Person Above You Thread -adding an I to the x Pt 2

[led37zep]

Will be leaving another message about wanting to fuck Howard the Duck on my Voicemail

[King Hippos Bandaid]

still has his west syde board name

[jauble]

secretly insults zman but not in a fashion that will result in a banning

[cougarjake13]

not a fan of banning

[led37zep]

Has probably never heard of Banning, CA
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[joethebartender]

Is soon to be the new "king of Queens".

[WampusCrandle]

will always be known as the king of queens . . . queer

[King Hippos Bandaid]

likes placing funny old broads as his avatar

[WampusCrandle]

likes placing old men on his face

[led37zep]

Doesn't mind being on the receiving end of a good Tea Bagging.

[AngelAmy]

i want to high five his vagina

[led37zep]

i want to high five his vagina

Pretty sure she just offered to scissor me. :huh:

[RhinoinMN]

Pretty sure she just offered to scissor me. :huh:

made me plump as a christmas goose.

[WampusCrandle]

makes me plump - silly goose

[jauble]

gooses people as a general principle

[PapaBear]

Will probably never be charged with rape, for banging a drunk chick. (A good quality!)

[joethebartender]

Doesn't know that he "f'd" her by taking her wallet instead.

[jauble]

If he would just keep his mouth shut he might get a cut

[IamPixie]

is clearly becoming more and more addicted to this site

[jauble]

Is a woman who speaks the truth

[spadanko]

has some pretty awesome sigs

[WampusCrandle]

is pretty awesome

[King Hippos Bandaid]

resurrected the ole reliable thread

[WampusCrandle]

inspired me to buy the complete "the critic" series since it is an awesome show - it stinks

[led37zep]

Just made me want to go buy the series too.

Such a great show!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wants to bang Doris, Jay's Make up lady

[jauble]

has a disgusting average posts per day

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is aware that my post cock is 10 X his size

[DiabloSammich]

douche

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is hoping he has a burger baby

[WampusCrandle]

hoping his burger turns into a toilet baby

[jauble]

spends his mornings face down in the toilet

[RhinoinMN]

morphed to super poster with that post.






:unsure:

[DiabloSammich]

I'm breaking the chain to congratulate jauble! :clap::clap::clap::clap:

Took you long enough!

[IamPixie]

witty and sharp

[DiabloSammich]

best beard on the innerwebz

[IamPixie]

isn't shooting blanks

[DiabloSammich]

shouldn't be too sure, we're not schedule for Maury until April

[RhinoinMN]

Admits that is a good thing or a bad thing?

scooped

should get lots of ice in april.

[WampusCrandle]

will soon be on the "on vaca" list

[cougarjake13]

is taking fiber pills for regularity

[WampusCrandle]

takes pills regularly to stop the voices

congrats, jaub!

[cougarjake13]

hears voices in other peoples heads

[DiabloSammich]

hasn't been listening to a word I said

[cougarjake13]

knows that i cant when he looks so delicious

[thejives]

thinks that he owns this thread, but he doesn't.

[WampusCrandle]

knows that he is losing this thread to me in the biggest same sex divorce in RonFez.net history

[Jughead]

Not catholic...:wink:

[thejives]

classically cool.

[WampusCrandle]

cool in a classic sense

. . . and i am catholic, with a bit of wasp

[jauble]

when talking to the priest says jdskjfkjnksnfkjksdn (translated mouthfull off cock)

[joethebartender]

when talking to the priest says jdskjfkjnksnfkjksdn (translated mouthfull off cock)

He's heard it because he's always playing that rusty trombone.

[cougarjake13]

bumps nascar themed threads

[King Hippos Bandaid]

takes bumps

[DiabloSammich]

Is taking lunch recommendations from marc.

[WampusCrandle]

has the best sammichs in town - everyone have a bite

[joethebartender]

Has the best Crandles in town...uh, um ...fuck.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

showed me there is Chicken Fried Bacon

[DiabloSammich]

is sitting next to me on the bleachers sharing popcorn

[joethebartender]

Has a hole cut out in the bottom of the popcorn tub.

[thejives]

Has waited a lifetime for this moment, and now he wonders why

[eeroomnhoj]

he didn't take his viagra,

[cougarjake13]

loves chickenheads

[joethebartender]

loves chickenheads

Knows that chickenheads are better than pigeons.

[cougarjake13]

is eagerly waiting for the flag to drop

[joethebartender]

Is probably paying $5 for a fresh lemonade in the Winston Tower right now.

[WampusCrandle]

is definitely paying $5 for a quickie

[scottinnj]

was curious enough to watch the Daytona 500-or at least a part of it. Whatcha think, Wampus?

[thejives]

his quickies end with an offer for affordable life insurance

dammit, scot scooped me.

Corzine's #1 fan.

[DiabloSammich]

A fan of Wampus' #2

[PhishHead]

big fan of bob weir

[WampusCrandle]

a fan of Bob Loblaw

WampusCrandle fan #3

[DiabloSammich]

fan of the ol' kneel and bob.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hurt phishy for his own amusement

[DiabloSammich]

is working.....sucker.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is working.....sucker.

hurts people with awful comments like, is working... sucker.

[thejives]

Gets winters off... like santa clause in reverse

dammit. scooped me.

Cruises for chicks.

[DiabloSammich]

has been missed

[PhishHead]

has broken my heart numerous times

[DiabloSammich]

has broken my heart numerous times


knows my true feelings......



...or does he?

[PhishHead]

hates me

[joethebartender]

has broken my heart numerous times

Is not a fan of Don Williams.

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[reillyluck]

loves me.

[DiabloSammich]

is ready for two hours of heaven

[joethebartender]

is ready for two hours of heaven

Is ready for 2 all beef patties...

[DiabloSammich]

supplier of the special sauce.


Ewwww.

[lleeder]

loves Ennis.

[RhinoinMN]

special sauce is the best part of his sammich

scooped

loves P

[jauble]

wants a pepperoni pizza

[WampusCrandle]

wants pepperoni in his pizza hole

[cougarjake13]

loves doberman penis in his hole

[WampusCrandle]

loves doberman in his penis hole

[thejives]

Is like a host of angels


savagely gang penetrating a defenceless paraplegic.

[WampusCrandle]

has a way with words

[thejives]

Is like a thirsty wombat


desperately licking an elderly woman's vagina searching for moisture.

[WampusCrandle]

wishing he ate my wombat twat - very spicy!

[thejives]

just made me throw up in my mouth by quoting something I said.

[WampusCrandle]

is sexy and maybe confused - i want you to eat the twat of my wombat, not my twat, that looks, smells, feels, and tastes like a wombat

[thejives]

just set the record for most use of the phrase wombat twat in a post

[jauble]

is the bane of my posting...no offense intended jives but your timing is shitty (not in the best of moods right now)

[WampusCrandle]

loves shitty times with jives

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Loves Estelle Getty

esp in Stop or my Mom will shoot

[WampusCrandle]

should stop or he'll shoot my heart

[RhinoinMN]

already shot on his chest.

[thejives]

I hope he gets better

[RhinoinMN]

should help me

:wink:

[WampusCrandle]

is hoping he can get some help

[cougarjake13]

supports the pnra penguins national rifle association

[WampusCrandle]

supports shooting baby penguins with bullets filled with their dead parents

[thejives]

Sees no point in pedalling a stationary bike

[DiabloSammich]

sees no point in carrying this thread on his back

[cougarjake13]

i ate 2 of your cousins today

[thejives]

will eat your relatives.

[RhinoinMN]

Eats in the middle of relations.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

like Spam (not the mail)

[thejives]

is like Jesus... rising from his bans.

[RhinoinMN]

Should not compare hippo to jesus.

[WampusCrandle]

knows that rhinos are way cooler than jesus

[thejives]

Is hornier than any rhino

[WampusCrandle]

is all rhino and no horn

[DiabloSammich]

Has a much longer Wampus than you might think

[thejives]

Is so indy his own family doesn't know who he is.

[WampusCrandle]

puts the jive in "shuckin' and jiven' "

[joethebartender]

Beds octagenarians.

[RhinoinMN]

uses words that are 8 times too big for me.

[thejives]

is being facetious.

[DiabloSammich]

is being facetious.


abundantly capricious

[scottinnj]

Is absolutely auspicious.

[DiabloSammich]

surreptitiously pernicious

[thejives]

irreducibly bootylicious

[Tall_James]

Won't do the dishes.

[thejives]

never takes me out to eat anymore

[Tall_James]

Frequently finds glass in his food. Suspiciously.

[DiabloSammich]

is confusing the hell out of me with his highjacked avatar.

[scottinnj]

Is apparantly not aware that he is past his prime.

[WampusCrandle]

will meet the wrath of DiabloSammich

[thejives]

Is a harbinger of doom

[DiabloSammich]

will be a door greeter at the apocaplypse

[thejives]

I'll let him skip to the head of the line.

[WampusCrandle]

is creating jobs for his new economy of hell

[thejives]

Is stimulating his package in the new hell economy

[WampusCrandle]

will be the obama of hell

[DiabloSammich]

just wants to be first lady, and isn't particularly concerned who with.

[thejives]

Will be the last person to post on this thread, before a new thread replaces it.
mark my words.

[WampusCrandle]

should never intimidate the president and his first lady with saucey language and threats

[thejives]

Should never fill his toaster full of jello in a misguided attempt to make jujubes.

[DiabloSammich]

Struggles to keep the Obama thread on track. Silly, silly boy.

[thejives]

Is absolutely no help except when I need to make epo laugh

[DiabloSammich]

Should never fill his toaster full of jello in a misguided attempt to make jujubes.



Hold on a second, I know I just broke the chain, but I glossed right over this.

This stupid line just made me laugh like an idiot.

[thejives]

tonight he will be making a large batch of jello, and his family will wonder why.

[WampusCrandle]

likes to make his own batch of jello on his stomach

[thejives]

is confusing jello with cream of mushroom soup

[DiabloSammich]

is talking about semen...so sayeth Blunty McBlunterson.

[thejives]

no tact.
to tact whatsoever.

[WampusCrandle]

is tacky enough for the rest of us

[thejives]

is secretly terrified of being involved in an escalator accident that will sever his external genetalia.

[RhinoinMN]

can harness the power of a thousand white hot suns.

[thejives]

has a beautiful singing voice that I never want to hear.

[DiabloSammich]

has parked his ass in this thread today. Good to have you back.

[thejives]

some people think he's past his prime.

I think that assumes he's capable of improvement.

[RhinoinMN]

Is capable of corporal punishment.:tongue:

[thejives]

Is working his way up to punishing corporals with a lot of private punishment.

[RhinoinMN]

Is the General of punishing privates.

[DiabloSammich]

punishes his privates every evening. Sometimes twice.

[thejives]

Is that a gunslinger sig from the dark tower series?

This guy is badass.

[cougarjake13]

nipples

[WampusCrandle]

titties

[thejives]

Learned to open sliding glass doors through trial and error

[WampusCrandle]

has decided to walk through sliding glass doors, regardless

[DiabloSammich]

his open door policy concerning the elderly is commendable

[Marc with a c]

thinks his wifes only craving is dr. pepper.

[DiabloSammich]

hottest version of ADF I've ever seen

[WampusCrandle]

is the hottest everything i have ever seen

[Marc with a c]

really quick editor

[WampusCrandle]

really quick editor

not only notices when i edit, made me a bit antzy when i made a witty comment about a Woman with a C

[DiabloSammich]

has antz in his pantz

[King Hippos Bandaid]

got yelled at by BIG AAAAAA

[WampusCrandle]

is considered a big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsshole on this board sometimes

. . . . not me

[King Hippos Bandaid]

secretly thinks Im an asshole


he is right

[jauble]

secretly thinks Im an asshole


he is right

secretly knows he is an asshole

[WampusCrandle]

secretly wants a certain someone to put bacon in their asshole

[DiabloSammich]

thinks I can't lower myself any further, and couldn't be more wrong

[cougarjake13]

causes diarhhea

[WampusCrandle]

cause premature births in the inner city

[RhinoinMN]

prematurely ejaculates on geriatrics.

[WampusCrandle]

loves saying geriatrics . . . . . knows that it gets me off

[RhinoinMN]

knows that I am a one trick Rhino.

[WampusCrandle]

Used to say one trick pony but i fucked his pony to death.

[RhinoinMN]

added bestiality to he repertoire of almost necrophilia.

[WampusCrandle]

only has nice words to say about me

[RhinoinMN]

model citizen.





I think he's a citizen?

[WampusCrandle]

model civilian


i think he is a dream boat - NO HOMO!

[RhinoinMN]

Knows where I live and I'm ALLLLLL BOAT!

[WampusCrandle]

should not keep a rhino on his boat

[RhinoinMN]

Should take the Rhino's place.

[jauble]

Knows the only thing from MN are rhinos and queers, and the rhino thing is just a cover.

[RhinoinMN]

Found out that I have a really bad and nonsensical cover.


I seek attention.

[cougarjake13]

is suffering from santana withdrawal

[WampusCrandle]

makes santana suffer from his withdrawl

[jauble]

Suffers for Santana in an attempt to be internet Jesus

[King Hippos Bandaid]

loves Ozzie Guillen and wishes he could manage the Cubs

[DiabloSammich]

:king:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

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[WampusCrandle]

posted the worst tv family in history

[cougarjake13]

loves bea arthur apparently

[WampusCrandle]

would love to bea arthur

[cougarjake13]

is incorrect

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is a chump facing a Champ

[WampusCrandle]

is technically correct, the best kind of correct

[cougarjake13]

will soon be the 2004 randy orton

[jauble]

is He-Man

[WampusCrandle]

is my man

DONT TOUCH . . . . . . .yes homo

[RhinoinMN]

Finally switched sides.

[Bossanova]

Listens to Tales from the hardside, but not my show:furious:

[jauble]

cheats on gvac

[WampusCrandle]

is cheating himself

[RhinoinMN]

Is cheatworthy.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is scone free

[jauble]

Is a walking stereotype

[King Hippos Bandaid]

knows if the shoe fits, the hippo wears it

[jauble]

wears only one shoe

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is mistaking me for Heather Mills

(I get that all the time)

[RhinoinMN]

approves progresso lite

[DiabloSammich]

hard rocking mother fucker

[jauble]

feels that he is at the point where he can just use smilies to describe people

[DiabloSammich]

:smoke:

[RhinoinMN]

Heard my requests last night?

[WampusCrandle]

grants wishes for suicidal dogs

[DiabloSammich]

wishes Hugh Grant would commit suicide

[cougarjake13]

is best without onions

[RhinoinMN]

blasphemer.

[WampusCrandle]

made another great sig!

[thejives]

When all of us are dead... he will still be posting on this thread.

[DiabloSammich]

When all of us are dead, his will be the first corpse that Wampus violates.

[jauble]

Forgot about the sig favors thread until I put a picture in.

[DiabloSammich]

Was a star until Dusty pitched his arm out.

[RhinoinMN]

peeping tom

[jauble]

pees on tom

[WampusCrandle]

pees on me!

[jauble]

stays golden (ponyboy)

[RhinoinMN]

stays golden in his shower.

[cougarjake13]

loves kathy bates

[SyndicateParish]

thought about jail, but put Kathy instead.. Thankfully master was never an option.

[DiabloSammich]

Is a most intriguing board character

[Bossanova]

I like Robert better than him

[PhishHead]

is the best

[cougarjake13]

evil skeletor looking sig

[thejives]

Has never changed his sig pic since the internet began.

[cougarjake13]

is incorrect, he hasnt seen my hulk sig, christian coalition sig, a few mets sigs, and a few cougar sigs

[WampusCrandle]

is starting fights with nice young men on the internet