want him....... stud ;)

[WampusCrandle]

is the biggest flirt on PAYT - you are a sassy one

[Friday]

is being forced to meet led37zep on Fridee

[RhinoinMN]

Forgives me?:unsure:

[led37zep]

Must have pissed off Friday.

[WampusCrandle]

cant wait to see me on friday

[RhinoinMN]

Should leave Friday alone. Creep.

[WampusCrandle]

must know that the meeting between me and this special someone was not only bound to happen, but it will be awkward......i hope

[led37zep]

I REALLY hope he's talking about Friday.

[Friday]

is secretly excited that Wampus is actually talking about him..... hehe

[AngelAmy]

I wub her! :wub:

[DiabloSammich]

I miss her...

[RhinoinMN]

I miss him and his chicken fried steak talk.

[Friday]

Has been mean to me this week

[spadanko]

Is heading into creases apparently

[WampusCrandle]

hasn't said one thing worth being turned into a mod quote

[RhinoinMN]

Should tell Friday that I don't mean to be mean.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

likes to hurt peoples feelings in wrestling threads

[RhinoinMN]

Is sensitive and won't be sending me a holiday card.

btw: Do you guys send 12 cards or just 1?

[lleeder]

Is a good thread respondant

[spadanko]

had a birffday today... I think

[Friday]

needs to come to more events!

[sailor]

naturally tan.

[spadanko]

Is upset that the thru-way diner will soon become a walgreens

[jauble]

Will probably be banned soon.

[WampusCrandle]

has been banned from many hearts of ladies . . . . you ladies man

[cougarjake13]

wants a v-dub

[RF Godfather]

Knows for a fact that Wags is far better than Mo.

[spadanko]

hopefully didn't jinx it

[led37zep]

Totally just jinxed it.

[WampusCrandle]

was just a gem to meet! :happy:

[led37zep]

Was a total gentleman and didn't try and grab me or my girlfriends boobs.:clap:

[Friday]

left before the drinking and silliness resumed after Unmasked!

[cougarjake13]

would look super hot in nothing but a mets hat

[jauble]

would look super hot in nothing but a mets hat

Is happy the rain delay is over and is wearing nothing but a mets hat.

[cougarjake13]

will be sad when there's no chi-town world series

[WampusCrandle]

is sad that i stopped tucking it in and dancing around the well i trapped him in :glurps:

[cougarjake13]

never did lower me down any good food to eat

[jauble]

never did lower me down any good food to eat

Is a great big fat person.

[WampusCrandle]

fucks fat people

[led37zep]

Nominated Friday for greatest listener.

[Friday]

is now part of a super-good-looking-NY-power-couple :wink:

[jauble]

is now part of a super-good-looking-NY-power-couple :wink:

Is still not happy with me for not posting the bar 9 photos (sorry Im rf.net retarded I emailed them to mikey so hopefully they go up soon).

[midwestjeff]

You can take this boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of this boy.

[cougarjake13]

longs for the days of bob tewksbury

[led37zep]

Hopes to be signed by Hendrick Racing.

[thejives]

Will write an autobiography full of lies.

[WampusCrandle]

lives a lie

[DiabloSammich]

believes my lies

[lleeder]

has great ideas that can repackaged and passed off as my own

[DiabloSammich]

will love my newest thread idea....Night of 15,000 polls.

[WampusCrandle]

has great original thread ideas

[led37zep]

Mr. Connecticut 1998 and '99.

[WampusCrandle]

has forgotten those titles were stripped from me when i raped the judges for losing in 2000 and again in 2001, 2002, 2005 and twice in 2006

[Friday]

arrives very EARLY!

[PapaBear]

Is my new board friend!:drunk:

[WampusCrandle]

is either a papa or a bear . . . not sure which one?

[jauble]

is either a papa or a bear . . . not sure which one?

Is hoping he's a bear.

[ChrisTheCop]

Is a real giver.
















of the finger.

[WampusCrandle]

is a real receiver

[Friday]

lost his bar seat to this man:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ckyVry9EdiS_gM:http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb/20070510/Old-Indian-Man-314162.jpg

who was drinking this beer:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:_DR9Tr_QrH-T1M:http://www.securityplanet.com/inv_images/personal20041206121012618pabst.jpg

[jauble]

Wishes she could be having some of said beer.

[led37zep]

is between me and a tasty pabst.

[WampusCrandle]

is between jauble and an confused, angry white boy

[jauble]

Is confused and angry because he has both male and female parts.

[WampusCrandle]

is lucky to have two sets of male parts

[led37zep]

needs to stop putting jaubles male parts in his mouth.

[WampusCrandle]

needs to start putting jauble's male parts in his mouth

[led37zep]

Is not allowed to bring pictures of male private parts to the show tomorrow.

[Friday]

is going to the studio to be (hopefully) less gay than he sounds in this thread right now!

[WampusCrandle]

has scientifically taken the gay out of every man.

p.s. - jauble: great mod quote. too bad Gvac will never know

[led37zep]

has scientifically taken the gay out of every man.

p.s. - jauble: great mod quote. too bad Gvac will never know

puts his "gay" in as many men as possible

[WampusCrandle]

is where men leave their "gay" when they go to work

[led37zep]

Doesn't mind waiting outside restrooms for men.

[WampusCrandle]

is wierded out when groups of irish men go to the bathroom together.......very wierd

[cougarjake13]

loves when weird irish men go to bathrooms together

[Rube]

missed a great night out yesterday with Paulo at the Clearwater Airport.

[WampusCrandle]

is what he eats

[led37zep]

Will arrest you for cussing.

[jonyrotn]

Will arrest you for cussing.
Lost his virginity while listening to side B of Led Zepplin llll.. :wink:

[led37zep]

Lost his virginity while listening to side B of Led Zepplin llll.. :wink:

May be my old high school girlfriend.

[WampusCrandle]

is going to become a facebook creep.

[RhinoinMN]

is going to become a facebook creep.

Is just a plain, ol' creep.

His best characterisitic. :wub:

[led37zep]

Seems to have dropped all Rhino related images from his profile.

[WampusCrandle]

is no longer a dino-riding jesus

[cougarjake13]

is forever cursed

[WampusCrandle]

is forever

[cougarjake13]

is

[spadanko]

is enjoying the ball game thus far

[thejives]

I'm glad he didn't just post "i."

[cougarjake13]

raises his hand if he's sure

[thejives]

May actually be Thor.

[led37zep]

Loves to theme up his avatar and sig pics

[WampusCrandle]

loves him some C to the H

[cougarjake13]

loves him some c to the k

[WampusCrandle]

his directions to get from C to K is to go through O and C

[led37zep]

Looks EXACTLY like this avatar.


Its creepy.

[WampusCrandle]

has convinced me to get a new avatar

[cougarjake13]

loves old women with glasses

[Brock Lee]

Loves A-Rods balls.

[spadanko]

loves Joe Sakic's johnson

[led37zep]

Will Bang anyone with a number on their back.

[jauble]

Now wears a number on his back.

[WampusCrandle]

was just attacked by led

[jauble]

is jealous

[Friday]

will cook dinner for me when he returns

[ChrisTheCop]

Thinks anyone would return after meeting us losers.

[WampusCrandle]

has never seen the same RF.net member twice

[cougarjake13]

has never seen himself twice

[led37zep]

Owes me an apology for the last three Mets games.

[DiabloSammich]

Owes me an apology for tricking me into that Robin Quivers thread

[led37zep]

Creative Title Hater of the year.

[cougarjake13]

believes theres a conspiracy in mlb to not hire barry bonds

[led37zep]

Can't be happy with the rumor that the Mets haven't ruled it out.

[thejives]

has cleverly concealed psychotic tendencies.

[RhinoinMN]

Has very apparent tendencies.

[cougarjake13]

is eagerly awaiting the return of brett favre

[thejives]

Plays lead guitar for Phish

[led37zep]

Phucks Phish Phans

[Friday]

will take me to a Mets game..... will take me to a Mets game.... :bye:

[led37zep]

Worlds Best Poster!


(and wants me to take her to a Met game)

[WampusCrandle]

is cheating with Friday - tainting her of her "goodness"

[ChrisTheCop]

Is always the person above me when I look at this friggin thread.

[Friday]

not anymore, babydoll!

i am above (or ... uh... below) you now..... :wink:

[ChrisTheCop]

wants to eat ice cream out of a tiny mets helmet.

[PapaBear]

Knows what and SD card is.

[ChrisTheCop]

Thanks to you!


I also know what an sTd is.... but that didnt come from you.

[WampusCrandle]

got his knowledge of STDs from me

[thejives]

The obvious thing to say about him is "he got his STDs from me."

That would be the easy joke.

But it would be far from true. The truth about Wampus Crandle is only told in hushed whispers in dark alleys. It's a story riddled with betrayal, bloodshed, and wanderlust. It's a rusty chalice filled with the bile of his massacred enemies.

Make no mistake. The day will come when Wampus Crandle will knock on your door. And that day will be the day you draw a quick, final breath.

[DiabloSammich]

verbose

[midwestjeff]

morose

[thejives]

Let me tell you something about ... MidwestJeff. He didn't even read that post. he just noticed it was more than two words and hit reply to indicate it was beyond the scope of his comprehension.

However, that's not all about ... MidwestJeff. He's a landscaper, sure. But he's a landscaper for the Gottis. He forces his crew to work tirelessly maintaining golf course quality lawns for tristate Kingpin.

How did he get this job? I'm glad you asked. He was 13 years old living in Hell's Kitchen when he saw an old woman crossing the street as a truck filled with toxic waste turned the corner. It was the last sight he would ever see. In an instant ...MidwestJeff dove on the woman saving her, but sacrificing his eyesight to a tumult of green ooze.

He went blind.

In his dispair, ... MidwestJeff sought the guidance of a streetfighting master named Stick who tought him to survive, and thrive, without his sense of sight. Eventually, ... MidwestJeff's skills became so tremendous, that he donned a costume and fought crime. That is, until Kingpin broke both his legs and left him for dead.

Now ... MidwestJeff is back, and he's under cover. His "landscapers" are "working" on the Kingpin's lawn. And vengeance draws nigh.

Let's watch.

[midwestjeff]

Foolishly thinks that I am interchangeable with DiabloSammich.

[thejives]

scooped me and left me no choice

[cougarjake13]

likes to write ronfez.net poster backstories

[DiabloSammich]

wishes he had a cool backstory like MidwestJeff.

Actually so do I. He's had quite the life.

[cougarjake13]

likes 3 out of 4 of his men to be hairy

[DiabloSammich]

likes being the hairless 4th man

[jonyrotn]

wishes he had a cool backstory like MidwestJeff.
Actually so do I. He's had quite the life.
Might be my stiffest competition..

Naaaah! Nevermind..

[DiabloSammich]

Heh, heh...


You said stiff.


Heh.

[thejives]

has the power to talk to fish.
they just don't talk back.

[WampusCrandle]

is a man with dark secrets with background knowledge of all of us. he may well be batman.

[thejives]

You know what I'm going to say about him, don't you?

Sure you do.

Wampus lived safe and secure life on his home planet, Mars, until an elderly scientist managed teleport him to Earth. When Wampus appeared in the old man's laboratory, the scientist had a heart attack and died of shock, stranding Wampus on Earth for all time.

He immediately donned blue underwear and a cape and began hunting evil men down in Apex City. Over the years Wampus has been a part of nearly every illustrious superhero organization ... and he has also come to find out that everyone on his home planet was killed by a mental plague.

Now, haunted by his lost family and driven by his bizarre sense of justice, Wampus stalks the night and posts on ronfez.net.

[WampusCrandle]

is about to get a bio of his own:

He is at the top of his game as creative director and eventually became junior partner of Sterling Cooper Advertising Agency. By his own deliberate choice little of his past is generally known; he was born Richard "Dick" Whitman, the illegitimate child of a prostitute who died during childbirth. He lived with his father and his father's wife until he was 10, at which time his father, a drunk, was kicked in the face by a horse and died. His mother "took up" with a new man, referred to as "Uncle Mac", and had another son named Adam (supposedly fathered by thejives/Dick's father, though Adam was born after the death of Mr. Whitman and the appearance of Uncle Mac). During the rare glimpses into thejives's past, we learn that his childhood was unhappy, and his stepmother never allowed him to forget that he was a "whore child". During military service in the Korean War, an officer named thejives was killed while the two were posted alone at an isolated base. "Dick" then switched identification tags with thejives and assumed his name, cutting off contact with his family and creating a new life for himself. thejives is a brilliant ad man and the award-winning star of Sterling Cooper — attracting and retaining major clients, commanding respect from those above and below him, being courted by rival firms, and generally living the picture-perfect "good life" of a successful businessman in the early 1960s. However, thejives rarely seems happy with his "perfect" life: he is often stressed, drinks and smokes constantly, and is prone to spells of moodiness. While he appears to love his wife, he had a brief affair with Rachel Menken and was previously involved with beatnik Midge Daniels. He has two children with his wife and appears to be an adoring father. However, when Pete Campbell threatens to expose his past, thejives at least momentarily considered fleeing to Los Angeles and abandoning his wife and children. Bertram Cooper makes him a partner after Roger Sterling's most recent heart attack.

[cougarjake13]

made my eyes hurt with all those words

[sailor]

thinks espn sucks ass. may be gay.

[thejives]

Sailor.... he hardly even knows her

[cougarjake13]

is a jive talking fool

[WampusCrandle]

says what everyone is thinking