Person Above You Thread -adding an I to the x Pt 2

[thejives]

routinely blacks out and wakes up huddled naked in the dressing room of The Avenue or Lane Bryant.

[jauble]

Is known to take advantage of a blacked out Wampus.

[thejives]

Is the closest thing to a samurai warrior in the midwest.

[RhinoinMN]

Knows that I am the samurai warrior of the midwest.

[thejives]

enjoys a different kind of swordfight.

[RhinoinMN]

My "fencing" partner.

[thejives]

Insists on rubber tipped epees.

[jauble]

Has a freshly waxed chest.

[RhinoinMN]

waxed thejives' chest.

[thejives]

blames it on the bossanova.

[cougarjake13]

likes atrophied chicken anus

[RhinoinMN]

likes atrophied chicken anus

Just likes atrophy.

[cougarjake13]

longs for the days of garnett and marbury

[Friday]

lives in the worst state ever

[Gvac]

Is nasty as cat shit tonight.

[Marc with a c]

puts the ass in sass

[Friday]

is as freakish and odd as ever. thank goodness some people are honest around here.

[RhinoinMN]

Is depressed by rain

[Friday]

Is depressed by rain

is depressed by lack of sex

[joethebartender]

is depressed by lack of sex

Is depressed by the quality of sex she's been getting.

[jonyrotn]

Hangs out with Vince from Sham-wow..

[jauble]

Once held a guy's head under water for a cookie.

[jonyrotn]

Once ripped a man's spleen out of his abdomen just for stepping on his Tims....Hey, you ever try to get a scuff mark off of pink Tims? The guy's lucky it only cost him his spleen..

[cougarjake13]

is neither rotten nor named jony

[GvacMobile]

Is neither a cougar nor 13

[cougarjake13]

is not overly mobile for a gvac

[jauble]

secretly loves gvac

[cougarjake13]

secretly loves the white sox

[jauble]

is a filthy liar

[cougarjake13]

is filthy

[thejives]

barely makes sense as a human being.

[Friday]

is nuts and therefore makes perfect sense

[Bob Impact]

is nuts and therefore makes perfect sense

Has joke telling boobs.

[jauble]

His man tits only like NPR.

[PapaBear]

Is the third person to break the news about Heston, and about the fifth to use the "pry from my dead hands" line tonight.

Sorry, budday.. Had to do it.:drunk:

Edit: Don't feel bad. In my first Heston post, I implied that I picked him in the death pool. Turns out, I was thinking of Rob Van Winkle.

[jauble]

Is still an internet saint...My search to see if anyone posted heston came up blank and then I bartmaned.

[jonyrotn]

Wishes he could grow a beard, somewhere between Mike the Teacher's and Dustin Diamond's..

[cougarjake13]

wishes they would have a die hard marathon

[WampusCrandle]

wishes he could die from a hard-on marathon

[cougarjake13]

wishes chick fila was open on sundays

[thejives]

Some people call him Nicky Blue Eyes.

[jonyrotn]

Some people call him Nicky Blue Eyes.
Mouth breather..

[jonyrotn]

Dumb ass, that can't stop hitting submit reply..It's frozen jerk off leave it alone..It will work again if you stop touching it..

[jauble]

Instead of a car actually rides big a's tounge scrapings to the job.

[jonyrotn]

Instead of a car actually rides big a's tounge scrapings to the job.

Is getting a tattoo of a Steve Bartman Bobble-Head doll..For good luck..

[cougarjake13]

likes 5 yr old boy red sox fans

[RhinoinMN]

Doesn't limit his boy fetish to Red Sox Fans

[jonyrotn]

Doesn't limit his boy fetish to Red Sox Fans
Planned a murder/suicide with Kirby Puckett...Then backed out at the last second..

[Friday]

hates paragraph indentation

[spadanko]

is depressed about the start of the baseball season.. just like me

[cougarjake13]

drinks too much kool aid

[thejives]

Crazy Jen fan since day 1

[jonyrotn]

Must not know that "Loves Balls", in Icelandic translates into "Thej ives"...

[jauble]

Drank the kool aid and wondered why everyone else took a nap.

[thejives]

made the koolaid and walked away.

like a hero.

[cougarjake13]

ate a shit sammich

[led37zep]

Prefers Pee Soup

[Friday]

is moving here! w00t!

[RhinoinMN]

Is a bundle of sticks.

[cougarjake13]

wishes darryl strawberry still played for the st paul saints

[led37zep]

Hates Law and Order

[cougarjake13]

thinks bonds is still playing for the giants

[led37zep]

Is currently stalking Ron Darling

[cougarjake13]

wishes atlee hammaker was around

[led37zep]

Knows that I ALWAYS enjoy a good Atlee Hammaker reference.

[cougarjake13]

has dave dravecky on his speed dial

[led37zep]

Once bought a Blimpie sub for Tim Teufel.

[cougarjake13]

bought a cheeseburger for mike aldrete

[led37zep]

Has Keith Hernandez's mustache clippings in a glass case

[cougarjake13]

wears his kirt manwaring jersey proudly

[led37zep]

Challenged Bob Ojeda to a push up contest in 1988

[cougarjake13]

almost beat ernest riles in a 40 yd dash

[led37zep]

Still confuses Roger McDowell with Andie Macdowell

[cougarjake13]

thought jeffrey leonard was the star of those leonard movies

[led37zep]

Was LIVID when he found out Mookie Wilson was not, nor had he ever been a member of Wilson Phillips.

[cougarjake13]

was mad as hell that will clark wasnt part of the dave clark five

[led37zep]

Still regrets his Lee Mazzilli Tattoo.

[Friday]

might come to the Unmasked on friday! w00t!

[cougarjake13]

still the hottest met fan around

[spadanko]

is also waiting for the mets to start showing that spark from 06

[thejives]

is burying jerseys under stadiums, and foaming at the mouth

[cougarjake13]

Apparantley BELIEVES gay sex is his kryptonite for success.

[thejives]

uses caps for emphasis

[cougarjake13]

wishes he knew the guy he knew everything

[thejives]

In a post apocalyptic world, he'll invent an airplane that runs on his own piss.

[jonyrotn]

Has a Sig like a hit of (hallucinatory crystalline alkaloid C<SUB>11</SUB>H<SUB>17</SUB>NO3) Mescaline..

[jauble]

Has a nasty cough.

[jonyrotn]

Makes a great wet nurse..

[jonyrotn]

Is in the market for a great wet nurse..

[RhinoinMN]

Talks to himself too much.

[thejives]

Can't wait until he's senile, cuz then he's not responsible for his actions.

[Marc with a c]

loves this thread

[jonyrotn]

<p>Played his college ball at APEX Tech...</p>

[led37zep]

played with college balls.

[RhinoinMN]

Is having a much better time than I am.

[cougarjake13]

loves that scene from ace ventura

has an actual shrine to it

[RhinoinMN]

Will be the last man standing when this board implodes.

[Friday]

likes salmon fishing!

[led37zep]

I saw her at Unmasked but had to run out and catch a flight before I could introduce myself.
:down:

[Friday]

BOOO!

also missed meeting epo at Unmasked!

[led37zep]

Will be getting a free drink from me next time I see her.

Will have to share that drink with Epo.
;)

[jonyrotn]

<p>Will be getting a free drink from me next time I see her.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Will have to share that drink with Epo.</p>
<p> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Wink" smilieid="4" class="inlineimg" /></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>Doesn't know that buying a round at the bar in NYC isn't one drink and five straws..

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is as short as hitler

and kinda agrees with him


I keed I keed

[jonyrotn]

<p>is as short as hitler</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>and kinda agrees with him </p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I keed I keed</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>Plays basketball like Bryant"Big Country"Reeves and kinda eats like him too..
I speak the truth, I speak the truth..

[led37zep]

will not be alowed to share a drink with epo or Friday

[RhinoinMN]

I would love to have a beer with him, not share it.

[led37zep]

Knows how to keep order in the "Ask the person below you a question" thread.

[MagillaGorillaz]

is bicoastal

[jauble]

Is bi-curious.

[jonyrotn]

Is Bipolar..

[Marc with a c]

the only time he'll be above me

[jonyrotn]

<p>the only time he'll be above me</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
Authored that post 96 hours ago..

[thejives]

Authored that post one hour and two jaeger shots ago.

[cougarjake13]

farted a beethoven symphony

[thejives]

turned me around so I could see the standing ovation.

[Friday]

likes the feel of denim against his manhood

:blink:

[jauble]

Enjoys a bit of manhood against her denim.

[led37zep]

Goes by the name "The Denim Dangler" at gay bars.

[thejives]

Puts the internal in IRS

[led37zep]

Is trying to find a way to write off his batch sessions.

[MagillaGorillaz]

Is triyng to clean the batch off of his writings.

[cougarjake13]

claims to be a gorilla named magilla

[RhinoinMN]

When he is dead we will finally be able to pry this thread from his hands.

[weekapaugjz]

can be a little horny at times.

[cougarjake13]

doesnt realize that those rumors of you cant take it with you when you die is false

[RhinoinMN]

the Roger Goodell of ronfez.net

[cougarjake13]

is the david stern of ronfez

[spadanko]

Is the Bud Selig of ronfez.net

[Friday]

doesn't come to events anymore!

[spadanko]

doesn't come to events anymore!

was awesome during the hypnosis show

[cougarjake13]

has an awesome avatar, sig and is a great mets fan

[thejives]

has trust issues

[RhinoinMN]

has trust issues

Issues trust funds for favors.

[Gvac]

Has impeccable taste in music.

[RhinoinMN]

Always makes me blush and has ever changing mod quotes.

[jonyrotn]

Is a cockblocker..Trying to make time with my man crush...

[Gvac]

Is a cockblocker..Trying to make time with my man crush...

Doesn't realize I have enough love (ie splooge) for everyone.

[RhinoinMN]

Doesn't know that Bismark is what we hayseeds call a jelly filled doughnut.

[Gvac]

Doesn't know that Bismark is what we hayseeds call a jelly filled doughnut.

Doesn't know that if I knew that I would've had a different answer.

[Friday]

pretends to dig chicks when not on the interwebs

[WampusCrandle]

pretends he didnt dig a hole to put dead chicks in

[Friday]

pretends he didnt dig a hole to put dead chicks in

has somehow overlooked the fact that I am a woman. :annoyed:

[RhinoinMN]

has somehow overlooked the fact that I am a woman. :annoyed:

es mujer

[WampusCrandle]

has somehow overlooked the fact that I am a woman. :annoyed:

has just schooled me

[GvacMobile]

Better not break my heart again by pulling another little disappearing act.

[RhinoinMN]

I happen to enjoy his "little" disappearing act.

[thejives]

Forged these chains in life

[WampusCrandle]

forged the chains to keep me in his basement . . . i love vacations

[cougarjake13]

finally has come back to the greatest thread of all

[WampusCrandle]

reminded me why i needed to come back

[thejives]

brought sexy back ... into the closet

[WampusCrandle]

brought me an outside closet . . .

http://www-uxsup.csx.cam.ac.uk/~fanf2/hermes/doc/talks/2006-01-techlinks/outhouse.jpg

[led37zep]

Loves shitting outdoors

[thejives]

Sings (Jitterbug by Wham) in the shower

[RhinoinMN]

Is a mastermind in the art of post and run.

[Jughead]

Knows minnow's on the bottom ....:bye:

[jonyrotn]

Doesn't know that ultimately, the Minnow would be lost...

[PapaBear]

Is quick to apologize, when he hasn't really pissed someone off. Not a terrible trait.

[Friday]

Rocks and Rolls all night, but I don't think he parties every day.....

[Philly Franko]

Late Night Lost Fan...:smoke:

[PapaBear]

Apparently has crabs.

BTW... If you ever change your avatar, this post is going to seem very mean spirited.

[jonyrotn]

Made Goldie Locks sleep in the wet spot..

[Friday]

is addicted to nicotine in the worst way

[cougarjake13]

sexiest met fan alive

[WampusCrandle]

the sexiest cougar . . . animal, not the woman

[thejives]

Is the master of his own destiny. And he chooses to make that destiny masturbating in his parked car in view of Curves.

[cougarjake13]

aint no jive turkey

[WampusCrandle]

is tempting me to jive with the best of 'em

[cougarjake13]

wants to know if you're gay

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wishes the Mets can play their Home Games in Arizona

[cougarjake13]

wishes he didnt jinx the rangers out of the playoffs

[RhinoinMN]

Should be talking to Jinxy McHippo

[WampusCrandle]

is morning a loss in his family . . . sorry to hear about Lardy

[RhinoinMN]

Is the "pus" in Wampus.

[cougarjake13]

longs for the days of the mighty minnesota north stars

[jauble]

Made me question my memory on who the north stars were. (I figured it out)

[cougarjake13]

wears a hat in his avatar that with the black and white picture makes it look like an orioles hat

[jauble]

wears a hat in his avatar that with the black and white picture makes it look like an orioles hat

Knows better than to think I'm an O's fan.

[cougarjake13]

is not aware that i knew that

[WampusCrandle]

wasnt aware that everyone else was aware

[joethebartender]

Buys his "lady friends" perfume from CVS.

http://www.perfume.co.nz/shop/images/4/402875.JPG

[cougarjake13]

farted a burgled turd

[spadanko]

has a man crush on Ryan Church

[cougarjake13]

still has a man crush on mike piazza and todd hundley

[WampusCrandle]

better leave a nice somethin somethin in my birthday thread today!

[RhinoinMN]

Should lobby to have this thread renamed "WampusCrandle Bat Signal".

[WampusCrandle]

cares more than the rest! that is why they say "as caring and cuddley as a rhino"

[cougarjake13]

regularly eats turd sandwiches

[WampusCrandle]

is regularly considered a turd sandwich . . . so crass of you

[Dougie Brootal]

is having the best birthday of his life cuz hes on top of me!

[MagillaGorillaz]

is having the best birthday of his life cuz hes on top of me!

Is the meat between a Wampus and Magilla sandwich.

[cougarjake13]

likes the smell of fart bubbles in the bathtub

[WampusCrandle]

likes to make cum bubbles

[reillyluck]

likes to pop cum bubbles.

[cougarjake13]

sexiest mod alive

[jonyrotn]

Gets his best pick up lines from "Night at the Roxbury"..

[cougarjake13]

is a rotyn apple

[thejives]

Is trying to kill this thread from the inside.

[RhinoinMN]

is killing me softly with his dong.

[cougarjake13]

is confused why every mlb team thread got changed to a discussion

[led37zep]

Shaved "Save Shea" into his pubes.

[cougarjake13]

shaved we still love ya barry into his ass pubes

[spadanko]

wants to help me beat the crap out of aaron heilman

[led37zep]

Wants to beat off to aaron heilman????

[WampusCrandle]

needs to beat off aaron heilman

[RhinoinMN]

my friend.:wub:

[WampusCrandle]

is my RonFez.net BFF :wub:

GIRLFRIENDS! :happy:

[thejives]

is cheating on me!

[cougarjake13]

believes colors vivid will mindfuck you

[led37zep]

Matt Morgan fan since day 1

[jauble]

Has one of the sweetest sig pics ever (huge c&h fan)

[WampusCrandle]

has a soft spot . . . I'm going to fuck your soft spot.

[spadanko]

Helped pick out Sally jesse's new glasses

[WampusCrandle]

is turned on by my new glasses . . . you just jealous 'cause i'm stylin' on you

[spadanko]

made me laugh out loud because I got the "Stylin' On You" reference

[WampusCrandle]

knows all too well that we blacks are being kept down by the man. in a way, they are "stylin'" us to the fullest extent.

[cougarjake13]

has a unhealthy love for old women

[spadanko]

doesn't realize loving older women is very healthy

[cougarjake13]

doesnt realize that somewhat older and much older is vastly different

[led37zep]

Always asks for ID before he unzips.

[jauble]

Once asked Jake to have a seat and asked him what he was doing there.

[cougarjake13]

actually believes the cubs will win a world series in his lifetime

[WampusCrandle]

believes in all marriage rights for plushies

[RhinoinMN]

Is dating the greeter at Wal-Mart

[WampusCrandle]

is the new greeter of walmart

[DiabloSammich]

Ninja Warrior fan since day one.

[WampusCrandle]

is my personal ninja warrior

[cougarjake13]

knows what a wampus is

[WampusCrandle]

wants to find out what my wampus can do

[dino_electropolis]

wants to find out what my wampus can do

prefers cock to q-tips

[WampusCrandle]

loves to sell cock tips to kids who suck cock badly

[DiabloSammich]

is just as creepy as I remembered

[WampusCrandle]

has become the poster boy for my angry knuckle babies . . . that means you are going to be a father again!

[Philly Franko]

Gives money to Indian Casino,s

[WampusCrandle]

forgot that i put small pox on money i spend at casino's so i can kill every last one of 'em

[cougarjake13]

doesnt realize they are immune to small pox

[WampusCrandle]

doesnt realize that he saved this thread from certain death!

[cougarjake13]

certainly has helped keep the dream alive

[WampusCrandle]

is unknowingly living the dream

[thejives]

is now my friend.
before I accepted his friendship invitation, we were mortal enemies.

[WampusCrandle]

is keeping his enemy closer than his friends

[cougarjake13]

likes to smell fart bubbles

[Bossanova]

Is the smartest Met fan I know

[WampusCrandle]

is the boss of my nova

[GvacMobile]

is the boss of my nova

Is walking on thin ice hitting on my lover so brazenly.

[Friday]

is looking forward to Wednesday!

[WampusCrandle]

is making me wish that Friday was hump day

[cougarjake13]

doesnt realize that with friday i'd wish every day was hump day

[scottinnj]

doesnt realize that with friday i'd wish every day was hump day

Always posts in the Phillies thread with respect and dignity, knowing who the champs are.

[cougarjake13]

knows how true the old adage is that even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while